Zombie: At the beginning, Uncle Jiu will talk to me as a matchmaker

The three of the nine uncles saw Lou Dashuai's sour appearance.

It immediately became clear that something called 'wasabi' was definitely not simple!

They couldn't help but laugh.

Lou Dalong was also choked with mustard, and he knew in his heart that he was cheated by Qin Hao.

So he ordered his men: "Come on, pull this guy out and shoot me!"

The next moment.

There were a few soldiers who pointed their 38 rifles at Qin Hao.

Seeing this, Qin Hao chuckled and said, "Lou Dashuai, do you know this thing?"

After speaking.

Qin Hao took out the general order on his body.

After Lou Dalong saw the general's order, his face changed.

immediately got up and bowed to Qin Hao.

"It turns out that the Taoist chief is the envoy that Miss Qinqing said, and the envoy is here, and the dragon is far away, and I hope that the lord will forgive the sin!"

After speaking.

Lou Dalong scolded the two subordinates angrily: "You are so bold, you dare to point a gun at the envoy, come here, pull the two of them out and reward each with a hundred boards." "

The two men looked confused.

Dashuai, didn't you let us shoot him~~~??

Companions are like tigers, we are really pitiful!!

5555~~~

Qin Hao looked at Lou Dalong's stupid appearance, and couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.

How did this product become a handsome!?

Subsequently.

Qin Hao waved his hand at Lou Dalong, motioned for him to get up, and then pointed at Uncle Nine and said, "Uncle Nine, is it my junior brother!?"

"What!?"

When Lou Dalong heard this, his face changed, and he said secretly in his heart.

This Dou Dou Ying turned out to be the junior brother of the Envoy?

I wanted to tease this tempeh for a while, but it seems that I can only do it!

Thereupon.

Lou Dalong hugged his fist at Uncle Nine and shouted, "Uncle Nine!"

It can be regarded as giving Uncle Nine face.

Uncle Nine cared about his Lian sister, and he didn't pay attention to Lou Dalong, so he hurriedly asked, "Dashuai, what are the recent activities!?"

"I, I get up early in the morning and eat, then go to the living room to lie down for a while, then eat in the living room at noon, take a nap in the afternoon, sleep well, I eat again in the dining room, sleep again, sleep again. "

"Alas, my life is actually very hard. "

Lou Dalong said very pretendedly.

Qin Hao and the four of them looked at each other.

It's really hard, it's as bitter as a pig!

Uncle Nine pursed his lips and continued: "What are the happy events in that handsome family recently!?"

"Well, my sow died, my boar was widowed, and half a year ago, my dad died!!"

"So, where are you buried?"

"Ancestral Hall!?"

"Take me to see it!"

"What's the hurry, let's talk about it after eating~~!"

After Lou Dalong finished speaking, he asked Qin Hao again: "Lord Envoy, this 'wasabi' is really better than ginseng!?

Qin Hao was a little stunned when he heard this!

Brother, how vain you are!

However, his face was still serious, and he gave a thumbs up and said: "Cultivators, don't say anything, this 'wasabi' is praise!!"

When Lou Dalong heard this, he took a large lump of mustard and put it in his mouth......

That's sour......

emmmmm！

You can only try it yourself, you can't talk about it!!

Satiated.

The crowd was ready to go.

Right now.

Uncle Jiu's old lover also had a big belly, and with the support of the maidservant, he walked into the hall.

happened to meet Uncle Nine head-on.

"Brother Ying......"

"Lotus Sister ......"

Once the sea was difficult to water, except for Wushan, there are no clouds!

The two seemed to have a thousand words, but they looked at each other speechlessly.

Ultimately.

Mi Qilian was the first to ask, "Brother Ying, recently Dalong has had a strange disease, and he can't be cured no matter how he treats it!"

Uncle Jiu's eyes flashed with a touch of sadness, and he said, "Well, I'll go to the ancestral hall to have a look!"

Then, Uncle Nine looked at Mi Qilian's stomach again, "Sister Lian, congratulations on becoming a mother!"

Right now.

The fetus in Mi Qilian's womb moved, as if she was afraid of Uncle Nine.

"Ah, Brother Ying, this kid is naughty, and he keeps kicking me so painfully. "

Micheline's eyes were full of motherly radiance, and she gently touched her belly.

At this time, the maid beside Mi Qilian also lowered her head and urged: "Young grandma, let's go back to the room and rest!"

The maid was also very afraid of Uncle Nine.

Watch Micchilyn and the maid leave.

Uncle Nine and Qin Hao looked at each other.

The two of them saw the surprise in each other's eyes at the same time.

On the way to the ancestral hall of the Long family.

Uncle Nine asked Qin Hao in a low voice, "Senior brother, Sister Lian, ...... her!?"

Qin Hao nodded, and said with a solemn expression: "It's an evil baby!!"

"Why is there a wicked baby on Sister Lian?" said Uncle Nine in confusion.

Qin Hao pursed his lips, "Senior Sister Sue, she is kind-hearted, I heard that in her dojo, she not only takes in spirit infants, but also evil infants, maybe there is something wrong with her......"

"Then can you trouble Senior Brother you to go to Senior Sister and find out?" Uncle Nine couldn't help but get goosebumps when he heard the word Aunt Sue.

Qin Hao looked at Uncle Nine and said with a smile: "Senior brother, in fact, Aunt Cane has a deep affection for you......

Uncle Nine waved his hand and looked at Micheline's room again.

Seeing this, Qin Hao shook his head!

Suddenly.

Qin Hao thought of what Feng Baobao said that Uncle Nine couldn't break through because of his strong anger.

In that case, why don't you help your junior brother?

can not only help Uncle Nine put out the fire, but also allow him to successfully break through, and even match his younger brothers and sisters.

Such a good thing to kill three birds with one stone......

emmmm......

Qin Hao nodded, he already had a plan in his heart!

......

......

"The location of this village is on a hillside, facing the sea in the east, and there are mountains behind it, and the sea breeze blows the moisture in and is blocked by the mountains.

When there is a cold wind, it rains, so when we came in just now, although it was a big sun, there were also several heavy showers in a row.

The pattern of feng shui pipes is called the Immortal Water Splashing Bureau.

So, most of the people who live here are very rich!"

Qiusheng was envious when he heard this, "Wow, I knew that my mother would also move here, wouldn't I have sent it now!"

When Qin Hao heard this, a chestnut fell, shook his head and said: "There are pros and cons to this immortal splashing water, the benefits are worry-free, and the disadvantages are harmful to human and animal bodies."

Because the next rain shower is like pouring water into a pot that has been reded, and a miasma will rise on the ground.

This miasma is harmful, and there is a nursery rhyme in this climate......"

When Qiusheng and Wencai heard this, they immediately pretended to be full of desire and said to Qin Hao.

"Uncle Xiao, we will sing this ......"

After saying that, the two sang and danced again.

"The showers came to hit the red pot, and the miasma couldn't hide. "

"Sows go crazy and chicks sit everywhere. "

"People get dizzy, and their ancestors cause trouble. "

Qin Hao nodded.

"That's right, in the case of the Immortal Water Splashing Bureau, people in the vicinity must not be buried after death. "

"Uncle Junior, what will happen if you are buried?" Qiusheng said curiously.

Qin Hao said lightly: "If the coffin touches the ground, the whole family is unlucky! Not to mention the burial, even if the coffin sucks in the earth's qi, something will happen to the family generation!"

"Hahaha!"

Lou Dalong listened to what Qin Hao said, and hurriedly gave Qin Hao a thumbs up, and said in fear of sycophancy: "What the envoy said is right, please look at ......"

After speaking.

Lou Dalong hurriedly asked people to open the door of the ancestral hall.

I saw that in the ancestral hall, all the coffins were hung up by wood, and even the bottom of the wood was placed in a basin of water, and the basin was used to isolate the earth's qi.

Qin Hao nodded with satisfaction.

Subsequently, he and Uncle Nine inspected his coffin.

Suddenly.

Qin Hao found that one end of a coffin had fallen to the ground.

"So that's the problem!?"

Qin Hao looked at the coffin on the floor and asked, "What's inside?"

"My dad!"

Lou Dashuai said with a smile.

Seeing this, Uncle Nine immediately understood, "I see, Lou Dashuai, Ling Zun's coffin has sucked into the earth, and it has become a zombie......

And handsome, you were bitten by a zombie again, and you were poisoned by corpses, so it became like this......"

'Ah1?' Lou Dashuai was stunned for a moment, and asked fearfully, "What should I do then!?"

"Fortunately, Ling Zun's corpse poison is not strong, as long as you pull out his zombie fangs, grind them into powder and drink them, you can fight poison with poison and make you sick. "

"Then what are you waiting for? Someone, hurry up and open the coffin for me and help my dad pull out his teeth!"

When several soldiers heard this, they immediately stepped forward to open the lid of the coffin, but they couldn't open it at all.

Seeing this, Uncle Nine said, "The coffin was sucked by the earth's qi, and it can't be opened now."

Zombies are very hungry for the blood of their relatives, so Lou Dashuai stays here as bait, lures the zombie out at night, and we will clean him up!"

"Okay, that's it!"

That's when it happened.

Goo-doo~~~

Lou Dashuai's stomach began to growl.

Seeing this, Qin Hao secretly said in his heart, sure enough, just like in the original book, there was something wrong with those shasami.

However, since Uncle Nine didn't eat sashim, it was not a matter of dealing with the white stiff in the coffin at night.

So.

Qin Hao didn't decide to stay, but prepared to go to Aunt Sue.

Deploy your own plans!

So he opened his mouth and said to Lou Dalong and Uncle Jiu: "Dashuai, Uncle Jiu, I'll leave it to you here, I'll go to the provincial capital to see my junior sister!"

Of course, Uncle Nine understood what Qin Hao meant, and hugged his fists at Qin Hao and said, "Senior brother, that's really hard for you!"

Lou Dalong was also secretly calculating in his heart.

The envoy is gone, see how I clean up your tempeh!

Really.

After Qin Hao left.

Lou Dalong ordered his opponents: "Guards, tonight, if I come out first, then the world will be peaceful, if the three of them come out first, they will be killed!"

"Yes!"

With that, the guards took their guns and stood guard outside the gate.

When the three of the nine uncles heard this, their faces were ugly.

Hmph, when the junior brother is gone, you will turn your face and deny people!

That's when it happened.

Goo!

Lou Dalong's stomach began to hurt again.

"You three are guarding here, I'll go to the toilet first!"

When the nine uncles heard this, they looked at each other.

Suddenly remembered that Qin Hao said that the thief Dongying sasami was not clean, and he would have stomach trouble if he ate it.

So the three of them laughed at each other.

At the same time, I saw what the other party was thinking.

I saw Uncle Nine open his mouth and say: "Dashuai, you must hold back, if you leak yang energy, zombies will not come out, in that case, you will also become zombies." "

Lou Dalong's stomach hurt very much, "I don't care, I'm going to go to the toilet, if I become a zombie, I'll be the first to bite my wife, and we'll be a zombie couple!"

When Uncle Nine heard Lou Dalong joking about his Lian Mei, his face sank at the moment, and he said to Qiusheng and Wencai.

"You two, tie the big handsome to me by the coffin......"

"Yes!"

Thereupon.

Qiusheng and Wencai tied Lou Dashuai to the pillar next to the coffin.

Then, the two kept whistling.

I saw the patience of the big dragon on this floor.

The heart is quite relieved.

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PS: The eighth update, plus more for the three rewards of the K gold boss!!