Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"Huh? What kind of split personality? I haven't had adolescent syndrome; I'm perfectly healthy."

"Then hurry up and thank your Brother Yozora?"

"Tch, bragging."

"What about those white doorways that can cause disasters?"

Yotsuya Miko said calmly.

"We've checked the areas around Kyoto thoroughly during this period, and we haven't found any more traces of those doorways. Is it that white doorways always appear before a disaster, or that the appearance of doorways can cause disasters, but not every disaster is caused by those doorways? We can't determine which one it is."

Yozora nodded.

"Alright, then keep it up. Be careful during operations."

Futaba Rio snorted softly, turning her face away with a bit of tsundere attitude.

"That's more like human language."

Just then, the phone in Yozora's pocket suddenly rang.

He took it out and saw that it was Amano Hina calling.

"Hello, what's wrong?"

"We're at your front door, why aren't you opening it when we knock?"

"Huh?"

Yozora was stunned for a moment, then chuckled in amusement.

"Wait… you guys? You took Menma and Anjou Naruko to my house?"

"What else could I do?"

Amano Hina's voice sounded very helpless.

"It's a reunion for close friends after a long time; they want to stay together and chat tonight. Could I bear to separate them? My house is so small, how could I take Menma and Anjou-san back to live there."

"Heh heh."

The great harem god immediately saw through the little weather girl's trick.

"Saying so much, is it just that you want to come to my house yourself?"

"Yes… so what!?"

Amano Hina initially seemed a bit shy and hesitant, but the next second, she just gave up all pretense.

"You… you brought me back from that place, you have to take responsibility for me! In short, come back quickly!"

Chapter 260: Pigtail Steering Wheel, the Reverse World Tour Begins

Twenty minutes later, at Yozora's house.

"I'm back!"

Menma's bare, snow-white feet stepped on the floor, looking like she had finally relaxed. She leaped forward and sprawled onto the sofa, dangling her two pale legs, a silly, adorable smile on her face.

"Menma… she's really grown up…"

Makino Hara Shoko looked at Menma, who had grown taller and whose face had become more mature, and couldn't help but mutter to herself, her eyes full of amazement.

Good grief, I got adolescent syndrome and grew up.

I didn't expect Menma to catch up too?

"Oh, right."

Menma sat up lazily, pointed to Anjou Naruko, who was standing there, looking a bit lost, as she had never been to Yozora's house before, and said with a sweet smile.

"Let me introduce you, this is my good friend, Anjou Naruko, you can call her Anaru."

"Don't call me by that name!"

"Anaru, this is my good friend, Makino Hara Shoko, you can call her Shoko."

Anjou Naruko rubbed her forehead and sighed helplessly.

"Didn't I say… don't call me Anaru…"

Although she said that, Anjou Naruko couldn't help but reveal a hint of a smile as she looked at Menma's silly smile.

Being able to see Menma again… is really great.

"Nice to meet you, Anjou-san."

Makino Hara Shoko first greeted Anjou Naruko with a smile, then immediately ran to Yozora's side, intimately wrapping her arms around his arm, not caring about the intimate contact with a certain part of her body.

"Yozora-oniichan, can I sleep with you tonight?"

"Huh?"

Seeing Makino Hara Shoko, who was outwardly gentle and quiet, like a lady from a good family, suddenly say something so shocking, Anjou Naruko was directly dumbfounded.

Wait…

Is she this open?

"Sleep with me?"

Yozora chuckled and asked.

"Is it the verb 'sleep'?"

Makino Hara Shoko's pretty face flushed slightly, but she still opened her lips slightly and said.

"That… I'm okay with anything."

Amano Hina frowned slightly, thinking that this Makino Hara Shoko was really not an easy opponent to deal with.

Too strong, she's a bit too strong.

Her body is that of a sixteen-year-old girl, her mind is that of an eleven-year-old girl.

But the sense of oppression brought about by her proficiency in this kind of shuraba is no less than that of Yukinoshita Haruno!

Truly terrifying!

"Okay with anything?"

The smile on Yozora's face instantly disappeared, he shook his head, and said in a flat tone.

"Then that won't do. Do you know that although your body has grown, your heart disease hasn't healed yet, and you can't do strenuous exercise, otherwise you'll easily die, understand?"

Makino Hara Shoko's smile froze slightly, and she muttered softly.

"I'm not that fragile… if it's just normal exercise… it should be fine…"

Yozora patted Makino Hara Shoko's shoulder and earnestly dissuaded her.

"That's not normal at all, you can't handle it at all, give up."

"Really?"

Makino Hara Shoko looked dubious, thinking that although her body after growing up still had heart disease, it had never acted up, and she could even do things like running, and even suddenly encountering terrifying evil spirits wouldn't stimulate her to the point of getting sick.

Is so-called strenuous exercise more strenuous than running? More stimulating than facing evil spirits?

Impossible, right? He's obviously just perfunctorily dismissing me.

"I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep first. You can just find a room to sleep in on the first floor, they're all cleaned up."

Yozora waved his hand at Menma, Makino Hara Shoko, and Anjou Naruko, and then went upstairs.

While the three of them were chatting together, not paying attention to his side, Amano Hina tiptoed upstairs like a thief.

After going upstairs, she breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Yozora standing there, and complained in a low voice.

"Really… it's too difficult to be alone with you. I even miss being above those clouds, at least at that time, there were only the two of us."

Yozora smiled and added.

"Don't forget, there's also a big whale."

Amano Hina sighed slightly.

"That's still better than now."

"Didn't you bring Makino Hara Shoko, Menma, and Anjou here yourself?"

Amano Hina shook her head helplessly.

"What else could I do? They're good friends, they wanted to find a place to get together. This is a true farewell to life and death, could I not bring them here?"

Yozora also looked speechless.

"Is there a possibility that you could take them to Futaba Rio's or Sakurajima Mai's house?"

Amano Hina was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized.

"Eh? That's right, Mai-senpai and Rio also live alone, and their houses are also very big, how didn't I think of that?"

However, Amano Hina then shook her head, with a complicated expression.

"But thinking about it carefully, entrusting Menma, Shoko-imouto, and Anjou-san to them to take care of, while I myself… forget it, it's too sinful, let Mai-senpai rest too, after all, it's always been her and Hachishaku who have been taking care of Menma and Shoko."

Yozora didn't know how to comment.

Indeed, with Amano Hina's personality, it's hard to imagine her doing something like throwing three burdens to Futaba Rio or Sakurajima Mai, while she herself directly raided the main camp, such a home-stealing behavior.

Rather, most of the members of the Super-natural Society can't do that kind of thing.

But if it were Haruno… she probably couldn't do it either.

According to her style, she should have a friendly smile, throw the three burdens to Sakurajima Mai, and then say without concealment that she was coming to find him.

The main thing is a blatant provocation.

"Want to sleep together?"

"Eh?"

Hearing this, Amano Hina was stunned for a moment, then her face suddenly turned red, and she said shyly.

"This… I haven't done this kind of thing before… but… but, will there be sounds?"

Yozora smiled slightly, looking like he had expected this.

"The walls of the master bedroom on the second floor have professional soundproofing cotton, the kind specially prepared for musical instrument performance, there will definitely be no sound!"

Hearing this, Amano Hina couldn't help but be happy for a moment, then she realized, puffed up her cheeks, and looked a bit angry and jealous.

"You've even considered this, you guy… what exactly are you…"

"I'm a virgin, I haven't even held a girl's hand, my first kiss is still there."

"The lies you tell are too outrageous, right? I really admire you for being able to say such things without changing your expression."

"How can this be called lying?"

Yozora took out his phone and glanced at the time.

"It's 10:17 PM now, so the me in this moment is the limited edition me at 10:17 PM on Friday night. Even the me at the same time last Friday had a completely different physical condition from the me now, so it can be said that we're not the same person at all."

"Since the difference is so great that we can say we're not the same person, then what does what he did have to do with me now?"

"As the philosophical question goes, if all the planks of a ship have been replaced during its voyage at sea, can it still be considered the same ship as when it set sail?"

"Like the ship, my body has been refreshed, so the me now is a completely clean slate."

"Furthermore, as long as enough qualifiers are added, isn't every time the first time?"

Yozora's long speech directly stunned Amano Hina.

At first glance, it seems to make sense.

Thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem to make any sense.

In summary, there are only four words.

What twisted logic.

"However…"

Yozora looked puzzled.