Zombie: Taking a concubine into the chat group makes Uncle Jiu feel numb

【Ding, suspender pajamas from Huanwan. 】

Poof~

Ye Yan was instantly slapped and vomited blood.

Apologize, just apologize, what do you call this suspender pajamas?

Also, how come this thing exists in the Double Dragon world?

Fortunately, Ye Yan was careful and didn’t get the exclusive red envelope.

Otherwise, if you take out such a thing in front of Ren Susu, Ren Tingting and Ren Qingqing, it will be difficult to explain.

Zhiqiu Yiye:”I’ll go! What kind of exclusive gift will Hanhan give to Mr. Ye?””

“Envy the boss for another day”

“Why don’t any girls give me gifts?”

“I have been single for so many years and I really want to try receiving gifts from girls.”

“Dear friends, please grant me this wish!”

“Anything will do!”

“Send me some warmth!”

【Ding, an exclusive red envelope from Huanwan. 】

Zhiqiu Yiye:”I’ll go! Miss Huanwen actually gave me an exclusive gift. I want to die of happiness.”

Zhiqiu Yiye was so excited and surprised at this time.

If Huanyu really gave herself some personal clothing, it would really warm his heart.

However, you should know that Qiu Yiye opened the exclusive red envelope.

Looking at a black and shriveled thing, I couldn’t help but frown.

“What is this?”

“I go! Cow dung cake?”

“Huanhua, you are such a beautiful fairy, but you actually play with shit?”

Zhiqiu Yiye went numb instantly.

Huanwan:”You can say anything, right?” Still want some warmth?”

“I don’t have anything warm on my body that I can give you.”

“I happened to see a pile of dried cow dung on the ground, so I thought of sending it to you to use as firewood.”

“But it’s warm.

Li Mochou:”Pfft!” Hahaha! Wanwan, well done.”

“Zhiqiu Yiye, Sister Huanhua is right!”

“Cow dung is a valuable fuel in the wild. Sister Huanhua is here to give you warmth.

Li Xunhuan:”Hahaha!” Makes sense, makes sense”

“Knowing the leaves of autumn, you are definitely very warm tonight.”

Green Man King:” Hahaha! I almost burst into tears laughing”

“Knowing the leaves of autumn, you must cherish this hard-won warmth tonight”

“But not everyone can receive the cow dung cakes sent by Miss Huanhuan. Mu

Nianci:”Zhiqiu Yiye, it turns out you like this kind of gift. Next time I see it, I will let the chat group pass it over.” Nangong

Ping’er:”I occasionally encounter monsters and cow shit here. If I have a chance, I’ll pass some on to you.””

Zhao Ling’er 15:”It turns out that the exorcist master likes cow dung! It’s a pity that Ling’er is in the palace now and doesn’t have such a thing.

Yotsugamiko:”I live in a city and there is no cow dung, but there should be a lot of feces from pet cats and dogs. I don’t know if it can be used.””

When Ye Yan saw this, he couldn’t laugh or cry for a moment.

He felt that Mu Nianci and Nangong Ping’er talked a lot more and learned bad things since they followed him.

Ye Yan liked this very much.

Otherwise, Nangong Ping’er would spend the whole day They looked aloof and sometimes couldn’t even speak in the group, which was really boring.

But what Ye Yan didn’t expect was how quickly Zhao Ling’er and Yotsuya Miko integrated into the chat group.

Several people said this and directly let them Zhiqiu Yiye was confused again.

He said that he would not dare to accept these exclusive red envelopes without remarks next time.

This time it was a cow shit cake, which was okay. After all, as Huanhua said, this is the best fuel in the wild.

Even There are some nomads who pile up more bricks of cow dung at home, which means they are richer.

They usually burn them when they encounter them in the wild. But next time they see other dung passing by the roadside, the picture will not be too beautiful.

But the next moment, Zhiqiu Yiye’s operation caused him to collapse.

【Ding, a group red envelope from Gaoyao. 】

Zhiqiu Yiye:”I’ll go! A newcomer in the mythical world actually gives out red envelopes? How heroic”

“You won’t be like Mr. Ye and give out some heaven-defying elixir!”

Zhiqiu Yiye’s eyes lit up instantly. After all, Gaoyao’s world is called the Mythical World. The former’s instinctive reaction is definitely an extremely magical world.

Seeing Gaoyao actually handing out a group of red envelopes, he instinctively grabbed it quickly.

After all, he had been cheated before. Losing slowly.

However, the next moment

【Ding, Zhiqiu Yiye won”Roadside Dog Shit”》】

Zhiqiu Yiye:”My God, Gao Yao, did you do this on purpose?”

Huan Huan:”Pfft! Hahaha! I laughed to death.”

Li Xunhuan:”This Gao Yao guy really knows how to play.”

“I really appreciate.”

Green Man King:”Hahaha, I like this chat group more and more.”

“There are many talents and they speak well.”

“I don’t even want to leave.

Li Mochou:”Gao Yao is indeed a talent. As soon as he joins the group, he teaches this guy Zhi Qiu Yiye a lesson.””

Mu Nianci:”That’s right, relieve qi.”

Ye Yan was a little surprised by Gao Yao’s behavior.

After all, in Ye Yan’s impression, Gao Yao was not a bad person.

No matter whether he traveled to the Qin Dynasty at the beginning or entered the palace later, he was a coward in the early stage and turned evil in the later stage..

It has nothing to do with bad taste. Sure enough

, the next moment.

Gao Yao:”Oh my God! Is this chat group real?”

“I actually moved the shit out of the air”

“I’m not crazy, I actually met a god!”

“Great, gods, please send me back to modern times!”

“I don’t want to stay in Qin. Everyone here can’t talk to me. I’m going crazy.”

《Mythical World”.

A guesthouse kitchen built in a dilapidated thatched house.

Gao Yao cried with joy.

Because he has been separated since he was brought to Qin Dynasty by Yi Xiaochuan.

Unfortunately, Gao Yao doesn’t have the aura of a male protagonist, and he doesn’t meet a character like the Overlord of Xi Chu right from the beginning.

On the contrary, because he could not understand the language of the Qin people, he was regarded as a refugee who talked nonsense. In addition, he was timid by nature and was beaten and scolded in various ways.

He was autistic immediately.

I felt like I was going crazy several times.

If it hadn’t been for the unexpected display of superb cooking skills, he might have starved to death by now.

So when he saw a chat group appear in his mind just now, he thought he had gone crazy.

Until I just heard that Huanwan and the others were handing out red envelopes.

He immediately tried to send the shit on the ground.

Sure enough, shit really disappears out of thin air.

This made Gao Yao understand that he had really gained the ability to defy the heavens.

And when he saw that there were so many powerful people in the chat group, and the group members were also very friendly, he immediately cried with joy and wanted to ask the gods in the group to help take him away from the Qin Dynasty.

Huanwen:”Qin Dynasty? Are you in the Qin Dynasty with Qin Shihuang?”

“If so, shouldn’t your world be a historical world?”

“Why what is the mythical world?”

Mu Nianci:”Yes! yes! There is also the Qin Dynasty in our world, which happened one or two thousand years ago, but only martial arts should exist.”

“It’s just that it can’t bear the name of Mythical World.”

Even Yotsuya Miko, a crooked man, agrees with this point of view.

Gao Yao himself said that he was very confused. How did he know?

He was even historically illiterate. Even the Qin State only heard it from some people not long ago..

But he had already begun to close himself off, so he didn’t pay much attention to it.

Ye Yan:”Because the world Gao Yao lives in is indeed a world with many magical treasures.”

“For example, a jade pendant that allows a mortal to recover from an arrow wound that penetrated his chest overnight.”

“There is a pill that can make people immortal”

“There is even a treasure box that can travel through thousands of years of time.

Yue Buqun:”What?” Is there such a magical thing?”

Yue Buqun had already tried some of the functions of the chat group. Knowing that the chat group was real, he immediately joined the chat group.

He wanted to get huge benefits from the group friends.

Not to mention anything else, just the people in this group of malls Various martial arts skills.

For example, the”Jade Girl Sword Technique” uploaded by Li Mochou made Yue Buqun excited.

Not to mention, the elixir of life mentioned by Ye Yan and the treasure box that traveled through a thousand years of time.

It’s not too much. Unbelievable.

Green Man King:”Oh my god! Is it so magical?”

“Then this Qin Dynasty is definitely not the Qin Dynasty in my world”

“The world I live in definitely doesn’t have many things that go against the will of heaven.”

Ye Yan:”Green Man King, that’s a world where you don’t know you yet.”

“Your world also has the elixir of life”

“You should have heard of Fire Qilin!”

“There are also dragons, phoenixes, and black turtles in your world. These are ancient beasts. A drop of their blood can make a warrior grow exponentially, and even make him immortal.”

Green Man King:” What? Is this even happening?”

The Green Man King was extremely shocked, feeling that his world view had been subverted.

Zhao Ling’er:”Wow! Brother Ye Yan is so awesome! Even these things are known”

“No wonder everyone admires you so much.”

Although Zhao Ling’er is a little girl at this time, she is extremely curious about Ye Yan.

The same goes for Yotsuya Miko. She is even more curious and admired than Zhao Ling’er.

After all, Ye Yan can just take out a piece of”paper” and release terrifying thunder and lightning. Existence.

In the eyes of Yotsuya Miko, Ye Yan is a well-deserved god.

He is the one she wants to kneel down and lick.

Gao Yao:”��Yan, a god! Since you know my world, you can definitely take me back, right?”

“Please God, I want to go back two thousand years in the future”

“By the way, as long as the gods tell me where the time-travel treasure box is, I will definitely be able to go back in time.”

Gao Yao finally understood why the Green Man King and others just suggested to join the group to meet the big boss Ye Yan.

At this time, even a fool can see that Ye Yan is the boss of this group.

And he is also a god-like existence..

However, Ye Yan’s next words made Gao Yao feel desperate.

Ye Yan:”Gao Yao, there is no way I can make you meet two thousand years later.””

“Because the treasure box that took you through time may not have enough spiritual energy, or it may be a disposable item.”

“It’s useless even if you find it.” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“What?”Gao Yao is desperate.

Ye Yan:”But don’t worry, your destiny will take you back two thousand years in the future.”

“But this process is very long, very long”

“And you have to go through the pain of betrayal, being persecuted, having your baby cut off, and enduring endless loneliness before you can go back.”

“What? Gao Yao was desperate again.

Gao Yao:”Boss Ye, why is my life so miserable!””

“Although I am not a good person, the most I can do is steal food while cooking and feed it to my sister.”

“How could he suffer such severe retribution?”

Li Xunhuan:”According to what Boss Ye said, Gao Yao’s fate is definitely the worst among the group.”

“But Gao Yao, don’t worry, Mr. Ye will help us solve these things.”

“You just need to ask Mr. Ye for advice. Mr. Ye can definitely help you avoid all tragedies.”

“Maybe it can make you happily go back two thousand years in the future.”

Mu Nianci:”Yes, I was almost deceived by that scumbag Wan Yankang before, but after listening to Brother Ye Yan’s words, I have now escaped my original miserable fate.

Gao Yao:”Really?””

“Brother Ye, you can definitely help me.”

Gao Yao seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and was looking forward to it.

Ye Yan:”Actually, if you want to get rid of these fates, you only need to deal with two people.

Gao Yao:”Who?””

Ye Yan:”The holy bitch Yi Xiaochuan, the sinister villain Liu Ji”[]

Gao Yao:”What? Yi Xiaochuan? Boss Ye, do you know that he is me?”……”

Ye Yan:”I know, he is your sister’s boyfriend and the one who took you to the Qin Dynasty.”

“It can be said that you are also the only person in Qin Dynasty who you can talk to.”

“But you don’t know that he and Liu Ji are also the ones who lead you into the abyss step by step”

“Yi Xiaochuan will indirectly cause you to become a eunuch in the palace”

“The person who directly harmed you was Liu Ji”

“But after Yi Xiaochuan knew the truth, he asked you to be more generous and forgive Liu Ji”

“After that, Yi Xiaochuan fell in love with each other and cuckolded your sister Gao Lan one after another.”

“Even later, in order to survive in the palace, you wanted to curry favor with Zhao Gao”

“Yi Xiaochuan instead said that he couldn’t understand you and broke up with you.”

“……besides���I’m sorry for you a lot more”

“It can be said that Yi Xiaochuan is the only one worthy of those who harmed him, but all of you who were kind to him have been harmed by him.”

“After a while, he will find you with the plague”

“Killed the first girl.”

Ye Yan thought of Su Su in the original work, and the more he talked about it, the angrier he became.

You know, in the original work, if Yi Xiaochuan hadn’t been played by him, he would have been scolded to death long ago.

He harmed Gao Yao, cheated Xiang Yu, and lost Gao Lan cheated Emperor Qin, betrayed Meng Tian603, provoked Lu Pheasant, deceived Lu Su, was dishonest to his friends, unjust to his brothers, unfaithful to his master, and disrespectful to women. He was a complete scumbag..

If Ye Yan and Yi Xiaochuan were in the same world, he would definitely let him taste the pain of Gao Yao first.

At this time, even people like Huan Huan and Li Xunhuan who have not read the original work can’t wait to turn Yi Xiaochuan, the holy bitch Pay the price.

However, Gao Yao did not believe it, or could not accept this fact.

Seeing this, Ye Yan said nothing more.

Anyway, he had told everything, and if Gao Yao wanted to be tricked, Ye Yan would not bother Take it.

If this is the case, maybe Susu will continue to be fragrant and die. This makes Ye Yan a little unhappy.

As for the treasures in the mythical world, Ye Yan is not worried about not getting them.

After all, even if Gao Yao is really persecuted by Yi Xiaochuan, In the end, he could live for more than two thousand years.

Ye Yan had many opportunities to cooperate with him.

Yue Buqun:”Boss Ye, I absolutely believe in you.””

“Please give me, Mr. Ye, my approval.”

“What kind of remuneration is needed has to be defined.”

Although Yue Buqun is a hypocrite, Ye Yan feels that he is actually more likable than the protagonist Linghu Chong.

Ye Yan even feels that Linghu Chong is the more hateful hypocrite.

In order to learn the Dugu Nine Swords, Yue Buqun treats him like a teacher and a father. All kinds of deceit.

For the sake of so-called arrogance, he actually called himself a brother-in-law with a flower-picking thief like Tian Boguang. He couldn’t tell the difference between right and wrong.

You know how hateful a flower-picking thief like Tian Boguang was in ancient times?

Every time he had a good time, he would get a girl. Chastity was tarnished.

In an era when chastity was regarded as life, Tian Boguang was simply a murderer.

But Linghu Chong just didn’t care.

He even drank and chatted with him.

If Linghu Chong hadn’t been the protagonist, he would have definitely been scolded to death.

With him In comparison, Yue Buqun only wanted to make Huashan shine. He even dared to cut off his own life for this.

This kind of decisiveness is not something ordinary people can achieve.

Of course, a hypocrite is still a hypocrite, and Ye Yan doesn’t have any good impressions of him..

But it has not reached the point of killing him.

Moreover, this guy has a lot of sword skills and techniques.

There is also the secret cave in the back mountain of the Huashan Sect, but there are also incomplete sword skills and skills of the Wuyue Sword Sect.

If If you can get it, Ye Yan’s follow-up skills from”Tao Jing” will be available.

Ye Yan:”I want all your Huashan martial arts secret books.

Yue Buqun:”What?” All martial arts secrets?”

Yue Buqun was extremely surprised. He didn’t expect Ye Yan to open his mouth like this.

But then, something happened that Ye Yan didn’t expect even more.

【Ding, an exclusive red envelope from Yue Buqun——《Huashan Sword Technique》】

【Ding, an exclusive red envelope from Yue Qun——《The remaining chapter of”Zixia Magic Power”】

……

More than a dozen secret books were sent, and although Yue Buqun kept it in mind, all the core skills such as”Purple Cloud Magic Technique” were left to the fragments.

Ye Yan was overjoyed.

But Ye Yan hadn’t yet waited for these secrets to be integrated into the”Tao Jing”.

Something happened that made the whole group excited again

【Ding, the new function of level 3 chat group has been successfully launched.】