Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

“Um…”

Hearing Yotsuya Miko's question, Futaba Rio was also stunned.

“I… I don’t know either…”

After many battles, Futaba Rio and Yotsuya Miko, in one-on-one situations, although still feeling shy and somewhat restrained, would try their best to satisfy Yexing’s requests, so they were considered experienced.

But when it came to two-on-one?

As pure high school girls, how could Yotsuya Miko and Futaba Rio possibly know what kind of positions to use in a two-on-one?

“You don't need to know,”

Yexing said with a serious expression.

“As the number one eroge shooter in Kyoto, I will teach you how to do it.”

“First, come over and kneel on the ground.”

Hearing this request, Yotsuya Miko and Futaba Rio exchanged glances, both their faces flushed red, but since they had already decided to come, they obediently did as they were told.

“Then… one on each side, or one responsible for the head and the other for the base, understand my meaning?”

Under Yexing's patient guidance, although Futaba Rio and Yotsuya Miko's movements were slightly clumsy, they still carefully extended their tongues and gently licked.

Being able to constantly see each other's appearance made them feel even more ashamed, but at the same time, there was also a strange sense of excitement.

And at this time, Yexing, while enjoying the service of Miko and Futaba, was also thinking about an important question.

If they were to form teams of two, how should they be divided?

Sakurajima Mai… She should be able to team up with anyone. Yuigahama Yui and Amano Hina are the same.

Although Yotsuya Miko might only be willing to team up with Futaba Rio at first, and the latter also had the same idea, they could still be developed. When the time comes, letting them team up with other members would also be possible.

The key problem is…

Toma Kazusa probably wouldn't be willing to team up with anyone.

If she really had to team up, she would only be willing to share with one person, and that would be Ogiso Setsuna.

In order for himself to enjoy it even more… Oh no, for the sake of Toma Kazusa's personal safety, capturing Ogiso Setsuna was imperative.

Kawasaki Saki and Kitagawa Marin are good friends, so they can team up.

As for Yuri River Flower… she can form a giant breasts bond with Futaba Rio, or she can team up with others to play a size contrast combination.

As for situations outside the Overload Club…

Yukinoshita Haruno probably wouldn't be willing to team up with Sakurajima Mai, Yotsuya Miko, or Futaba Rio, who were once rivals, but there are also players who can reach a tacit understanding with her.

The first choice is her sister, Yukinoshita Yukino.

Suga Natsumi should also be fine.

Even, there is another candidate.

Hiratsuka Shizuka, who is good friends with Yukinoshita Haruno, can also achieve a bond.

Thinking of this, Yexing looked at Yotsuya Miko and Futaba Rio, who were bowing their heads and concentrating, reached out and stroked the heads of the two girls, showing a look of emotion.

That's how it is.

The members only need to consider how to squeeze him dry, while as the harem god, he has many things to consider.

…

Twenty minutes later.

“You’re too much… You got it all over my face and hair.”

Looking at Futaba Rio, who was wiping her face with a wet wipe and murmuring complaints, Yexing spoke righteously.

“I did it on purpose. Besides, is this my problem? Isn't it because you didn't swallow fast enough?”

Futaba Rio sighed helplessly.

“It's my problem, okay?”

“It’s good that you know.”

For the rest of the night, Yotsuya Miko and Futaba Rio seemed to have opened the door to a new world.

The two of them learned for the first time that there were so many usable positions even in this situation.

Like one person sitting in front and the other riding below, or both people lying on the bed, and the most shameful…

Stacking together.

…

The next morning, on a high-rise building two hundred meters away from the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters.

“Are you sure you can hit it from this distance?”

Hearing Sakurajima Mai's question, Yexing looked at the black dots on the ground that had become as small as ants, and the entrance of the distant Police Headquarters, gently placed the sniper rifle in his hand on the ground, and replied faintly.

“My aiming is not the problem, the problem is that at this distance, the other party might be able to dodge it.”

“Dodge it?”

Sakurajima Mai frowned slightly and hesitated.

“This… for humans, with the speed of a sniper rifle bullet, two hundred meters and two meters are not fundamentally different, right?”

“That may be the case for ordinary people.”

Yexing nodded noncommittally, his body lying on the ground, adjusting the position of the sniper rifle, and said softly.

“But is that guy really just an ordinary human, or should I say, really just an ordinary psychic? If the power of that Izanami god can adjust and transform the strength of psychics, then such a useful pawn as that high-ranking police official will definitely be given the strongest psychic ability.”

“Of course, we also have to consider the other party's original strength base. If it is the level of reflexes of Agurugu Kiyoto, the probability of hitting at this distance is only forty percent.”

Hearing this, Sakurajima Mai frowned even more tightly, pursed her lips and said.

“Since that’s the case, then why…”

“It doesn’t matter.”

Yexing replied indifferently.

“It’s not like killing that high-ranking police official is the only way to succeed. Just firing this shot is enough to put Osaka City into a state of martial law investigation. A bird startled by the near assassination might lead us to find the main culprit behind the scenes.”

Sakurajima Mai sighed slightly, her expression complex.

“I hope… there won’t be any accidents…”

“Rest assured.”

A rare look of seriousness appeared in Yexing's eyes as he replied word by word.

“This time, I won't fail again.”

… …

Half an hour later, at the entrance of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters.

“Inspector Taniguchi, welcome to the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters for guidance.”

A man wearing a black suit, of medium build, with a crew cut of graying hair, although his face was somewhat aged, his eyes were bright and piercing, exuding the aura of a superior, about fifty years old, faced the welcoming words of several high-ranking officials of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters, and simply nodded expressionlessly.

“Guidance is out of the question, it's just an exchange of experiences.”

“Yes… yes, Inspector Taniguchi is right.”

In terms of position, this Inspector Taniguchi from the Kyoto Prefectural Police Headquarters was on the same level as the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters, and there was no need to use such a flattering attitude.

However, in terms of seniority, it was a different story.

In name, the members of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department are of higher rank than the members of other local police departments, but now, implicitly, the Kyoto City Police Department is more like the Metropolitan Police Department of the Sakura Province.

After all, the so-called police officers must rely on handling cases to prove their ability.

And only the Kyoto City Police Department has experienced so many major incidents.

Not only Soichiro Yagami, but all the police officers of the Kyoto Prefectural Police Department, including this Inspector Taniguchi, have added many boast-worthy case-handling resumes in this short period of less than a year.

Because of this, the high-ranking officials of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters greeted him with such an attitude.

“I won't say much more, let's go in quickly…”

Just as Inspector Taniguchi was halfway through his words, a wisp of red threads flashed in his vision, as well as objects like scattered cherry blossom petals.

“This is…”

Before Inspector Taniguchi could react, the originally gentle and floating red threads suddenly gathered together, firmly binding his body, and the bursts of cherry blossom petals also began to emit an intoxicating fragrance, causing his mind to fall into a haze.

The next second.

“Poof.”

Inspector Taniguchi's head exploded like bloody fireworks.

The destructive power of a sniper rifle bullet is not like what is shown in movies and TV dramas. The real situation is that ordinary people will have half of their body directly explode if they are even slightly touched.

And now, Inspector Taniguchi no longer had a head.

Watching his headless body slowly fall to the ground, making a dull sound, and the minced meat and blood flowing all over the ground, the high-ranking officials of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters realized it and their faces suddenly changed.

“Sniper rifle, find cover!”

… …

“Finished.”

On the other side, Yagami Hoshi, who had already fired a shot, put down the sniper rifle in his hand. Of course, during the process of contacting this sniper rifle, he used black gloves formed by spiritual power as a barrier, without leaving any fingerprints.

As a precaution, before leaving the rooftop of this building, he also burned the ground with black flames of spiritual power to prevent objects such as Mai Sakurajima or his own hair from being left at the scene.

Two minutes later, only a sniper rifle was left, lying there quietly, as if nothing had happened.

… …

That day at noon, inside the hotel room where the students of Private Toyosaki Academy and the General Affairs Senior High School were staying.

“There are no related topics on the internet.”

Rio Futaba put down her phone, looked at Yagami Hoshi sitting by the window, and pushed her glasses, meaningfully.

“Is this also within your expectations?”

“Of course.”

Yagami Hoshi replied in a flat tone.

“A police inspector who came to provide guidance was killed at the entrance of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters, and with a highly dangerous weapon such as a sniper rifle, which is under extremely strict control, the consequences of the public opinion that this news would cause are immeasurable.”

“As long as the high-ranking officials of the Osaka Prefectural Police Headquarters are not stupid, they will do everything in their power to prevent any news about this matter.”

“Of course, even without the pressure of public opinion, after all, a high-ranking police official was assassinated and killed in public. In order to maintain the normal order of society, although Osaka now looks calm on the surface, the police department's investigation should have already begun.”

Miko Yotsuya nodded slightly in agreement.

“Yes… this way, it will not cause fear among the citizens of Osaka, minimizing the impact on the other world, and also achieving the effect of putting pressure on the Osaka City Police Department to investigate the headquarters of the mastermind behind the scenes. The plan that Yagami Light came up with is indeed perfect.”

“Is it only the Osaka City Police Department that is under pressure?”

Yagami Hoshi asked meaningfully, shaking his head with a smile.

“The one with the most pressure now should be that famous detective.”

… …

At the same time, inside the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department's operations conference room.

As Yagami Hoshi thought, and as Yagami Light initially predicted, a fierce debate was taking place in the conference room at this time.

“L.”

Soichiro Yagami sat at the head of the table, looking at the world's number one detective who was squatting on the chair, still nibbling on chocolate, wearing a stained white long-sleeved shirt, and looking slightly sloppy, he couldn't help but slam the table heavily, and said sternly with a serious face.

“Such a serious incident has occurred in Osaka City. As the special investigation team of the Metropolitan Police Department, we should provide support and catch the culprit as soon as possible!”

L didn't even raise his head, and only gave the simplest answer.

“Not going.”

Soichiro Yagami frowned upon hearing this, and even his clenched fists began to tremble excitedly.