Zhutian: Gain a supernatural enlightenment at the beginning

In the Zhutian Internet Black Store bar, Ye Huan and Wang Teng were in their old location, discussing something seriously.

"Ye Huan, you said that Li Shuai often asked me to call him his adoptive father, so can I inherit his inheritance in the future?"

"Good question, then I also asked, when your mother was pregnant, was it considered illegal to be detained for ten months?"

Wang Teng was shocked and touched his chin and fell into deep thought!

Li Shuai, who just came over, said: ............, what an outrageous question is this!

Sure enough, no matter how normal people like me play abstraction, they are not as good as those of me, these two naturally abstract holy friends!

He has been busy for a long time during this period. If he was looking for Infinite Gems, he would come back hurriedly to destroy the group of technological goblins.

A lot of things made him tired. After giving some instructions to Eleven, he went back to the black shop bar and prepared to relax for a while.

As a result, as soon as I came back, I saw my two bad friends discussing something outrageous!

The sound was quite loud, which made all the Internet users around him look here.

Li Shuai felt that he had become embarrassed for others again, so he quickly turned around silently, ready to say that he didn't know them.

But unfortunately, it was too late to recognize the fashion at this time. Wang Teng's eyes are quite sharp.

After glanced at Li Shuai, he ran over and shouted while running.

"Damn, old handsome! You finally showed up. Oh, why are you turning around and covering your face?"

"Because I discovered something, my friend, we seem to be drifting away!"

Wang Teng’s SpongeBob Speaker: “What? What does it mean!”

“We used to be happy together, but now we are not compatible!

We should part ways, this is life! Do you understand life? ”

Wang Teng continued to be a drama actress and started to wipe his tears. SpongeBob SquarePants, "But are you our best friend?"

"I know it's difficult, but face it! Dasha Teng, what are you doing?

Don’t pretend to wipe your tears and wipe your nose at me! ”

Ye Huan looked at the two drama lovers and felt helpless, and said on the side: "You two can't be as serious as me!"

Li Shuai and Wang Teng instantly united the front, booed at Ye Huan, and raised their middle fingers.

Just this scumbag was born the most, so this guy is so embarrassed to say it!

The three of them walked together with each other and chatted. Wang Teng and Ye Huan were still the same for a while.

Only Ye Huan broke through the first level and became a second-level life form, which was a relatively big change.

Regarding Li Shuai's statement that the two of them were still the same, Wang Teng touched his chin and smiled crookedly.

"Superficial, too shallow! I have actually changed a lot during this period! Haven't you noticed it?"

Li Shuai looked left and right, but he didn't see any change.

Although this period has been quite long for me, and I have a self that is ignorant of heaven and enlightenment, this period is enough to transform myself.

Ye Huan has an external cultivation amplification device (Blood Moon Witch), and his cultivation speed has increased significantly.

Coupled with the previous accumulation of strength, this made it break through to the second level.

But Wang Teng is really ordinary among Zhutian Internet users.

Well, the confidence in this life is also a characteristic, referred to as ordinary and confident.

"Hmph! After this period of observation of Lao Huan, I finally realized the secret of finding a partner in Zhutian Internet, referred to as online dating!"

Ye Huan was speechless, "You are so embarrassed to say, I'm picking up girls, you're staying by the side like a light bulb, I'm convinced!"

Wang Teng covered Ye Huan's mouth and continued to say proudly: "I found that it can't be used? Hello, what are you doing? This kind of human-computer language picks up girls!

Instead, we should use more roundabout words, such as, can I chase you? ”

Li Shuai: ..............

"Where is this going around? Are you lonely tonight? What's the difference?"

"Of course there is a difference! This sentence is not a requirement, it can only be considered a request. A normal beauty, as long as she is embarrassed to refuse, there is a reason to talk about it later!

After all, she agreed! ”

Wang Teng smiled proudly, and at this moment, a little wisdom flashed in his eyes.

Li Shuai: No, I deserve it. You are still in the first level and you can’t even take it! Where is the only wisdom in your mind used?

"I can only say that my ideas are ideal and not in line with reality!" As a real master, Ye Huan commented and explained.

"Agreeing to someone else's request is not considered consent. For some people in the world,

Accepting other people’s gifts is not considered as agreeing, and the inequality goes in seconds! ”

It is obvious that Wang Teng lives in a more feudal wayThe world is still a bit naive and can’t keep up with the times!

Sure enough, as he was brainstorming, he emulated directly.

Li Shuai felt that Wang Teng was still trying to pull himself as usual, but Ye Huan?

"Old Huan! To be honest, the Blood Moon Demon Woman is really good. Otherwise, you can marry. Using the beast control system to concentrate on practicing is the king!

If others like two people, you should hide it well. If you see one like another, you will be like a thief every day, and you will not feel tired! ”

"What's the matter with marriage? It's against Tiangang!" Ye Huan shook his head and sighed. As time goes by, he really felt that his feelings for the Blood Moon Witch were gradually different.

Maybe after ten or a hundred years, if you are tired of playing, you can find the honest man, Blood Moon Witch!

Li Shuai and Wang Teng raised their middle fingers to despise Ye Huan!

"No, why are you doing this kind of unified thing? And Dasha Teng, aren't you autistic just now? You're so lively again!"

"Tsk, you are the most born among the three of us. You scumbag, despise you!"

Several people fought and made a fuss.

However, after Li Shuai said he would press his feet and treat him, Wang Teng and Ye Huan immediately called him for his adoptive father, in a uniform manner.

I enjoyed it very much, but unfortunately, when I pressed my feet, the foot soaking bags of various spiritual medicines were too comfortable, and Ye Huan felt sleepy for a moment.

Even the Blood Moon Witch was not noticed until he knocked on the door and technician No. 17 went to open the door.

He realized that he was so scared that he ran away, while the Blood Moon Witch shouted in the room.

"Ye Huan, you bastard! They are better off as cheap as me!"

"Don't do this! Damn, I'm off the line, I'm so innocent, I just pressed my feet!"

Ye Huan reacted and prepared to go offline, but the Blood Moon Witch directly controlled him with a sentence.

"Isn't it enough for me to be alone? At worst, I'll introduce my best friend to you!"

She said this, and then she saw that Ye Huan really stopped moving and became red and warm.

"I tried it, you really stopped, you were thinking pretty!"

Li Shuai, who silently lowered his existence, and Wang Teng, who pretended to be dead: Born!

Li Shuai: In the trio, I can feel the superiority in IQ in Dashateng, and Ye Huan feel the superiority in the bottom line of moral values. He is really a good person!