Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

"Oh, why did you come down?"

Looking at Su Yang who walked down, the shopkeeper immediately won, and with a warm smile on his face, he asked.

"Bring me your signature dish, and by the way, a pot of wine!"

After Su Yang finished speaking, he randomly found a table and sat down, ready to take a look at the so-called ups and downs of the rivers and lakes.

"Okay officer, wait a minute!"

The shopkeeper nodded, then turned around and went into the kitchen to greet the brother in the back kitchen to cook.

In the hall on the first floor, young brothers and sisters, a rich son with two women, bandits robbed bullies all the way, a group of mysterious people in black robes, and a group of officers and soldiers in official clothes.

"Xiaolan, how many times have I told you, Young Master Ben, I am going to the rivers and lakes to experience and make a name for myself in the rivers and lakes, why do you want to follow me, isn't it good to enjoy happiness at home?"

The rich boy with fine skin and tender meat looked at the luxurious woman on the left with a sad face.

"Husband, marry a chicken and a dog and marry a dog, I will go wherever you go, and I don't feel at ease when you are alone outside, there must always be someone around you to take care of!"

The woman next to her said with a pitiful look.

"I ...... I'm ......!!"

The rich boy with fine skin and tender meat pointed to the woman next to him, and he didn't know what to say.

"Haha, junior sister, did you hear it, just that pampered son, he still wants to make a name for himself, I really laugh to death. "

Among the young brothers and sisters at the next table, the young senior brother sneered.

"That's it, the senior brother hasn't become famous yet, and a little minion still wants to be famous, it's really a fool's dream!"

The junior sister next to her opened her mouth to pat her ass.

"After a while, when they have paid the money, they will bring the people down and let them take them away. "

In the group of people in black robes, a slightly old man spoke.

If you look back closely, you will find that one of the man's eyes has been blinded.

"Good!"

Several black-robed subordinates next to him immediately nodded, and then regained their composure again.

A group of officers and soldiers wearing official uniforms put one hand on the scabbard from time to time.

"We are just here to search for folk beauties for the emperor, and the rest of the things must be treated as if we didn't see it, even if someone dies in front of you, it has nothing to do with you.

Got it?"

One of the captains of the Ouchi guards, who had the most powerful aura, spoke.

"Yes!"

The rest of the people nodded in agreement.

And the robbery bully's table, pulled out a piece of porcelain from a black cloth bag.

A ceramic bottle carved with flowers, in which an obscene-looking bully holds the bottle in his hand.

"Hey, everyone, come and see, this is the palace full of plum vases handed down from the Tang Dynasty, do you have any favorites, come and see, as long as two thousand oceans!"

The lewd bully took the bottle in his hand and began to yell around.

But everyone in the lobby on the first floor of the hotel, the young brother and sister and the rich boy, turned their heads and looked at the bully.

The other officers and soldiers and those in black robes didn't even look at it.

"This little brother, do you want to see the bottle handed down by my ancestors!"

After the lewd man finished drinking, he went straight to Su Yang, with a warm smile on his face, and handed the bottle in his hand towards Su Yang, but the corner of his eye couldn't help but reveal a hint of cunning: "This little brother has come to see the ancestral bottle in my family, you can take a look at it if you are interested!"

Looking at the lewd man next to him, Su Yang slowly put down his chopsticks, and then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth and said, "Don't look at it!"

"Oh, little brother, take a look, anyway, I don't want you to spend money, if you really like it, we can also give you a discount!"

The lewd man pleaded repeatedly.

"Don't look!" Su Yang shook his head again.

The guy in front of him is just a roadblock robber who takes his life, how can he become a dealer selling antiques.

And there is not the slightest trace of yin qi on his body, and it can't be the folk Tufuzi, those who dig people's graves.

Just now, he deliberately quoted the price of the bottle at two thousand yuan, and then when he handed it to Su Yang, he accidentally broke it and made a sum of money for himself!

"Little brother, it's really a good thing, we don't necessarily let you buy it, you can take a look, take a look!!"

As the lewd man spoke, he stuffed the bottle towards Su Yang's body again, and it seemed that it could be stuffed into Su Yang's body.

"Okay!"

Su Yang was helpless, so he stretched out his hand to pick up the bottle, but he wanted to see how this group of guys acted.

"Little brother, you're done!"

After the lewd man admonished, the bottle in his hand was handed over to Su Yang's hand.

But before Su Yang's hand touched the bottle, the lewd man flipped his palm and directly threw the bottle to the ground.

"Smack!!"

With a crisp sound, the bottle that fell to the ground was instantly shattered to pieces.

"Boom!!"

Suddenly, the eyes of everyone in the restaurant all looked towards Su Yang.

Among them, a group of people in official uniforms and a group of people in black robes just glanced at it briefly and then turned their heads away and stopped asking.

And the young brother and sister and the rich son looked at Su Yang with a look of interest.

The other two accomplices of the bully quickly stood up from their chairs, and the three of them formed an encirclement formation, surrounding Su Yang in the middle.

"Oops, oops...... Oh my darling!!"

In the next second, I saw the obscene-looking bully who instantly threw himself on the ground, looking at the bottle that had broken into pieces with an extremely painful look.

Tears fell from the corners of his eyes, and he was heartbroken, as real as he wanted to be.

Su Yang stayed quietly on the sidelines, watching the obscene-looking bully performance in front of him.

A minute later!!

The obscene-looking bully came out of the pain, slowly stood up with a fragment of a bottle in his hand, and said with tears on his face that he had just cried:

"Little brother, this is my family heirloom, why did you break it for me like this!"

"Friend, it seems that you fell it yourself, I didn't even do it!" Su Yang was not surprised, and said indifferently.

"Little brother, you can't play tricks on this kind of thing, anyway, my heirloom will make you die and break.

As you just heard, this bottle is worth 2,000 yuan, and I'm going to sell it for 2,000 yuan.

If you can't get 2,000 oceans today, don't even think about walking out of this gate. "

The obscene-looking man looked at Su Yang in front of him with a fierce look and spoke.

"Whew!!"

Behind him, the other two bullies, holding daggers in both hands, rubbed against each other, making a piercing sound, revealing their fierce faces.