Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

Watching Yexing skillfully take a copy of "Love Metronome," and then sign the three words 'Xia Shizi' in an extremely cool font on the title page, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, sitting beside him, looked speechless.

Wait…

You're Xia Shizi, who am I?

"Teacher Xia Shizi…"

A boy of medium build, who looked like a middle school student, glanced at Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu sitting next to Yexing after Yexing finished signing, and mustered his courage to ask cautiously.

"May I ask, how did you get such a beautiful girlfriend? Is it because of your looks…"

"Wrong!"

Before the boy could finish speaking, Yexing suddenly interrupted sternly, gazing at the readers at the back of the queue, and slowly opened his mouth amidst the crowd's eager eyes.

"The most important thing to find a girlfriend is decisiveness and courage."

"You mean… if you have someone you like, you should boldly confess your love?"

"Wrong, completely wrong! Confession is the horn of victory, not the declaration of battle. If you are rejected once without full confidence, then the difficulty of establishing a romantic relationship will increase linearly!"

Listening to Yexing's words, the readers who originally came for the autograph session were all very curious.

"Then Teacher Xia Shizi… what should we do to increase our charm value in the hearts of the girls we like?"

"Ah, this classmate is right, charm value, this is too important."

Yexing said slowly with a smile on his face.

"I recommend everyone learn a musical instrument."

"Musical instrument? Guitar? Or piano… but pianos are too expensive, and guitars…"

"Guitar, piano? These won't do."

Yexing waved his hand and said seriously.

"The selection criteria for musical instruments must be that they can be easily carried around, and when playing, they should not affect the movement of the body as much as possible, but at the same time, they must have the ability to play music suitable for the environment in any situation."

"Most importantly, it must be unique, different, and have a unique charm that touches people's hearts. As soon as you start playing, the eyes of the world must focus on you."

"Only then can it be considered a truly unique instrument that can increase charm value."

Amidst everyone's eager anticipation, Yexing slowly took out a jet-black instrument from somewhere, and just by looking at its shape, one could tell that it possessed a soul-stirring sound and the ability to shake the world. Although it was a bit strangely shaped, the moment it showed its true form, the venue became silent, and it possessed an extremely high deterrent musical instrument.

"Join me, let's change the world with the suona!"

Chapter 370: The Blonde Loser Dog Joins the Battle, the Mysterious Person Kidnaps Yagami Light

An hour later, the autograph session finally ended.

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, who had muddled through the whole process, changing from Xia Shizi herself to the so-called writer Xia Shizi's girlfriend, felt relieved, but also looked at Yexing with a complicated expression, unable to tell whether it was praise or criticism, and just sighed slightly.

"You really do… have a unique appeal…"

At first, the readers came for the autograph session.

As a result, after Yexing took out the suona and played a passionate and cheerful suona song, the atmosphere began to change.

Not only the readers of the novel "Love Metronome," but all the customers of the bookstore unknowingly gathered around, discussing love-related skills with this "Mr. Xia Shizi."

Don't mention it, you really can't mention it.

Although Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was speechless at Yexing's occupying the magpie's nest, she found that some of his unique views on love in the process of listening could really inspire her.

She even wanted to change her novel, directly using Yexing as a template to write an abstract character, but who can make decisions at critical moments, the male protagonist.

"Those words you just said… it sounds like you have a lot of experience in love?"

Hearing Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's question, Yexing just shook his head.

"No, actually, I only have one love experience."

Hearing this, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu secretly breathed a sigh of relief. After all, although she writes romance novels, her love experience is actually a big fat 0. If Yexing's love experience is too rich, she is worried about her performance as a girlfriend in the future…

Wait.

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu suddenly realized her absurd thoughts and hurriedly shook her head.

Why did she directly assume that she would become a couple with Yexing, and even wanted to write a male protagonist based on Yexing's personality and appearance in her romance novel that originally used herself as the female protagonist prototype?

In that case…

Isn't that just like a perverted woman?

Just as Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu felt a little flustered and didn't understand why she had such thoughts, she heard Yexing continue to add.

"I only have one love experience, but there are many objects. Whether it's with any woman, I am truly in the sense of first love, first kiss, first night, as long as I keep refreshing, every time is the first experience."

"You…"

Hearing this, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu's expression became a little complicated.

"You… have you ever dated multiple girlfriends at the same time? This…"

"That's not the case."

Seeing Yexing deny it, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu was relieved, thinking that she had misunderstood his meaning, but Yexing once again uttered shocking words.

"It's not past tense, it's present continuous tense. I am currently dating multiple girlfriends at the same time. As a writer, I must pay attention to the accuracy of my words."

"Huh?"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu couldn't hold it in anymore.

"That Yubihama Yui classmate, could it be that she is also…"

"Of course."

Yexing frowned slightly, his face looking a little displeased.

"Could it be that you think I would be the kind of lecher who would touch a girl who is not in a romantic relationship with me? Xia Zhiqiu classmate, please apologize to me."

Looking at Yexing's righteous appearance, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu subconsciously opened her mouth.

"Sorry, I didn't…"

Halfway through speaking, Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu suddenly reacted.

Wait, why am I apologizing to you?

Why can you be so righteous! ? It doesn't make sense!

It's made to seem like dating multiple girlfriends at the same time is a trivial matter...

Besides, I never intended to do that in the first place!

Poor Eriri Spencer Sawamura, being toyed with by Kyoto's number one eroge artist.

"Sigh, honestly..."

Eriri Spencer Sawamura shook her head helplessly, then turned around, looked at a distant telephone pole, and said in a calm tone.

"Following me all afternoon, the autograph session is already over, shouldn't you come out now?"

After saying this, seeing that nothing happened, Eriri Spencer Sawamura walked over quickly and pulled out a petite figure wearing sunglasses and a hat from behind the telephone pole.

"Still hiding? Can you really hide? Huh?"

Eriri Spencer Sawamura, caught red-handed by Kasumigaoka Utaha, panicked slightly, trying to maintain her composure, her voice trembling slightly.

"How... how did you find me...? My disguise was flawless..."

"Heh heh."

Kasumigaoka Utaha sneered twice, a look of disdain on her face.

"You, this blonde chihuahua, as soon as you appear within a fifty-meter radius of me, I can feel it. The air is filled with a stupid smell from you, it's just too obvious."

Eriri Spencer Sawamura took off her hat and sunglasses, revealing her smooth blonde hair and a delicate, artistic face, muttering softly.

"You... do you have some kind of unique killing intent detection skill...? To think you could find me even like this..."

Kasumigaoka Utaha rolled her eyes, ignoring Eriri Spencer Sawamura's otaku reference, and said with a hint of impatience.

"So, what do you want from me?"

"Who said I came to find you?"

Eriri Spencer Sawamura retorted unpleasantly, walked in front of Yakumo Hoshino, and instantly changed her expression, using a tone that made even Kasumigaoka Utaha next to her feel a chill, even suspecting that someone was impersonating Eriri Spencer Sawamura, her voice gentle with a hint of shyness.

"Yakumo-kun, long time no see."

Yakumo Hoshino smiled and replied.

"Yeah, long time no see."

Seeing Yakumo Hoshino chatting and laughing with Eriri Spencer Sawamura, Kasumigaoka Utaha felt a little uncomfortable, moved closer to Yakumo Hoshino, and frowned slightly.

"Sawamura-san, if you don't have anything urgent, please don't disturb Yakumo-kun and my plans, okay?"

"Oh?"

Seeing Kasumigaoka Utaha only move closer to Yakumo Hoshino, but not making any intimate gestures, Eriri Spencer Sawamura suddenly had an idea, a sweet, innocent smile on her face, seemingly apologetic.

"Sorry, sorry, are you two on a date? I didn't know."

Kasumigaoka Utaha's expression changed upon hearing this. Although she didn't show any panic, it was clear that her aura had weakened by half.

"It's not a date... Yakumo-kun just helped me with something... I'm just treating him to a meal..."

"Oh, oh, I see."

Eriri Spencer Sawamura showed a meaningful smile, her tone calm.

"Kasumigaoka-senpai, not to be rude, but you are a celebrity at our Private Toyogasaki Academy. If someone sees you having dinner alone with a male student from another school, who knows what kind of rumors will spread."

Kasumigaoka Utaha snorted softly, glanced at Yakumo Hoshino beside her, and pretended not to care.

"So what if there are rumors? I don't care about these things."

"Heh heh, do you think I'm worried about you?"

Eriri Spencer Sawamura's offensive became more and more fierce. For the first time in her life, she had won against the black-bellied and venomous Kasumigaoka Utaha in a verbal confrontation, continuing to smile.

"I'm worried that spreading rumors with someone like you will cause trouble for Yakumo-kun."

"You..."

Before Kasumigaoka Utaha could speak, Eriri Spencer Sawamura continued on her own.

"So, for the sake of Yakumo-kun's reputation, I've decided to sacrifice myself and go to dinner with you!"

"You blonde chihuahua..."

Kasumigaoka Utaha looked angry and was about to say something when she heard Yakumo Hoshino agree directly.

"Sure, let's go together then."

"Okay!"

Hearing that Yakumo Hoshino had agreed, Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't say anything, she could only look at the beaming Eriri Spencer Sawamura and hummed in dissatisfaction.

"You'll pay for your own meal later. I won't treat you."

"Heh heh, I wouldn't eat it even if you did."

......

Meanwhile, as Yakumo Hoshino headed towards the restaurant with the busty, black-bellied, venomous sow (Eriri Spencer Sawamura's exclusive nickname for Kasumigaoka Utaha), and the flat-chested, undeveloped, irritating blonde chihuahua (Kasumigaoka Utaha's exclusive nickname for Eriri Spencer Sawamura), at a certain high school in Tokyo.

"Yagami-kun, would you like to go to karaoke with us today? Most of the classmates will be there, would you like to come too?"

Faced with a slightly shy and blushing invitation from a girl, Yagami Light simply gave a charming smile, while packing up the textbooks on his desk, shaking his head.

"Sorry, I still have to go home to study today, maybe next time."

"Okay then..."

Watching Yagami Light's back as he left the classroom, the girl's friend came up and patted her on the shoulder, comforting her.

"It can't be helped. Yagami-kun is an honor student after all, and he's also very handsome. It's normal to fail an invitation. Don't take it to heart. I heard that when he was in the first year, many girls sent him love letters and stuff, but they were all rejected. It's too difficult to win over Yagami-kun, find someone else."

"By the way, I heard that Yagami-kun's father seems to work at the Metropolitan Police Department. Yagami... could it be that he's Mr. Yagami Soichiro?"

"I think so. I heard that when he was asked about his future goals when he enrolled, Yagami-kun said that he wanted to study law in the future and then join the Metropolitan Police Department like his father, to act for justice."