Zhutian: Gain a supernatural enlightenment at the beginning

Sun Wukong thought that way, and this stubborn person felt that there was an invisible connection to connect himself.

He started asking himself directly, "Old Master, how did you hide yourself?

I didn't notice this method at all! ”

"Just practice more! Just don't have any hands!" Li Shuai said with ease.

It seems like you are talking about how to put an elephant in the refrigerator. Just open the refrigerator door and put the elephant in it.

Three steps are easy!

"Then you haven't done anything bad, have you?"

Li Shuai: ............

"Bad things? What bad things? I am the light of the right way, how can I do bad things! You slander me! You slander me! You slander me! You don't understand at all what respects teachers and respects the way!"

"Ah! It's just hiding your body and secretly tricking others! Master, why are you so excited?

Do you think I said something bad about you? ”

"Oh! I didn't think about anything else, and this is what I said. How could I prank others as a righteous light?"

Li Shuai reacted directly, thinking that Sun Wukong was talking about himself, using hidden means to go to women's bathhouses, women's toilets, etc.

If you do such a thing, you might use any time rules and what time to stop it, cough cough cough!

It diverged a little far away. How could I do such a thing as the light of the right way?

Not to mention doing it, I dare not even think about it.

Li Shuai was still speechless, he really deserves to be you! Sigma male monkey, which male, extract keywords, concealing body shape is equivalent to invisibility, doing bad things.

You will definitely think wrongly! But this guy actually thought of pranks and was convinced!

He changed the subject, "Oh, stop talking about messy things, talk about serious things!"

"Oh, Master, tell me!" Sun Wukong felt very unbelievable, this old man's nonsense.

I can't prank it, what a joke, then when I was forced to practice, what's the point of prank it?

Is it my bad luck?

"Hurry up and go to the human world, and get your name as the Monkey King!

Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to go home for the New Year! ”

"But Master, isn't this cheap Buddhism?" Sun Wukong was not very happy. After all, those bald donkeys had cheated him badly.

Li Shuai was a little embarrassed, "How much can Buddhism pay for eating, drinking, smashing and smashing things every day?

Just demolish the house and the palace, and you will be angry in a while.

Just fight there, and the other side is empty, just for the Heavenly Court to avoid demolition and bring a wave of wealth and glory! ”

Sun Wukong was shocked, "Master is very insightful, you deserve to be you. In terms of people, you are also the best in your disciple's heart!"

Li Shuai:..........., is this monkey scolding me or praising me?

Just when Guanyin is autistic and is ready to go to the West to invite the Buddha of Tathagata to deal with this matter.

Suddenly, the turn of the circle was turned, and Sun Wukong said, "But, that's it~"

Guanyin: Dead monkey, can you not breathe heavily when you speak?

"I, Bimawen, is really just a small official?"

"That's natural, a small official who is not at the right time. The meaning of being in the right time is to be so small that he has no quality!"

Guanyin found hope and quickly began to explain, fearing that Sun Wukong would not understand.

"What! Damn it! That old man from too white Venus actually promised me to be a groom, which is really annoying to me!

I'll stop doing this official! ”

Sun Wukong said, turning around and leaving, this reversal made Guanyin lose his expression management and showed a bright smile.

I thought I was safe now, as long as I survived the Peach Banquet, everything would be over.

Although the cost and risk ahead of Journey to the West is a bit high, the profit is very high, and everything is worth it.

But the heaven began to shake the earth, and the sound of rumbling and explosions came into my ears.

Guanyin noticed something was wrong, no, splashing monkey, what are you doing? Why don’t you play according to the routine?

When she went out to see, she felt that the sky was falling and a large area of ​​the fairy palace turned into ruins.

It would be better to continue to let Sun Wukong eat and drink and do whatever he wants!

And you are dismantling too fast. You are practicing breaking things, right? What does practice make perfect?

When Li Shuai saw Guanyin's expression, he thought of Sidepu and Sidepu's Sun Wukong emoticon package.

But the guy with this expression changed.

Maybe not only will the smile be conserved, but it will be transferred to other people's faces, but this Storp's expression will also be.

Sun Wukong helped the Heavenly Court well and demolished the buildings that had been in disrepair and had no gods to live in, and might even be illegal.

After the demolition, he waved his hand, hiding his merits and fame, and not taking away a cloud.

Of course, with the fast demolition speed, Li Shuai also helped to prevent Guanyin from being anxious and stop pretending, Sun Wukong,She stopped her half of the tear.

The scene outside moved the Jade Emperor directly. With his strength, he naturally knew that Guanyin could not sit still and was preparing to make trouble.

After all, Sun Wukong has brought too much profit during this period, and I really can't bear to let it go!

Unexpectedly, Wukong gave him a big gift before leaving.

At that time, he would not dare to think about how much money he could make in repairing and rebuilding the Immortal Palace or the Immortal Palace.

The God of Wealth, who accompanied the Jade Emperor out of the hall and looked at the scene outside, also congratulated the Jade Emperor repeatedly, "Your Majesty, I originally thought you agreed to those unreasonable requests in Buddhism, but I heard that you were asked to drill on the table because you really had no choice.

Heaven has become a poor man, but I didn’t expect there is a mystery in it. I have been the God of Wealth for so long. It’s been so many years. I have seen the greatest trick to make money!

You are the real God of Wealth! ”

“Low down, how could I get into the table for some benefit?

This is called enduring humiliation and burden. Oh, and I am not the God of Wealth, Wukong! He is the real God of Wealth!

Go, let me, you block my back as the God of Wealth left! ”

The Jade Emperor was very happy when he heard the God of Wealth praise him for being happy, but when he mentioned that he was drilling on the table, he was not so happy.

The phone is flattering, and it hits the horse's legs.

The God of Wealth also looked lonely, alas! In the past, the main source of funds for Heavenly Court was incense, and it was time to rely on oneself.

I call myself the God of Wealth every day and feel very kind. Now it’s like this. I’m giving in to it. It’s really a world of decline and people’s hearts are not as good as ever!

Of course, she didn't take it seriously because she was lonely, after all, Heaven also wanted to talk about sustainable development.

Although Sun Wukong brought a lot of profits, even if the Heavenly Court has no investment in the future.

This wave is at least enough to live a long time and live a rich life.

But no one thinks that they make little money, and so is the God and Jade Emperor.

In the mortal world, no matter what dynasty or era, whether it is Taoist Buddhism, Buddhism Taoist priests, or even if they don’t believe in ghosts and gods in the future.

In the pursuit of wealth, countless people will also offer incense to the God of Wealth, and there are many people and the quality is high.

Maybe in the future, let alone money, he will take care of all love.

If Li Shuai knew the God of Wealth, he would definitely give him a thumbs up.

After all, in the urban technology world, there is often a saying, feudal superstition, I sneer at it, and under the Temple of the God of Wealth, I can't get up.

Even if you don’t believe in ghosts and gods so much, and you dare not respect them when you encounter a temple of the God of Wealth or the statue of the God of Wealth, in a sense, you are all cruel people! What a man!