Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world
#681 - Section 681
But as the saying goes.
Who will win the deer is still unknown.
Utaha Kasumigaoka wouldn't pop champagne halfway through, and naturally, she wouldn't simply admit defeat.
Based on her understanding of Eriri, the latter is the type with a contrary and tsundere personality.
If that's the case, then there's still a chance to turn defeat into victory.
The ultimate showdown is tonight!
… …
Half an hour later, Eriri, who had specifically gone home to retrieve her laptop, arrived at Utaha Kasumigaoka's apartment building with Ye Xing, led by the former.
Looking at the not-so-spacious two-bedroom apartment in front of her, which couldn't compare to her own home but was tidied up meticulously, Eriri couldn't help but ask curiously.
"Are your parents very busy with work? Why aren't they home yet at this late hour?"
Utaha Kasumigaoka smiled slightly upon hearing this and slowly said.
"Actually… I live alone."
"Ah?"
Eriri frowned slightly upon hearing this.
"Then what you said before…"
"I said there's no one else at my place tonight, that's right, there's no one else."
Seeing Utaha Kasumigaoka's smiling face, Eriri finally realized that she had fallen into the other party's verbal trap.
That despicable light novel author actually set a trap for me in a place like this.
"Alright, come in and have a seat."
After changing into slippers, Utaha Kasumigaoka led Eriri and Ye Xing into her usual studio.
Inside, there was only a single bed, a sofa, and two work desks. There weren't any special furnishings, as it was just a room for work, not Utaha Kasumigaoka's own bedroom.
"Here, you can sit over there."
After saying this, Utaha Kasumigaoka sat down behind one of the desks, tore open the cover of the light novel, and began to read it carefully.
Seeing her nonchalant appearance, as if she had no other intentions, Eriri couldn't help but feel a little surprised, wondering if she had been overthinking things?
Could it be that Utaha Kasumigaoka invited Ye Xing to her home to spend the night together simply to have someone keep her company, without any ulterior motives?
At this moment, the Kyoto's number one eroge artist and god of harems, Ye Xing, had already seen through Utaha Kasumigaoka's strategy.
At this moment, without Eriri's knowledge, the competition had already begun.
Sure enough, after Eriri put down her computer and worked diligently for about half an hour, Utaha Kasumigaoka, who had been looking down attentively, reading her light novel, suddenly stretched, rubbed her shoulders, and then stood up and said softly.
"I'm going to change into some loungewear, I'll be right back."
When Utaha Kasumigaoka returned to the room again, Eriri looked at her attire and finally realized at this moment how fatal a mistake she had made.
Utaha Kasumigaoka had changed into a camisole nightgown, which, because it was a nightgown, only reached the thigh area.
Moreover, she had also put on a pair of pantyhose, revealing the curves of her plump thighs, as well as the outlines of a certain towering area that Eriri couldn't even dream of reaching.
In contrast, Eriri…
Plain and unadorned green tracksuit and sweatpants, large nearsighted glasses, disheveled golden hair with many strands sticking up, and a tired face from staying up late for many consecutive nights.
How could she possibly win against that!?
Looking at Utaha Kasumigaoka's attire, Eriri gritted her teeth in resentment, thinking that after all this, she had been called over as a foil?
She was so angry that she took a big gulp of coffee, and then couldn't help but resist stubbornly.
"Kasumigaoka-san… you're a girl after all, dressing like this would cause a lot of trouble for Ye Xing-san, right…"
Before Eriri could finish speaking, Ye Xing, who had been silent all along, suddenly waved his hand to interrupt, and said righteously.
"Hey, we're guests, Kasumigaoka-san is the host. Of course, she can dress however she wants in her own home. I advise you not to be nosy."
Eriri: "…You… you're a pervert too!"
"Don't talk nonsense, I call this etiquette."
"Does the word etiquette even suit you? You're so brazen…"
Just as Eriri was rendered speechless by Ye Xing's straightforward, perverted attitude of saying what he wanted to see, Utaha Kasumigaoka smiled and added a sentence that completely destroyed her defenses.
"Sawamura-san, I just bought a new nightgown yesterday. If you feel uncomfortable, you can change into it too…"
Speaking of which, Utaha Kasumigaoka pretended to suddenly realize something, glanced at Eriri's chest, and shook her head with a hint of regret.
"Oh right, I forgot, the size I bought, you'd probably just slip right out of it, right? Never mind then."
What is humiliation?
This is humiliation.
Eriri bit her teeth, looking at Utaha Kasumigaoka, who was dressed so shamelessly, and at Ye Xing, who actually liked this kind of attire, took a deep breath, calmed her mind, and could only bring out her last resort that she had already thought of.
"By the way, Kasumigaoka-san, I have a question I'd like to discuss with you."
"What question is it, Sawamura-san?"
"The heroine's setting is a black-haired, straight-haired, literary beauty, but after reading through the entire story, I feel that the blonde twin-tailed mixed-blood second female lead seems to be more likable."
"Is that so?"
Utaha Kasumigaoka smiled insincerely, brushed her black hair beside her ear, and replied gently.
"But, in the end, she still can't win."
"Whether she can win or not depends on the reader's opinion, right?"
Eriri replied with a smile.
"Most people should like blonde mixed-blood beauties, right?"
"Oh? Is that so?"
A hint of competitiveness also appeared in Utaha Kasumigaoka's eyes. She and Eriri suddenly turned their heads together and looked at Ye Xing sitting there, asking in unison.
“Night Star, which one do you think is better?”
Chapter 454: The Perfect Response of the Harem God, “Keira's” Sinful Sanction
At this moment, the Harem God was being tested.
Eiri and Kasumigaoka Utaha's attributes are indeed very different. Although they both lean towards being tsundere, fundamentally, one is a blonde with twin tails, whose figure is kindly described as petite and cute, or unkindly as barren wasteland. Her skin is as white as a porcelain doll, a beautiful art student.
The other is a voluptuous and mature literature student with a sharp tongue and a cool demeanor.
Moreover, this involves the classic debate topic between blonde hair and long black hair, two common beautiful girl attributes, where supporters argue endlessly, each holding their own ground.
“Hmm… I think…”
Night Star deliberately dragged out his words, looking at Eiri and Kasumigaoka Utaha, who were nervously waiting for the answer, and said with a smile.
“I like both of you the same.”
Faced with this sudden, direct attack, Eiri and Kasumigaoka Utaha were first stunned, then their faces flushed with shy blushes, but their reactions were still slightly different.
“Y-you… you… you guy, suddenly saying… saying what!”
Eiri, in order to hide her panic, raised her voice a little, looking flustered and not knowing how to respond.
In contrast, Kasumigaoka Utaha's reaction was much calmer. Although her face was also red and she turned her head away, it was clear that her shyness was mixed with a hint of joy.
Kyoto's number one eroge shooter, the great Harem God Night Star, holds a certain view.
In love, there are attacking and defending sides.
Most of the school romance anime's yasashii male protagonists are the defending type through and through. Of course, there are also seemingly proactive attackers who still can't escape the fate of the shura field, such as that headless scumbag.
How to avoid falling into the dilemma of choosing?
There is only one answer.
Attack, attack relentlessly.
As long as I attack fiercely enough and speak frankly enough, the initiative will always be in my hands.
Just like at this moment, what was originally a difficult multiple-choice question, where choosing either one would make the other feel sad and unbalanced.
But under Night Star's unimaginable direct offensive, Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eiri had already gone blank, forgetting the question they originally wanted to ask, their attention completely diverted.
What is professionalism?
This is professionalism. JPG.
“No, wait a minute…”
Kasumigaoka Utaha suddenly belatedly realized, her pretty face flushed.
“Our… our question is… which of the two female characters in the book do you like more… we weren't asking about ourselves…”
By the end, Kasumigaoka Utaha couldn't even continue.
Originally, she and Eiri were using the debate between the two female characters in the book to test Night Star's preferences, a tacit understanding that all three were aware of but didn't explicitly state.
As a result, under Night Star's sudden direct attack, the two of them were directly penetrated, revealing such obvious shy expressions.
In that case…
How could they be embarrassed to say that they were only asking about the female characters in the book?
Such a clumsy lie that could be seen through at a glance, even Kasumigaoka Utaha could no longer maintain it.
“Cough cough…”
Eiri recovered, coughed lightly twice, and covered up her embarrassment. She nervously placed her hands on her knees and muttered in a low voice.
“That… well… I really need to work on my manuscript…”
Eiri didn't know if she wanted to continue this topic anymore. On the one hand, it was because she felt embarrassed and shy, and on the other hand…
Night Star just said… he likes both of them the same?
What kind of answer is that?
How should she respond to that?
We both like you too?
Shouldn't the situation be developing like this?
Isn't this the unfolding of a doujinshi plot?
Eiri felt overwhelmed by the question, but Kasumigaoka Utaha didn't mind so much. Because, to be honest, the light novel she wrote, "Love Metronome," originally only had a mediocre male protagonist, but after meeting Night Star, she had already started writing with him as the prototype for the male protagonist.
Once she started writing, Kasumigaoka Utaha discovered the problem.
As the prototype for the male protagonist, Night Star… is just too perfect, isn't he?
Sports, academics, appearance, musical instruments, these are all impeccable.
As for personality…
To be honest, Kasumigaoka Utaha believes that Night Star's abstract personality is the most outstanding, the most unique, and brings a unique personal charm, rather than a flaw.
Thinking about it that way… he's simply the perfect male protagonist character.
In the process of writing the novel, Kasumigaoka Utaha discovered an extremely serious problem that even she didn't know how to continue with.
The girls who have interacted with the "male protagonist," in other words, Night Star, she can't imagine any girl who wouldn't like such a "male protagonist."
And conversely, she feels that such a "male protagonist"… seems like he should have a harem.
Kasumigaoka Utaha isn't as slow as Eiri, and she's not stupid either.
The Supernatural Quantum Mechanics Research Society that Night Star is in only has him as a male student.
Those girls, Touma and Sae, Futaba Rio, Sakurajima Mai, Yotsuya Miko, are they just friends with him?
No way anyone would believe that.
Kasumigaoka Utaha carefully considered whether to participate in this competition, but then she thought, why would she be able to compete with those people?
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