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Just as Mitsuha Miyamizu's mind was blank, not knowing what to do, she suddenly heard a slightly helpless voice from inside the door.

“Hey, my two good divine messengers, can you come and help me? It's too much to ask me, a petite girl who is less than 1.6 meters tall, to carry this guy who is over 1.8 meters tall, don't you think? ”

Chapter 311 The Birth of the Matchmaking God, Osaka School Trip

“Eh?”

Looking at Yusei being supported, walking slowly out of the door, wearing a large shrine maiden outfit, the petite and cute girl, Futaba and Mitsuha were both stunned.

“You are… … ?”

“How mean.”

The girl shook her head, with a speechless expression.

“Just changed my appearance, and you can't even recognize the god you've served for generations, little Mitsuha and little Futaba, you guys are too much.”

“Ah?”

Looking at this girl whose tone of voice seemed a bit frivolous, giving her a sense of inexplicable familiarity, Mitsuha Miyamizu carefully sized her up, thinking that this is called just changing her appearance?

The species has completely changed, okay!?

“Your main body… … isn't it that kind of red thread?”

“Who told you that?”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town had a slightly smug and cute expression.

“That so-called red thread is just because in your minds, you believe that the red rope embodies the god, which is my revelation, so… … eh… … eh eh eh!”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town had only spoken halfway when her petite body suddenly staggered as if she had lost her footing. Fortunately, Mitsuha Miyamizu reacted in time and caught Yusei, who was about to fall to the ground.

Only then did Mitsuha Miyamizu notice that Yusei at this time had even lost the ability to walk on his own, and he looked completely exhausted, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice with concern.

“Are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital?”

Before Yusei could answer, the guardian deity of Itomori Town shook her head helplessly.

“This guy is too fond of messing around. He actually destroyed the world in the gate and the evil spirits accumulated over the past 1,200 years. He has overused his power and turned into this.”

Facing Mitsuha Miyamizu's doubtful gaze, Yusei nodded very honestly.

“Yes, that's right, your god is right.”

“Then what should we do now?”

Looking at Mitsuha Miyamizu's worried expression, the guardian deity of Itomori Town reached out her hand. Although she was much shorter than the other party, she had a strange attitude like an elder treating a junior, and said with a smile.

“Little Mitsuha, you take little Futaba away from here first. Itomori Town is currently in a state of evacuation. You've been tired all day today. Leave Yusei to me, and I'll take him home and let him rest well.”

“Home?”

Mitsuha Miyamizu was stunned for a moment, and hesitated.

“Where is… … your home?”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town pointed to the Miyamizu Shrine right in front of her, and said as a matter of course.

“Isn't it right there?”

Don't mention it, you really can't argue with that.

Mitsuha Miyamizu thought that what this god said was really not a problem.

Since the other party is a god, then the Miyamizu family's shrine is naturally her residence, right?

“But… … ”

“No buts, little Mitsuha.”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town stood on tiptoe and patted the top of Mitsuha Miyamizu's head. Although she still looked like a girl, she acted like an old-fashioned and mature person.

“You and little Futaba haven't seen each other for so long, you must have a lot to say, right? And little Yotsuba and little Hitoha must also want to see little Futaba. Just leave Yusei to me, and you go back and rest. We'll go find you again tomorrow morning, okay?”

Seeing that the other party had said so, Mitsuha Miyamizu could only nod hesitantly, looked at Yusei, and said softly with a slightly red face.

“Then I'll come find you tomorrow, be careful.”

“Okay.”

… …

Ten minutes later, inside the Miyamizu Shrine.

“Lord Yusei, are you okay!? Is there anything you're not comfortable with? Is there anything I can do to help!?”

After Mitsuha Miyamizu and Yotsuba Miyamizu left together, the guardian deity of Itomori Town seemed to have changed into a different god. Changing her previous slightly helpless complaining tone, with tears in her eyes, she squatted in front of Yusei, who was sitting in his seat, looking very guilty.

“It's really nothing serious.”

Yusei waved his hand nonchalantly and replied with a smile.

“At most, my body is a little weak. After all, I've consumed so much spiritual power. This is inevitable.”

A few traces of guilt appeared in the eyes of the guardian deity of Itomori Town, and she lowered her head and said softly.

“I'm sorry, Yusei-kun, it's all because of me… … If it weren't to save me… … you wouldn't need to… … ”

“There's nothing to apologize for.”

Yusei still had that nonchalant, smiling look.

“I saved you, on the one hand, because of the agreement between you and me. From my personal understanding, as the guardian deity of Itomori Town, you are naturally a part of Itomori Town, a part that I have a responsibility to save.”

“On the other hand… … ”

“If I can't save the person I want to save, what's the point of this power?”

Hearing these words, the guardian deity of Itomori Town raised her small face, and seeing that the other party had a serious face and didn't seem to be angry with herself, she raised the sleeves of her large shrine maiden outfit and wiped her face, bursting into laughter.

“But, I'm not human.”

“It doesn't matter, it's not important. I wanted to save you, so I saved you, it's that simple.”

After saying this, Yusei carefully sized up the guardian deity of Itomori Town in front of him, put away his smile, and said seriously.

“However, there is indeed one thing you can help me with.”

“Yes, yes, please tell me.”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town nodded repeatedly like a chick pecking at rice.

“You were injured to save me. As long as it's something I can do, even if it's something I can't, I will do my best to complete it!”

Ye Xing nodded in satisfaction upon hearing this, and said softly.

“I told you before, I am different from other spirit power users. My power comes from my own devouring of spirits, so…”

“You mean… you want to eat me?”

The cute face of the guardian deity of Itomori Town showed a dazed expression. After a moment of silence, she suddenly lifted the sleeves of her large shrine maiden robe, presented her fair arm to Ye Xing's mouth, turned her face away as if not wanting to see herself being bitten, and her voice began to tremble.

“You… you can eat me. As long as it can help you recover… you can eat as much as you want.”

“Uh…”

Ye Xing complained speechlessly.

“Although I like beautiful girls with good looks, and you are quite cute, and the shrine maiden outfit hits my XP, I don’t mean to eat you in that way.”

“Eh? You're not going to eat me?”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this, and instantly put on that lively smiling face. It could be said that whatever she was thinking was written all over her face.

“It's not that I won't eat.”

Ye Xing said slowly with a meaningful look.

“It's just that it's not the same kind of eating as you think.”

Facing Ye Xing's gaze, the guardian deity of Itomori Town felt a burst of inexplicable shyness, and a blush appeared on her cute face. She said in a voice as soft as a mosquito's hum.

“I… I didn't quite understand what you meant… but… if it can help you recover, I can do anything.”

“No need to be so serious.”

Ye Xing said solemnly.

“Actually, a kiss should be enough.”

“Huh? A kiss?”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, and her face turned even redder.

“Then… then let's kiss.”

The guardian deity of Itomori Town closed her eyes nervously, feeling Ye Xing's aura getting closer and closer to her, and finally their lips touched.

Her whole body stiffened at first, and even her petite body was trembling unconsciously.

Not to mention having such intimate contact with a man, until half an hour ago, the guardian deity of Itomori Town, who had been born for thousands of years, didn't even have a human form.

Thinking about a few days ago, she was still complaining in her heart, feeling that her divine messenger, Miyamizu Mitsuha, was really disappointing. If it were her, she would have already cooked the rice with Master Ye Xing, doing it first and then talking.

But at this moment, the guardian deity of Itomori Town realized her naivety.

When she was still the red thread, she could indeed say such things, but when she transformed into a human form, able to clearly feel this throbbing and nervousness, her performance was not much better than Miyamizu Mitsuha.

“Mmm…”

Just then, the guardian deity of Itomori Town suddenly felt that her originally tightly closed lips were being invaded rather forcefully by Kyoto's number one butter shooter.

And the other party's left hand, along the wide sleeves of the shrine maiden robe, caressed her fair arm, while the right hand reached into her chest, launching an attack towards several of the most important positions.

“Ye… Ye Xing-kun…”

Before the guardian deity of Itomori Town could even open her mouth, her petite body was picked up by Ye Xing, who had recovered his strength, and placed on that wide wooden table.

“You… you have strength again now?”

Listening to the slightly heavy panting of the guardian deity of Itomori Town, and the adorable expression on the other party's beautiful face, with a hint of shyness, Ye Xing just chuckled and said.

“According to the extensive personal research experience of me and several assistants, even liquids from certain places… are also equivalent to a part of the body. Although I usually play the role of a converter, this time, I need to absorb your spiritual power.”

“Liquid…?”

“Yeah… let me taste yours first, and then, let you taste mine, or rather, we can do it simultaneously.”

That night, Ye Xing confirmed two things.

The consumed spiritual power can be replenished through some special means.

And…

The petite body of the guardian deity of Itomori Town is indeed very soft.

…

The next morning, outside Itomori Town.

Miyamizu Toshiki, who had been busy all night, was currently resting in a makeshift tent.

This sudden incident really made him flustered.

Fortunately, although the tourists who had rushed over from other places had quite a few complaints when they were evacuated at the beginning, even outside the Itomori Town area, they could still see the comet streaking across the sky, so they wouldn't miss the once-in-a-millennium beauty.

Just then, the tent was suddenly lifted open.

Miyamizu Toshiki opened his eyes and saw his daughter Mitsuha and the boy he had met once before walking in. He couldn't help but frown, waving his hand with a tired expression.

“I've been busy all night, and I'm very tired now. If you have anything to say, let's talk about it later.”

Ye Xing chuckled upon hearing this.

“You don't need to be busy anymore. You can let everyone return to Itomori Town.”

Before Miyamizu Toshiki could say anything, his phone rang. After picking it up, a familiar voice came from the other end.

“Councilor Miyamizu, after investigation, the danger in Itomori Town has been eliminated. You can let the residents go back.”

“This…”

Hearing the words spoken by Yagami Souichirou in the phone, Miyamizu Toshiki glanced at Ye Xing standing there, a hint of surprise in his eyes, and then nodded.

“Okay, I understand.”