Young man on white horse, I am in the human world, who dares to call himself an immortal?

The words came to his lips.

Wen Jiutian felt that it was inappropriate.

If he said this, he would definitely piss the old man off to death.

I couldn't just tell him that I was going to kill Yan Bietian, sleep with Yan Liuli, and control the Southwest Road, right?

"Good boy, what happened between you and Yan Liuli?"

Wen Jiutian knew this gossipy uncle very well.

If he didn't give a good explanation, he might not pass.

So, Wen Jiutian raised his eyebrows and said, "Well, ah, that, anyway, Yan Liuli has something to ask of me."

Hearing this, Wen Hujiu looked at Wen Jiutian with suspicion, as if he wanted to see some clues from his expression.

However, Wen Jiutian's face did not reveal much information, but just frowned slightly, making it difficult for people to guess his true thoughts.

"She? Can she ask you for anything?" Wen Hujiu's mind was full of black lines, and then he said: "You kid, don't get the girl pregnant. Although our Wen family is not big, it is at least one of the three major families in Beili. It is impossible for a girl from the Yan family in Southwest Road to become the main wife of the Wen family."

Speaking of this, Wen Hujiu suddenly smiled obscenely, and a sly smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. He continued to tease, "Being a concubine is not bad."

Suddenly, he began to imagine again, and some unrealistic pictures emerged in his mind. "No, kid, isn't this girl from the Yan family going to marry the Gu family?"

Wen Hujiu talked to himself while thinking about the possibility.

The more he thought about it, the more he felt uneasy and worried.

Finally, he made up his mind not to let this happen.

"No, you can't do such a thing as stealing someone's girlfriend. I'll tell the old man and I'll break your dog legs." Wen Hujiu glared at Wen Jiutian fiercely, with a flash of anger in his eyes.

Thinking of the old man's intimidating look, Wen Hujiu couldn't help but shudder, his heart filled with fear and awe.

He knew the old man's majesty very well. If he found Wen Jiutian doing such a thing, the consequences would be disastrous.

Even though he was fearless, he had to kneel down in front of the old man's stick covered with chili oil.

Thinking of the fist-sized stick, Wen Hujiu frowned.

Wen Jiutian was not surprised to hear Wen Hujiu's objection.

However, he was not afraid, because the old man loved him, and he was not like his second uncle, whose knees were weak in front of the old man.

After thinking for a while, Wen Jiutian raised his eyebrows and said: "I say, uncle, you haven't dealt with Miss Su, right? I'll help you when the time comes!"

"You kid... it's useless no matter how much you talk."

"Uncle, when I was nine years old, you took me to a brothel, but I didn't have money to pay the bill, and then you encouraged me to steal the old man's money. You didn't want him to know about this, right?"

"Also, Liu Yue from the Five Poison Sect is so beautiful. Tsk tsk tsk..."

"You..."

At this time, Wen Hujiu widened his eyes and was speechless for a moment.

"That's not enough, is it?"

"Okay, then who was jealous of me when I first entered the Free Heaven Realm? They said that the old man was partial, and then secretly developed a colorless and tasteless laxative, causing the old man to vomit and have diarrhea for seven days and nights?"

"Wow... How did you know, you little brat?"

The previous things, if you know, you know, that's nothing.

But this, the old man must not know, this is the pain of the old man's life.

Wen Hujiu couldn't sit still at all, this lethality, he couldn't stand it at all.

"Hey, at least I have been testing poison for everyone for thirteen years. Those uncles and aunts, if they have something to ask of me, I only need to check and ask to know who did it. After all, the third uncle who manages our family's medicine warehouse, the daughter of his cousin's sister's uncle, is my personal maid."

As he said, Wen Jiutian raised his head and smiled.

"What? Do you still care about your dear nephew's private affairs?"

After saying that, he smiled complacently.

Speaking of this uncle, has he done a lot of outrageous things since he was a child?

Just pick a few.

What about the woman in the brothel in Tianqi City, who was supposed to be a virgin, but ended up being a prostitute who had been played with by others, so he secretly ran to the brothel in Tianqi City to poison her.

There was also the matter of running to the Northern Barbarians and drugging their princess, causing the princess to lose her virginity.

......

There are too many to list. Although he would not do anything that was against the will of heaven and earth, he would do everything that was immoral.

In the end, Wenhujiu swallowed his saliva and made a difficult decision, "Boy, you are cruel."

"But you have to be careful and don't get her pregnant. And those married women, youDon't do it, our Wen family has to save face. ”

Wen Hujiu was upset. He thought that as the uncle, he was still an elder, so it was not too much to control this kid.

What was the result? Instead, he was bullied by this brat.

I don't know what sin I committed in my previous life?

"Okay, second uncle, I know that you love your nephew the most. Just for this, we will forget all the embarrassing things and never mention them again. "

Wen Jiutian turned his head away and pulled out his Bloodthirsty Demon Knife.

Then a lot of poison recipes appeared in his hand out of thin air, all of which were obtained from his research over the years.

There were also a bunch of bottles and jars, thousands of bottles of deadly poison, not to mention massacring a city, even destroying a small country would be no problem.

But then again, this Bloodthirsty Demon Knife is a real treasure, not only can it change its form, but it is also a storage space.

In the first form, it is a knife.

In the second form, it is a sword.

And as the form is upgraded, the space becomes larger and larger.

I just don't know when I can put a living person in it?

"Come on, Second Uncle, I won't say more because you are sensible and understand human feelings. Just consider this half as your nephew's filial piety to you. ”

“This poison can make the women of Xiaoyao Tianjing unable to stop, this one, even the fairies in the sky can’t control themselves, and this one has the effect of strengthening the body and increasing the duration…”

Wen Jiutian enthusiastically introduced various poisons. While talking, he also divided the piles of bottles and jars and poison recipes into two, pushed them in front of Wen Hujiu.

The latter was surprised and doubtful, "Good boy, you haven't fallen behind in your studies in these years."

"Oh, isn't this because of your good teaching, little uncle?" Wen Jiutian smiled.

"Oh, gosh, that's not right." Wen Hujiu realized the problem and scolded with a smile: "I said you kid, you don't learn the good things, look at you, what have you been studying in these years? "

He cursed, but his body was very honest. He picked up the bottles and jars on the ground and asked seriously: "Stinky boy, which one did you say could poison the fairies in the sky?"

While talking, Wen Hujiu didn't know what he was thinking about, he was grinning and couldn't stop.

At the same time, in Lingnan Wen family.

An old man with white hair was facing a pile of jade bottles in front of him with a proud face.

He had white hair and laughed loudly.

"This little guy is quite filial. Look at this pile of poisons. Which one is not the foundation of our Wen family?"

"By the way, that kid said that this blue pill can prolong life and make people strong and healthy."

Wen Lin stroked a blue pill, which was exquisite and extraordinary.

The old man chuckled, "Can this thing really prolong life? Xiaojiu said to name this thing Sildenafil, because he likes to tinker with it, hehehe..."

"I can't let my grandson's filial piety go to waste."

After saying that, he threw the blue pill into his mouth.

After a while, he felt the blood rushing up all over his body, and he almost cried out of anger.

As an old man, how could he not know the effect of this medicine?

It's a pity that this kid came up with such a bad idea!

Doesn't he know that his grandmother has passed away a long time ago?

Just when he was worried, the servant outside the door reported.

"Master, the head of Lingxiao Sect wants to see you!"

"Are you talking about a Taoist nun?"