Your Majesty Please Calm Down

In the blink of an eye, the Dragon Boat Festival.

Tian Qi loves to celebrate the festival, because there is a reward for the first day, and the reward of the Qing Palace is especially rich. In addition to the prescribed rewards, Tian Qi also received an extra reward for Ji Heng as the "red man". A small scorpion made of gold with a weight of five or five cents, the jujube is generally the size, the scorpion leaves and the waist rope are as vivid as life. In this way, Ji Heng still suspects that this kind of work is not exquisite workmanship, can not take out, but the gold is full of feet, the weight is also sufficient, it is suitable for people who love money.

So Ji Heng gave Tian Qi two and then satisfactorily admired Tian Qi holding the golden scorpion and swallowing his eyes.

On the Dragon Boat Festival, in addition to the regular celebrations, Tian Qi also conspired with Ruyi.

There are some places in the folks that call the Dragon Boat Festival "Daughter's Day". This day is when the married women return to Ning Province. When there are little girls at home, they will dress up the little girl. Extreme research." Tian Qi also wants to dress up the little girl, but unfortunately there is no girl in the palace, only a little boy. She had to make this little boy a bit of a guest.

Ruyi instinctively rejects the skirt, but the little one, if you give me some sweetness, you can't see yourself. When you put on the skirt, you forget that you are wearing a skirt. You should eat it. .

If the wish is the emperor, although there is no such thing as "not allowed to wear a skirt for the emperor" in the court order, it is risky to do such a thing. However, Tian Qi is not afraid. Although he is young, he is a good teammate. If he admits that he is willing to wear it, the children will play. Besides, the little girl who is dressed up is a beautiful thief. When the Queen Mother sees it, she likes it. The Queen Mother likes it. Who dares to say half a word?

Sure enough, Tian Qi dressed up well, first led to the Cining Palace and turned around. The Queen Mother saw such a small "girl", and her heart was turned away. She took her wish in her arms and kissed him a few times. I laughed and didn't close my mouth.

In addition to the previous words, Ruyi also played freely. "I often listen to the emperor saying that I want a granddaughter. Tian Qi said that today is the girl's day. I want to play a granddaughter, grandmother, grandmother, you." Can you like?"

A few words, like a small adult, the people in the room can not help but talk about it.

"Like, of course I like it!" The Queen Mother gently clicked on the wishful amount and smiled. "My little wish is really a monkey."

From Cining Palace, Tian Qi took the wish with one hand and gave him a thumbs up. "His Royal Highness, you are really this." This time is not a flattering, absolutely convincing.

I wished to hear Tian Qi’s praise. I was very happy. I was a little bit excited and took him to the Qing Palace. Just after the Moon Gate, I just saw the Ji Heng in front.

Ji Heng did not recognize the first sight at first glance. In front of this little doll, the typical girl's house is dressed with simple hair on her head. The two hairs are like two cat ears that are erected. They are bundled with red silk scorpion, and the ends of the silk are hanging with pearls and yellow tassels. With the rhythm of walking, sway. The little girl wore a cherry-red dress with embroidered flowers on her eyes; a bright gold lock on her neck, a small bead on her left wrist, and a golden bell on her right wrist. The ringing sound was crisp and sweet.

Far away from the distance, I saw the little girl's face protein tender, a pair of big eyes hydrated and god. Ji Heng thought, this is the child who is really cute, must hold a hug.

Although he did not recognize the wish, Ji Heng recognized Tian Qi, and then associated with a little guy who often appeared around Tian Qi...

When I came closer, it was my own child.

I don't have to think about it, but who is doing this, Ji Heng took a look at Tian Qi.

Tian Qi has no neck and no neck.

If you want to talk about loyalty, you can see that you want to wear a skirt.

Ji Heng is not so foolish, but he does not expose them at this time, because the female doll is so cute, his heart is soft, and he bends over and embraces his face. His face is covered with his little face. .

Wishing to shake his hand with joy, the golden bell rang in his hand. When he saw his father holding him, he did not let go, and he opened his hand to the field seven, "Tian Qi, hug."

Ji Heng felt that his son did not give himself a face, and he took a look at Tian Qi.

He really doesn't understand that the eunuchs who will marry their children are more likely to like to be tired of being around Tianqi.

Later, he summed up a law: Anyone who has a surname, sees that Tian Qi can't move.

It’s really a family.

Tian Qi received the dissatisfaction of Ji Heng, so he did not dare to accept it. He just said, "Your Highness, I can't hold you..."

If you wish, you will withdraw your hand in disappointment.

Ji Heng glanced at the thin and thin body of Tian Qi and said, "You can't be so noisy in the future." Then he let go of his wish and let him play.

When Ji Heng left, Tian Qi took the wish to go to Dai Sanshan to play. In fact, the reason why I like to play with Tian Qi is not a blind choice. Tian Qi combines the dual advantages of eunuchs and palace ladies. She will not mention the cleverness. She also has a delicate mind. She treats children with a woman's unique tenderness and tenderness. The wishful mother-in-law also has maternal love, but because she is too careful and careful, she does not dare to let go of him. There is courage to take him to play, and there is no gentleness of Tian Qi.

If Ruyi is less than four years old, naturally he can't sum up these reasons. He only knows that he likes to play with Tian Tian, ​​and that's it.

In short, for Ruyi, Tianqi is the best partner for him.

At this moment, the two partners took Daisanshan out and rode the turtle around the Taichi pool for two laps. I wished to see someone passing by here, and he was on the rise. People also took a lot of scorpions and wanted to eat with Tian. Tian Qi knew that she had eaten the scorpion in the Cining Palace. She was afraid of eating it and didn't dare to let him eat more. So she took advantage of the scorpion to feed the Sanshan Mountain.

The scorpions of Daisanshan's various fillings have all tasted. Later, I learned to picky eaters and order food: it is not the stuffing of the stuffing.

And the tortoise is almost finished, and it can be smelled by the glutinous rice without a mouth bite. If it is a stuffing, it will slightly lower the head, and it will not move.

After feeding for a while, there are a lot of scorpions that have been stripped but not moved at all. Tian Qi felt that it was a pity to throw it. She couldn’t finish it herself. She asked the opinions of the people around me. We would like to eat the scorpion that was smelled by the turtle. Everyone expressed their hope that they would touch the scent of the tortoise, so that those scorpions were not ruined, and they all entered the belly of the banquet eunuch.

If the opinion Dai Sanshan does not eat, and feel bored, pointing to the shore of the willow road, "Tian Qi, use this to make me a Sanshan."

It is somewhat difficult to make a turtle with a wicker, mainly because it has not been tried before. However, today, Xiao Ruyi is willing to wear a skirt. Tian Qi naturally needs to satisfy him well, so he tries to compile it by pulling the wicker.

The two men sat side by side on the back of Dai Sanshan, and the people around them did not dare to rely too close, because the turtles were full, but they did not relax their vigilance. They stretched their necks and squinted, and they looked very embarrassed. The turtle bites the human event, some people have experienced it, some people have heard it, in short, the more it is exaggerated, now, except Tian Qi and Ruyi, basically no one dares to approach it.

Oh, yes, there is another person who has this guts, that is, our emperor. However, the effect of Ji Heng near Dai Sanshan is always that the turtle quickly retracts into the shell.

Ji Heng did not understand himself. The turtle was afraid of him or hated him.

The effect today is still the same. On the Dragon Boat Festival, he didn't want to work. Bored, I heard that his son and Tian Qi were playing in Taichichi. He came over again. He saw a big one sitting on the back of the turtle and talking and laughing.

When others did not respond, Dai Sanshan first saw him, and as usual, indented his head and limbs into the shell.

When I came closer, the people around me just wanted to ask for security, and they were stopped by Ji Heng. He wanted to hear what Ruyi and Tian Qi were talking about. In the interest of his son's growth education, he did not do anything like this.

Just listen to the soft and soft voice of the wishful way, "Tian Qi, why do you want to eat dumplings during the Dragon Boat Festival?"

Thirteen words! Ji Heng’s old mistakes were committed again. After the count, he envied and hated.

"It is to commemorate Qu Yuan." Tian Qi and Ruyi, facing the lake, did not find Ji Heng. She replied with a bow as she bowed her head.

"Who is Qu Yuan?"

"Qu Yuan was a poet long ago. He was alienated by his Lord. When he couldn't think of it, he threw himself into the water."

Ji Heng slightly nodded, good, at least some basic allusions, and did not say bias. However, his satisfaction did not last long.

I wished to ask, "Why is he being defamed?"

Nine words, Ji Heng number is finished, and then I will see how Tian Qi explained.

Tian Qi felt that this question was more confusing, and even if he said it would not be understandable, he said, "He is surnamed, so he is bent."

"..." Ji Heng wants to knock on the head of Tian Qi: What is this, don't take my son.

If you are a child, you will believe everything. When you take the nonsense seriously, you will be surprised. "My name is Ji, will you not die in the future? You can just be fine. You can eat sweet and sweet in the future."

"..." Ji Heng has not considered the number, he was shocked by his son's extraordinary ability to do the same. Only, what is dying, sweet, and too nonsense!

Ji Heng is about to interrupt them, and suddenly hears the sad voice. "What can I do if I am in a hurry?"

With your temper, you must first think of someone who is dying, and Ji Heng thinks silently.

Tian Qi comforted and said, "It doesn't matter, it is often said, "Things are man-made." As long as you are not angry, don't worry, cultivate self-cultivation, and be a modest gentleman, you will not be anxious."

Ruyi seriously nodded.

Recalling how he was instilled in the Analects of the self-cultivation, and then look at the son in front of him, Ji Heng is full of emotions. He found that Tian Qi always had a way to give some justice to Yongzheng, and it also contained a thought-provoking truth. In the end, such a reason is nothing but a small metamorphosis.

Forget it, at least it is a positive incentive, and Ji Heng is comforting himself.

If he had a scorpion in his hand, he took it apart for a while and finally peeled it off personally, so he lifted it to Tian Qi, "Tian Qi, eat."

Tian Qizheng carefully edited the tortoise and bite a big mouth without looking at it. He continued to work while chewing. The scorpion is stuffed with bean paste, with glutinous rice, soft and sweet, and delicious.

If he didn't want to eat, he leaned over and kissed him on the face of Tian Qi.

Ji Heng finally can't stand it anymore. My own son, I don’t know how to kiss him. How can I kiss this **** casually? So he stepped forward and tried to hold it up, and deliberately squeezed between Ruyi and Tianqi.

The tortoise's back is arched. Ji Heng wants to pick up his wish and bend over to look at him. As a result, his body is lowered, his face is only as high as the face, and the turtle shell is very big. He can't make a lot of mistakes. Only the head and neck can be squeezed between the two.

Tian Qi knew that she had kissed her, but she did not know that Ji Heng had squeezed over. She and I like to play with you, kiss me and kiss you, and I am concentrating on making things. I am being treated as a dear, and I don’t think much, I will go back to kiss him, but my eyes will not leave my hands.

As a result, this knot was solidly printed on the face of Ji Heng.