Chapter 103
PS: ①In order to avoid the confusion of titles, starting from this chapter, the princes are all called brothers (such as: elder brother, second younger brother). They usually call themselves "I" or "I", and call themselves "the king" to the next; Bengong" is still referred to as "I" at ordinary times.

②The titles of the princes of Liang are arranged in the order of "Qi Chu Yan Han Zhao Wei Qin", that is, the first prince is the king of Qi, the second prince is the king of Chu, and so on.

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Everyone present was stunned, child bride?A prince in his twenties picks up a little milk baby as a child bride?What the hell, even if an old cow gnaws tender grass, it's not the way to gnaw it--you can't even eat it!
Han Wang Beitangfeng sneered, "Second brother, you really know how to joke."

The kings of Yan, Zhao, and Qin who accompanied him all had expressions of "you are so funny to me".

Yin Aochen clenched his hands into fists, put them to his lips and coughed weakly, "I never joke."

When these words came out, everyone's expressions were colorful.

Beitangfeng's expression froze, and he suddenly remembered something that made him angry and ashamed.

That was three years ago, he was playing with a male waiter in the small garden.That little garden was Beitangchen's territory, and this fellow said harshly that anyone who entered the little garden without his permission would be killed without mercy.Everyone knows that Prince Beitang Chen is a mad dog, biting people recklessly.But he is the prince after all, so he thought what if he entered the small garden, could it be that Bei Tangchen really dared to kill him?

Unexpectedly, this mad dog really dared to do something!
He still remembers Bei Tangchen's expression of stabbing the male waiter to death with a sword, bloodthirsty and crazy.

"I thought the second brother was just joking?" He forced a smile.

"I never joke." Bei Tangchen put his sword back into its sheath.

Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, Bei Tangchen suddenly drew his sword and stabbed at him again.

He couldn't dodge in time, and his legs went limp in fright and he fell to the ground.

Beitang Chen smiled and said, "Why is fourth brother so unafraid?"

Beitangfeng woke up from his memory, heh, don't you need to be scared?He dared to risk his life to guarantee that Bei Tangchen was absolutely murderous at that time!
Yan Wang Beitangyan joked: "Then don't we want to call this little doll 'sister-in-law'?"

Qin Wang Beitang said sarcastically: "Second brother is afraid that the quasi-sister-in-law will be seen by us, so he asked her to wear a mask."

The little fat man was obsessed with beauty and couldn't extricate himself. Apart from extracting the information he wanted to know, he didn't pay attention to what these people were saying.While admiring the beauty, she rated the four beauties in her mind—well, based on the full score of 10, Han Wang Beitang Feng was 8.8 points, and her lips were so beautiful, adding 0.5 points, the final score was 9.3 points; Yan Wang Beitangyan scored 8.9 points , after deducting 2 points for being sissy, the final score is 6.9 points; Zhao Wang Beitangmo scored 8.6 points, added 0.8 points to the subwoofer, and the final score was 9.4 points; Qin Wang Beitang Ce scored 9.1 points, deducting 3 points for being cute and pretending to be tender , with a final score of 6.1 points.Well, it's Zhao Wang Beitangmo that best suits her aesthetics.

"what!"

Well, it really comes with a subwoofer, it sounds so exciting!Huh?Why is Mao screaming?
The little fat man switched from the nympho mode to the normal mode, but saw that the pervert got off the bed at some point, and was stepping on Zhao Wang Beitangmo's finger...

(⊙o⊙)!

Brother Chen, why don't you be so cool and domineering!You are a prince, how can you be so willful!

"roll!"

Yin Aochen kicked Beitangmo in the waist, and glanced at Qin Wang and others standing in front of him.

Zhao Wang Beitang Mo got up from the ground, supported his aching waist, was supported by Qin Wang and others, and walked away gritted his teeth.

The little fat man remained stunned the whole time, what happened?
"From now on, everyone will know that you are my child bride."

Accompanied by these words, the little fat man felt a big hand rubbing the top of her hair.

Why would a pervert do this?Yin Aochen never admitted that she was a child bride before!
The little fat man took off his mask in a daze, and held it in his hand as a fan.He raised his head blankly to look at the pervert, and asked blankly, "Brother Chen, can you accept my face?"

"No." The other party answered cleanly.

The little fat man paused, squeezed the mask, and accused sadly: "How can you behave like this?"

The dead pervert said disapprovingly: "You try to think of my face as a lotus pod."

The little fat man imagined the appearance of the lotus pod, and then...

"vomit……"

Damn, it's really too ugly to watch!

……

Liang Guo, Yushufang.

"Father, the second brother is lingering in the sick bed, and we are very worried. When I went to visit today, I ran into the second brother playing with a young child, and even threatened to adopt him as a child bride! The fifth brother kindly tried to dissuade him, but was severely injured by the second brother! "Han Wang Beitangfeng spoke excitedly, with a heartbroken look.

"Fifth Brother is recuperating on the couch now. I heard from the imperial doctor that it won't take ten days and a half months. I'm afraid he won't recover." Yan Wang Beitang Yan said bitterly.

"Fifth brother can't even turn over now, he can only lie on the bed! Second brother is really going too far!" Qin Wang Beitang said, holding his mouth.

Emperor Liang listened to his own son's complaints with a sullen face, and heard the ink dripping from the last face gloomyly.

"Nizi!" Emperor Liang took a few pictures, and the memorial on the wooden board jumped twice.His face was full of anger, but his eyes were shining with excitement.

Heh, evil mosaic!I can be considered to have caught your handle!Tomorrow morning, I must make you look good!

Yan Wang and others looked at each other and smiled, the corners of their eyes and brows were full of complacency.

Hmph, mad dog may not be sitting on the position of prince for a long time!

If 818 heard the voices of the princes, they would definitely shake their hands and shake their heads indifferently. Come on, you have been saying this since you can remember.

Oh, that's right, from the time I can remember.Who the hell told Beitangchen to be so lucky to be crowned prince right from birth?The other princes have been shorter than him since they can remember, cursing behind his back all day long that he won't be a prince for a few days...

……

Liang Guo, Jinluan Hall.

"This kind of character, how can I be worthy of being my Prince Liang!" Emperor Liang scolded angrily, when he talked about the excitement, his saliva splashed everywhere, and the faces of the palace people standing beside him were all covered.

The ministers bowed their heads and listened to the old emperor talking about how the prince lost his virtue, how he despised the holy will, how he harmed his siblings, all of them looked serious.

Hmm, they seem to be listening quite seriously.

Seriously, just say something!I've said so much, why didn't you say anything?

Emperor Liang was heartbroken, looking at this group of ministers who couldn't even get a fart with a kick, he felt uncomfortable and just wanted to rush down the steps and kick over one of them.The damn mosaic has not come to the morning court until now, won't the people from Yushitai jump out and criticize it?

Perhaps the heavens heard Emperor Liang's longing, and just as he thought about it, evil mosaic came...

"My son is late, and I hope my father will forgive me."

The visitor was neatly dressed, all three thousand blue silks were tied high in the purple gold crown, and he was dressed in a yellow python robe, looking handsome and majestic...

No wonder!
Xin Suinian stared at Yin Aochen's court clothes resentfully, Thomas's was shit yellow!It's so ugly, isn't it?If it weren't for this guy's good looks, he would be so ugly!If you are not careful, you will become Xiang who is moving!Uh... I can't bear it!

When Emperor Liang saw that the evil mosaic was bringing a young child with him to court, he sneered in his heart: Does this evil mosaic understand court discipline?Dare to bring all the child molesters to the palace, do you want to make his dirty things public?What a mad dog!
Just as he was about to reprimand him, he heard the mad dog say:

"Father, this is the princess concubine chosen by my son, and I brought it here for you to see."

The eyelids of the ministers trembled, and they glanced at the little boy next to the prince, and then looked away, as if they were not surprised.

That's right, it's just not surprising.When does the prince go up to the court without making a fuss?Compared with the behavior of the prince in the past, the matter of making the little milk baby the princess is like a spring breeze and gentle rain.

"It's nonsense!" Emperor Liang said this opening sentence, and was about to give some exciting long speeches to make the mad dog feel ashamed, when the mad dog spoke again:

"Father, this little fat man is a gift from heaven to my son, and I dare not accept it."

God's gift?Bah, fart!

Emperor Liang reprimanded: "It's a bunch of nonsense! You..."

Emperor Liang is very excited, labor and management can finally give you a good reprimand, you mad dog!As a result, before the words of admonition could be uttered, the mad dog interrupted:
"Little Fatty, tell Royal Father that you showed up?"

Xin Suinian has turned into a black question mark face, Thomas' pervert is fighting with his father, what's the point of dragging her along?She obviously has a martial arts supernatural script, what is she trying to force her into a political fight scene now? !

The little fat man looked up at the perverted eyes, and after receiving the almost threatening gaze from the other party, his brain waves resonated with the other party in a rare way—only he could hear the little fat man holding his milk voice, and said softly and seriously: " Falling from the sky."

The faces of the ministers changed, and then there was a little disturbance, and they all looked up and down at the three-headed little fat man.

Emperor Liang was stunned for a moment, and then he felt annoyed that he was being teased. This mad dog of Thomas was about to start tormenting again!But this time it was even more frustrating, at least he had a chance to speak just now, this time before he could swear a word, he heard the mad dog say:
"Little Fatty, why don't you show Father your strength?"

Xin Suinian, Second Monk Zhang was puzzled, what does this mean?Is it possible that she should smash something magical on the spot so that people can see that she is the pinnacle of the divine realm?
Emperor Liang wanted to see Yin Aochen make a fool of himself, looked at the little Douding under the steps, and said with a sneer, "I want to see what's wrong with this doll..."

"Snapped!"

The last unfinished words were all thrown into Emperor Liang's stomach.

There was silence, deathly silence.

The little fat man glanced at his little fat hand resentfully, and immediately put his hands behind his back, as if so that others would not know what happened just now.

Yin Aochen's lips trembled, he put his fist to his lips and pretended to cough without turning his head, taking the opportunity to vent the wolfish smile in his heart.Hahahahahaha, Thomas laughed so hard!The little fat man turned the stupid emperor upside down with his palm, and even blasted a big hole in the wall behind the dragon chair!Hahahahahaha, the little fat man is indeed his confidant...

The moment Emperor Liang fell to the ground, he was in a daze!After being stupefied, it was anger, outrageous anger—who dared to take the most honorable person in the world... Huh!But this anger was fleeting, and all that was left was a deep sense of fear and awe—this little doll turned out to be the pinnacle of the divine realm!The peak of the divine realm, the highest cultivation level among warriors!Even a martial arts genius could never reach a realm in his whole life, but a three or four year old baby has reached it!This fucking little doll still fell from the sky!What does this mean?This really shows that this little thing is not a human being—ah, no, it is a goddess given to them by God!
The old emperor thought so, and so did the ministers, and all of them looked at the little fat man with incomparable reverence.The Xuanling Continent regards martial arts as the most important thing, and seeing this kind of young genius who is so explosive, he feels that it is a gift from the heavens—oh, oh, God bless me!
At this moment, the mask that the little fat man wears to hide his ugliness is automatically put on a filter and beautified countless times in the eyes of everyone—oh, the mysterious little goddess, don't just show her true colors to others!

King Han and the others had bitten their silver teeth, who would have expected that this little doll was covered in hangers!Such a heaven-defying little baby boy chose Beitangchen—what the hell, it was clearly demonstrated—Beitangchen was blessed by heaven, who would be the prince if he wasn’t the prince? !

The little fat man suddenly found that there were countless fiery eyes coming from all directions, like a huge tide rolled up by the sea, one wave after another, hitting her heavily, submerging her head over and over again!Damn, she was about to suffocate!

The little fat man hid behind the perverted man, those raging gazes not only didn't subside, but became more fierce!
Boom, baby is so scared!Is the old emperor of Thomas going to attack her with invincible eye waves, and then execute Ling Chi? !
But at this time, the voice of the small system kept pouring out of the sea of ​​consciousness, making the little fat man even more confused:
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for lighting up the "100% Stunning Warrior" skill! PS: This skill is only valid for warriors. 】

【Ding!The main system will issue special rewards to restore the host's appearance! 】

ha?
System, please speak slowly, ah, no, explain it again, what are you talking about?
"Okay, everyone in Daliang will know that you are my child bride."

Huh?
What?

When the little fat man was brought back to reality by the perverted words, he found that he had left the Golden Luan Hall and was walking towards the Hanshuang Hall in the arms of the perverted man.

The incomprehensible Liang Guo!

The pervert would take the initiative to hug her!

Not only is it abnormal, but the monarchs and ministers of the Liang Kingdom are also not normal——Thomas, she accidentally beat Emperor Liang, and Emperor Liang not only did not pursue the matter, but also agreed to give her some strange title with a smile— —Of course, the pervert refused straight away.The most amazing thing is that none of those ministers jumped out to criticize her, which is really unbelievable!

……

In the days that followed, the little fat man could be described as a celebrity, and he was followed by a group of fans wherever he went.

Alas, she really can't bear the enthusiasm of a wolf like a hurricane!

Who can tell her exactly what happened? !
On this day, the old emperor's [-]th birthday was celebrated everywhere, and a luxurious and extravagant birthday banquet was held.Well, of course, it's inevitable for the little fat man to join in the show—although she doesn't want to go...

"Little fat man! Hurry up!"

The little fat man pulled the clothes on his body with a bitter face, "Brother Chen, can we change clothes?"

"No!" Yin Aochen refused straight away, and then kicked the little meat ball gently, "Hurry up!"

The little fat man was dawdling, trying to make the last struggle, but the pervert just picked up her back collar with one hand, and hurried to the birthday banquet.

Arriving at the birthday banquet, looking at the bustling and festive crowd, the little fat man was finally infected by the cheerful atmosphere, and showed his first smile since waking up today.

Ministers with starry eyes: #Wow, the little goddess is so cute, she must be a little fairy when she grows up! #
#Prince His Royal Highness is too discerning! #
#Such a daughter, ah, no, child bride, I want one too! #
The eyes of the family members who came with the minister were even more intense. The little goddess has fair and clear skin, which can be broken by bombs, which is really incomparable to us mortals!

Women's attention and sensitivity to clothing is often much higher than that of men, so, in less than a second, the ladies and ladies discovered one after another——yo, the couple models worn by the little goddess and His Royal Highness!Is it too good for a good match? !
Absolutely nothing!

The little fat man tore off his clothes angrily.snort!Straight men's aesthetics are really incompetent!What is this little floral skirt?It's so careless!If she rolled on the ground, the clothes would definitely turn into coals!
818: [Host, why are you rolling around? 】

Xin Suinian: [Go away! 】

The little fat man shivered as soon as he had a word with 818, he was numb!The feeling of being submerged by layers of huge waves came again!

Xin Suinian: [818, let's have a discussion, can you take back that "100% stun warrior" skill? 】

Thomas is roasted in the eyes of others all day long, she is going to become a little suckling pig, right? !
818 put on the posture of an adult educating a child, and said sincerely: [Host, you have to accept it calmly. 】Fuck you can't even stand the envious gazes, and you will only be able to bear the disgusting gazes from everyone!
The little fat man sat down next to the pervert, hey, the birthday banquet is really boring.All the princes presented treasures one by one, and competed who was more filial and ingenious than the other.The pervert was able to sit still, until the day before the birthday banquet, he temporarily asked the ten servant boys with the best calligraphy to write one hundred blessing characters each.It's amazing to say that the handwriting of these servant boys is exactly the same.

Today, the dead pervert got up unhurriedly, respectfully dedicated the word "Fu" to the old emperor, and said sincerely: "Father, the emperor is blessed with great blessings, and his life is equal to the sky."

The old emperor looked at the thousand words of blessing, and it would be a lie to say whether he was moved or not.A thousand words of blessing, how long does it take to write!Mad Dog is still very filial!

Let's look at the rare treasures given by the other princes, whoever is the most caring and considerate will be judged!Well, Mad Dog still has a cute side!

The little fat man looked at the two people who were deeply in love with each other, and his face was blurred.Hey, Uncle Emperor, wake up!None of the thousand words of blessing were written by your mad dog!

Han Wang and others wrote all over their faces, "This cliff is not real", "Labor and management must be dreaming", "Labor and management must have met a fake father".

The minister quietly looked at the two people who were loving fathers and filial sons, and felt a big grip in their hearts.Damn, they must have met a fake prince!When did the prince become so obedient?

The little fat man thought that this birthday banquet would be so boring, well, everyone thought so.

but!

Halfway through the birthday banquet, Princess Han suddenly performed a dance!She has a graceful figure and a nimble figure, what a thief!But—that's not the point!The point is, this beautiful Concubine Han deliberately provoked Concubine Wei, and asked Concubine Wei to show some skills to cheer up the audience.

The little fat man looked excited, the blood in his whole body was boiling, oh, oh, oh, she didn't want to watch the show, she just wanted to appreciate the dancing skills of the ancients! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

I saw that Princess Wei got up without being humble, walked to the center of the stage, and bowed to the old emperor Yingying.Then, I swayed my waist and jumped... Radio gymnastics, ah, no, aerobics!
The little fat man was dumbfounded, did this girl from Thomas cross time?
Concubine Wei obviously had a good typhoon, and she danced with great vigor, which quickly made everyone around her ready to move, and they all danced along involuntarily—of course, her wife stared back and restrained her behavior.

The little fat man opened his mouth wide, what the fuck, does this scene look familiar?
Turning my mind, I went through the goofy little words I read back then, and suddenly woke up——I'm so fucking fucked up!Isn't this the correct way for the heroine to open up?The heroine who came back from time travel shined brightly at the emperor's birthday banquet, and any modern dance would infect the audience—in fact, she really doubted whether the ancients could accept the explosive modern dance...

Oh, this is not the point, the point is, if this girl is the heroine, she will be dead!Who the hell doesn't know that a female supporting role like her is born with a natural enemy that can never be defeated-the heroine!
The little fat man feels like sitting on pins and needles, as if he is facing a big enemy.According to the laws of the novel, the supporting role of the villain is inherently at odds with the heroine's aura. Even if she, the villain, doesn't take the initiative to provoke the heroine, the heroine will probably take an extra look at her in the crowd, and then the sky thunders, ah, Pooh!It's frost, snow and hail, and there will be a violent tear!
HO, NO!Don't let her be cannon fodder!Labor and management have worked so hard to live to this day, it's not easy for a thief!

Cherish life, stay away from heroines, stay away from bullying!
The little fat man jumped off the bench resolutely, and was about to run away in a hurry, but he heard a delicate voice: "Miss Ning, do you want to dance with me too?"

(⊙o⊙)...

As if hit by the freezing skill, the little fat man froze instantly.Her neck is like a robot, turning her head mechanically...

HO, NO!Why did you give me an extra look in the crowd!Hostess, we are gone!
The little fat man turned his head resolutely, and when he was about to rush out of the scene of the disaster with the posture of a peerless master, someone grabbed him by the collar...

The little fat man turned his head angrily, heck!You pervert, what are you doing!Didn't you see the heroine teasing her?
With a wave of Yin Aochen's claws, he threw the little fat man onto the stage like a rotten egg, and said flatly to Princess Wei: "The little fat man really wants to compete with you."

The little fat man was stupid, crazy, and broke down. Why did the fucking pervert push her into the fire pit!Is it finally the day when the male lead resolutely defends the female lead?Is she the female supporting role to set off the heroine?

The audience was completely silent, as if being forced to cover their mouths so that they could not make a sound, it was unbearable, but if there was an opportunity, they would definitely yell!They watched the little goddess' every move closely. When the little goddess moved a small step, even if the distance was only 0.000001 mm, they could still distinguish it!
Oh woo woo woo!
Ever since, the audience was in high spirits, waiting for the little fat man to make a move...

(End of this chapter)

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