Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

"Well, yes, yes. "

Looking at the row of walking corpses in front of him, the four-eyed Taoist nodded secretly, and he was quite satisfied after all.

Finally, the four-eyed Taoist looked at the grass pile on the side, and several clay pots.

Pick up a clay pot and place it on your head.

The pottery pots of this era were very heavy, and there were no sophisticated firing methods among the people, so they were extremely difficult to break.

Slowly squatting in front of a few zombies, looking at the zombies in front of him, he immediately shouted: "Oops!"

"Bang bang bang!!"

A crisp sound came, and I saw that the clay pot that was put on the head by the four-eyed Taoist was immediately smashed into pieces.

"Oh my god!"

Jia Le, who was hiding in the room and peeking, watched the operation of the master outside the door, and was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

If I get smashed here, my bones won't be smashed.

"Gollum!"

Jia Le couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly, and his heart suddenly became anxious, he knew that the master would come back this morning, and he wouldn't have slept so late last night.

"Come with me!"

Outside the door, the four-eyed Taoist waved the stick in his hand and walked towards Knorr in the wooden house.

Pushing open the wooden door, Knorr was already lying on the recliner at this moment, continuing to pretend to sleep.

"Bang bang bang!"

Zombies jumped in from the outside, all around the Knorr deck chairs, sticks held high in their hands.

"Stinky boy, Lao Tzu suffers and suffers outside, you kid give me a lazy sleep at home to enjoy Qingfu, I will let you sleep lazy, see if I don't kill you!"

After the four-eyed Taoist finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and twisted it fiercely towards the thigh in front of him.

Knorr only felt a hot pain coming, but he still held back and didn't scream out.

Because Knorr knew that once he said the word oops, the zombie in front of him would slam the stick in his hand on his body.

Such a thick ceramic basin can be smashed all at once, and Knorr doesn't dare to resist, and this time he has to smoke his own powder and bones.

"Hey, doesn't it hurt me to twist it? Is this kid pigskin?"

Seeing that Jia Le on the recliner did not move at all, Simu couldn't help but show a look of disappointment on his face, and then stretched out his hand again, and twisted Simu's body again with more force.

Another burst of hot pain came, and Jia Lele held back to death, just not letting himself cry out.

But it's not an option.

He opened his eyes slightly and glanced at it, and the master was standing next to him, and the corners of Jia Le's mouth couldn't help but show a wicked smile.

Stretched out his hand and suddenly twisted it on the body of the master's four-eyed Taoist.

"Oops, you kid dare to twist me!"

The head of the fourth bureau was twisted in pain, and hurriedly screamed.

But as the four-eyed Taoist said the word oops, the stick in the hand of the zombie next to him slammed towards the four-eyed Taoist leader.

"Bang bang...... Ah...... Bang bang ...... Oops, oops, ......!"

One after another, the sound of being beaten and screaming came, and the four-eyed Taoist was chased and intercepted by a group of zombies with wooden sticks, and he was embarrassed.

I had to scream while lying on the ground and fleeing everywhere.

"Poof!"

His master was turned around by his own play, Jia Le couldn't help laughing, and said secretly in his heart: "Let you want to calculate me, call me, hit ......!"

"Oh my mom, help, nephew, oh ......!"

Su Yang had just rushed into the wooden house, and the four-eyed Dao Chief, who had been beaten and cowered on the ground, looked at Su Yang Dao with a pleading face.

"Quick, let's go and help save your master. "

Looking at the four-eyed Taoist who was beaten, Su Yang hurriedly said to Jia Le on the side.

However, as soon as Su Yang's voice fell, Jia Le on the side said: "This is a trick made up by my master, and I won't solve it."

Otherwise, just wait for these zombies to get tired!"

"Uncle Four-eyed, this master is a failure!" Su Yang frowned and said helplessly.

If it was Lin Jiu's apprentice, Qiusheng Wencai, he would never dare to be so bold.

"It's not that I don't want to help, it's that I can't help. "

Jia Le said as he stood aside with his own care, watching the four-eyed Taoist being beaten violently, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Phew!"

In the next second, Su Yang let out a low roar, and then kicked towards a walking corpse fiercely.

With a dull sound, the walking corpse kicked by Su Yang flew out like a cannonball.

And the location of the collision is exactly where Knorr is standing.

Seeing the sudden walking corpse slamming into him, Knorr was suddenly startled and hurriedly reached out to stop him.

However, the walking corpse contained most of Su Yang's strength, and the chest bones that were kicked by Su Yang were all broken.

Jia Le was just a monk in the fifth-layer realm of the Lantern Dao Tong, and as soon as his hands touched the flying walking corpse, he felt a huge force coming, and the whole person was forced to fly out.

Eventually, it slammed into the wall behind him.

There was a pain in his body, and it was already a little difficult to get up from the ground again, which was a little punishment for Knorr.

Although the four-eyed master is a little out of tune, you can't take the initiative to pit the master, after all, you are a teacher for one day and a father for life.

And it's really hard for the four-eyed Taoist to drive out corpses outside, you kid just eat and wait for death, and you're still sleeping lazy in the morning, and you don't even open the door, and you're not happy to put it on anyone.

What's more, this time, the four-eyed Taoist also came back with his own junior nephew, and seeing his junior brother so lazy, he must have felt that his face had been lost.

This time, it can be regarded as letting you know what it means to respect teachers.

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"Oh my god, it hurts me to death......!"

Jia Le felt that the bones in his body were about to fall apart, and after getting up from the ground with a difficult face, all the walking corpses in front of him had been solved by Su Yang.

"Oh my god, it's been solved so quickly?"

"Oh my god, who is this?"

"My mom is even more handsome than me. "

"No, I'm handsome. "

Looking at the group of walking corpses who were subdued by Su Yang, Jia Le showed a look of surprise and surprise on his face, and said with a dumbfounded look.

The four-eyed Taoist slowly climbed up with Su Yang's support, he was the four-eyed monk of the Night Wanderer, and it was okay just now, but it was all flesh wounds.

Normally, Simu shouldn't be afraid of these walking corpses, but it was too sudden just now, and he didn't have time to react.

This made the four-eyed Taoist accidentally overturn the boat in the gutter.

"Stinky boy, you dare to harm your master, I think you are looking for a fight. The four-eyed Taoist elder supported his waist and pointed at his disciple Jia Le with an angry face.

"Master, don't blame me, it's you who called it oops. The corners of Knorr's mouth twitched slightly.

"Hmph, I'll clean you up later. "

Seeing that Su Yang was beside him, it was not easy to clean up the family music, so he spoke: "Come and get acquainted, this is your uncle's disciple Su Yang, your junior brother." "

"No, it's so powerful that it's a junior brother, I thought it was a senior brother who started earlier than me. "

As soon as Simu Dao's long voice fell, Jia Le's face showed a slight look of surprise.

"Hmph, that's of course, Su Yang works hard to cultivate, you kid will eat and wait for death, I think you will be a Taoist boy for the rest of your life. "

Thinking of this, the four-eyed Taoist chief said with a look of hatred that iron is not steel.

Damn, if I had an apprentice like Su Yang, I would be willing to live for ten years.

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