Zombie: Others catch ghosts while I study
Chapter 68
In the wooden house, a monk and a Taoist priest sat looking at each other. The monk had a kind look on his face, while the Taoist priest had an angry look.
"Brother Tao, I never thought you were so rich!"Master Yixiu held the Buddha beads in his hand, looked at Taoist Priest Simu with a smile, glanced at the gold bars in the box, shook his head and said,"It's a sin.’
"Tell me, how much do you want to sell your house to me?"Taoist Priest Four Eyes felt even more angry when he saw Master Yixiu's unmoved look, so he slapped the table and shouted
"Why does the poor monk want to sell his house?"Master Yixiu smiled as he spoke, then stood up and took a deep breath of the air with the aroma of vegetation in the mountains and fields. He spread his hands and said,"The mountains and rivers here are beautiful. The poor monk plans to knock on sutras and chant Buddha here until he passes away."
"you...."After hearing this, Taoist Master Simu raised his eyebrows even more angrily, pointed at Master Yixiu and said angrily,"You....OK! you are vicious! I will wait until you die and then dig up your relics and use them as earplugs for me."
Taoist Yixiu clasped his hands together, looked at the sky, closed his eyes and said softly,"I wish Buddha would forgive him for speaking nonsense. Seeing that buying a house was not feasible, Taoist Master Simu immediately lost his temper and picked up the box and stood up to leave. Suddenly he saw a few clay dolls on the table, so he came up with a plan and turned around with a smile. He rolled his eyes, then turned to Master Yixiu and said with a smile
"Haha, master, just now.....Just think I'm farting, I'm just kidding. After speaking, Taoist Master Four Eyes picked up the clay doll on the table and asked pretending to be curious,"This clay doll looks like you. Can you give me one?""
Master Yixiu saw that Taoist Master Four Eyes was no longer aggressive. He also laughed and walked over. He nodded and said,"This is the clay figure Qingqing made for me. Taoist brother, if you like it, I will give it to you. Got it"
"The master is really a master! Then I'll thank you again."After Taoist Master Four Eyes finished speaking, he looked at the clay figurine with some regret, frowned and asked,"Hey, it's a pity that I don't have your signature. It's a pity that I can't see things and miss people."
Master Yixiu smiled, then pressed his fingers into the red mud and said,"It's rare for Taoist brother to be so elegant. How can I ruin Taoist brother's interest? It's boring to sign, so I'll give you a fingerprint."
As he said this, Master Yixiu placed a handprint on the bottom of the clay doll.
After receiving the handprint, Taoist Master Four Eyes jumped for joy, and then quickly grabbed the clay doll and ran back. Master Yixiu saw Taoist Four Eyes look like this, I thought I was happy because I got a clay figurine, so I shook my head and said
"I didn't expect that Taoist brother Simu could still maintain his innocence at such an age. He is indeed an expert."
When Taoist Master Four Eyes returned to his wooden house, he excitedly cut off the handprints on the clay figurine with a knife, put it in the yellow paper and recited a spell. Then he saw that the yellow paper suddenly caught fire.
Then Four Eyes The Taoist soaked the burnt yellow paper in cinnabar, smeared it on a straw man, and then shouted loudly
"rise!"
Hearing the sudden shout of Taoist Master Four Eyes, Shen Tian looked over curiously, only to see Uncle Four Eyes casting a spell on a straw man, while Master Yixiu on the opposite side also stood up unnaturally. limbs stretched out stiffly
"Has the fighting begun?"Shen Tian murmured softly. At this time, it was very convenient for him to be in a position where he could see both Taoist Master Shimu in the wooden house and Master Ikkyu in the wooden house opposite.
Anyway, the 'deep friendship' between these two people is also very convenient. It's not that there is nothing, the two of them were just teasing, and Shen Tian couldn't be bothered to care about it. He could only see that the four-eyed Taoist was commanding the straw man, and whatever the straw man did, Master Ikkyu on the other side did it. What
"Hey hey hey? what happened?"Master Ikkyu said doubtfully when he saw that he was out of control.
Following the order of Taoist Master Four Eyes, Master Ikkyu directly threw the wooden fish and knocked over the table where he was reading scriptures. Then he walked aside and picked up the pliers. Master Ikkyu looked at Unable to control myself, I said as if I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"What am I doing with pliers?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Master Yixiu took pliers and broke off his own teeth. At this time, Master Yixiu had already guessed that this was probably done by Taoist Priest Four Eyes.
"Master, master, what's wrong with you?"Qingqing ran out immediately after hearing the abnormality, then looked at Master Yixiu and asked urgently
"I'm being controlled, go and get it....Hahaha!"Master Yixiu said hurriedly when he saw Qingqing coming out, but he burst out laughing before he finished speaking.
Shen Tian looked at Taoist Simu again, and saw Taoist Simu holding a needle and smiling evilly. He looked at the straw man and said,"I'll prick your smile point to see how you continue to chant sutras!""
Shen Tian thought about it thoughtfully. He had seen Qiu Sheng and Wen use this trick before. However, unlike Taoist Priest Four Eyes, Qiu Sheng and the others were doing the same actions as the controlled person, while Taoist Priest Four Eyes was going to be controlled. The human and the straw man are connected together. Whatever the straw man does, the person being controlled will do it.
Suddenly the straw man burst into smoke. The four-eyed Taoist priest looked at the straw man and said softly that he must not die.
"impossible?"
When Shen Tian looked at Master Yixiu again, he saw that Master Yixiu's mouth was full of garlic cloves and his face was red from suppressing it, but now he was free again.
"It seems that when you are being controlled, just find a way to stimulate your nerves."Shen Tian looked at Master Yixiu and said with some insights.
On the other side of the wooden house, after Master Yixiu recovered, he brought Qingqing here. He happened to see the four-eyed Taoist priest playing with the straw man. Master Yixiu shook his head helplessly. , and Qingqing walked over with a soul-telling mirror in her left hand and a rag doll in her right hand.
"who?!"Taoist Priest Four Eyes felt a murderous aura coming from behind him and quickly turned around. Then Qingqing happened to see him doing it with a straw man. His face turned red immediately and he hesitated.
"Qingqing, why are you here?"
Qingqing ignored Taoist Priest Four Eyes, took a mirror and took a look at Taoist Priest Four Eyes, then wiped the little man on the mirror, and saw that the puppet's face had a face and four eyes. Taoist Priest Mu's face was exactly the same, and then Taoist Priest Four Eyes found that he couldn't control his body.
Shen Tian frowned, thinking that there were still many steps to do what Taoist Priest Four Eyes did. How could Qingqing just use a mirror and a puppet? I can control my four eyes.
Just as he was talking, there was another thunder in the sky. Shen Tian glanced outside and felt a little uneasy in his heart, so he whispered softly.
"Could it be that something happened to Master Qianhe?"
In the room, Taoist Priest Four Eyes was being ravaged by Qingqing to his heart's content, and Taoist Priest Four Eyes also shouted at Shen Tian
"Nephew, save me!"
Shen Tian shook his head, and finally walked to the room helplessly. At the same time, he thought to himself, let's try it on his uncle as he just thought.
After saying that, Shen Tian said to his uncle with four eyes,"Uncle, please bear with me. Order it"
"no! We can't just let him go."Qingqing pouted and said in confusion, while Master Yixiu waved his hand and said to Shen Tian and Jiale,"Get him a tank of oil to drink, just drink it in one go!"
Speaking of Jia Le, he ran out, while Shen Tian activated the thunder method, controlled the strength of the thunder method, and then instilled the power of thunder and lightning into the brain of Uncle Si Mu.
At this time, Taoist Master Si Mu only had It was only a few milliamperes of electricity, but after a while the rag doll in Qingqing's hand exploded, and Taoist Priest Four returned to his original state.
Master Yixiu saw that Shen Tian broke this technique without using his own methods. He immediately glanced at Shen Tian with approval and sighed.
"The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead"
"You damn bald ass, I'll follow you......"
After Taoist Priest Four Eyes recovered, he cursed at Master Yixiu. But before he finished speaking, several people discovered that a thin but familiar man was jumping over with stiff limbs holding a red handkerchief.
"Something bad is going on. Isn't this the gangster whose nose is in his eye? Why did you become a zombie?"
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