Zombie: At the beginning, Uncle Jiu will talk to me as a matchmaker

Chapter 70

Soon.

Qin Hao followed the housekeeper to the mansion.

As soon as I entered the door.

I saw a man dressed as a rich man talking to a Taoist priest.

"Although this house has been built for more than a year, but over the past year, our family has not woken up in bed for a single day, and we have been moved out of bed by ghosts every night......"

Qin Hao was stunned when he heard this, this line is a little familiar?

Then he looked carefully at the Taoist priest.

I saw that the appearance of the Taoist priest was somewhat similar to the bald head Qiang in the children's brainwashing cartoon "Bear Infested".

Qin Hao recalled at this time!

Isn't this the beginning of Mr. Phantom?

The rich man in front of him is Tan Million.

And, this bald strong Taoist is Mao Shanming, the funny person in "Mr. Phantom".

He also seems to have two kind-hearted imps!!

It's all merit!

Qin Hao looked at Mao Shanming with slightly squinted eyes, and he already had the idea of Dabao and Xiaobao in his heart.

At the same time.

Mao Shanming also patted his chest and bragged.

"He who moves people to the table is the work of the wicked;

Whoever moves someone out of bed, evil spirits do it;

Fear the wicked;

Devil......

With me Maoshan Ming here, you don't have to be afraid at all. "

When Tan Million heard this, he shook his head again and again, "You are already the tenth Taoist priest to say this to me, and those nine before couldn't do anything about this evil ghost!"

"Ten Taoist priests, nine don't do anything, and I am the tenth. "

Mao Shan Ming is preparing to brag about himself.

Suddenly.

saw Tan Million take out a stack of silver tickets from his body.

His eyes glowed with gold.

"Wow~~! The cinnabar on the silver ticket is so beautiful!"

But.

After Tan Million finished counting the silver tickets, he took out a small red envelope from it and handed it to Mao Shanming, "It's a small meaning, it's not a tribute." "

Mao Shanming took the red envelope.

Open it.

I found that there was only one ocean inside.

I couldn't help frowning.

However, Mao Shanming didn't say anything, but directly put away the ocean.

After all, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat.

"It's time to start!"

I saw Mao Shanming wear his coat in reverse, and the coat became a robe.

Then he pretended to open the altar.

Then.

The old housekeeper also hurriedly ran to Tan Million's side.

Respectfully report to Tan Million.

"Master, I have invited a Maoshan Archmage!"

"Good!"

When Tan Million heard this, he also walked towards Qin Hao.

After all, he had already invited ten Taoist priests.

So I don't have much confidence in Mao Shanming.

Rather, he holds the attitude of a dead horse as a live horse doctor.

Therefore, I heard that the housekeeper also invited a Maoshan archmage.

He immediately stepped forward and beckoned.

But.

When Tan Million saw Qin Hao's young appearance, he inevitably felt a little contempt in his heart, so he greeted him painlessly.

"Archmage, please wait a moment!"

"Good!"

Qin Hao smiled lightly.

He couldn't see Tan Million's contempt for him.

However, Qin Hao did not attack on the spot.

People respect me, I respect people!

See, you despise me so much.

Then it's no wonder that my lion opened his mouth.

After all.

He knew.

This Mao Shan Ming is not the opponent of the female ghost in the house at all.

I have to say.

Although this Maoshan Ming is only a human teacher, the three heavens.

But this ability to pretend to be a ghost and fool people has the style of a generation of heavenly masters.

The tiger man was stunned.

"Tonic in the world, storm umbrella!"

"Netherworld tonic, oil-paper umbrella!"

"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law, go!"

I saw Mao Shanming throw two umbrellas, one large and one small, into the house.

Qin Hao could see clearly that there were two ghosts hidden in the umbrella.

It should be the big treasure and small treasure raised by Maoshan Ming.

Ding Ding Dong!

Listen to the box!

Mao Shan Ming and Daxiao Bao finished acting in the house.

Let Xiaobao run out of the house to scare Tan million and cheat some money.

Really.

Tan Wanwan's family was scared enough by Xiaobao, but when Xiaobao saw Qin Hao, he was instinctively afraid and didn't dare to approach.

"Help!" Tan million shouted.

At this time, Mao Shanming's voice came out of the house, "There is cinnabar on the silver ticket, and the silver ticket is attached to his head." "

"Okay, good, I'll post, I'll post!"

Tan Million was scared half to death, where did he care about that little money.

So he hurriedly took out a silver ticket with 'fifty' written on it and pasted it directly on Xiaobao's head.

Xiao Baoleng for a moment, then ripped off the silver ticket and continued to be scary.

"Fifty taels is not enough, it takes five hundred taels. Mao Shanming shouted loudly.

Tan Wanwan, who is a well-known iron rooster in the town, asked for a silver ticket of five hundred taels didn't kill him???

However, it is better to die than not to die.

So, he gritted his teeth and took out a silver ticket of five hundred taels and pasted it on Xiaobao's forehead.

Really.

Xiaobao just stood there and didn't move.

Seeing this, Mao Shan was overjoyed.

Hurriedly collected Dabao with an umbrella.

Immediately afterwards, he tore off the silver ticket on Xiaobao's head, stuffed it into his arms, and received Xiaobao into the umbrella.

Tan Million saw that the silver ticket was taken away by Mao Shanming, and he was embarrassed to say anything, so he had to feel pain in his heart.

"Okay, okay, the ghost has been taken in by me, and I promise that you won't be moved out of bed by the ghost in the future. "

Mao Shanming was very happy and was ready to pack up his things.

But Tan Million grabbed Mao Shanming.

"I don't think it's right, the one I've seen is obviously a female ghost. "

Mao Shanming heard that there was a female ghost, and he also chuckled in his heart.

However, he still forcibly explained: "Ghosts, they are ever-changing!"

"Hell!"

However, the subordinate who had just entered the room to clean suddenly screamed, and then two people flew out upside down and fell to the ground hard.

"And, yes!"

Several subordinates grabbed Mao Shanming's arm and pushed Mao Shanming into the house.

Mao Shanming's whole face turned blue with fright.

Qin Hao grinned when he saw this.

Squinting his eyes, he said.

"Boss Tan, the female ghost inside is not something that the fake Taoist can deal with, so let's negotiate the price first and save some time!"

Tan Million is also furious in his heart.

Looking at Qin Hao, he wondered, "Can you deal with it?"

Qin Hao smiled but did not speak.

A hand raised.

I saw that there were three colors of thunder snake flashing in his hand: white, purple, and green.

Everyone in the Tan family was shocked when they saw this.