System ① The mysterious husband of the villain's supporting role
Chapter 102 Disfigurement VS Prosperous Beauty
Chapter 102 Disfigurement VS Prosperous Beauty
The little fat man in Xuanyi is not as high as the knee of the man in Scarlet Clothes, but this little doll actually used the powerful Vajra Hand... holding such a big man in one hand to run away desperately, like a small black date holding an oversized carrot and running away. The chasing monster rushed straight at these two vegetables and dropped them...
While running for his life, the little fat man asked the system: [What place is this?Could it be the continent of Azeroth? 】
818: […] Toma has a host who is obsessed with "World of Warcraft". I can't afford to hurt him. I'm still thinking about the game at this time!
The small system was speechless for a while, 【This is the back mountain of the Xiao family. ] Pausing for a moment, he added: [Moling Xiao's family. 】
... Moling Xiao's family?How could there be a group of monsters in the back mountain of Bai Mudan's house?
Although the little fat man was confused, he didn't have time to think deeply.After running for tens of miles in a row, the little fat man stopped and found a cave to rest until the system indicated that he had safely evacuated from the battle circle.
Panting heavily, he put Yin Aochen on the ground, only to realize that the dead pervert was already pale due to excessive blood loss, and his mind was also somewhat blurred...
What a poor baby...
The little fat man shook his head and sighed, while taking out the medicine from the storage ring to heal the pervert.She had never taken care of anyone in her life, and when she finished taking care of the pervert, she ran all the way because of her fear, and didn't have time to rest, so she caught a cold after blowing a few more cool breezes.
The little fat man dozed off next to the pervert, his body was hot and cold, and he thought to himself, this is unscientific!Her physical fitness is so good, how could she catch a cold?It must be that God is jealous of her and insists on making life difficult for her!
In a daze, I heard the system say: [Host, the system has powerful medicine to treat colds, and it will recover immediately after taking it. Do you want to use it? 】
The little fat man nodded in agreement.
The moment the drug entered his body, the little fat man was dizzy.
The little fat man wondered: [818, what kind of medicine is this?Why doesn't it seem to work? 】
818 hesitated and said: [It seems that after taking the medicine, you will feel a little sleepy. 】
The little fat man reluctantly said: [No, there are monsters nearby, I'm about to faint, and I probably won't have a chance to wake up. 】
818 was silent for a while, and said tremblingly: [Well, the system will set up a protective barrier for the host, the host can sleep peacefully. 】
The little fat man had been staying awake with his will, and fell asleep after receiving the guarantee from the system. Naturally, he didn't notice the panic in the small system's tone.
818 The little heart is trembling, humming, the consciousness of the "first hero" is dangling by the host's side at all times, how are you going to live this day!
While both the host and the male lead had rested, the small system quietly summoned the main system: [Boss, boss, can you find a brother to change classes with me? 】
The main system said coldly: [No. 】
The little system was stunned for a moment, then he hummed and said: [You were not like this before, you would never refuse me anything.  ̄へ ̄]
The main system asked: [Do you still want to get what you want? 】
The small system choked, stopped whining, and said righteously: [It is my duty to follow the host, and I will never change shifts with others! 】
……
Yin Aochen frowned, moved his eyelids, and finally opened a slit.Turning his eyes to the side, he saw a small meat ball curled up in his arms.
Thinking of the little fat man saving him, Yin Aochen's expression was very complicated.
Little fat man, who are you?Why did it appear so timely?
Yin Aochen moved his body, and the little fat man rolled along with him, revealing a small face facing up, Lu!up!out!Come!
The pitted face made Yin Aochen's body move faster than his thoughts, and kicked the little fat man out with one kick.When he stiffly withdrew his foot, the little fat man had been kicked far away, hit the stone wall, and stuck in the hole made by the smash, like a ball stuck in the mud wall.
Under the huge impact, the little fat man woke up slowly, feeling that the space was very cramped.Turning his eyes, he realized that he was stuck in the wall. Depressedly, he pushed himself off the wall, only to find that there was a big footprint covered in mud on his black skirt.
The little fat man rushed to the pervert angrily, hum, it must be the pervert who did it!
Yin Aochen was also a little embarrassed, he hesitated and said: "Your face was hurt because of me, I will heal it."
ha?
The little fat man, who had prepared a full stomach of reproaches, was stunned, what the hell is he talking about?Her face hurt?impossible!None of those monsters hurt her yesterday!Could this be Yin Aochen's special way of apologizing? (⊙v⊙)
Yin Aochen felt uncomfortable all over, and he stretched out his hand reluctantly to rub the little fat man's chicken nest, "Don't be sad, I will cure you."
The little fat man blinked, why is she sad?
Thinking about it in combination with the perverted words, the little fat man changed his mind, what a god!Is she disfigured again?
Suddenly approaching Yin Aochen, the little fat man clearly saw his disfigured face comparable to the surface of the moon through the other's eyes...
Ahhhhh!Thomas's she's disfigured again!This is for God!
818: [Well, host, do you still remember the test medicine at the bedside that day? 】
The little fat man asked back: [What the hell? 】
818 coughed a few times, [That is, when the host first came to Xuanling Continent...]
The little fat man was terrified, and suddenly recalled that when she had just crossed over, she had to be bedridden to recuperate from her injuries. In order to recover her body quickly, she took the test medicine launched by the system!but……
[What does it matter? 】
818 faltered and said: [The effect of the medicine is unstable, and it conflicts with the medicine the host just took, cough cough, just, just...]
It's disfigured!
If 818 can't say these words, the little fat man can't even say them!
Ma Da!I've heard that taking fake medicines can't cure the disease, but I haven't heard that being a guinea pig will be disfigured!Hey, she can be disfigured even after taking a test drug, how much does the plot master despise her?Give her this villain boss a little dignity, okay?
"what--"
"Help!"
"Roar--"
Screams, cries for help, and roars suddenly sounded outside the cave.These noisy sounds moved from far to near, and the earth trembled accordingly.
Here comes the monster!
The little fat man's expression was serious, and he waited with his profound energy.
Yin Aochen also had a serious face, and walked to the edge of the cave to defend himself.
818: [Ding!The first aid mission is on!Task: Rescue the child in the hands of the devil! 】
[Mission Description: The host needs to rescue at least ten children. 】
[Task Reward: Lifespan + 1 days! 】
[Mission penalty: For every child saved, the host will suffer a lightning attack, and the lightning attack is a superimposed mode! 】
The little fat man listened to the task of knowing the sea, and complained: [Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, can't you reward me with a few more lifespans? 】
818 said seriously: [I only know about lightning attacks. 】
Xin Suinian: […]
Ma Da!All friends!
……
"What are you going to do?" Yin Aochen stopped the little fat man who suddenly rushed out of the cave, "Don't die!"
"Don't stop me!" The little fat man said anxiously, "I want to save someone!"
Yin Aochen sneered and said, "Save someone? I think he's going to die!"
The little fat man was so depressed, if she had a choice, she wouldn't want to go either!
"If you die, you die!"
Hearing the screams outside, the little fat man was startled.If I go out late, I don't think even a child can be saved!He slammed Yin Aochen away, and the little fat man flew out recklessly.
Damn, saving people is death, not saving people is also death.It's better to die on the way to save people, and you can brag about it when you go to the palace of the king of hell. Laozi is a great kind person. When you reincarnate, remember to arrange a good family for Laozi!
……
Blood, wreckage, children, monsters.
A smell of blood rushed to his face, and the little fat man almost vomited out.Looking at monsters with strange looks and as strong as mountains, it would be a lie to say that they are not afraid, but they hurt their kind. Now the little fat man turns his grief and anger into strength, musters up his courage, regards himself as a hydrogen bomb, and shoots out after aiming at the target .
"Oh my god! Monster!"
The ugliest and strongest monster at the head looked at the little fat man flying over, turned around and ran away in fright.
Xin Suinian: (⊙v⊙)... That big monster, are you sure the "monster" is talking about me?
The other monsters saw the little meatball flying at such a high speed with a face like a lotus pod, they were frightened, shouted "ugly monster", and ran away as if fleeing for their lives, bringing thick smoke billowing all over the ground.
Xin Suinian: "..."
Is she that ugly?
Those teenagers only saw a small black meat ball flashing past, and the monsters were all scared away, and then a little boy in black clothes stood in front of them.
A young boy was the first to come out with tears in his eyes to thank him: "Little sister, thank you... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Xin Suinian was so stimulated by the other party's scream that his hairs stood on end, and he said angrily, "Shut up!"
The boy squinted his eyes and glanced at the little meatball for the last time, foamed at the mouth, fell to the ground, and muttered: "Everyone, don't look at this little sister..."
But his voice was too low to be heard.In addition, a group of teenagers survived the catastrophe, and they were very excited to see their little benefactors, and hurriedly ran up to thank them.
Then, a strange scene appeared on the desolate land—a boy walked up to a little doll excitedly, and before he could say a few words, he looked as if he had seen a ghost, his face was pale, and he fell to the ground and twitched endlessly...
Xin Suinian stood where he was, when a gust of cool wind blew up a residual leaf on the ground and blew it away.
Damn, is she really that ugly? !
This wicked face-seeking world!
……
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task!A total of 17 boys and girls were rescued! 】
[Host life value + 1 day! 】
【Ding!Sharing mode is on!Each hero's lifespan +1 day! 】
[Host lifespan value: 45 days! 】
The little fat man was heartbroken. Hearing the system's congratulatory sound, he didn't feel happy at all.
Ma Da!Give her a normal face!
Yin Aochen witnessed the whole process of the little fat man's "heroic rescue", and his heart was already cramp from laughing, but his face was still tense, expressing that he sympathized with the little fat man's experience, and would definitely do everything possible to cure her Face.
After saying a lot of promises, the little fat man finally didn't feel so sad, and smiled sweetly with a lotus face upturned.
Yin Aochen's facial expression froze for a moment, and he rushed far away and vomited.
Ma Da!I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen one so purely ugly!
The little fat man looked at the other party's disappearing figure, and his sadness flowed like a river. (T_T)/~~
……
"The Xiao family said they wanted to accept apprentices, so Goudan and I signed up. Unexpectedly, both of us passed the test and were selected as inner disciples. The Patriarch said he would take us to the Crane and Tortoise Forest for training, but..." The young man's lips trembled After holding back for a while, he continued, "The group of people killed the dog eggs and sacrificed them to the crane and tortoise tree. I, I was so scared that I ran away on the spot. Who knows, this forest is full of monsters..."
After the attack just now, the little fat man put on the mask very self-aware.Hearing the boy's description, the whole person turned into a big exclamation mark.The Xiao family's alchemy conference was really tricky!Under the guise of recruiting disciples, they recruited young girls to come to the Crane and Turtle Forest for blood sacrifices!Crane and Turtle Forest...
It's Crane and Turtle Forest again!What is the connection between this and PY Tuhong's Crane and Turtle Forest?Could it be that the Xiao family also sacrificed blood to the crane and turtle forest in order to gain life?What a bunch of lunatics!
818: [Ding!Reminder: These monsters are all demons! 】
Xin Suinian was taken aback, the devil is not tolerated by the law of heaven, how could he be so rampantly active in the Xiao family's territory?The Xiao family... is raising demons!However, what is the purpose of this?
A gleam flashed in Yin Aochen's eyes, and his expression was difficult to distinguish.
"Hey..." A girl couldn't help sobbing in a low voice, "What should we do? Monsters will eat us..."
The little fat man patted his chest, and said with pride: "Don't be afraid! I'll take you out of the Crane and Turtle Forest!"
Everyone was stunned, and then a gleam of hope flashed in their eyes, just like seeing the Virgin Mary with a halo.Well, that's right!This little sister will definitely be able to scare away those monsters again!
Things went very smoothly. Although the devils in the woods were all very artistic, they were all scared away by the little fat man who looked more abstract.
Yin Aochen looked at a group of majestic and majestic devils who were scared to the ground by a small lotus ball, and his heart was really...unspeakable.It turns out that to deal with the demons, you only need to have a face like a honeycomb!It's unbelievable!
The little fat man arrogantly led a group of teenagers to get out of the predicament easily. After walking out of the woods, he discovered that it turned out that this place was on the top of the mountain behind Xiao's house.
A group of people walked down the mountain, and when they were halfway up the mountain, they ran into Lin Zhan who was in a hurry.
Lin Zhan originally came to investigate the Xiao family together with Yin Aochen, and seeing that Yin Aochen had not gone down the mountain for a long time, he came to investigate.Unexpectedly, I ran into a bad friend on the way.
Yin Aochen pulled Lin Zhan aside and told what happened in a low voice.
"Devil?" Lin Zhan asked with a frown, "Are you sure those in the back mountain are all demons?"
"It's absolutely true." Yin Aochen paused and said, "The top of the mountain is full of crane and turtle trees."
Lin Zhan was dumbfounded.Why is it a crane and tortoise tree again?
The little fat man didn't wear a mask just now in order to scare away the devil.I was a little carried away at the moment, and forgot to put the mask back on for a moment.After he and Lin Zhan glanced at each other inadvertently, it was too late to think about this.
Seeing his friend's calm face, Yin Aochen stabbed unhappily: "Why, aren't you scared?"
Lin Zhan said calmly: "Compared to her, Madam's appearance before is even worse."
fatty:"……"
Hehe, don't talk to her, she wants to be quiet!Don't ask her who Jing Jing is!
……
Yin Aochen handed over a group of teenagers to Lin Zhan: "I will leave this place to you, I have to go back quickly."
Lin Zhan nodded and said with a smile, "Don't worry."
Both of them knew exactly where this "going back" was going.It was also based on this that Lin Zhan glanced at the short and chubby little fat man, and asked in surprise, "You want to take her with you?"
Yin Aochen was silent for a while, and then gave a faint "hmm".Seeing the doubtful look on the friend's face, he smiled again: "Xin Suinian will let you, I just have this little fat man."
The corner of Lin Zhan's mouth twitched, "You, have you changed your mouth?"
The other party stuttered, but I can imagine how shaken my heart is...
Yin Aochen endured it, gritted his teeth and said, "You and I have been together for so long, why don't you say I'm a man?"
Lin Zhan suddenly realized, "You need someone to accompany you..."
Yin Aochen blushed, feeling that with such a bad friend, he would lose face for more than twenty years.Picking up the little fat man next to his legs, he cast teleportation and left in a hurry.
……
"Here, where is this?"
The little fat man turned around slowly, looked up and down, left, right, left, right, and left, right, and was amazed at the magnificent decorations around him.This is by no means the Palace of Hundred Ghosts, just like a palace.Hey, what on earth is the pervert trying to do here by teleporting in such a hurry?
"Liang Guo, East Palace."
As Yin Aochen said, he took down the python robe from the shelf and changed it.
"Eastern Palace~" The little fat man nodded, and then exclaimed, "Eastern Palace?"
Why did the pervert teleport to the East Palace? !Do you want to steal the royal treasure?
Turning around and seeing Yin Aochen in a python robe, the little fat man froze in place.This, what's going on here?Did the pervert come all the way here to steal the boa robe?
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man who had already lost his mind, and said indifferently: "This palace is the Prince of Liang, Beitang Chen."
Xin Suinian instantly petrified.Ahhhhh!Has Yin Aochen become a prince?My God, the master of the Hundred Ghosts Palace, who was regarded as a thorn in the flesh by the Three Kingdoms, turned out to be the Prince of Liang!It's too frightening, isn't it!
Yin Aochen kicked the little fat man's PP, and said viciously: "Dare to talk nonsense, I will cut your tongue for drinking."
The little fatty was in a state of confusion, quickly covered his mouth with his two paws, blinked his eyes, and angrily accused the other party of his rudeness.
Yin Aochen was about to take off the mask, paused his hands, and said to the little fat man: "Dare to reveal the appearance of this deity, I gouged out your eyes."
The little fat man quickly covered his eyes with one hand in the air.
Yin Aochen couldn't see the pair of silly eyes of the other party, kicked the little fat man, and said angrily: "Take your hands away, it's too ugly to cover them."
The little fat man is now very sensitive to descriptions related to his appearance, and he immediately let go of his hand when he heard the word "too ugly".
Subconsciously looking up at Yin Aochen, the little fat man was stunned.
My god, pervert, do you dare to look a little better?The old man's girlish heart is about to break in your face!
The little fat man covered his chest and took a step back, oh, didn't you say that love comes from your heart?This should be an irony, right?As bad as a pervert's heart is, so good is his face!Look at the eyebrows, the bridge of the nose, the lips, and the shape of the face, as if they were calculated precisely, every point is just right, there is no dead angle in 360 degrees!
"Little fat man, come here."
The little fat man blushed like a little apple when he heard such tempting words.Shyly looking towards the source of the sound, he happened to see the pervert lying on the bed, with a sickly handsome face, slightly messy hair, a lock hanging on the temples, and the white underwear was loosely worn on the body, revealing A small piece of strong chest...
Morbidly beautiful!
Oh, this is seduction!You pervert, how could you tease this old man's girlish heart so shamelessly!
"Little fat man, come here!"
This sound restored Yin Aochen's previous viciousness, and the little fat man broke away from his fantasy in seconds, and ran to the bed slowly.
"Little Fatty, Bengong is seriously ill now, remember?"
The little fat man had already been dazzled by the other party's handsome face, he nodded silly, and said obediently: "Remember."
"Unless I remind you, you don't have to pay attention to everyone here."
"Yeah." The little fat man nodded, "Huh", tilted his head and asked, "Then what happened to the emperor?"
"What did I just say?"
"Unless you remind me, I don't have to pay attention to everyone here."
Yin Aochen said: "That's it."
The little fat man nodded, his face was crazy, and his heart was even more crazy.I'm so crazy!The pervert is so handsome and domineering!but……
"Uncle Yin, how did you manage to run... and... at both ends?"
Afraid of death, he perverted to cut her tongue, and the little fat man said that "Hundred Ghost Palace" and "Imperial Palace" are as thin as mosquitoes, which is almost equivalent to not saying anything.
Yin Aochen frowned, and said, "Change your mouth and call 'Brother Chen'."
The little fat man was as good as good, and immediately said sweetly: "Brother Chen, how did you manage to run... and... at both ends?"
"Stupid." Yin Aochen uttered a word noblely and coldly, then lay in bed and pretended to be dead, ah, no, pretended to be sick.
The little fat man was squatting on the step bed, holding his face in his hands, staring at the pervert with fascination. At this moment, he suddenly heard a dispute outside the house:
"Presumptuous, even a small female official dares to stop this king!"
"His Royal Highness King Han forgives the sin. His Royal Highness is resting in peace, and it is not appropriate to meet with guests."
"Brother Huang has been sick for seven days, and we are also worried..."
"Let them in." Without waiting for the outsiders to continue talking, Yin Aochen ordered sickly.
The little fat man glanced at Yin Aochen, who was "extremely ill", his forehead was dripping, he was a pervert, follow me back to the modern entertainment circle, the golden horse actor must be you, ah, no, the Oscar statuette is waiting for you!
The little fat man waited disgustedly for those annoying princes to enter the house. Suddenly, the little fat man's eyes lit up!
Fuck!Long legs!Four pairs of long legs!
Move your eyes up, I'll fuck it!Brothers, your face can be shortlisted for the standard face shape of the plastic surgery hospital!Ah, no, it would cost a lot of money if everyone had their faces adjusted!How much silicone is needed to pad the bridge of the nose, and how much hands must be placed on the double eyelids to have this effect!
"Hello, brothers~"
The little fat man was so excited that he completely forgot Yin Aochen's entrustment just now, and greeted the four beauties sweetly.Hohohoho, the royal family of the Liang Kingdom is really good-looking, even worse than the PY family of the Song Dynasty!
If it wasn't for Yin Aochen's scruples, the little fat man would have pounced on him to take advantage of it as a little milk baby.Tsk tsk, that chest, that waist, and those long legs must feel really good! \( o )/~
"Tsk, when did the emperor accept a child?"
The little fat man admired the beauty of the speaker, um, this prince has the most beautiful lips.Just by watching his lips open and close, I want to rush over and ravage him!Hehehe...
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man with his back turned to him, coughed, and said, "This is my child bride-in-law."
... Ah!
Xin Suinian staggered, opening his mouth wide enough to swallow an egg.Uncle Yin, ah, no, Brother Chen, are you really sick?
(End of this chapter)
The little fat man in Xuanyi is not as high as the knee of the man in Scarlet Clothes, but this little doll actually used the powerful Vajra Hand... holding such a big man in one hand to run away desperately, like a small black date holding an oversized carrot and running away. The chasing monster rushed straight at these two vegetables and dropped them...
While running for his life, the little fat man asked the system: [What place is this?Could it be the continent of Azeroth? 】
818: […] Toma has a host who is obsessed with "World of Warcraft". I can't afford to hurt him. I'm still thinking about the game at this time!
The small system was speechless for a while, 【This is the back mountain of the Xiao family. ] Pausing for a moment, he added: [Moling Xiao's family. 】
... Moling Xiao's family?How could there be a group of monsters in the back mountain of Bai Mudan's house?
Although the little fat man was confused, he didn't have time to think deeply.After running for tens of miles in a row, the little fat man stopped and found a cave to rest until the system indicated that he had safely evacuated from the battle circle.
Panting heavily, he put Yin Aochen on the ground, only to realize that the dead pervert was already pale due to excessive blood loss, and his mind was also somewhat blurred...
What a poor baby...
The little fat man shook his head and sighed, while taking out the medicine from the storage ring to heal the pervert.She had never taken care of anyone in her life, and when she finished taking care of the pervert, she ran all the way because of her fear, and didn't have time to rest, so she caught a cold after blowing a few more cool breezes.
The little fat man dozed off next to the pervert, his body was hot and cold, and he thought to himself, this is unscientific!Her physical fitness is so good, how could she catch a cold?It must be that God is jealous of her and insists on making life difficult for her!
In a daze, I heard the system say: [Host, the system has powerful medicine to treat colds, and it will recover immediately after taking it. Do you want to use it? 】
The little fat man nodded in agreement.
The moment the drug entered his body, the little fat man was dizzy.
The little fat man wondered: [818, what kind of medicine is this?Why doesn't it seem to work? 】
818 hesitated and said: [It seems that after taking the medicine, you will feel a little sleepy. 】
The little fat man reluctantly said: [No, there are monsters nearby, I'm about to faint, and I probably won't have a chance to wake up. 】
818 was silent for a while, and said tremblingly: [Well, the system will set up a protective barrier for the host, the host can sleep peacefully. 】
The little fat man had been staying awake with his will, and fell asleep after receiving the guarantee from the system. Naturally, he didn't notice the panic in the small system's tone.
818 The little heart is trembling, humming, the consciousness of the "first hero" is dangling by the host's side at all times, how are you going to live this day!
While both the host and the male lead had rested, the small system quietly summoned the main system: [Boss, boss, can you find a brother to change classes with me? 】
The main system said coldly: [No. 】
The little system was stunned for a moment, then he hummed and said: [You were not like this before, you would never refuse me anything.  ̄へ ̄]
The main system asked: [Do you still want to get what you want? 】
The small system choked, stopped whining, and said righteously: [It is my duty to follow the host, and I will never change shifts with others! 】
……
Yin Aochen frowned, moved his eyelids, and finally opened a slit.Turning his eyes to the side, he saw a small meat ball curled up in his arms.
Thinking of the little fat man saving him, Yin Aochen's expression was very complicated.
Little fat man, who are you?Why did it appear so timely?
Yin Aochen moved his body, and the little fat man rolled along with him, revealing a small face facing up, Lu!up!out!Come!
The pitted face made Yin Aochen's body move faster than his thoughts, and kicked the little fat man out with one kick.When he stiffly withdrew his foot, the little fat man had been kicked far away, hit the stone wall, and stuck in the hole made by the smash, like a ball stuck in the mud wall.
Under the huge impact, the little fat man woke up slowly, feeling that the space was very cramped.Turning his eyes, he realized that he was stuck in the wall. Depressedly, he pushed himself off the wall, only to find that there was a big footprint covered in mud on his black skirt.
The little fat man rushed to the pervert angrily, hum, it must be the pervert who did it!
Yin Aochen was also a little embarrassed, he hesitated and said: "Your face was hurt because of me, I will heal it."
ha?
The little fat man, who had prepared a full stomach of reproaches, was stunned, what the hell is he talking about?Her face hurt?impossible!None of those monsters hurt her yesterday!Could this be Yin Aochen's special way of apologizing? (⊙v⊙)
Yin Aochen felt uncomfortable all over, and he stretched out his hand reluctantly to rub the little fat man's chicken nest, "Don't be sad, I will cure you."
The little fat man blinked, why is she sad?
Thinking about it in combination with the perverted words, the little fat man changed his mind, what a god!Is she disfigured again?
Suddenly approaching Yin Aochen, the little fat man clearly saw his disfigured face comparable to the surface of the moon through the other's eyes...
Ahhhhh!Thomas's she's disfigured again!This is for God!
818: [Well, host, do you still remember the test medicine at the bedside that day? 】
The little fat man asked back: [What the hell? 】
818 coughed a few times, [That is, when the host first came to Xuanling Continent...]
The little fat man was terrified, and suddenly recalled that when she had just crossed over, she had to be bedridden to recuperate from her injuries. In order to recover her body quickly, she took the test medicine launched by the system!but……
[What does it matter? 】
818 faltered and said: [The effect of the medicine is unstable, and it conflicts with the medicine the host just took, cough cough, just, just...]
It's disfigured!
If 818 can't say these words, the little fat man can't even say them!
Ma Da!I've heard that taking fake medicines can't cure the disease, but I haven't heard that being a guinea pig will be disfigured!Hey, she can be disfigured even after taking a test drug, how much does the plot master despise her?Give her this villain boss a little dignity, okay?
"what--"
"Help!"
"Roar--"
Screams, cries for help, and roars suddenly sounded outside the cave.These noisy sounds moved from far to near, and the earth trembled accordingly.
Here comes the monster!
The little fat man's expression was serious, and he waited with his profound energy.
Yin Aochen also had a serious face, and walked to the edge of the cave to defend himself.
818: [Ding!The first aid mission is on!Task: Rescue the child in the hands of the devil! 】
[Mission Description: The host needs to rescue at least ten children. 】
[Task Reward: Lifespan + 1 days! 】
[Mission penalty: For every child saved, the host will suffer a lightning attack, and the lightning attack is a superimposed mode! 】
The little fat man listened to the task of knowing the sea, and complained: [Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, can't you reward me with a few more lifespans? 】
818 said seriously: [I only know about lightning attacks. 】
Xin Suinian: […]
Ma Da!All friends!
……
"What are you going to do?" Yin Aochen stopped the little fat man who suddenly rushed out of the cave, "Don't die!"
"Don't stop me!" The little fat man said anxiously, "I want to save someone!"
Yin Aochen sneered and said, "Save someone? I think he's going to die!"
The little fat man was so depressed, if she had a choice, she wouldn't want to go either!
"If you die, you die!"
Hearing the screams outside, the little fat man was startled.If I go out late, I don't think even a child can be saved!He slammed Yin Aochen away, and the little fat man flew out recklessly.
Damn, saving people is death, not saving people is also death.It's better to die on the way to save people, and you can brag about it when you go to the palace of the king of hell. Laozi is a great kind person. When you reincarnate, remember to arrange a good family for Laozi!
……
Blood, wreckage, children, monsters.
A smell of blood rushed to his face, and the little fat man almost vomited out.Looking at monsters with strange looks and as strong as mountains, it would be a lie to say that they are not afraid, but they hurt their kind. Now the little fat man turns his grief and anger into strength, musters up his courage, regards himself as a hydrogen bomb, and shoots out after aiming at the target .
"Oh my god! Monster!"
The ugliest and strongest monster at the head looked at the little fat man flying over, turned around and ran away in fright.
Xin Suinian: (⊙v⊙)... That big monster, are you sure the "monster" is talking about me?
The other monsters saw the little meatball flying at such a high speed with a face like a lotus pod, they were frightened, shouted "ugly monster", and ran away as if fleeing for their lives, bringing thick smoke billowing all over the ground.
Xin Suinian: "..."
Is she that ugly?
Those teenagers only saw a small black meat ball flashing past, and the monsters were all scared away, and then a little boy in black clothes stood in front of them.
A young boy was the first to come out with tears in his eyes to thank him: "Little sister, thank you... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Xin Suinian was so stimulated by the other party's scream that his hairs stood on end, and he said angrily, "Shut up!"
The boy squinted his eyes and glanced at the little meatball for the last time, foamed at the mouth, fell to the ground, and muttered: "Everyone, don't look at this little sister..."
But his voice was too low to be heard.In addition, a group of teenagers survived the catastrophe, and they were very excited to see their little benefactors, and hurriedly ran up to thank them.
Then, a strange scene appeared on the desolate land—a boy walked up to a little doll excitedly, and before he could say a few words, he looked as if he had seen a ghost, his face was pale, and he fell to the ground and twitched endlessly...
Xin Suinian stood where he was, when a gust of cool wind blew up a residual leaf on the ground and blew it away.
Damn, is she really that ugly? !
This wicked face-seeking world!
……
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully completing the task!A total of 17 boys and girls were rescued! 】
[Host life value + 1 day! 】
【Ding!Sharing mode is on!Each hero's lifespan +1 day! 】
[Host lifespan value: 45 days! 】
The little fat man was heartbroken. Hearing the system's congratulatory sound, he didn't feel happy at all.
Ma Da!Give her a normal face!
Yin Aochen witnessed the whole process of the little fat man's "heroic rescue", and his heart was already cramp from laughing, but his face was still tense, expressing that he sympathized with the little fat man's experience, and would definitely do everything possible to cure her Face.
After saying a lot of promises, the little fat man finally didn't feel so sad, and smiled sweetly with a lotus face upturned.
Yin Aochen's facial expression froze for a moment, and he rushed far away and vomited.
Ma Da!I've seen ugly ones, but I've never seen one so purely ugly!
The little fat man looked at the other party's disappearing figure, and his sadness flowed like a river. (T_T)/~~
……
"The Xiao family said they wanted to accept apprentices, so Goudan and I signed up. Unexpectedly, both of us passed the test and were selected as inner disciples. The Patriarch said he would take us to the Crane and Tortoise Forest for training, but..." The young man's lips trembled After holding back for a while, he continued, "The group of people killed the dog eggs and sacrificed them to the crane and tortoise tree. I, I was so scared that I ran away on the spot. Who knows, this forest is full of monsters..."
After the attack just now, the little fat man put on the mask very self-aware.Hearing the boy's description, the whole person turned into a big exclamation mark.The Xiao family's alchemy conference was really tricky!Under the guise of recruiting disciples, they recruited young girls to come to the Crane and Turtle Forest for blood sacrifices!Crane and Turtle Forest...
It's Crane and Turtle Forest again!What is the connection between this and PY Tuhong's Crane and Turtle Forest?Could it be that the Xiao family also sacrificed blood to the crane and turtle forest in order to gain life?What a bunch of lunatics!
818: [Ding!Reminder: These monsters are all demons! 】
Xin Suinian was taken aback, the devil is not tolerated by the law of heaven, how could he be so rampantly active in the Xiao family's territory?The Xiao family... is raising demons!However, what is the purpose of this?
A gleam flashed in Yin Aochen's eyes, and his expression was difficult to distinguish.
"Hey..." A girl couldn't help sobbing in a low voice, "What should we do? Monsters will eat us..."
The little fat man patted his chest, and said with pride: "Don't be afraid! I'll take you out of the Crane and Turtle Forest!"
Everyone was stunned, and then a gleam of hope flashed in their eyes, just like seeing the Virgin Mary with a halo.Well, that's right!This little sister will definitely be able to scare away those monsters again!
Things went very smoothly. Although the devils in the woods were all very artistic, they were all scared away by the little fat man who looked more abstract.
Yin Aochen looked at a group of majestic and majestic devils who were scared to the ground by a small lotus ball, and his heart was really...unspeakable.It turns out that to deal with the demons, you only need to have a face like a honeycomb!It's unbelievable!
The little fat man arrogantly led a group of teenagers to get out of the predicament easily. After walking out of the woods, he discovered that it turned out that this place was on the top of the mountain behind Xiao's house.
A group of people walked down the mountain, and when they were halfway up the mountain, they ran into Lin Zhan who was in a hurry.
Lin Zhan originally came to investigate the Xiao family together with Yin Aochen, and seeing that Yin Aochen had not gone down the mountain for a long time, he came to investigate.Unexpectedly, I ran into a bad friend on the way.
Yin Aochen pulled Lin Zhan aside and told what happened in a low voice.
"Devil?" Lin Zhan asked with a frown, "Are you sure those in the back mountain are all demons?"
"It's absolutely true." Yin Aochen paused and said, "The top of the mountain is full of crane and turtle trees."
Lin Zhan was dumbfounded.Why is it a crane and tortoise tree again?
The little fat man didn't wear a mask just now in order to scare away the devil.I was a little carried away at the moment, and forgot to put the mask back on for a moment.After he and Lin Zhan glanced at each other inadvertently, it was too late to think about this.
Seeing his friend's calm face, Yin Aochen stabbed unhappily: "Why, aren't you scared?"
Lin Zhan said calmly: "Compared to her, Madam's appearance before is even worse."
fatty:"……"
Hehe, don't talk to her, she wants to be quiet!Don't ask her who Jing Jing is!
……
Yin Aochen handed over a group of teenagers to Lin Zhan: "I will leave this place to you, I have to go back quickly."
Lin Zhan nodded and said with a smile, "Don't worry."
Both of them knew exactly where this "going back" was going.It was also based on this that Lin Zhan glanced at the short and chubby little fat man, and asked in surprise, "You want to take her with you?"
Yin Aochen was silent for a while, and then gave a faint "hmm".Seeing the doubtful look on the friend's face, he smiled again: "Xin Suinian will let you, I just have this little fat man."
The corner of Lin Zhan's mouth twitched, "You, have you changed your mouth?"
The other party stuttered, but I can imagine how shaken my heart is...
Yin Aochen endured it, gritted his teeth and said, "You and I have been together for so long, why don't you say I'm a man?"
Lin Zhan suddenly realized, "You need someone to accompany you..."
Yin Aochen blushed, feeling that with such a bad friend, he would lose face for more than twenty years.Picking up the little fat man next to his legs, he cast teleportation and left in a hurry.
……
"Here, where is this?"
The little fat man turned around slowly, looked up and down, left, right, left, right, and left, right, and was amazed at the magnificent decorations around him.This is by no means the Palace of Hundred Ghosts, just like a palace.Hey, what on earth is the pervert trying to do here by teleporting in such a hurry?
"Liang Guo, East Palace."
As Yin Aochen said, he took down the python robe from the shelf and changed it.
"Eastern Palace~" The little fat man nodded, and then exclaimed, "Eastern Palace?"
Why did the pervert teleport to the East Palace? !Do you want to steal the royal treasure?
Turning around and seeing Yin Aochen in a python robe, the little fat man froze in place.This, what's going on here?Did the pervert come all the way here to steal the boa robe?
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man who had already lost his mind, and said indifferently: "This palace is the Prince of Liang, Beitang Chen."
Xin Suinian instantly petrified.Ahhhhh!Has Yin Aochen become a prince?My God, the master of the Hundred Ghosts Palace, who was regarded as a thorn in the flesh by the Three Kingdoms, turned out to be the Prince of Liang!It's too frightening, isn't it!
Yin Aochen kicked the little fat man's PP, and said viciously: "Dare to talk nonsense, I will cut your tongue for drinking."
The little fatty was in a state of confusion, quickly covered his mouth with his two paws, blinked his eyes, and angrily accused the other party of his rudeness.
Yin Aochen was about to take off the mask, paused his hands, and said to the little fat man: "Dare to reveal the appearance of this deity, I gouged out your eyes."
The little fat man quickly covered his eyes with one hand in the air.
Yin Aochen couldn't see the pair of silly eyes of the other party, kicked the little fat man, and said angrily: "Take your hands away, it's too ugly to cover them."
The little fat man is now very sensitive to descriptions related to his appearance, and he immediately let go of his hand when he heard the word "too ugly".
Subconsciously looking up at Yin Aochen, the little fat man was stunned.
My god, pervert, do you dare to look a little better?The old man's girlish heart is about to break in your face!
The little fat man covered his chest and took a step back, oh, didn't you say that love comes from your heart?This should be an irony, right?As bad as a pervert's heart is, so good is his face!Look at the eyebrows, the bridge of the nose, the lips, and the shape of the face, as if they were calculated precisely, every point is just right, there is no dead angle in 360 degrees!
"Little fat man, come here."
The little fat man blushed like a little apple when he heard such tempting words.Shyly looking towards the source of the sound, he happened to see the pervert lying on the bed, with a sickly handsome face, slightly messy hair, a lock hanging on the temples, and the white underwear was loosely worn on the body, revealing A small piece of strong chest...
Morbidly beautiful!
Oh, this is seduction!You pervert, how could you tease this old man's girlish heart so shamelessly!
"Little fat man, come here!"
This sound restored Yin Aochen's previous viciousness, and the little fat man broke away from his fantasy in seconds, and ran to the bed slowly.
"Little Fatty, Bengong is seriously ill now, remember?"
The little fat man had already been dazzled by the other party's handsome face, he nodded silly, and said obediently: "Remember."
"Unless I remind you, you don't have to pay attention to everyone here."
"Yeah." The little fat man nodded, "Huh", tilted his head and asked, "Then what happened to the emperor?"
"What did I just say?"
"Unless you remind me, I don't have to pay attention to everyone here."
Yin Aochen said: "That's it."
The little fat man nodded, his face was crazy, and his heart was even more crazy.I'm so crazy!The pervert is so handsome and domineering!but……
"Uncle Yin, how did you manage to run... and... at both ends?"
Afraid of death, he perverted to cut her tongue, and the little fat man said that "Hundred Ghost Palace" and "Imperial Palace" are as thin as mosquitoes, which is almost equivalent to not saying anything.
Yin Aochen frowned, and said, "Change your mouth and call 'Brother Chen'."
The little fat man was as good as good, and immediately said sweetly: "Brother Chen, how did you manage to run... and... at both ends?"
"Stupid." Yin Aochen uttered a word noblely and coldly, then lay in bed and pretended to be dead, ah, no, pretended to be sick.
The little fat man was squatting on the step bed, holding his face in his hands, staring at the pervert with fascination. At this moment, he suddenly heard a dispute outside the house:
"Presumptuous, even a small female official dares to stop this king!"
"His Royal Highness King Han forgives the sin. His Royal Highness is resting in peace, and it is not appropriate to meet with guests."
"Brother Huang has been sick for seven days, and we are also worried..."
"Let them in." Without waiting for the outsiders to continue talking, Yin Aochen ordered sickly.
The little fat man glanced at Yin Aochen, who was "extremely ill", his forehead was dripping, he was a pervert, follow me back to the modern entertainment circle, the golden horse actor must be you, ah, no, the Oscar statuette is waiting for you!
The little fat man waited disgustedly for those annoying princes to enter the house. Suddenly, the little fat man's eyes lit up!
Fuck!Long legs!Four pairs of long legs!
Move your eyes up, I'll fuck it!Brothers, your face can be shortlisted for the standard face shape of the plastic surgery hospital!Ah, no, it would cost a lot of money if everyone had their faces adjusted!How much silicone is needed to pad the bridge of the nose, and how much hands must be placed on the double eyelids to have this effect!
"Hello, brothers~"
The little fat man was so excited that he completely forgot Yin Aochen's entrustment just now, and greeted the four beauties sweetly.Hohohoho, the royal family of the Liang Kingdom is really good-looking, even worse than the PY family of the Song Dynasty!
If it wasn't for Yin Aochen's scruples, the little fat man would have pounced on him to take advantage of it as a little milk baby.Tsk tsk, that chest, that waist, and those long legs must feel really good! \( o )/~
"Tsk, when did the emperor accept a child?"
The little fat man admired the beauty of the speaker, um, this prince has the most beautiful lips.Just by watching his lips open and close, I want to rush over and ravage him!Hehehe...
Yin Aochen glanced at the little fat man with his back turned to him, coughed, and said, "This is my child bride-in-law."
... Ah!
Xin Suinian staggered, opening his mouth wide enough to swallow an egg.Uncle Yin, ah, no, Brother Chen, are you really sick?
(End of this chapter)
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