Your Majesty Please Calm Down

This morning is a break, no need to go to the early morning, but Ji Heng still got up early, he has other things to do today.

At the moment, the Mid-Autumn Festival has just passed, and this autumn season is suitable for soldiers. The three battalions in the Gyeongsang area are located in the 50th suburb of Beijing. It is the most elite unit of the whole Qiqi. It is a common practice for the Emperor’s Majesty to go to the three camps every fall. If you are in a whim, you can always go.

I ate some breakfast and changed the armor dedicated to the emperor. Ji Heng took the bow and held the sword out of the door. He was tall and straight, and his legs were slender. After he took off his robes and put on his armor, he also had a kind of arrogant and upright temperament. With a handsome face, he was a young general who was just a heart-warming country. Lian Tianqi was deceived by his appearance. He stood at the door of the Qing Palace and watched him leave. He sighed in his heart. Sure enough, people should not look at each other, and don’t believe in the disguise of some people...

The people who had been in charge of the horses had come over and the white horses came over. Ji Heng stood by the horse and looked back. The line of sight crossed the crowd and stopped at Tian Qi. When she smiled, she quickly turned back. He knows that Tian Qi is also watching him, his eyes are very lingering, like his wife is leaving his husband who is away from home... Ji Heng thinks a little far away, when he crosses the horse, he is somewhat absent-minded, and he does not feel somewhere in the body. Abnormal condition.

He went to the military parade today. He wanted to go with Tian Qi. Unfortunately, Tian Qi would not ride a horse. It is impossible for the two to ride together in the public. Sheng An Huai will ride a horse, so he followed.

Sheng Anhuai, like the guards, waited until they left the palace to qualify for the horse. The pedestrians couldn’t ride too fast in the capital, and they went straight to the three camps when they got out of the city.

When they arrived at the three camps, the generals with heads and faces came out to greet them. The monarchs and the princes saw the ceremony, and the horses under the vicissitudes of the horses were led by the people to the three camps.

Although there is no war now, you don't have to put on the armor in full, but the emperor's military parade must be treated seriously, so many people wear heavy armor.

In a slap in the slap of the iron on the heavy armor, Ji Heng heard a subtle ringtone.

He stopped and listened carefully to his ears, and the ringing disappeared; as soon as he walked, the bell rang again.

There were very few ears in the field, and only the generals of the three battalions, General Song, were a little strange. "Can the emperor hear a silver ringtone?"

Ji Heng: "..."

He suddenly knew what it was. <

Later, Ji Heng recalled today's unfortunate military parade, carefully analyzing the possibility of a person hanging a bell on a military parade, and found that he must meet the following conditions:

First of all, there must be a perversion on the night before he slammed a bell. Can't be too loose or too tight, too loose and easy to fall down, too tight and easy to feel uncomfortable. Ok, in fact, no matter whether it is loose or not, he is not comfortable;

Secondly, he had to sleep with this little bell for a night, so that he adapted to the existence of a small bell and would not notice it when he got up the next day.

Once again, he must be satisfied in the bed the night before, so that he probably won't appear in the next day, and this depends on luck, not so absolute. Facts have proved that his luck is really bad... In the same way, he couldn’t drink water the night before, so it might not be a good thing the next morning. It’s still luck, he’s still bad luck...

In the end, the little bell must still be stuck between his trousers - don't ask him how he got stuck, he really can't tell - so that from getting up to going out, the little bell won't ring... until he's right Bumpy, the little bell was wrong, and the magic sound sang when the horse was dismounted.

In addition to the third point, the other three things are lower than one, and one is like a dream, but he has done it all...

So he miraculously appeared in the current situation: a bell was hung on the little brother to go to the military parade...

As an emperor, Ji Heng's cheeks are actually quite thick and can be as thick as an amazing one. However, now, in the face of this strange and incredible situation, he rarely sees shame at first sight.

The generals were straightforward and saw the emperor unhappy. They all pleaded guilty. They thought that the emperor’s mood suddenly deteriorated because of the words of General Song, so you look at me and I look at you. On the spot, I have a bell and I have to pick it up. Emperor military parade, you wear a bell, like what.

Ji Heng looked at his face and looked at their deliberations. Of course, they interrupted before discussing the results. Our benevolent and generous monarch said that she did not care about this matter and that several people continued to walk. Ji Heng deliberately made the pace consistent with everyone, so that no one found out that the sound was from him...

When they arrived at the camp, Ji Heng said that he had to find a space camp to take a break and not let others follow. Of course everyone will be actively satisfied.

Into the barracks, Ji Heng quickly wanted to untie the clothes, so that the Rauch was taken down. It’s a pity that I don’t know how. Today, this dress can’t go with him. The belt buckles into a twist. I can’t solve it, and the more I worry, the more I can’t solve it. The emperor, who had always been calm and arrogant, rushed out of his head and sweated. He finally bit his teeth and pulled out the dagger at the waist.

The belt can't be cut, he can't explain why he cut the belt... So he decided to open a small mouth on the trousers, cut the silk of the bell through the trousers, and then shake it, the bell will fall down the trouser legs. .

Look, he is wit.

So Ji Heng pulled his pants and raised his dagger.

Sheng Anhuai suddenly came in this way - he came to ask the emperor need no tea. However, when he just walked in, he saw that the emperor was holding his dagger against his own cockroach and his eyes were shining.

Sheng Anhuai: "!!!"

This picture is the most terrible scene he has ever seen in his life. He stumbled and rushed to the front of Ji Heng in a step-by-step manner. He rubbed his hands and held the hand of Ji Heng with a knife, and screamed with grief, "Huang!!"

Ji Heng was on the small bell because of his attention. He did not realize that Sheng Anhuai came in. At this moment, he was stopped, and Ji Heng was somewhat unhappy. "Get out of the way."

Sheng An Huai is dead and will not go away. "The emperor, your dragon body is related to the community, please treat it carefully!"

Although the other party is too abrupt, it is good to care for him, and Ji Heng will comfort himself. "It doesn't matter, it's very accurate."

"!!!"

Sheng Anhuai tears and tears, "Emperor, if you have any unhappiness, beating people, or killing people, how can you come out, how can you come out, you can't be self-sufficient! If you want to break the dragon root, it is better to first The old slave’s head is down!"

Ji Heng: "..." dare to love this idiot, thinking that he wants to be in the palace...

Hanging bells and military parade is no more than a long face from the palace. Ji Heng really can't explain it, so he threw the dagger to the ground and "rolled."

Sheng Anhuai quickly picked up the dagger and gave him unlimited courage to care for the emperor. Some things would die if he died. So Sheng Anhuai pointed to the emperor's sabre. "Is it better for this to let the slaves help you?"

Seeing the emperor ignore him, Sheng Anhuai will solve the sabre on the saint himself, and take the arrows in his arrow and take a look at the barracks. There is no weapon, so he is satisfied with leaving.

Leaving Ji Heng down his head and holding his forehead, he pulled the belt with a click. Finally, he couldn't think of a better way, so he called Sheng Anhuai in again.

Sheng Anhuai quickly found a brand new night pot. Ji Heng used this as a reason to let Sheng Anhuai help him untie the belt and immediately smashed Shengan Huai. <

Finally solved a certain trouble. Ji Heng looked at the bells and looked at the fierce light. "A small metamorphosis, see how I go back to clean up you." The small bell in his hand is very delicate, and the silk can't see the material for a while, but the color is bright and the texture is flexible. It should be the top grade. The silver bell was engraved with a pattern. The pattern was familiar. He couldn’t remember where he had seen it for a while, and it always seemed to be a distant memory.

Although Ji Heng hated, he finally did not throw the bell out, but put it in his arms.

***

When Ji Heng tried his best to solve the small bell, Tian Qi was in the Baohe store with a group of eunuchs and daddy, and did not receive any resentment from the emperor. Today, the emperor went out, she did not have to wait in the dry house, she ran out. The last time the seal was given to her, the horse just got out of hand and sold eighty-two silver, so that she earned thirty-two. She was very excited about the money, and for a moment she did not know where it was hiding. She was afraid that the emperor would find it and steal it.

The small eunuchs complimented the Tianqi seven times as usual, and began to dig up the glorious history of Baohedian when they spoke, and then they talked about Chen Wuyong. Although Chen Wuyong is a heinous big bad guy (official comment), but the sale of antiques does have a hand, the eyes are very sinister, although everyone sneered at his character, but when it comes to this, they have to greet the thumbs up with conviction. Chen Wuyong’s great achievements are very talkative. Several people are surrounded by a bar. He said that Tian Qi didn’t want to talk, but he only bowed his head to drink tea.

They are talking about the rise, and Fang Jun, who has been silent, suddenly spoke up. "Anxious..."

Others did not pay attention to him, he repeated it again, "anxious..." is still a Henan accent.

A small **** would push him. "I am going to the huts in an emergency. Are you rushing to talk here?"

Fang Jun pressed his hands with his temples and shook his head. "Anxious, anxious, urgent..." or Henan.

"You are anxious to forget!" Several people will have to fight him out.

Tian Qi quickly stopped them and turned to Fang Jundao. "What you want to say is looking for the season, right?"

Fang Jun nodded, "Season... Season..."

Tian Qi quickly pulled him to the corner and pulled his collar. "Ji Qingyun?"

Fang Jun’s eyes lit up and nodded sharply. “Looking for Ji Qingyun!”

Tian Qi’s hand holding his collar suddenly tightened tightly. She stared straight at him and asked in a deep voice. “Is Chen Yongyong, let you find Ji Qingyun?”

Fang Jun nodded again. "Yes."

"He told you to kill Ji Qingyun, right?" Tian Qi said here, his voice was already trembled, trying to restrain himself from doing this guy.

Fang Jun shook his head and frowned. "Not killing, it is catching. Chen Gonggong let me... catch Ji Qingyun."

What is caught, it is killing, and it is killing the whole family!

Tian Qiqi was pale and white. She turned her head and looked for it. She took a bench from her nearest, and raised her hands against Fang Jun. She beat and screamed and screamed and cried. Play while playing.

Fang Jun held his head in the corner and did not dare to fight back.

People who were not far away from the chat heard the movement, and quickly came to open them. Several people thought that the two were because of the squabble. They pressed Tian Qi on the chair and persuaded him to persuade. Tian Qi sat in the chair and nobody cares. Two eyes stared at Fang Jun like a knife. <

Fang Junyi was on the ground and nobody cares about him. He looked up, his forehead was broken, and the blood slid down, and the blood flowed over his face and dripped onto the ground. He did not pay attention to the wound, but looked at Tian Qi with a blank look. He saw Tian Qi hate him with hate. Although he did not know why, his heart suddenly burst into a sadness.

Tian Qi looked at Fang Jun’s timid gaze, and she suddenly felt very sad. The enemy is facing, but the other party forgets everything, leaving her alone like a madman.

She paused for a while and suddenly called Fang Jun to the living room next door. Fang Jun head on the wound blood coagulation, it will no longer flow, the blood on the face is very obvious, it looks a little scary. Although he has forgotten the past, it does not mean that he is really stupid. When he sees Tian Qi’s reaction, he has already guessed it. "I... Did you do anything wrong?"

Tian Qi stared at him. "You really can't remember?"

Fang Jun bowed his head and said, "I'm sorry."

"If you really feel sorry, just think about it. I want to know who else besides you."

Fang Jun nodded and asked, "What did I do?"

Tian Qi didn't have a good air. "You think about it yourself."

***

When Ji Heng returned to the dry palace with impatience, Tian Qi did not return. He was fidgeting in the study, and he interpreted various methods of punishing Tianqi in his mind, and then ruled out one more. I can't bear to worry, I am reluctant to fight. The only way to use it is probably to confiscate his money, but the small pervert has no money now. It seems that he can only deduct his monthly money. Ji Heng’s mind is counting.

Thinking about it, his thoughts were a bit embarrassing, and I remembered the two of me who kissed me last night. Then I thought of Tian Qi’s magical, clean and clean three-way road.

Ji Heng is somewhat puzzled. The egg is cut, understandable, but the small cut, how can he pee? Is it like a woman? That is not much different from a woman...

The more he wanted to be more curious, he saw Sheng An Huai, and he asked, "How are your eunuchs cleaned up?"

Sheng Anhuai was in a state of first-order alert at this time. When he heard the emperor say so, he immediately became an enemy and was alert. The emperor still remembered the palace... he thought sadly.

Ji Heng saw that Sheng Anhuai’s eyes were not answered, and he asked him again with patience. "Answer, how is the **** going to clean up?"

"Emper! On!" Sheng Anhuai went to Ji Heng again, kneeling down and holding his knee and crying. "If you don't think for yourself, please think about it for the Queen Mother! Her old man hopes the stars look forward to the moon." You add something, you can't make a self-defeating thing..."

Oh shit! Stupid!

Ji Heng was so angry that he had a chest pain and kicked him off with a kick. "Roll!"

Sheng Anhuai knew that he was loyal to his ears, so he rolled around with a sneak peek. Before rolling, he ran away from the swords hanging on the wall of the study.

He is now ruining the heart of the emperor's life, and he dare not speak out, fearing that the emperor will be eager to make an emergency. After he hid the sword, he slid back and forth in the corridor outside the Qing Palace. He did not know how to persuade the emperor. Most fundamentally, he did not know why the emperor wanted to be an **** wholeheartedly...

Just like the ants on the hot pot, the Shengan Huai looked up. Coincidentally, Tian Qi came back. He quickly waved and called Tian Qi.

Tian Qi had a lot of troubles. When she saw Sheng An Huai calling her, she went over and asked, "Sheng Grandpa, what do you have to tell?"

Sheng Anhuai took Tian Qi, crying and tears and said the emperor’s thoughts on the palace. Tian Qi was shocked. "Why does the emperor want to be in the palace?"

"How do I know," Sheng An Huai wiped the tears in his eyes with a handkerchief. "If you don't know, no one knows. You think about it, why is it possible for the emperor to think about it?"

Tian Qi squeezed his index finger on the tip of his chin and scratched his head. He said, "I tell you the truth. The emperor was originally a neuropathy. He remembered that it was one."

Sheng Anhuai was also a little sick and rushed to the hospital. There was some letter at the moment. "What should I do?"

"Would you like... Looking for Wang Meng to take a few shots?" Tian Qi had a blind conviction for Wang Meng.

Sheng Anhuai also learned the form of Tian Qi and scratched his chin. "Would you like to persuade him first to persuade you to think of another way?"

Tian Qi was a bit embarrassed, but he nodded. "Cheng, I will try it first, but I don't guarantee it."

Even so, Sheng Anhuai has been very excited.

So Tian Qi walked into the dry palace and found the emperor in the study.