Zhizhou: \"You're An Official, But You're Raising A Bunch Of Demonesses?

Chapter 7: Old Stuff, Let's Make Some Money!

"Young hero, it's a misunderstanding, all a misunderstanding!"

"Please, have some compassion and save me~"

The fat man knelt on the ground,

With snot and tears streaming down, pitifully begging Bai Yu.

But Bai Yu didn't even glance at him, instead, he looked at the three brothers with interest and asked, "Is this your first time doing this?"

"There are too many loopholes! Your methods are too poor!"

What's going on with the atmosphere now?

Why does it feel a bit strange?

The three brothers: ...

Your words... robbing like this is an art form.

"First of all, do you know how I got here?"

"Um... I don't know."

Bai Yu pointed at himself, then at the fat man beside him, "You made him shout too loudly! Can't you hear that he's asking for help? Isn't this just asking to be discovered?"

The three men were stunned and nodded subconsciously.

They learned, they learned.

"Hey, old man, I'm talking to you! Can't you understand human language?"

"I'm teaching them! Stop bothering me for now!"

Bai Yu played with the broken hatchet and gave a sinister smile to Liu Song, who was crying and shouting on the side, "If your voice exceeds 50 decibels, I'll chop off one of your arms~"

Liu Song: ...

The noisy fat man instantly fell silent.

Although he didn't understand what 50 decibels meant,

He was very clear that if he shouted again, Bai Yu might really chop off his arm.

His face turned red, kneeling pitifully in place,

Like a girl about to be violated.

It was both fear and despair.

He didn't dare to ask for help, afraid of being harmed.

This strange young scholar was not a savior, but a harbinger of disaster.

Too eerie, too strange.

Clearly, he had a gentle smile on his face, and his tone was calm and flat.

But the pressure he gave was more terrifying than those three burly bandits.

"What do you want from us?"

Bai Yu nodded in satisfaction and asked the three men.

"Money."

"Oh, did you get it?"

"No! He said his business failed."

Bai Yu shook his head, "Too naive!"

"Why do you believe everything he says?"

"How could a businessman not have money?"

"But... he said he doesn't."

Entered the wrong profession!

Bai Yu looked at the innocent and sincere trio of brothers, shaking his head gently.

"Have you ever heard of a term called 'forced confession'?"

The three brothers: "Uh... we don't understand."

"Simply put, just beat him!"

"Beat him until he gives the money."

He pointed to the chubby man who looked terrified on the side and smiled as he spoke to the three brothers.

"Uh..."

These mountain bandits were really gentle.

Hearing what Bai Yu said, they kept looking at each other.

"Beat him! Freeze his hands! Do I have to teach you?"

"Don't worry, he has a criminal record and won't dare to report to the authorities! This place is remote, and the local officials are incompetent. Even if he reports, they won't be able to catch you!"

"Oh!"

Although it was their first meeting,

Although Bai Yu was very young,

Somehow, the three brothers subconsciously wanted to obey this strange young master's orders.

"Don't beat him, don't beat him!"

"I have money, I have money!"

Looking at Bai Yu's sinister smile, they looked at the three strong men.

Liu Song immediately trembled.

He tore open the inner layer of his sleeve and a few broken silver coins fell out.

Trembling, he handed them to the three brothers, begging repeatedly.

The three brothers were stunned.

It's really there!

You cunning fat man, you really fooled us!

Bai Yu smiled and looked at the flattering Liu Song, continuing, "You see, I told you, he still has some! Freeze his hands!"

"Don't... don't, please!"

"It's really gone! Aiyo..."

"I still have, I still have it, heroes, please stop hitting me! Here, take it, take it!"

"You see, there's more! Keep hitting him! He definitely has more! Businessmen always leave themselves a way out."

"You old thing, you're bursting with gold coins!"

...

"Let me go! Let me go... sob sob sob, I really don't have any more!"

This time, Liu Song was left with only a pair of underpants. All the money he had on him was taken.

He also received a beating.

He cried with a mournful face, his chubby face covered in bruises, blood flowing from his nose, crying out in despair.

No matter how much they beat him, he couldn't produce a single penny.

He's really gone this time.

Failing in business is not actually lying.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have to dine and dash.

The three brothers couldn't bear to see such a miserable situation.

"Hey, if you had no money, why didn't you say so earlier! You wasted my time!"

"Hit him!"

Everyone: ...

The three brothers got the money.

Bai Yu stood aside, only talking and not lifting a finger the whole time.

Looking at the pitiful appearance of the fat guy, he was quite satisfied.

He's a petty person,

If someone wrongs him, he will definitely remember it and seek revenge.

"Oh, right!"

Just then, it seemed like he thought of something.

He suddenly slapped his forehead.

"Oh no!"

"All three of you are wearing masks, but I'm not!"

"This won't do!"

"What if the uncle reports us to the authorities?"

"Then I'm done for."

He narrowed his eyes, a murderous intent flickering in his gaze, looking at the pitiful fat guy with a gradually sinister expression.

"Or maybe I should just finish him off right here and leave him dead."

"To avoid any uncertainties in the future."

Liu Song: ???

The three brothers: ...

They were also dumbfounded, looking at each other.

After a moment of internal struggle, they finally gritted their teeth and nodded fiercely, "Alright, big brother, we'll listen to you!" x3

They approached Bai Yu with knives, all looking at Liu Song, who had been beaten and had a swollen face.

Although Bai Yu was the youngest, they instinctively called him "big brother".

"Ah?"

"Don't! Don't! Heroes! Heroes!"

"Don't kill me, don't kill me!"

"I don't remember what you look like!"

"I won't report you to the authorities! I really won't!"

"Please, I beg you, spare me..."

Facing the three bewildered big men and Bai Yu's sinister and cold smile,

Fear and despair instantly occupied his mind.

Liu Song shook his head, pleading incessantly, desperately moving backward.

He felt that Bai Yu, the weirdo, really wanted to kill him.

Trembling, he didn't know when, but yellow liquid started seeping from his lower body.

However, Bai Yu paid no attention and directly approached him step by step with a broken machete.

As if the grim reaper was also following him, approaching Liu Song together.

Evil spirit!

Evil spirit!

He encountered an evil spirit in the mortal world.

This scene would be unforgettable for Liu Song for the rest of his life.

From then on, Bai Yu's smile became the nightmare that haunted him for the rest of his life.

"Don't kill me!!!"

In the end, he couldn't help but scream.

His whole body rolled his eyes and fainted in fear.

"Tsk~ Is that it?"

"You're too timid! No fun!"

At the same time,

Bai Yu, who had just been full of killing intent, instantly suppressed all his hostility.

Casually throwing the machete aside, he glanced at the fat man who had fainted, and said disdainfully.

"Uh... Big brother, should we still kill?"

The three brothers were confused and kept asking Bai Yu.

"Kill? What a joke! Do you really want to kill someone?"

Bai Yu rolled his eyes at them.

Although it might not have a big impact to kill someone in the wilderness, there was no need for it.

Bai Yu was not a devil after all.

Let the fat man have a nightmare and live happily in the future, isn't that better?

"Uh... Big brother, do you have a grudge against him? What kind of grudge is it?"

"If you're worried about legal consequences, we can help you!"

They received money in their hands.

Bai Yu had won the respect of the three brothers.

The three brothers thought that Bai Yu must have a big grudge, but they were also worried about legal consequences.

They said with loyalty.

Bai Yu: "He insulted me earlier and even insulted my donkey."

"I'm petty, so I want to settle the score."

The three brothers: ...

Looking at the merchant who had wet his pants and fainted on the ground.

And then looking at the young man next to them with a gentle smile.

The three brothers suddenly shivered.

It was clearly midsummer, but they inexplicably felt a chilling sensation.

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