You said you would make games by yourself, but how did you become the richest man by doing nothing?

Wang Lao Ju raised an eyebrow.

"Hmm? Why is this title shaking?"

He narrowed his eyes, casually moved the mouse across the screen, and then accidentally clicked on the exclamation mark in the title!

[The Rebellion of the Exclamation Mark]

"Bang—!"

The exclamation mark's "dot" actually fell off the text and landed on the ground with a snap!

Wang Lao Ju: "???"

The audience in the live broadcast: "???"

[What the heck?! The exclamation mark fell off?!]

[Is the font in this game a physical entity?!]

[Lao Ju, did you trigger a hidden mechanism in the game?]

However, something even more outrageous happened—

The fallen "dot" of the exclamation mark seemed to be given life, bouncing once on the ground, and then bouncing again...

Turning into a small ball that kept bouncing!

"????"

Wang Lao Ju was stunned for a second, then his eyes widened with fervor: "Holy crap, isn't this Breakout?!"

He tentatively moved the mouse and found that he could move a thin horizontal bar at the bottom of the screen left and right, which could catch the bouncing ball!

"Pop!"

The ball was caught by the bar and bounced upwards, directly hitting a letter in the title!

—[Don't Play This Game]

"Thud—!"

A letter in the title was knocked away, and the font began to fall apart!

The barrage in the live broadcast instantly went crazy—

[LOL, this game can break itself?!]

[Exclamation mark: I quit!]

[Holy crap, it really became a Breakout game?!]

[Lao Ju, did you discover a hidden gameplay?!]

[Destroy the Title]

"This is getting interesting."

Wang Lao Ju's lips curled up slightly, and he controlled the mouse, constantly moving the "paddle" at the bottom back and forth, allowing the ball to bounce wildly on the screen.

—"Pop!"

The "want" character of "[Don't]" was knocked off by half!

—"Bang!"

The "Play" character was smashed with cracks, as if it was about to collapse!

—"Bang bang bang!"

The ball bounced faster and faster, and the entire title became fragmented and even started to flicker!

At the same time, the "game program" on the screen seemed to be panicking and started frantically outputting text:

"Stop! You are destroying the game!"

"Do you know what this means?!"

"Don't continue! I'm begging you!"

Wang Lao Ju's eyes were frenzied, and he couldn't suppress the smile on his face: "Beg me? No way, I'm going to smash this broken title completely!"

He continued to control the ball to bounce, and after a few seconds—

[????]

[Lao Ju, you broke the game?!]

[Can this game continue?!]

[Did you play out a hidden ending?!]

In the darkness, a line of small white text slowly appeared on the screen.

—[Why did you do this?]

After a brief silence, the barrage in the live broadcast instantly went wild.

[Holy crap, this sentence is so oppressive!]

[Is the game program angry?!]

[Isn't this a psychological horror game?]

[Lao Ju, I advise you not to play anymore!]

However, Wang Lao Ju simply let out a breath, reached out and picked up the cola next to him, took a sip, and a look of excitement appeared on his face.

"You ask me why I did this?"

He put down the cola and reached out to click the mouse again decisively.

"Of course, it's because—this game is so much fun!"

...

[The Game Program's Self-Abandonment]

"Okay, okay, you continue, have fun..."

On the screen, the game program's font trembled slightly, and then, as if sighing, a new line of text slowly appeared—

"I give up."

Wang Lao Ju: "???"

The audience in the live broadcast: "???"

[Hahaha, the game program has completely given up!]

[You successfully made a game program lose its fighting spirit!]

[What are the Taoyuan Township planners thinking?!]

[Lao Ju, you are the first person to crash the game, right?]

However, Wang Lao Ju would not stop there.

He controlled the mouse and continued to play Breakout with great interest. As the ball continued to bounce, the text on the screen was smashed bit by bit, and the entire game interface became more and more chaotic, as if the world was being disassembled bit by bit.

However, the game program's complaints continued.

"What are you going to play after that? Ping pong? Snake?"

"Oh, I can't list any more, or the legal department will be gesturing at me over there."

Wang Lao Ju laughed directly: "Okay, this game even brought out the legal department?"

The barrage exploded immediately—

[Planner: Please, don't play anymore!]

[Official: If you continue to play, we will be warned by a lawyer's letter!]

[This game has too much self-awareness!]

[Who would have thought that one day we would be playing a game and be complained about by the game itself?!]

However, the funniest thing was that the game program seemed to have completely given up struggling.

"I am not a game program... I am just a normal screensaver, nothing more."

Wang Lao Ju: "..."

He slowly put down the mouse in his hand,扶了扶额头, and said calmly: "So, you mean... I've been playing a screensaver from beginning to end?"

The barrage in the live broadcast had already burst into laughter—

[Yes, congratulations, you have been playing a screensaver the whole time!]

[Taoyuan Township: We didn't make a game at all!]

[This game's planner is definitely a madman!]

[Lao Ju, is it worth 98 yuan for the screensaver?]

[The Game Program's Counterattack]

However, just when Wang Lao Ju thought the game was really going to crash completely, the screen suddenly flashed, and the scene on the stage changed again.

"Boom—!"

A brand new steel plate fell from the sky and slammed into the original position!

This time, it looked heavier and stronger, and the surface even gleamed with metallic luster, as if it were a truly indestructible barrier.

At the same time, a brand new title slowly appeared in the center of the screen—

—[Don't Play This Game]

But unlike before, this time the title was firmly nailed to the steel plate with several huge steel nails, and each letter was bolded and blacked out, making it look extremely indestructible!

Wang Lao Ju blinked, gently licked his lips, and a dangerous smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Yo, you even learned to reinforce it this time?"

He controlled the mouse to observe carefully, and then suddenly discovered—

The shape of the "Don't" character was particularly like a hammer.

"Wait, this character... can it be used to knock things?"

With a light click of the mouse, sure enough, the "Don't" character seemed to be given a special attribute, and it directly fell off the title, turning into a heavy iron hammer, suspended on the screen!

Wang Lao Ju's eyes were frenzied, and he couldn't suppress the smile on his face.

"Okay, since you gave me a hammer, then I'll use it to tear down this broken title."

He swung the "Don't hammer" without hesitation and slammed it hard at the title!

"Bang!"

The "Play" character in the title was smashed with a crack!

On the screen, the game program's text scrolled wildly —

"Don't knock around, it's too annoying..."

"I can't close the program myself."

"You have to quit."

Wang Lao Ju raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully: "You want me to quit? Sorry, I just like to take things apart."

[The livestream room completely exploded]

[Hahaha, the game program is scared!]

[Lao Ju: If I don't dismantle this game today, I'm not surnamed Wang!]

[Is the planner of Peach Blossom Land already crying in the bathroom?]

[The most miserable game program in the history of this game!]

However, the game program seemed to be really anxious, and the prompts on the screen flashed wildly, as if trying to stop him from continuing to destroy it —

"Do you really want to do this?!"

"Do you know what this means?!"

"Please, stop smashing!"

The newest novel is first published at Liu 9 Shu Ba!

Wang Lao Ju's eyes were fanatical. He directly ignored all warnings, frantically waved the "No" hammer, and smashed hard at every letter on the title!

— "Bang!"

— "Thud!"

— "Rumble — !"

The moment the last letter collapsed, the entire screen flashed suddenly, and then fell into complete darkness.

[The real secret of the game]

[? ? ?]

[Is the game completely broken?]

[Lao Ju, did you break the game?!]

[Black screen, it's really a black screen!]

However, just when everyone thought the game had really crashed, a line of small white text slowly appeared on the screen —

— [You win.]

After a brief silence, the barrage in the livestream room scrolled frantically —

[Holy crap? ? ?]

[So this game really has an ending?!]

[Is this a hidden ending?!]

[Lao Ju, you actually beat the game? ? ?]

Wang Lao Ju blinked, picked up the cola next to him, took a light sip, and a satisfied smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"This game... is quite interesting."

He put down the cola and resolutely clicked the mouse again.

"However, I want to see... if I open the game again, will it still let me continue playing?"

[Rock, Paper, Scissors]

The black screen gradually brightened, and the familiar stage scene reappeared.

However, this time, there was no steel plate, no red curtain, but a small wooden table.

In the very center of the table, there were three cards printed with **"Rock" "Paper" "Scissors"**, the edges were slightly yellowed, and they looked like some kind of ancient game props.

The text on the screen reappeared:

"You know, it's that game with rock, paper, and scissors."

Wang Lao Ju raised his eyebrows, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Oh? You want to play rock-paper-scissors with me?"

The barrage in the livestream room instantly exploded —

[Hahahaha, the game is starting to mess around again!]

[This game really has all kinds of weird gameplay!]

[Lao Ju, choose quickly, let us see what kind of crazy operation this game is planning to do.]

Wang Lao Ju stretched lazily, glanced at the three cards on the table, and casually clicked on **"Rock"**.

The card slowly flipped over, revealing a gray stone pattern on the front.

At the same time, the opponent's card also slowly flipped out —

"? ? ?"

There was nothing?

Wang Lao Ju was stunned for a moment, and then a line of small characters appeared on the screen —

"Wait, I haven't chosen yet! Why are you so impatient?"

Wang Lao Ju: "…"

The livestream room instantly burst into laughter.

[This game is too realistic, right?! You actually have to wait for it to choose?!]

[The planner is definitely a master of messing around!]

[Is the other party going to cheat again?!]

A few seconds later, the opponent's card also slowly opened, revealing a silver pair of scissors.

"Rock wins scissors!"

Wang Lao Ju smiled slightly: "Not bad, I won the first round."

However, the text on the screen was without waves, even a little disdainful —

"Oh... you won? You won by luck, it doesn't count as skill."

Wang Lao Ju: "?"

The livestream room was also filled with question marks.

[? ? ? You get mocked even when you win?!]

[Is this game deliberately arguing?!]

[Planner of Peach Blossom Land, come out and take a beating!]

Wang Lao Ju touched his chin and shook his head with a smile: "Okay, since you say it doesn't count if it's based on luck, then I'll show you real skill."

[The Art of Cheating]

The next round started, and the three cards on the table flipped over again, waiting for the player to choose.

This time, Wang Lao Ju deliberately clicked **"Paper"**, but a sly light flashed in his eyes.

"Come on, I'll see what you play this time."

The card slowly flipped open, his paper appeared, and the opponent's card also slowly revealed itself —

Scissors!

The livestream room instantly exploded —

[Holy crap, is it really targeting you?!]

[Lao Ju, are you being targeted by the AI?!]

[Is the planner secretly watching your livestream in the background?!]

However, before the game program could mock him, the corners of Wang Lao Ju's mouth had already raised into a smug smile.

Because he found out —

The opponent's scissors were actually taped to the card with transparent tape!

"Heh heh, these scissors of yours are probably fake, right?"

He unceremoniously reached out his mouse, tore the scissors directly from the card, and put them into his backpack.

The text on the screen instantly jumped out, as if the game program was extremely angry.

"Winning by cheating? Don't you feel ashamed?"

Wang Lao Ju spread his hands: "No."

The barrage in the livestream room instantly exploded.

[Hahahahaha, Lao Ju is really shameless!]

[The planner is crying in the bathroom, you've ruined the game rules!]

[Is the AI in this game about to go crazy?!]

[Physically Destroying Game Mechanics]

Just when the game program was still frantically outputting protest text, Wang Lao Ju noticed —

The **"Don't Play This Game"** title sign was actually fixed to one side of the stage by a chain**, like some kind of seal.

"Oh? This chain looks quite annoying..."

He narrowed his eyes, the scissors he had just torn off were still in his hand, and the smile on the corner of his mouth grew stronger.

"Then, let's cut it."

With a gentle click of the mouse, the scissors accurately cut the chain!

"Crack — !"

The chain broke in response, and the title sign suddenly collapsed, making a dull sound when it hit the ground!

The livestream room completely exploded —

[Holy crap, you directly demolished the game title?!]

[Can this game even be played?!]

[Planner: I'm freaking cracking up!]

However, before everyone could celebrate the victory, the text on the screen reappeared.

"Oh dear, why are you so unreasonable?"

"In that case, I have to find something more secure."