Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

What's done is done.

“Alright, let's wash together then.”

With an air of facing death, she strode towards the bathtub, covering her eyes with both hands, and leaped in with a magnificent, faith-like pose.

“Splash!”

Water splashed.

Only after entering the water did Futaba Rio realize.

She seemed… to not be sitting on the bottom of the bathtub.

She moved her fair little hands away from her eyes and peeked cautiously.

Only the snow-white wall was in front of her.

“Eh…”

Futaba Rio was stunned.

After a few seconds, she realized her situation.

“Eh!? ”

Along with Futaba Rio’s exclamation, came Yozora's serious, slightly shocked tone.

“I didn't expect you to choose such a pose; it truly surprises me.”

Usually, when a man and woman bathe together in a bathtub, there are two positions.

The first, and most common, is:

Sitting opposite each other.

And the second…

Is the girl sitting in the boy's lap.

Futaba Rio choosing this pose, which usually only appears in H-anime, really stumped Yozora.

Very good pose.

Makes my two heads spin.

“Hey, hey, hey.”

Just as Futaba Rio felt at a loss and her mind went blank, a cold female voice suddenly rang out in the bathroom.

She turned her head to look and found the Bone Woman wearing a kimono, standing outside the curtain with an impatient expression.

“Eh… Why are you…”

“Stop talking nonsense.”

The Bone Woman directly interrupted Futaba Rio's words, her tone firm.

“It's already progressed to this point, what are you still hesitating about?”

“You originally wanted to be bolder, right?”

“Needing others and being needed by others aren't shameful things. I don't even know what to say to you; you're such a troublesome kid.”

Futaba Rio was dumbfounded.

“And you.”

The Bone Woman didn't stop there but turned her gaze to Yozora.

She extended her right hand, which was only bare bones, and waved her index finger nimbly in the air, her tone implying disappointment.

“You know she's an extremely awkward person; can't you just force her? Can't you be a little more rough and direct? Actually, she's long been wanting to be with you…”

“Stop, stop, stop!”

Seeing the Bone Woman saying more and more outrageous things, Futaba Rio hurriedly spoke to stop her.

At that moment, she had the exact same thought as Yotsuya Miko back then.

Why does my soul's manifestation have such a big mouth?

However, the Bone Woman usually doesn't talk much.

Facing Futaba Rio's orders, she usually only answers with short words like, “Yeah,” “Okay,” “Sure.”

Today, she directly said such a long paragraph, which also proves that the Bone Woman really couldn't stand Futaba Rio's tangled and awkward personality.

If you want to do it, then do it.

Life is just a headlong rush forward!

In the instant the Bone Woman gradually disappeared, Futaba Rio finally made up her mind and made the boldest move of her life.

She first stood up, then turned one hundred and eighty degrees, and sat down again in a face-to-face position.

This time, Futaba Rio could clearly see Yozora's face.

She slowly leaned forward.

Lips met, temples rubbed.

“Mmm…”

Futaba Rio let out a soft moan, retreated slightly, and breathed in the air with a flushed face.

A layer of misty water appeared in her eyes, and she bit her lower lip lightly, whispering.

“What… should I do next? I don't really understand.”

“Let's go to the room.”

Although Yozora also wanted to play some tricks.

But unlocking more ways to play was something for the future.

The first time should still be in the room.

… …

The next morning.

Looking at Futaba Rio, who was sleeping soundly with disheveled hair, Yozora didn't choose to wake her up but tiptoed out of bed.

After this night of fighting, he had discovered something.

Futaba Rio is a hidden carnivore.

Even towards the end, her legs were so tired that they started to tremble, and she became absent-minded, but she still didn't escape the battle, persisting until the very last time, directly falling asleep.

Truly a worthy opponent to respect.

It's just a pity that he was even better.

Just as he finished changing his clothes and came to the living room, Yozora heard his cell phone ring.

Taking out his phone, he found that it was Yagami Light calling.

“Hello.”

Yagami Light's voice still carried his usual smile.

“Yozora-kun, have you been doing well lately?”

Yozora's answer was simple and unadorned.

“Not bad. I experienced a lot of things yesterday and I'm a little tired. How about you?”

Yagami Light sighed lightly.

“I've been a little tired lately too, after all, school has started.”

After some polite greetings, there was a brief silence.

After a few seconds, Yagami Light smiled and asked.

“By the way, I just arrived in Kyoto City. Do you want to come out and meet?”

“Sure.”

“Then let's find a coffee shop. I'll send you the address.”

… …

After telling Futaba Rio, Yozora went out.

He knew that Yagami Light suddenly coming to Kyoto City again definitely wasn't to chat idly with him.

Inviting him to meet was probably because there were some things that were inconvenient to say over the phone.

After arriving at the agreed location, Yozora saw that there were only a few scattered tables of guests in the entire coffee shop.

Although today was Saturday, it was only 8:30 in the morning, so it was normal for there to be fewer customers.

“Yozora-kun, over here.”

As Yozora walked towards him, Yagami Light first stood up and waved with a smile.

After Yozora walked to the table and sat down, he also sat down, his etiquette completely impeccable.

“What would you like to drink?”

Yozora, who was looking down at the menu on the table, had already started to feel helpless when he heard this very familiar voice.

He looked up and met the eyes of a girl with pale blue hair wearing an employee uniform and a hat.

“It's you again.”

Kawasaki Saki was also stunned for a moment, then said unhappily.

“I was going to ask, why is it you again? Are you stalking me?”

“Please don't be narcissistic, Kawasaki-san. Someone else invited me here.”

Seeing the scene in front of him, Yagami Light still maintained his smile, but a hint of curiosity flashed in his eyes.

“Yozora-kun, is this… your girlfriend?”

“Don't misunderstand.”

Yozora waved his hand.

“Just a classmate.”

“I see.”

Yagami Light nodded noncommittally, looked at Kawasaki Saki standing there, and maintained a polite smile.

“A high school student starting work on a Saturday morning, that's really hard.”

To Yagami Light's surprise, Kawasaki Saki frowned slightly when she heard this and replied coldly.

“What's it to you?”

Then, Kawasaki Saki looked towards Yozora.

“Have you decided what you want to order?”

“Just the most common coffee.”

“Okay.”

… …

After Kawasaki Saki turned and left, Yagami Light said with a complicated expression.

“Um… Yozora-kun, your classmate… is really unique.”

Yozora waved his hand indifferently and smiled.

“Ha, she has this attitude towards everyone, it's normal.”

“I think her attitude towards you seems quite normal.”

“Of course, I'm better looking than you.”