Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

“I am Miyamizu Ichiyo, the person in charge of this Miyamizu Shrine.”

“The Divine Spirit has descended with a revelation, welcoming you two distinguished guests from afar.”

“Please come in.”

Miyamizu Ichiyo's attitude was very polite, not only because of the Divine Spirit's hint, but also because she sensed a faint aura of spiritual power from the young man and woman in front of her, who were about the same age as her granddaughter, Mitsuha.

Moreover, looking at her granddaughter Mitsuha's attitude…

It seemed that she was not meeting these two for the first time.

Miyamizu Ichiyo pondered silently in her heart, and together with Mitsuha, led Yae and Amano Hina into the house.

As soon as they sat down, before she could speak, Yae took the initiative to say.

“We were introduced by the Divine Spirit Godmother.”

“Divine Spirit Godmother?”

Hearing this familiar name, Miyamizu Ichiyo smiled, asked Mitsuha to pour two cups of hot tea for Yae and Amano Hina, and then nodded.

“So that’s how it is, how is she doing lately?”

“Not bad, soon the withered tree will meet spring, the old tree will sprout new buds, the setting sun still has afterglow, and a new romance is budding.”

“Cough cough…”

Miyamizu Ichiyo, who had just taken a sip of tea, almost choked when she heard this.

The content of these words wasn’t the problem.

The main thing was the adjectives that Yae used…

They were a little too much.

Mitsuha quickly helped her grandmother pat her back, and after she calmed down, Miyamizu Ichiyo steadied herself and continued to ask.

“Then may I ask, what can we do to help you two who have come from afar?”

Amano Hina stopped Yae, who was about to speak, looked at Miyamizu Ichiyo holding the teacup, and said with a chuckle.

“Um… why don’t you put down the teacup first?”

Miyamizu Ichiyo frowned slightly at first, then put the teacup on the table, and then shook her head with a wry smile.

“I have lived for so many years and have been a shrine maiden for so long, what haven’t I seen? You can say anything, I…”

“Okay, then I’ll be concise.”

Yae chose to go straight to the point, without any concealment.

“We want to kill a god.”

“Ah?”

Miyamizu Ichiyo’s first reaction upon hearing this sentence was to turn her head to look at her granddaughter Mitsuha, her face full of doubt.

Did she just hear wrong?

Mitsuha pursed her lips and nodded with a complicated expression.

“You heard right, he… does want to kill a god.”

Miyamizu Ichiyo was dumbfounded.

She had lived for most of her life, what hadn’t she seen?

She had never seen anything like this.

“Kill a god? Are you serious? You have to know that the reason why gods are called gods is because…”

“Stop it.”

Yae waved his hand and complained with a speechless expression.

“Saki Kawasaki was shocked before, let’s skip this repeated shocking part and directly cut to what kind of method should be used to catch that god, OK?”

Miyamizu Ichiyo took a deep breath, her face showing hesitation.

“This… I have to ask the Divine Spirit’s opinion first, before I can…”

“Grandmother.”

Miyamizu Mitsuha tugged at her grandmother’s sleeve and said cautiously.

“That… the Divine Spirit that our Miyamizu family worships… has already agreed to help.”

“What? How could you…”

Miyamizu Ichiyo’s expression changed in shock when she heard this, then she looked at her granddaughter’s expression, and after a long while, she seemed to suddenly understand, and said thoughtfully.

“So that’s how it is… It seems that you really have the talent to be a shrine maiden, and may even be the most suitable person to become a shrine maiden in the history of our Miyamizu family.”

Yae noticed that when Miyamizu Mitsuha heard this, there was not much joy in her eyes, but rather a bit of resistance and loss.

The reason is simple.

If she became a shrine maiden, she would have to stay in Itomori Town for the rest of her life.

And Mitsuha didn’t want to stay here for the rest of her life.

“So…”

Yae looked at Miyamizu Ichiyo and said with a smile.

“Is there a way to find a god’s true body?”

Miyamizu Ichiyo was silent for a long time, looking at Yae’s smiling expression, staring into his eyes, and after confirming that this young man was not joking with her, but was saying it very seriously, she replied in a deep voice.

“There is a way.”

Chapter 206: Locking Down the Three Elements of God, Kaguya Shinomiya Suffers from Adolescent Syndrome

Miyamizu Ichiyo, who had been a shrine maiden for a lifetime, was obviously still a little unaccustomed to discussing this kind of topic. After sorting out her thoughts, she slowly spoke.

“The existences called gods basically have their own domains, which you can understand as an independent space.”

“Oh, no need to understand.”

To Miyamizu Ichiyo’s surprise, Yae didn’t show any surprise at her words, but just smiled indifferently.

“I’ve already seen it with my own eyes, it really exists.”

Seen it with her own eyes?

Miyamizu Ichiyo was shocked again.

The other party had witnessed a god’s domain with her own eyes?

And, she was still alive?

Fortunately, Miyamizu Ichiyo was a shrine maiden, and knew that the young man sitting opposite her was someone who had been recognized by the god who had been served by the Miyamizu family for generations.

Otherwise, she would only think that the other party was talking nonsense.

“Since you’ve seen it… then it’s easier to explain.”

Miyamizu Ichiyo paused, then continued to explain.

“No matter which legend or story, existences like gods cannot interfere too much with the mortal world, which is the world we humans live in.”

“A god’s true body lives in a space completely different from the mortal world. Usually, humans cannot enter, and gods cannot come out.”

“That’s why there needs to be shrine maidens and priests, people who can understand the god’s revelations, to convey the god’s will.”

“And if, according to what you said, you want to kill a god, not to mention whether humans can kill a god, if you want to find a god’s true body, you must enter the other party’s domain.”

“For this, you need a medium.”

Hearing this, Miyamizu Mitsuha looked at her grandmother and asked curiously.

“Like the kuchikamizake of our Miyamizu family?”

Miyamizu Ichiyo smiled and nodded.

“That’s right, like the kuchikamizake of our Miyamizu family, and the rope knots that I usually weave with you and Yotsuba using red threads, the so-called offerings are the bridge connecting humans and gods.”

“What about the Sunshine Girl?”

“Sunshine Girl?”

Hearing the word “Sunshine Girl” from Amano Hina, Miyamizu Ichiyo had obviously heard of the legend of the Sunshine Girl, and immediately frowned and snorted.

“This young lady, the one our Miyamizu family worships is an ancient god who has protected Itomori Town for hundreds of years. It’s completely different from that kind of thing that requires human girls to be sacrificed to the gods. Don’t confuse them.”

At the same time as the words fell, Amano Hina saw the red threads reappearing in the air, forming a dancing human figure, standing behind Miyamizu Ichiyo, cheering and shaking.

Amano Hina and Miyamizu Mitsuha looked at each other, both with speechless expressions.

Especially Miyamizu Mitsuha.

As the shrine maiden of this generation of the Miyamizu family, she now has a sense of inexplicable shame.

It’s like when you invite a bunch of friends to your house for the New Year, and then your elderly great-grandmother publicly says that she wants to perform the newly learned hand-waving.

It’s about that feeling.

“I beg you, that’s enough.”

Hearing Miyamizu Mitsuha’s words, the red threads stopped.

Miyamizu Ichiyo turned her head to look at the empty space behind her, first a little puzzled, then as if she had remembered something, her expression changed and she said.

“Mitsuha… could it be… you can communicate directly with the Divine Spirit!?”

“Um… yeah…”

Miyamizu Mitsuha hesitated for a moment, but decided not to tell her grandmother about the outrageous personality that the guardian deity of Itomori Town had shown during this period.

Her grandmother is old.

She was really afraid that her grandmother would hear that the god she had worshiped for decades was actually an abstract god who liked to be complacent like a child and loved to flatter, and couldn’t bear it and passed out.

It’s better to keep the glorious and great image of the god in her grandmother’s heart.

“There’s such a thing…”

Halfway through her words, Miyamizu Ichiyo suddenly seemed to realize something and looked at Yae and Amano Hina sitting opposite her.

“The god you said you wanted to kill, could it be… the god who controls the weather in the legend of the Sunshine Girl?”

Yae nodded.

“That’s right.”

“This…”

Miyamizu Ichiyo frowned, not knowing what to say.

Kill a god who requires humans to be sacrificed?

If it could really be done, it would indeed be a good thing.

But… can it really be done?

This had already touched the knowledge blind spot of Miyamizu Ichiyo and Miyamizu Mitsuha, this pair of grandmothers and granddaughters.

That’s right.

The Miyamizu family are shrine maidens for generations, not magical girls.

Fighting a god was simply a non-existent option in their minds before today, let alone thinking about the possibility of victory.

“Entering the realm of God is difficult, but it’s not impossible.”

Miyamizu Ichiyo said slowly as she thought.

“First of all, what is needed is something that connects with the god, which is the so-called offering.”

Yae nodded slightly and smiled.

“We already have this.”

Without him saying it clearly, Miyamizu Ichiyo and Miyamizu Mitsuha probably already guessed it.

This girl named Amano Hina…