Zongman I fight weirdness in everyday world

“Which university do you want to go to? I hope... I can go to the same university as you.”

Night Star heard this and thought for a moment, then smiled and said.

“Me? I guess it would be Kyoto University. After all, I’m used to being in Kyoto.”

Kasumigaoka Utaha showed a slight smile and nodded slightly.

“Okay, then I’ll go to the Faculty of Letters at Kyoto University.”

Looking at Kasumigaoka Utaha's appearance and listening to her words, Eriri couldn't help but grit her teeth, and a word came to her mind.

Cunning.

It's just too cunning.

Although Eriri had reached a consensus with Kasumigaoka Utaha, preparing to take advantage of this opportunity to have some intimate behavior with Night Star that should happen between a boyfriend and girlfriend, under the premise of cooperation, the two obviously still had the idea of competing with each other.

There always has to be an order, doesn't there?

Only…

Eriri's biggest problem is that she is too cowardly, or rather, she is completely the classic tsundere who says one thing and means another. Even if she knows what to do, she can't do it, can't express her true thoughts at any time like Kasumigaoka Utaha.

“I, I also want to go to Kyoto University!”

“Is that so?”

Kasumigaoka Utaha glanced at Eriri with interest, and said with a smile that was not a smile.

“Then, may I ask, what major do you want to study at Kyoto University?”

Eriri subconsciously replied.

“Then… then of course it’s fine arts.”

“Kyoto University doesn’t have any fine arts-related majors.”

“Eh? Eh…”

Looking at Eriri's dazed and at a loss, not knowing how to defend herself, Kasumigaoka Utaha's smile became even brighter, and she added.

“Actually, it does exist, but judging from your reaction just now, you haven't even understood Kyoto University, have you? In that case, even if you want to go to Kyoto University, it's just a recent thought. Oh dear, seeing that Night Star and I are both preparing to go to Kyoto University, so you hurriedly echoed. You really are a follower, aren't you, Chihuahua.”

“You… you…”

Only then did Eriri realize that she had been tricked by Kasumigaoka Utaha again, and her shoulders trembled with anger. After a few seconds of silence, she suddenly said indignantly.

“Yes, yes! I just want to go to the same university as Night Star, I just want to be with him, so what? So what! Isn't it normal to go to the same university as the person you like!?”

“There’s nothing abnormal about it.”

Kasumigaoka Utaha's response was beyond Eriri's reaction, and she didn't continue to mock her, just smiled and said.

“So, isn't it good to be like this? Say what you think in your heart, don't be a hypocrite all day long, it makes me feel annoyed. You like this are more cute instead.”

“I see.”

Looking at Eriri, who was dazed and seemed not to know what the situation was, and Kasumigaoka Utaha, who was satisfied, as if she had finally achieved a certain goal, Night Star understood.

“Is this the so-called provocation? Venomous tongue aside, but it seems that you two have a really good relationship.”

“Hmph, who has a good relationship with her?”

Kasumigaoka Utaha folded her arms in front of her chest and snorted softly.

“I just can’t stand her pretending to be hypocritical on weekdays, and still pretending to be hypocritical in front of me, that’s all.”

“Your hypocrisy is no less than Eriri’s.”

“Annoying.”

…

An hour later, in a yakiniku restaurant in Kyoto's shopping street.

“Hey, hey, hey, why are you snatching the meat from my plate!?”

Kasumigaoka Utaha used chopsticks to clamp a piece of grilled meat from Eriri's plate, and the latter didn't give in at all, using her own chopsticks to press down hard on the piece of grilled meat. Although the two of them looked calm and composed, judging from the slightly shaking table, they were obviously using all their strength.

What's even weirder is…

In front of Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri, on the grill in the center of the table, there were clearly many sizzling, fragrant, and perfectly cooked slices of grilled meat, but the two of them seemed to be determined to fight for the lone piece of grilled meat on Eriri's plate. Just looking at this scene, one would think that this piece of grilled meat was some legendary divine equipment.

“Is that your meat? This was grilled for me by Night Star!”

“Nonsense, it was clearly grilled for me!”

Looking at Kasumigaoka Utaha and Eriri, who were arguing over a piece of grilled meat and seemed about to start a fight, attracting the attention of other customers in the store, Night Star picked up a glass of iced Coca-Cola and took a sip, chuckling.

“Am I also a part of your play?”

“Who… who would play with her!”

Eriri said this in exasperation, but as a result of this sudden relaxation, she made a mistake, and the piece of grilled meat on the plate was quickly snatched away by Kasumigaoka Utaha. Although the piece of grilled meat had been somewhat cold after a long time of fighting, when Kasumigaoka Utaha put it into her mouth, she still showed a happy expression, and raised her chin at Eriri in a showy manner.

“It’s so delicious.”

“You…”

Seeing Eriri looking unconvinced, Kasumigaoka Utaha supported her chin with one hand and said with a smile that was not a smile.

“Well, well, don’t be angry. Although I snatched your grilled meat this time, when it comes to the evening… I can let you eat some things first.”

Eriri's face turned red when she heard this, and she stammered.

“You… you… what kind of tiger and wolf words are these… can you say this in public!?”

“Eh? Why are you reacting like this?”

Kasumigaoka Utaha deliberately put on a confused look and tilted her head.

“I’m referring to the late-night snack in the evening. Where did you think of going?”

Eriri was completely no match for Kasumigaoka Utaha and was directly defeated.

She knew what the other party meant by eating first in the evening. After all… Eriri is a doujinshi artist. Her pure love on romantic feelings is pure, but when it comes to professional gameplay knowledge, she can compete with Kitagawa Marin.

“Sigh, two love brains, so lame.”

Night Star ate the grilled meat while changing the subject.

“Since you want to eat, why not go to that Western restaurant that I’m familiar with? Although this yakiniku restaurant also tastes very good, it’s completely incomparable to that Western restaurant. Moreover, I still prefer to have my clothes stretched out and my mouth opened for food, without having to do it myself, just food that I can eat directly.”

“Shouldn’t we change the flavor occasionally?”

Utaha Kasumigaoka, while speaking, picked up a piece of grilled meat and blew on it. Then, she gently touched the grilled meat with her lips to make sure it wasn't too hot before feeding it to Yexing's mouth, her voice slightly tinged with jealousy.

"Besides, do you think that Western restaurant tastes good, or do you simply want to see Toka-nee? That won't do. Don't you pride yourself on being the absolutely fair god of the harem? Since you promised to accompany me… and Eriri, then today you can only accompany us, right?"

Yexing ate the piece of grilled meat fed to him by Utaha Kasumigaoka. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Eriri blushing and unwilling to be outdone, picking up a piece of grilled meat and, imitating Utaha Kasumigaoka's actions, bringing it to his mouth. He could only eat another piece of grilled meat before smiling and saying,

"Okay."

After finishing the meal, the three of them strolled through the shopping street together. As expected, Eriri and Utaha Kasumigaoka argued several times along the way, the root cause being that they wanted to go to different places.

Eriri wanted to go to the manga store, while Utaha Kasumigaoka wanted to go to the bookstore. The two of them verbally attacked each other. Eriri called Utaha Kasumigaoka a gloomy, scheming, venomous-tongued liberal arts girl with her head full of yellow filth, while Utaha Kasumigaoka retorted that Eriri was small-chested and brainless, with all her nutrients growing askew into her twin tails like a chihuahua.

While they were arguing, they were also secretly hoping that Yexing would take sides in this situation. However, the great god of the harem, in this seemingly fatal multiple-choice question, chose an unexpected, non-existent third answer.

"Fight, fight!"

Yexing sat on a stone stool by the side of the street, watching Eriri and Utaha Kasumigaoka arguing, and directly clapped his hands and cheered.

"Hurry, hurry, Eriri, pull her hair! Utaha, pull her twin tails! Hurry, hurry, fight, fight!"

After Yexing's unique "peacemaking" method, Eriri and Utaha Kasumigaoka stopped arguing instead.

How could the great god of the harem fall into such a simple trap?

So far, members of the Overload Society occasionally have disputes, such as Touma and Sayuki, who can't stand each other, and Yukino Yukinoshita. However, Yexing always maintains one principle.

He doesn't help anyone, or rather, he not only doesn't help, but he also adds fuel to the fire, putting on an act of watching the fire from the other side of the river.

As the saying goes, only a common enemy can unite people.

When harems start arguing, showing favoritism towards one side at this time, even if it's not real favoritism, but simply reasonable peacemaking, can easily be subjectively perceived by the arguing parties as favoring one side.

At this time, you have to add fuel to the fire fiercely.

The only fair way to resolve disputes as quickly as possible is to add fuel to the fire.

Thanks to Yexing's talent for sarcasm, this method has never failed.

… …

Later that evening, in a hotel suite in Kyoto.

Utaha Kasumigaoka and Eriri were sitting on the edge of the bed. Hearing the sound of water coming from the bathroom, both of their faces were a little flushed. After they looked at each other, they immediately said in unison.

"You guys are thinking about lewd things, aren't you?!"

After hearing the other party say the same thing as themselves, Utaha Kasumigaoka and Eriri fell silent again.

They both knew very well that coming to the hotel with Yexing was to do lewd things. To be honest, they were already looking forward to it.

As for why they only opened one room?

Because the disagreement over the order of priority was simply unsolvable.

Utaha Kasumigaoka and Eriri couldn't accept the situation where the other party ran away before them, because that would be equivalent to losing to the other party.

How can they not lose? How can they achieve a win-win situation? How can they get a result that both parties can accept?

The answer is…

Together.

"I don't mind, but…"

Utaha Kasumigaoka stared at the uneasy Eriri, smiling noncommittally.

"You actually agreed to do intimate things with Yexing together with me, whom you hate the most. That really surprised me."

"Hmph, be grateful for my generosity."

Eriri first said this arrogantly, then hesitated for a few seconds, and finally whispered.

"Actually… I wouldn't say I hate you…"

Utaha Kasumigaoka was stunned when she heard this, and then immediately smiled.

"Eh? That's strange. What, are you bisexual? I didn't see that, Chihuahua-san."

"Tch… Don't get the wrong idea."

Eriri glared at Utaha Kasumigaoka and said unhappily.

"It's just that after Yexing reminded me, I understand that you annoy me all the time, not just to disgust me, but also to express your concern for me in this unique way. Speaking of which, your personality is really twisted."

"Rather than that…"

Utaha Kasumigaoka said with a noncommittal smile.

"Why don't you talk about what kind of position you should use when three people are together, as a doujinshi artist?"

"This… that…"

Eriri said with a blushing face, in a voice as thin as a mosquito's hum.

"I do know that, like licking together, and when it officially starts, there are things like stacking two people together…"

Several hours later.

"Ugh…"

Eriri and Utaha Kasumigaoka were lying on the bed together, their faces very flushed. Utaha Kasumigaoka's long black hair and Eriri's blonde hair were scattered on the bed together, black and gold intertwined, reflecting their charming faces and bodies.

"I… I lost…"

At this time, Eriri no longer cared about things like self-esteem. Looking at Yexing, who was still eager to try and didn't seem tired at all, she immediately hid in the quilt and pointed her slender white index finger at Utaha Kasumigaoka, who was panting beside her.

"Yexing… you… you mess with her first, I… I want to rest for a while."

Eriri and Utaha Kasumigaoka originally had the intention of secretly competing, but when it really started not long ago, they realized that they were terribly wrong.

In the face of the terrifying ultimate BOSS…

Even if they worked together, they couldn't resist the opponent's offensive.