Zombieland: I own a coffin shop

The tomb was bought by the old lady Ren at a great price, so the feng shui is very good, and you can see the mountains in the distance from here!

Located on the top of a green mountain, the water and grass are abundant, and the wild fruits and flowers are fragrant all over the mountain!!

The maids and the family have already placed all the melons and fruits for Taiwan, and the incense candles are lit!

"Cousin Tingting, are you hungry?"

Captain Ah Wei held a basket in his hand and walked in front of Ren Tingting, with a sly smile on his face.

Seeing that it was Ah Wei, Ren Tingting's face couldn't help but flash a hint of annoyance and said, "I'm not hungry!"

Immediately, a great god's gaze wandered, searching around!

"Okay, well, don't eat if you're not hungry!"

Captain Ah Wei hurriedly handed the basket in his hand to his subordinates, and then said, "Cousin Tingting, what are you looking for?"

"Looking for Su Gongzi!"

After Ren Tingting finished speaking, she immediately found Su Yang's trace in the crowd, and a smile immediately appeared on her face, and then she ran towards Su Yang.

"Cousin Tingting......!!"

Captain Ah Wei on the side wanted to stop his goddess Tingting, but Ren Tingting had already run to Su Yang's side, that intimate look, Captain Ah Wei felt a heart-piercing pain again!!

Several security guards behind him almost couldn't help laughing out loud when they looked at Captain Ah Wei's embarrassed face.

The captain is so miserable!!

Your own goddess is someone else's licking dog!!

"Humph!!"

Ah Wei snorted coldly, quickly adjusted his mentality, and continued to walk cheekily in the direction of Su Yang and Ren Tingting.

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"Heaven and earth yin and yang, yin and yang everything, the five elements rotate, borrowing the pupil is as urgent as the law!!"

In the dimly lit room, I saw the old man with his body hunched, chanting a spell in his mouth, and holding a talisman in his hand and sticking it to his eyes.

He took out another talisman and stuck it on the dead crow on the table!

In the end, the handprint reversed, and pointed at a bowl of crow blood next to him, only to see that the bright red crow blood burned a terrifying green flame in this dim room!!

The old man brought the bowl with the blood of the crow, and the green flame was still burning on the surface, and drank it directly.

"Gollum!!"

The green flame was drunk by Su Yang along with the blood of the crow, and he saw that in the dim room, a wisp of green flame burned above the old man's head!

The old man slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw in front of him was no longer a dim room and incense offerings, but the place where the old man moved his grave.

The sight of a crow in the treetops in the distance was all in the eyes of the old man.

"Truly...... Here it begins, here it begins...... It's finally started!!"

Looking at the scene where the offering table had been arranged, the old man couldn't help but let out a weird and grotesque laugh.

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Everything was ready on the altar, and Uncle Nine was the first to walk up with incense, bowed to the grave in front of him, and then said, "Everyone must worship sincerely!"

After inserting the lit incense candle, I stepped aside!

Immediately, Master Ren and others behind him also followed, one person with three pillars of incense, and after worshipping, the incense candle was inserted into the incense altar in front of him!

Master Ren walked to Lin Jiu's side and said, "Uncle Jiu, those who watched feng shui back then said that this tomb is difficult to find, and it is a good hole!"

"Yes, this hole is called the Dragonfly Point Water Hole, the hole is three feet long and only four feet long!

It is only three feet wide, so the coffin cannot be buried flat, and it must be hidden!"

Lin Jiu opened his mouth to explain.

"Amazing, Uncle Nine!"

Master Ren on the side immediately gave Lin Jiu a thumbs up.

"Fazang, master, what is Fazang?" Wencai on the side asked with a puzzled expression, "Is it a French-style funeral?"

"Smack!"

In the next second, Lin Jiu looked like he hated iron but not steel, stretched out his hand and slapped Wen Cai's head fiercely: "I told you to learn every day, now you know that you are embarrassed!"

"Uncle Nine, it's all ready, can you dig it?"

At this moment, a strong man walked over, still holding a hoe in his hand, and asked.

"Well, that's fine!"

Lin Jiu looked at the sky, then nodded and said, "Be careful when digging for a while, don't destroy the coffin!"

"Okay Uncle Nine!"

Several strong men nodded, then stepped forward and kicked the tombstone down, and began to dig it with shovels.

Lin Jiu stood Qiusheng Wencai on one side, Su Yang on the other, and on the other side of Su Yang was Ren Tingting who was snuggled up to him, and then Master Ren.

As for Ah Wei, he was squeezed to the outermost periphery, looking unhappy, but there was nothing he could do.

"Master, what exactly is a legal burial?"

Qiusheng on the side was also a little puzzled, and immediately asked.

"Hmph, useless thing, ask your junior brother to go!" Lin Jiu looked at Qiusheng with an unhappy expression.

I secretly said in my heart, what kind of apprentices are I receiving!

I usually know how to play, but when it comes to business, I don't understand the fart, how can such a disciple be able to hold up the beam in the future!

"Senior brother, what is a legal burial?"

Qiusheng looked helpless, so he had to ask Su Yangdao on the side.

In an instant, the eyes of several people at the scene all looked towards Su Yang, and Su Yang said with a faint smile on his face: "There are two ways to bury people!"

One is our simplest and most common method, called flat burial!

There are mountains and rivers that meet, and the cave field lives in the water, and the air is permeable at four o'clock.

If the soil is cultivated, the qi will float and scatter, so the flat method is used.

And behold the water as a stone wall, and cover the wall with large stone slabs, and make a gap in front of it, so that the water may still flow out.

Put it on the coffin stone slab, build the soil into a grave, and immediately urge the wealthy.

This is Heizo, the most common!

The other is for the funeral!

The law is buried in it, and Yongji is not murderous.

Heavy mountains and mountains, the dragons and veins are gathered, and the special dragons should be eliminated first.

Some large dragons are particularly small, and some small dragons are particularly large, and these particularly deformed dragon veins cannot be used as burial grounds.

The ridge dragon asks to rise above the ground, and the branch dragon asks to lie underground.

This hole is a dragonfly point water hole, which means that dragonfly points to water, taking both ends into account, hoping that future generations will have good luck and smooth sailing, so it must be buried!

In this kind of burial, we must pay attention to the fact that the top of the coffin must be covered with loess, and other materials such as cement cannot be used, otherwise it will become a ruined hole.

To put it simply, it is to bury the coffin upright, but there are some sayings for this erection burial, if this is really said, it will not be clear for a while!

You remember that the Dharma burial is just a burial erection!"

"Well, that's good!"

Seeing that Su Yang answered so fluently, Lin Jiu couldn't help but nod secretly, very satisfied with Su Yang.

Ren Tingting looked at the answer, and admired Su Yang even more, such a man is so handsome!

"Wow, I see!"

Qiusheng and Wencai had expressions of sudden realization, and then said: "It's still a powerful junior brother, I even know all this." "

"Hmph, it's not that you two guys don't usually learn and don't know how to do it?"

Uncle Nine looked at the two apprentices, only to feel a burst of anger, and stretched out his hand and slapped the back of the two apprentices' heads.

Immediately, Qiusheng and Wencai were silent, and they didn't dare to speak again to anger the master!

And Lin Jiu looked at Master Ren and said, "Master Ren, is what my nephew said right?"

Master Ren nodded and said, "Well, yes, that feng shui gentleman said, the ancestors are buried vertically, and the descendants must be great!"

"Oh, what about the spirit?" Lin Jiu continued to ask.

"Huh!!"

Suddenly, Master Ren's face couldn't help but show a hint of embarrassment and said: "In the past twenty years, our Ren family's business has been getting worse and worse, I don't know why!"

"Master Ren, I see that Mr. Feng Shui has a grudge against your family!!" Lin Jiu thought about it for a while and said.

"Hatred?"

Master Ren said with a hint of doubt on his face: "Won't it?"

"Master Ren, did Old Lady Ren have any holiday with that feng shui gentleman before?"

Lin Jiu asked.

"This ......!!"

Hearing this, Master Ren showed a trace of entanglement, but he felt that it was better to tell the matter, so he replied: "Actually, I don't hide it from Uncle Jiu, this land originally belonged to Mr. Feng Shui."

My father knew that this was a good hole, so he paid for him!!"