Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

"Heh heh, as expected of Sobu High, truly a place where talents emerge. It's just a pity that I couldn't personally meet that Ye Xing student this time. I've heard so much about him."

"Not meeting him is nothing to regret."

Yukino Yukinoshita glanced at the representatives from Private Toyonosaki Academy and said indifferently.

"If it weren't for me and Mai-senpai welcoming you today, and it was him responsible, he would have just moved a chair, sat at the entrance of the school building, and let you in yourselves. He'd probably even play a suona tune to welcome you."

"Suona... This..."

Upon hearing this, the teacher didn't know how to respond and could only look at Kirisu Mafuyu, smiling awkwardly.

"Your... Your school's students... are truly... multi-talented."

...

On the other side, at the entrance of Private Toyonosaki Academy.

Several teachers, including the grade director and the principal, led the student representatives and stood at the school gate early to welcome them.

Among the students, a girl with a white headband and black hair and red eyes stood out.

She was very tall, but also possessed a voluptuous figure. Her long legs, encased in a black, semi-sheer bodysuit and pantyhose, had beautiful curves and were not lacking in sensuality. Her beauty was so outstanding that just standing there seemed to attract everyone's attention.

"I say..."

A look of dissatisfaction appeared in the girl's eyes.

"How much longer do we have to wait?"

The principal wiped the sweat from his forehead, forcing a smile.

"Soon, it'll definitely be soon. Perhaps there's traffic on the road. I apologize, Kasumigaoka-san, for making you stand outside for so long."

"I hope it's soon."

This beautiful girl with black hair and red eyes is none other than Kasumigaoka Utaha, who is as famous as Eriri Spencer Sawamura and is known as one of the two great beauties of Private Toyonosaki Academy. She is currently a second-year high school student.

Kasumigaoka Utaha is not only outstanding in appearance, but her talents are also first-class. Since entering the school, she has consistently maintained the top rank in the grade, and no one has ever been able to shake her position.

Furthermore, she also undertakes the responsibility of writing scripts for the drama club and possesses extremely outstanding literary talent.

Private Toyonosaki Academy's original idea was to have Kasumigaoka Utaha as the student representative to go to Sobu High for exchange.

Compared to Eriri Spencer Sawamura, who has average grades and only excels in drawing, Kasumigaoka Utaha, the model student in the traditional sense, is obviously a more suitable candidate.

However...

Although Kasumigaoka Utaha's appearance is gentle, in reality, she is someone who speaks without restraint and can even be described as sharp-tongued.

And the most important point.

Kasumigaoka Utaha does not accept the legendary genius student of Sobu High.

Think about it.

In Kasumigaoka Utaha's eyes, she has always been a genius occupying the top spot in the grade. Even if the so-called genius from Sobu High who achieved first place in the joint examination defeated the first-year students from Shuchiin Academy in the joint examination, how much stronger could he be than her?

Exchange what?

What's there to exchange?

Who is more outstanding is not yet certain.

It was precisely because of this attitude that the school did not dare to let Kasumigaoka Utaha be the student representative. Fortunately, Eriri Spencer Sawamura's personality was much better, and she also volunteered, so Eriri Spencer Sawamura was sent directly.

Just then, the teachers and students standing at the school gate suddenly heard a loud voice coming from afar.

Everyone turned their heads and saw an astonishing scene that they would never forget in their lives.

A cool red sports car had its passenger-side window rolled down, and a mysterious musical instrument was protruding from it, which was the source of the loud sound.

"Doo doo doo doo"

Chapter 270: The Overwhelming Presence of Sobu High's Great Demon King, Touma's Dimensional Strike on Eriri

Amidst the astonished gazes of the people from Private Toyonosaki Academy, the red sports car, accompanied by the loud suona sound and the ear-piercing sound of tires rubbing against the ground, stopped in front of them with an extremely cool drift.

"Hello everyone."

The musical instrument inside the car window was retracted, and the car door slowly opened. Ye Xing, wearing black casual clothes and a smile on his face, stepped out of the car, waved to the dumbfounded people from Private Toyonosaki Academy, greeted them, and then uttered surprising words.

"I'm here to inspect."

"Inspect..."

Hearing this word, not only Kasumigaoka Utaha but also the others from Private Toyonosaki Academy felt an indescribable feeling.

Isn't the word 'inspect' usually used when superiors treat subordinates?

"You must be Ye Xing-san?"

As the most outstanding student of Private Toyonosaki Academy, Kasumigaoka Utaha sized up Ye Xing and took the initiative to step forward, saying indifferently.

"Such an entrance is really high-profile. This is the first time I've seen someone sitting in a sports car playing the suona. Are you deliberately trying to intimidate us?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha is indeed sharp-tongued, but she doesn't use her sharp tongue every time she meets someone or speaks.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be called sharp-tongued but simply foul-mouthed.

"Intimidate? No, no, no."

Ye Xing waved his hand with a smile.

"I only have sincere encouragement for your Toyonosaki Academy. After all, you are still very far behind our Sobu High. I, brother, mainly focus on being kind to others."

"You..."

Kasumigaoka Utaha narrowed her eyes slightly and snorted coldly.

"Ye Xing-san, although you are indeed a genius, I have consistently maintained the top rank in the grade since entering the school. Your being so arrogant makes me feel a little uncomfortable."

"Ah?"

Hearing Kasumigaoka Utaha's words, Ye Xing looked as if he had heard a fantasy, with a puzzled look on his face.

"This student, you don't think... that you are number one, and I am also number one, which means we are at the same level, right? The arrogant one is you, isn't it?"

Kasumigaoka Utaha chuckled twice.

"Hmph, you really are sharp-tongued."

“No, I'm just stating a fact. This so-called school's top student, please don't use your frog-in-a-well achievements to try and compare with the top scorer of the Joint Entrance Exam, who effortlessly crushed秀知院's first-year students, like me.”

Hiratsuka Shizuka, who had just gotten out of the car, heard the conversation between Kasumigaoka Utaha and Yozora, and feeling the gunpowder-filled atmosphere, couldn't help but shake her head helplessly.

As expected of you.

It hasn't even been twenty seconds since getting out of the car, and you're already starting to go wild?

However, Hiratsuka Shizuka didn't object to this.

In name, this is a friendly exchange between the two schools. The relationship between Private Toyonosaki Academy and Soubu High School is quite good.

But since they are two high schools, there is definitely still competition and an unwillingness to admit defeat between them. Both want to outdo the other and win face for their school.

Does Soubu High School's faculty not know Yozora's personality?

What they want is a wild one!

And Hiratsuka Shizuka is clearly not the type to proactively smooth things over. At this moment, she just stood aside with a smile, watching quietly.

“Yozora-kun, my name is Kasumigaoka Utaha. I'm a second-year student at Private Toyonosaki Academy and also the student representative for this event.”

Kasumigaoka Utaha said this first, then looked directly into Yozora's eyes, her momentum not weak at all, and replied extremely firmly.

“Also, since entering school, I have always been the top of the grade…”

Yozora interrupted dismissively.

“Adding the qualifier, merely the top of the grade at Private Toyonosaki Academy.”

Kasumigaoka Utaha bit her lip, looking unwilling to admit defeat, and changed the subject.

“I'm also writing a script for the drama club. The program performed with the script I wrote has won awards in the entire Sakura Prefecture competition.”

“I'm the top scorer of the Sakura Prefecture Joint Entrance Exam.”

“I… I…”

Kasumigaoka Utaha wanted to continue arguing, but she suddenly realized…

She seemed to have run out of ammunition.

Always the top since entering school?

The other party was the top scorer of the Sakura Prefecture Joint Entrance Exam, and even defeated all the first-year students of秀知院in the joint examination. He can be said to be the strongest student of his year.

Although Kasumigaoka Utaha believed that her abilities were not worse than the other party's, in the face of such amazing achievements, even if she continued to be stubborn, she would only be a mantis trying to stop a chariot, an ant trying to shake a tree.

The attribute of being sharp-tongued is a personality that can only be displayed by the dominant party.

Just like Yukinoshita Yukino when she first joined the Overdrive Club, Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't find a point to launch a sharp-tongued attack on Yozora.

“You… You…”

Kasumigaoka Utaha was silent for a long time, unable to find suitable words, but unwilling to admit defeat, she could only continue to be stubborn.

“Besides grades, what else do you have?”

“Hoh.”

To Kasumigaoka Utaha's surprise, facing her question, Yozora looked excited, as if he had been waiting for it for a long time.

“Kasumigaoka-san, you've finally asked the right question.”

“Besides academic performance, what else do I have?”

“Since you sincerely asked, then I will mercifully tell you!”

If Yotsuya Miko and the others were present, seeing Yozora's familiar expression and tone, they would understand.

It's starting again.

Yozora stood at the entrance of Private Toyonosaki Academy, arms crossed in front of his chest, and slowly opened his mouth.

“Putting aside academic performance, I am also the record holder for three school sports events at Soubu High School, the bane of problem students, the founder of the Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Investigation and Research Society, the Red and White Affairs King who plays the suona, the guitarist, composer, and lyricist of Soubu High School's famous band, the representative fighter of the Yukinoshita Construction Company, the Great Demon King on the tennis court, the kazoo master, the man who topped Soubu High School.”

Hearing this long list of titles, Kasumigaoka Utaha opened her lips slightly, not knowing what to say.

However, Yozora's output did not stop there.

“Also, the strongest exorcist who restored the weather of Sakura Prefecture to normal, the divine nemesis who makes the gods of the Jiangdong region afraid to cry at night, a VIP member of the Otherworld All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant, the breaker of the iron-fisted single old woman.”

The last few titles in this sentence directly stunned the people of Private Toyonosaki Academy.

Exorcist? Divine nemesis? What is the Otherworld All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant?

Is he starting to talk nonsense?

And when Hiratsuka Shizuka heard the last title, a blush of shame and anger appeared on her pretty face, and she bit her silver teeth, glaring at Yozora standing there resentfully.

This kid is joking about himself again.

Although he didn't name names…

But with the three labels of iron fist, single, and old woman, who else could it be but her, Hiratsuka Shizuka?

“This kid… is really hateful, actually saying I'm old… I'm clearly not old…”

And at this time, Kasumigaoka Utaha no longer had the aggressive look she had when they first met, and her whole person had already withered.

Although she didn't understand some of Yozora's titles, the ones she could understand were enough to prove their value.

Being able to become the record holder for three school sports events in the first year of high school shows that the other party is also proficient in sports.

The band's composer, lyricist, and guitarist, the suona he played when he arrived in a sports car, and the Great Demon King on the tennis court…

Kasumigaoka Utaha was speechless.

Seeing that their student representative was at a disadvantage, the principal of Private Toyonosaki Academy hurriedly stepped forward and said with an embarrassed smile.

“Hiratsuka-sensei, Yozora-kun, on behalf of Private Toyonosaki Academy, I welcome you two. Shall we… go inside first?”

“Okay.”

As a teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka was very happy to see Yozora suppress the representative student of Private Toyonosaki Academy, but she obviously couldn't show it on her face. She just maintained a polite smile and nodded in agreement.