Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

“My appearance is so outstanding, it's only natural for you to have impure thoughts. There's nothing wrong with that.”

Amano Haruna: "...You're really narcissistic..."

Ye Xing replied with a smile.

“I don't have any other strengths, my main selling point is honesty. My appearance is outstanding, just like Amano-san is very cute. It's just a simple fact.”

“Eh...?”

Faced with Ye Xing's sudden, direct attack amidst his narcissistic words, Amano Haruna was first stunned, then her face flushed slightly, and she whispered.

“I... cute?”

She cautiously stole a glance at Ye Xing's face, not knowing why she felt a bit like she was sulking, muttering softly.

“You have Mai-senpai, Yukinoshita-san, Kitagawa-san, so many beautiful girls around you... and you still think I'm cute? I just don't believe it.”

“That makes no sense at all.”

“Why doesn't it make sense?”

“Mai, Yukino, Kitagawa-san, including all the members of the Supernatural Club, no matter how beautiful they are, it doesn't conflict with me thinking you're cute.”

Amano Haruna's lips parted slightly, and she was about to retort, but after thinking about it carefully...

It seemed like that was really the case?

No matter how beautiful the other members were, it didn't prevent Ye Xing from praising her appearance.

But... cute?

This word made Amano Haruna feel a little uneasy. After a few seconds of silence, she couldn't help but ask.

“Then... do you like cute types?”

“Hey, look at what you're saying, you still don't understand me.”

Ye Xing spoke righteously, beginning his output.

“As the God of Harems, I don't have the saying that I only like one type. As long as they're good-looking, I like them all.”

Hearing this blatant harem declaration, Amano Haruna didn't know whether she should be happy that Ye Xing liked her type, or speechless at this guy's abstractness and philandering.

She could only sigh helplessly, giving the same accurate evaluation that many girls with a deep understanding of Ye Xing's personality, such as Futaba Rio, Yotsuya Miko, and Sakurajima Mai, had given before.

“As expected of you.”

Ye Xing looked down at his hand holding Amano Haruna's, then looked out the window again.

The summer night was extremely quiet, with only a slightly cool breeze blowing in from the cracks in the window.

“It seems that just doing this much is not enough.”

Amano Haruna also realized this.

Just holding hands probably wouldn't be enough to make the evil god hiding behind the scenes feel the risk of his chosen sacrifice being taken away.

That is to say...

They had to continue.

Do something... more intimate.

“Um...”

Amano Haruna took a deep breath, gathering all her courage.

“Let me do it.”

Ye Xing came to Itomori Town for her sake and was even willing to oppose a god.

Since he had already gone this far, how could she be shy and hesitant, stopping here because of her inner shyness and nervousness?

Amano Haruna took another deep breath, her eyes revealing a determined look. She tiptoed, slowly closed her eyes, and her delicate lips trembled slightly, gently placing a kiss on Ye Xing's cheek.

After a brief contact of less than two seconds, Amano Haruna blushed and pulled her lips back, asking cautiously.

“How is it, is it effective?”

To Amano Haruna's surprise, when she opened her eyes, she saw Ye Xing's speechless expression.

“No... you need to prepare for so long just to kiss a cheek? Just a cheek kiss, you got me all fired up, I thought it was going to be something big.”

Amano Haruna felt a little embarrassed, asking cautiously.

“This... isn't enough?”

“Do you think that evil god is an idiot? He's been around for hundreds of years, he'd rush out just from a cheek kiss? That's too ridiculous.”

“Y-yeah, I guess...”

Amano Haruna replied, then buried her head a little lower, not wanting Ye Xing to see the redness on her face at this time, saying in a voice as soft as a mosquito's hum.

“Then... then... do... do we need to kiss?”

“Kissing...”

Ye Xing nodded noncommittally, smiling.

“Although I want you to kiss me, it's not the lips I'm aiming for, but trying one by one won't hurt.”

Amano Haruna was puzzled when she heard this.

Kissing... isn't it just kissing the cheeks and lips?

What other places can you kiss?

The back of the hand?

Isn't that less intimate than kissing the cheek, and even less likely to lure out the evil god hiding in the dark?

Amano Haruna didn't understand.

She just nodded obediently, and before tiptoeing, she seemed to remember something, pretending to be nonchalant, but deliberately emphasized.

“Um... it's my first time... kissing.”

Ye Xing nodded, sincerely.

“Me too.”

“R-really?”

Although Amano Haruna didn't quite believe that Ye Xing's first kiss was still intact.

But at this time, she would rather believe that the other party, like herself, was doing such an intimate act for the first time.

In order to save the world, eliminate the evil god, and restore the weather in Sakura Province to normal, Amano Haruna and Ye Xing's lips slowly touched each other.

At first, it was just a light touch.

But after a few seconds, when Amano Haruna slightly opened her lips, wanting to catch her breath, she was met with a skillful invasion.

Her tightly closed eyes first opened, revealing a look of disbelief, and her hands pushed Ye Xing's chest with slight force.

However, after another seven or eight seconds, Amano Haruna's eyes became blurred, a layer of mist appearing in her eyes, and a pink color appeared on her fair neck.

The originally slightly pushing white and tender hands unknowingly turned into a posture of hugging Ye Xing's back, and she occasionally made slight gasps.

“Mmm...”

While kissing, Amano Haruna felt that her body, without her even realizing it, had already lay down on the soft floor.

After a long, deep kiss, their lips parted.

“Huff... huff...”

Whether it was because the kiss lasted too long, or because it was her first kiss, and she was nervous and shy, Amano Haruna's face flushed, and her breathing became much more noticeable.

She looked at Ye Xing, who was supporting himself on the floor, looking down at her with an superior position. She didn't dare to look directly into his eyes, but could only turn her face away, pursed her lips, and whispered.

“You... since it's your first time kissing... why... why are you so skilled...”

Ye Xing's answer was as abstract as ever.

“Because I like to eat Star Cups, without using a spoon.”

“Star Cup... what is that?”

“You don't need to know that. Anyway, I'm treating you like a Star Cup now.”

As the words fell, before Amano Haruna could continue to ask, Ye Xing continued his offensive.

Lying on the floor in this position, the two's bodies could be said to be tightly pressed together.

Amano Haruna's arms wrapped around Ye Xing's neck, and at the same time, a strange feeling arose in her body, one she had never had before, as if she was looking forward to something, causing her legs to involuntarily close and rub together.

“Snap.”

Hearing this crisp sound, and feeling the relief from a certain part of her chest, Amano Haruna was stunned for a moment, then immediately reacted.

“N-no... no...”

Amano Haruna wanted to say these two words, but because she was kissing, she only made a slight, coquettish moan.

And the strongest exorcist in Kyoto City, the greatest God of Harems in history, the veteran ero-game shooter, Ye Xing, knew one truth.

The current situation was somewhat similar to exorcism.

In battle, you must use all available weapons to gain an overwhelming advantage before the opponent can react.

And Amano Haruna, who had fallen into a disadvantage, didn't realize until one of her two weaknesses was attacked that the other party had actually broken through the clothing defense and made a direct strike at the enemy general.

Before she could react, she felt Ye Xing's other hand choosing to undermine the foundation.

Even...

Directly reaching inside, directly making contact.

“Mmm...”

Outside the window, the originally calm sky suddenly began to drizzle.

Amano Haruna's body squirmed slightly, as if trying to break free, but also as if responding.

She had lost her armor and abandoned her weapons, completely without any power to resist, only the moans from her nose, a bit like crying, echoed with the sound of rain falling on the ground.

“N-no... I can't... I'm going to...”

Amano Haruna's body trembled, her whole body tensing up. After two or three seconds, she collapsed, her eyes losing their luster, only opening her lips to pant.

“Boom!”

And with Amano Haruna's first experience, a blinding lightning flashed outside the window, followed by the rain suddenly intensifying, the sound of rain constantly hitting the ground.

“Finally couldn't hold back?”

Ye Xing stood up from the bed, also pulling his hand out.

He looked at the heavy rain outside the window, revealing a smile, his eyes also carrying a smile, and said softly.

“Heh heh, you're getting anxious already? Your composure isn't very good.”

If that evil god who controlled the weather heard these words, he would probably be furious.

Composure?

Wait another two or three minutes, and the main show would probably begin!?

Wait another half an hour, and not only the main show, Amano Haruna would probably be full!?

Wait another half a day, and wouldn't it all be developed!?

He really couldn't wait any longer.

“Come out.”

As Ye Xing's words came out, two ghostly hands, one black and one pale, instantly appeared, swirling within the room.

“Stay here.”

The pale ghostly hand nodded with its middle finger, making a gesture like a human nodding in agreement.

Amano Haruna, her hair disheveled and having just used a lot of energy, saw Ye Xing walking towards the door, propped up her tired body and sat down, a look of worry on her brow, and asked with concern.

“Where... where are you going?”

“Out, to fight the enemy.”