"Damn it! ? Do you call the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain an ordinary person?! That's the old Heavenly Master who was fine even after taking Master Lu's heart-piercing blow! If he is an ordinary person, then who are we?! oxen and horses?! waste?! ——Wang Ye"
"Mudd! What nonsense, you actually call the Heavenly Master an ordinary person! Isn’t this seriously inconsistent with the facts?! but...Will the meme this time really be such a simple ordinary person? ——Jia Zhengliang"
"Ha ha ha ha! Every time this light curtain is exposed, it is basically black history! Maybe this time is the dark history of Master Tian! Hahaha! I'm really looking forward to it now! ——Lu Jin"
"oh? Lu Jin, if you’re so much looking forward to it, just come right over! How many times have I invited you to come to Longhu Mountain for tea! Why don't you come? I almost miss you so much!! ——Zhang Zhiwei"
"Pfft hahaha! I think Heavenly Master does not want Master Lu to die, but wants Master Lu to die! Hahahaha——Wang Ye"
"Phew! Taoist Wang! How dare you tease Mr. Lu like this?....Ahem, Mr. Wang, what brand of coffin do you want? ——Wang Zhenqiu"
"Ahem! How could Mr. Lu argue with a junior like me? Stop talking, stop talking! I am now more and more curious about the next video! Why is this Heavenly Master an ordinary person? ——Wang Ye"
…………
Longhu Mountain, Tianshi Mansion.
The old master frowned slightly after looking at the subtitles that popped up on the light screen.
Unexpectedly, the protagonist this time was himself.
Is he going to be publicly executed too?
But I don’t have any dirty information!
Does that light screen producer know some dirty information about me?
Huh, interesting!
The Heavenly Master is thinking here.
Tian Jinzhong, who was sitting in a wheelchair beside him, raised his eyebrows and smiled.
"Hahaha! Senior brother, I didn’t expect that the protagonist of this meme encyclopedia would be you!"
"Then I have to take a closer look!"
Old Master:.
…………
Accessible to anywhere in North China.
At this time, Zhang Lingyu was full of surprise when she saw the protagonist's name exposed on the light screen!
How...Why is it Master! ?
After confirming again and again, Zhang Lingyu clenched his fists!
"hateful! This light curtain! Not even the master was spared!"
Zhang Chulan looked at Zhang Lingyu's angry expression, and wanted to comfort her.
However, just as Zhang Chulan wanted to comfort her, she found that Zhang Lingyu slowly took out a mobile phone from her inner pocket!
Zhang Lingyu opened it Camera function.
Then he said with a very painful expression.
"Sorry, Master! Master, why did you pinch me like this before~"
Zhang Chulan: Good disciple!
…………
Just when countless viewers are curious.
The video starts to play officially.
Zhang Chulan's figure caught the eyes of countless viewers.
At this time, Zhang Chulan unexpectedly became very serious.
"Master, you have to answer a question for me, which has nothing to do with the Jiashen Rebellion."
However, at this moment!
The scene changed!
Xu San's figure appeared in the eyes of countless viewers.
Xu San looked anxious at this moment!
He grabbed Taoist Priest Jiyun's collar and shouted loudly
"no! Can't wait!"
Jiyun was very embarrassed when he saw this.
"Uh, Mr. Xu San, calm down!"
"What time has it been! Still calm! ? I'm not as well-educated as you Taoist priests! The Heavenly Master will never come out again! Your Tianshi Mansion will be demolished!!!"
Next second!
In front of me, a golden light burst out from the old Tianshi's mansion!
Then!
With a bang!
Zhang Chulan was knocked out from the second floor by the old Tianshi!
Seeing this, Xu San was slightly shocked.
"Chu Lan..."
Not only him, but others in Jiyun were also shocked and looked towards the second floor.
I saw the old Heavenly Master standing in front of the broken window with a displeased face, looking down at Zhang Chulan and the others.
Countless spectators laughed when they saw this.
Ha ha ha ha!
Xu San, Xu San!
All your worries are unnecessary!
The old Celestial Master himself demolished the Celestial Master’s Mansion!
No one else is needed at all!
Smiling and laughing, countless viewers suddenly realized that this old heavenly master seemed to have an unhappy look on his face!
And he even knocked Zhang Chulan away!
What happened?
What will the Heavenly Master do next?!
With curiosity, countless viewers continued to look at the light curtain.
Video continues.
In the picture, the Heavenly Master looked at Zhang Chulan downstairs unhappily and snorted coldly.
"snort! How come you, grandfather and grandson, are both carved out of the same mold!.?"
"They are all so infuriating!"
Zhang Chulan quickly explained
"Master! I didn't mean to make you angry!"
Hearing this, the old Heavenly Master jumped up smoothly from the second floor to the downstairs.
Then he walked towards Zhang Chulan
"Okay, Chu Lan!"
"This Luotian Dajiao, which shocked the entire alien world, turned you into a joke!"
Zhang Chulan lowered his head sadly.
"Master...Now that the matter has come to this, it’s useless no matter how much you blame me!"
"No matter how you look at it! Now is not the time to pass on the message!"
The scene turned!
I saw a blaze of fire on Longhu Mountain!
From time to time, there were howls of fighting!
Countless spectators saw this and suddenly realized.
This seemed to be the end of the previous Luotian Dajiao, the full-scale attack That time at Longhu Mountain!
This was the night when Lu Jin was surrounded by four crazy people and almost killed the old Heavenly Master! Late at night.
Unexpectedly, this light screen started to fill the hole!
At this moment, countless viewers were looking forward to what happened next. In the video
, the old master frowned. Lock!
The eyelids trembled wildly!
Seeing this, countless people knew that the old master was suppressing his anger!
The old master closed his eyes and said in a deep voice.
"Um! one by one! You can't even go with me!!!"
The next second!
Strong Qi suddenly erupted around Old Heavenly Master!
Then!
In the blink of an eye, Old Heavenly Master flashed and flew away!
Only Zhang Chulan and the others were left in front of the house.
Zhang Chulan saw Old Heavenly Master He disappeared from his sight in the blink of an eye, and he couldn't help but be shocked!
"I go!! This body technique! He is over a hundred years old! ?"
Besides, Ji Yun and Ye Xing saw this and quickly followed!
"Master! Wait for us!"
Countless viewers were shocked when they saw this scene!
"I wipe it! As expected of the Heavenly Master! Just one second! It actually flashed and flew away! ——Feng Xingtong"
"《How centenarians move》——Wang Zhenqiu"
"Hahaha! Taoist priest Jiyun and Taoist Yexing behind them couldn't keep up! So funny! ——Jia Zhengliang"
Countless viewers lamented crazily!
At the same time, they began to become curious in their hearts.
How will the Heavenly Master deal with these omnisexual monsters?
And they are not the same as ordinary people!?
Mu De, this speed is incredible. Imagine being ordinary people!
With curiosity, countless viewers continued to look at the light curtain.
In the time video, they came to a dense forest in the mountains. At this time, two people were knocked to the ground!
Opposite the leader, stood a man with a mask and a plaster on his left arm but with a jet device. The man with the crew head saw the two Taoist priests beaten back by him and said with a smile.
"Jie Jie Jie~ Is this the golden light curse known as the signature of Tianshi Mansion?"
"I don’t think it’s the Millennium Secretary!"
���But you bunch of Taoist trash!"
As he said that, the thing on the left arm of the flat-headed man that looked like a plaster with a nozzle suddenly blew out!
Then the flat-headed man walked towards the two little Taoist priests and continued.
"Wine, sex, wealth, joy, anger, sorrow, you are all afraid of me like a tiger!"
"You look free and easy, but in fact you are living a very miserable life!"
"How can a person with such restrained hands and feet reach any great realm?" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"If you want to cultivate to the extreme, you must face your own nature!"
"If you want to do it, do it, so that you can enter the country!"
"This is called not plucking a hair!"
After saying this, the two little Taoist priests suddenly exhaled in surprise!
Seeing this, the flat-headed man said disdainfully:"Are you scared?!"
Who knows, the next second! The crew-cut man suddenly felt a chill on his back!
Suddenly!
A tall figure suddenly appeared behind the crew-cut man!
That figure was the old Heavenly Master!
At this time, the old Heavenly Master frowned , baring his teeth, with a wholehearted smile
"Hahaha, young man! There is a way to mess around!"
When the flat-headed man heard the sound coming from behind, he was immediately frightened!
He quickly waved his left hand and hit it behind him!
"who!"
Bah -
I saw the device on the left hand of the man with the crew cut spewing out white smoke crazily!
But the next second!
All the white smoke dissipated!
I saw that the Heavenly Master blocked the device on the man with the crew cut's left hand with only two fingers The air hole on the device can no longer breathe!
Seeing this, the flat-headed man fired the air in the opposite direction! But he was too naive! The device was spewing more and more air, but the left arm blocked by the old master’s fingers still couldn’t move forward at all! The flat-headed man’s eyes widened when he saw this scene!! Can't move! ? At this time, the old master said calmly.
"Pluck a hair and benefit the world without doing anything. This is indeed the philosophy of your ancestor Yang Zhu!"
"It’s not okay to take even a tiny bit of it and harm the world!"
"Have you forgotten the other half of the teachings of your ancestors?!"
As he spoke, the Heavenly Master gradually frowned and his voice became deeper!
"Don’t pluck a hair, don’t take a cent!"
"If you can let go of the many temptations of this world, you will have achieved something!"
The old master slightly released the two fingers that blocked the air hole, then raised it upwards, and made a gesture with his backhand that looked like he was going to pop his head.
"And your ancestor Yang Zhu’s goal was the entire world...Let it all go!"
With the words"let it all go", the old master flicked it!
The crew-cut man's jet device shattered instantly!
Seeing this scene, the crew-cut man was shocked!
But the master didn't care. The crew-cut man continued.
"However, this concept is too shocking!"
"Ordinary people like you and me can easily go astray once they enter this path!"
You
, you and I are just ordinary people!?
Damn it!
Heavenly Master!
What are you always talking about!"
"Don't, don't, don't! Heavenly Master! How dare we compare with your Heavenly Master! ——Feng Xingtong"
"That's right! Woohoo! We are all little losers! You must not put us in the same category as you! ——Lu Linglong"
"Now I know why the title of this light curtain is Ordinary People! It turns out it was Heavenly Master who said it yourself! This is true! If you are an ordinary person...Then aren’t we all calves and horses? Woohoo! ——Wang Zhenqiu"
Countless viewers are crying without tears!
I didn't expect that the Heavenly Master himself said that he is an ordinary person! He is really an ordinary person Zhang Zhiwei!
Woohoo!
In the eyes of the Heavenly Master, he himself is an ordinary person!
Then we What is it in the eyes of the old master
?!
However, countless viewers are also very curious about what skills the old master will use to deal with it.
Countless viewers continue to look at the light screen.
The video continues.
At this time, the old master looked at the flat-headed man with fear written all over his face and continued to scold him!
"`Just like you now!"
"Just mention it without plucking a hair! Forget about not taking any of it!"
"The way you are now, you are worthy of being called Quanxing! ?"
As he spoke, the old Heavenly Master's brows furrowed closer and closer!
His voice became louder and louder!
"You are just indulging in lust!"
"A bunch of troublemakers everywhere!!!"
At this time, the flat-headed man was so frightened by the aura of the old master that he was sweating profusely!
Suddenly his legs went weak!
He knelt down directly!
On the side, two little Taoist priests said weakly
"Well...Master, this metaphor is inappropriate. They are the troublemakers, so aren’t we?...." quiet!
Be quiet!
The next second, countless audiences burst into laughter!
"You are just shit hahahaha!!!! /Funny——Wang Ye"
"Ha ha ha ha! They are shit stirrers, you Longhushan Taoist priests are all shit! Hahaha! ——Zhang Chulan"
"oh? Zhang Chulan, don’t forget! You are considered half a person from Longhu Mountain! shit! You are half of it!! ——Zhang Lingyu"
"Ha ha ha ha! Zhang Chulan is half a piece of shit! Killing me! Damn it, now Zhang Chulan not only has the title of Guangxiaoxia, but also the title of Half-Shit Taoist, right?! Ha ha ha ha! It’s so funny! ——Feng Xingtong"
Zhang Chulan:......
Video continues.
In the picture, the old Heavenly Master was slightly stunned after hearing these words.
Then he knocked down the flat-headed man kneeling on the ground with one punch!
Then he pointed at the flat-headed man on the ground and cursed
"evil creature! How dare you treat us all like dirt!"
The flat-headed man fell to the ground with a big bag on his head, and said with tears in his eyes. (Liao Nuo)"Celestial Master...I didn't say anything...."
Snapped!
The Heavenly Master punched me again!
The crew-cut man has another bump on his head! puff!
Ha ha ha ha!!
The Heavenly Master is too cute!
"Wuwuwu, heavenly master, why did you hit me? I didn’t say a word from the beginning to the end. Wuwuwuwu - Flat-headed Man"
"Hahaha! This Heavenly Master’s punch is so spiritual! This guy with a flat head is too unlucky! ——Wang Zhenqiu"
"Phew! This time it seemed like [Old Master: I said you said it, you said it! 】the meaning of! Hahaha! This guy with a flat head! He obviously didn’t say anything! But he got hit twice! What bad luck! Hahaha! ——Lu Linglong"
"This action of Master Tian is so cute! Like an old child! Seeing that the flat-headed man didn't take the pot, he just took the pot! Ha ha ha ha! It amused me to death! ——Zhijinhua"
"Ahem! What does it mean to put the pot on the table? You see, they obviously know that they are the troublemakers, but they still dare to come to our Longhu Mountain to act recklessly! Doesn't this mean that we are all treated as sluts and beaten unjustly?~——Zhang Zhiwei"
"Pfft hahaha! Not unjust! Master Tian is so cute!! ——Lu Linglong"
"But this omnisexual demon must be the strongest in all genders! Even if you take two hits from the Heavenly Master, you won’t die! This physical strength is amazing! ——Wang Zhenqiu"
"Not to mention, this scene with the Heavenly Master really looks like an ordinary person should behave! I will still pass the blame, hahaha! ——Lu Jin"
"Who took the blame? How can I not! -Zhang Zhiwei"
The more countless viewers discuss now, the more they think that the Heavenly Master is too cute!
This scene is a bit similar to ordinary people!
The Heavenly Master who is usually very majestic!
There is also such a cute side!
Let us real Ordinary people feel so kind~!
When I think of this, countless viewers feel a little itchy in their hearts!...
What follows is all about the"ordinary" side of the Heavenly Master! ?
Countless viewers became more and more curious as they thought about it!
I can’t wait to see the funny things from Heavenly Master!.
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