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Chapter 100 Almost a Dead Orangutan

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, be serious! I'm playing a game!"

Seeing the imitative speeches of the audience on the live barrage, Hao Meng couldn't help but smile, waved his hand to stop the smile, and started to play the game seriously.

After clicking the start option on the main interface of the game, Hao Meng decided to play a quick game first to practice his hand.

Select the Quick Play option and the game begins by matching teammates and opponents based on the player's rank and skill.

After a few seconds, the screen changed and turned into a loading interface.

At the same time, a game prompt sounded.

[On the way to Lijiang Tower]

This game is in the mode of occupying points. It is very simple to win. Just occupy the target point and keep defending until the progress reaches [-]%. If there are no enemies in the point, you can win.

During the occupation period, this point may also be seized by the enemy because it cannot be defended and all teammates are lost.

On the contrary, if you do not regain the points in time after being occupied by the enemy, and the enemy's progress reaches [-]%, you will lose the game.

In short, this game is very dependent on the unity and cooperation of teammates.

【Please choose your hero】

After the game is loaded, enter the selection interface.

Only then did the audience realize that Hao Meng's level is only 24, and his ID is 'funny'.

And when Hao Meng was in the character selection interface, hesitating about which character to use, he only heard a burst of game prompts, and there were fewer and fewer heroes to choose from on the screen...

The quick-handed teammates almost robbed the output heroes all over the place!Except for myself who didn't choose anyone, all of them were output!

What the hell are these configurations!
Soldier 76, Genji, Hanzo, Widowmaker, McCree...

No treatment?Tanks without damage resistance?
Hao Meng felt speechless for a while, but was relieved when he saw the level of his teammates.

None of the teammates are above level [-], and there is even a first-level rookie among them.

It's no wonder, after all, they are all newcomers, and everyone likes to play for output.

What's more, this is a fast entertainment game in itself, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, you just win more experience points.

Seeing this formation, Hao Meng silently chose a gorilla named 'Winston' as the damage-resistant hero.

This hero's weapon is a Tesla Cannon, which can discharge electricity to 'electrotherapy' some squishy heroes, so he is also nicknamed 'Professor Yang'.

There are two common skills, one is the rocket backpack jump, which has a range of AOE damage when it lands, and can be used to move forward and cut the back row or escape.

The other is a protective shield, which can generate a spherical protective barrier with 500 health, which can be used to protect yourself and teammates, and can also be used to isolate and immunize some heroes from ranged moves.

However, even if Hao Meng changed his meat, no one chose the healer profession, and no one had a microphone to communicate with from the beginning to the end.

Hao Meng shook her little head and sighed.

"This round of pills!"

After speaking, Hao Meng glanced at the barrage.

[Fish Pond Bureau]
[This is a group of salted fish grabbing output! ]
[add me as friend!Five hundred powerful gods will take you to fly! ]
[It's a pity that my level is too high, so I didn't line up with funny, if I knew it, I would have changed my trumpet to line up! ]
[This team configuration... I have already seen the ending]
[Fortunately, this is not a qualifying match. If all my teammates were equipped like this, I would have lost my temper! ]
[Without treatment, this orangutan is almost a dead orangutan...]
[No kidding, I'm an angel, if I line up with Funny, I won't hold anyone, only you!Resurrection is just for you! ]
……

At this time, the selection time is over, the screen changes, and all players enter the spaceship room.

As soon as Hao Meng entered this room, he found that there was a crowd of demons dancing around.

"Hello."

"Hi!"

"Ariga set!"

……

These teammates are boringly sending short-cut voices of game characters, spraying paint spraying, climbing walls climbing walls, destroying destruction...

Hao Meng was not in a daze like everyone else, but came to the window to observe.

This game is a night market map of a small rectangular courtyard. What everyone needs to grab is a tower-like building.

When the preparation time of more than ten seconds passed, the door of the spaceship opened, and the teammates rushed out in a swarm.

Of course, these people were not as fast as Hao Meng.

Hao Meng pressed the shift key lightly, and the rocket backpack on the orangutan was activated, leaping forward for a long distance, passing everyone, and rushing to the front of the team.

Taking advantage of the orangutan's high mobility, Hao Meng decided to seize a favorable position first.

Jumping and jumping all the way, Hao Meng came to Dianli first with 76 and Genji.

The enemy on the opposite side also arrived here almost at the same time.

And the lineup on the opposite side is much better than Hao Meng's!
The meat is Roadhog and DVA.

The output includes Reaper and Genji.

The tits include DJ Lucio and Anna.

This is a typical lineup with two breasts, two meats, and two outputs. Logically speaking, this kind of lineup will only appear in qualifying matches. Unexpectedly, the opponent's lineup is actually very reasonable.

Both the enemy and ourselves are crowded in this spot, and we have no choice but to start a group.

Thus began the first wave of team battles.

Hao Meng took the lead in a shift rocket jump, and sat down in the crowd of enemies. The moment he landed, he punched out. He hit the DJ's face with melee damage without back-swinging the card. Then he threw the cover to save his life, and used Tes on his face. Cracker chased the DJ who was moving around and released high-voltage current, shocking the Brazilian boxing champion.

Dazzling electric sparks flashed, and the DJ couldn't help but screamed "uh uh uh..." from his mouth.

At the same time, the enemy was also setting fire on Hao Meng, a huge orangutan. The 500 health cover only supported it for a few seconds and was broken in an instant.

As soon as the cover was broken, the orangutan's blood volume began to drop wildly. The original 500 HP was quickly beaten down to about 200 HP, and the DJ, because of the presence of Anna next to him, was given an injection for treatment. Needle, finally electrified a little blood and the skin was quickly refilled.

Hao Meng knew that if he didn't run away, he might really have to confess here.

Fortunately, the CD of Rocket Jump has been cooled down at this time, Hao Meng turned her head and shifted, drink!I jump!

As soon as the orangutan's huge body took off, he heard a skill voice coming from Anna behind him.

"It's time to sleep..."

Chi!
A sleep needle was inserted in the orangutan's buttocks, and the orangutan that flew into the air fell down with a plop, lying motionless on the ground, with a series of "ZZZ" symbols floating above its head.

"I was actually put to sleep by Anna!"

Hao Meng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she wanted to jump into the crowd and pretend to be a B and wanted to run away, but she didn't expect to be able to run away.

And at this time, a Reaper just came from the opposite side, and slapped the head of the orangutan who was sleeping soundly on the ground...

Now the orangutan really became a dead orangutan...

Hao Meng could only return to the perspective of watching the battle. At this time, because there were no orangutans to attract the enemy's firepower, the crispy teammates all sent a wave of kills to the opponent, except for one who was hiding far away and sniping. Widowmaker survives.

While waiting for the resurrection, Hao Meng took the opportunity to look at the barrage.

[GG standard ending]
[This Widowmaker didn’t kill anyone just now! ]
[This Anna knows how to play, just wait for the orangutan to run away and come to sleep with a needle]
[The person on the other side is not a novice no matter what! ]
[Anna: You pretended to be B and still want to run away? ]
[Orangutan: If there is milk, I think I can save it]
……

　Thank you for the 2000 coins rewarded by the envoy!Thank you for the 1000 coins rewarded by Tiandi Wushuang Latiao!Thank you Ye Hei Feng Gao Thief Horror for the 300 coins rewarded!Thanks to the shining stars in the vast starry sky, the fake pig set, and yahchenz for the 100 coins rewarded!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)