"You two are putting a plum blossom incense array on the grave of the old lady in ......office."
Before going back, Uncle Jiu personally told Wen Cai and Qiusheng to set up a plum blossom incense array on the grave of the old lady Ren, and when the time came, he went back to tell him the burning situation, and at the same time told the two of them to put incense on every grave in the vicinity to show respect.
Lu Chen returned to Yizhuang with Uncle Jiu.
After setting up an offering table in the morgue and sending the workers away, the two looked around the coffin.
"Uncle Jiu, this corpse is filled with corpse qi, maybe the corpse has been deceived in the past two days. "
Lu Chen pondered for a while, and then reminded, "In my opinion, glutinous rice should be sprinkled around the coffin to block the corpse qi and delay the time of defrauding the corpse." "
"You're right, the old lady Ren has been blocked in the dragonfly water hole for 20 years, he can't live in life, he can't die in death, he is full of resentment, and now he sees the light of day again, and he is exposed to anger, but he is afraid that the corpse will change in a few days. "
Uncle Nine sighed lightly, under normal circumstances, their Taoist priests would directly incinerate the corpse when they encountered this kind of thing, and it would be a hundred.
However, the identity of Old Lady Ren is not simple.
The Ren family is the soil emperor of Renjia Town, and he accepted the commission of the Ren family.
So unless he had to, he didn't dare to burn the corpse.
Otherwise, if the Ren family is to blame, it will be difficult for the three of them to master and apprentice.
If you don't mention your reputation, you may not be able to get along in Renjia Town.
"You have to think of a way to ......".
Uncle Nine frowned, thinking about the best of both worlds.
"Master, Master, something is wrong......
."
When Lu Chen and Uncle Jiu were discussing how to prevent Old Lady Ren from defrauding the corpse, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng suddenly ran back in a hurry.
"What's going on!?".
Uncle Nine frowned and looked at the two of them who were panting heavily, Wen Cai handed over a handful of residual incense, wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said, "Master, see if there is a problem with this incense burning!?"
Uncle Nine took the residual incense, glanced at the burning situation, and suddenly his face changed, "Two short and one long!?" He frowned, and his expression became more and more solemn.
"Master, how could this incense burn like this?"
"That's right, how can there be two short and one long incense, this looks like a problem. "
Wencai and Qiusheng discussed one word at a time.
Uncle Nine watched the two of them discuss for a long time and couldn't come up with a reason, his face suddenly turned dark, and he scolded: "If you two don't understand, shut up for me." "
The two of them shrank their necks and closed their mouths very interestingly.
According to their previous experience, they should not talk much at this time, otherwise they will be beaten.
Seeing that the two of them obediently shut up, Uncle Nine didn't say anything more, turned his head to look at Lu Chen, and said expectantly: "Lu Chen, you can tell me what the situation is with this incense." "
Lu Chen looked at the condition of the residual incense, and after a little thought, he replied: "This is the life-urging incense recorded in the incense spectrum, and the person who produces this incense at home will inevitably encounter a life and death crisis in a short period of time." "
"This is a warning from heaven. "
When Uncle Nine heard this, he nodded approvingly, "Lu Chen, you are right, people are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long, but the incense on the grave of the old lady is burned like this." "
As he spoke, he slapped Kaiwencai's hand to steal the tribute, and after glaring at this unsuccessful disciple, he continued: "If this incense comes out of the family, someone will definitely mourn." "
Wen Cai licked his fingers and asked curiously, "Is it Master Ren's house!?"
"Is this it!?"
Looking at this disciple who couldn't understand people's words, Uncle Nine was angry.
Especially with Lu Chen as a comparison, it seems that the literary talent is very eye-catching.
He sighed secretly, unwilling to waste time on Wencai.
"Isn't that Tingting dangerous!?"
Hearing that something would happen to the Ren family, Wen Cai and Qiusheng glanced at each other, their faces suddenly changed slightly, and they hurriedly asked Uncle Nine for help, "Master, you want to find a way to save Master Ren and them." "
In their opinion, Master Ren can die, but Ren Tingting can't die!
That's the girl they have their eye on, and they fantasize about marrying her one day!
"I've already discussed it with Lu Chen. "
Uncle Nine put his hands behind his back and nodded, "Because Old Lady Ren has been stuffed in the tomb for a long time, his whole body is full of resentment, so he will not be corrupted for twenty years, and if he is not handled properly, he will cheat the corpse on the spot." "
"Corpse!?".
Wencai and Qiusheng looked at each other, and they all curiously pushed open the coffin lid to see the situation, and the next second, they exclaimed: "Wow, Master, the old lady Ren is blessed." "
"What!?".
Uncle Nine was surprised and quickly stepped forward to check, and found that Old Lady Ren not only had long hair, but also had unusually long and sharp fingernails.
Lu Chen glanced at it, frowned, and said, "Uncle Jiu, Old Lady Ren is about to become a corpse." "
This situation is close to the corpse transformation.
"I didn't expect it to be so soon. "
Uncle Jiu's expression was solemn, and he asked Wen Cai and Qiusheng to quickly close the coffin lid, so as not to let Old Lady Ren contact too much popularity and speed up the corpse transformation.
He wrinkled his brows and ordered, "Wencai, Qiusheng, prepare paper, pen, ink, sword!!".
"Ahh
Wencai and Qiusheng were stunned, what are these things?
The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he said with hatred: "Yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword!!" This basic common sense is still used by him to popularize science, and his two disciples are considered to be wasted.
It's better to find another successor as soon as possible!
Thinking like this, he set his eyes on Lu Chen, and said with a pleasant face: "Lu Chen, do you know why you need to prepare paper, pen, ink and swords?"
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng looked at the master who had changed faces, and suddenly exclaimed in their hearts, and muttered in a low voice, "I didn't expect that Master still has two faces." "
"What are you two muttering?".
Uncle Nine looked at the two of them sensitively like a bloodhound, his eyes were majestic and very oppressive.
Qiusheng decisively betrayed Wencai, "Master, Wencai said that you are a two-skinned face. "
Uncle Jiu's face darkened, and he looked at Wen Cai with an unkind gaze, "Wen Cai, what do you say Master is!?"
"Master, I'll go get the paper, pen, ink, sword. "
Wen Cai's heart trembled, and he slipped away without saying a word.
Lu Chen looked at this scene and laughed in his heart, these two fools really never let Uncle Nine worry.
Looking at Wencai who was crawling and rolling, Uncle Nine shook his head and sighed, and didn't say anything more, he didn't have much expectations for Wencai, just be a man who could do his duty.
"Master, I've got all the things. "
Simply, the literary talent is quite neat, which makes Uncle Nine feel a little relieved, and he is finally not good at nothing.
"Lu Chen, tell me what is my intention in preparing the paper, pen, ink and sword?"
Uncle Nine looked at the prepared things and repeated the question to Lu Chen.
Lu Chen already had the answer in his belly, and he chuckled: "The paper, pen, ink, and sword hide the way of the five elements, yellow paper is earth, red pen is fire, black ink is water, kitchen knife is gold, and wooden sword is wood." "
"Uncle Jiu, if what I expected is not bad, you should want to use the essence of the five elements to suppress the coffin and prevent the old lady Ren from jumping out. "
Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed: "Lu Chen, your Dao knowledge is very solid, and what you said is not bad. Then, he glared at Wen Caiqiu and the two of them with hatred, "You two look at Lu Chen, and learn by heart." "
The two of them laughed and complained to themselves, if they could learn, they would have gone to the provincial capital to study at the university long ago, why did they stay in Yizhuang Private School to repeat the grade, and nest in Renjia Town, a novice village.
Lu Chen shook his head and smiled, with the personalities of these two goods, it was impossible to calm down and study, otherwise it would not be clear even the basic common sense after so many years.
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