funny anchor

Chapter 101
When Hao Meng's orangutan came back to life again, the target point had already been captured by the enemy, and the count at the top of the screen indicating the enemy's side began to increase little by little.

Hao Meng went out and jumped up. While rushing to the target point, TAB checked the configuration of teammates and enemies.

"I'm so angry! It seems that teammates can't count on anything! After being beaten like this, no one has changed the treatment... Eh? A single Genji!"

I saw the enemy's Genji climbing up the high wall by himself, and it seemed that he was planning to attack Widowmaker who was obsessed with sniping on the high wall.

Although this Widowmaker is pretty bad, it doesn't mean that Hao Meng is bad. Hao Meng decided to save his teammates, not to mention that there is Genji, a crispy Internet addict, waiting for his treatment.

And if this Genji doesn't care about him, and he saves a big move to open his pants, it will be a great threat to all the squishy teammates.

Hao Meng jumped onto the high platform with a rocket backpack, chased after Genji's buttocks and performed electrotherapy on him.

"Uh uh uh uh..."

This Genji found himself being chased by the natural enemy 'Professor Yang'. In order to save his life, he gave up the shift shift to get rid of the Widowmaker who ran home with a little blood left, turned around and shifted to a 'shadow', and rushed towards the nearby teammate. In the small room.

Hao Meng chased after Genji and gave him a fierce shock. Genji had no power to fight back, but only knew to run for his life.

Although Genji rushed towards the direction of the small room with a 'Shadow' skill, Hao Meng thought that he might be looking for a blood bag, but even if Genji with full blood was singled out, he couldn't match his opponent, so he boldly followed in.

One must know that chasing Genji Dian and hearing him scream in despair is the joy of every orangutan, how could Hao Meng let him go?
……

In the small room, teammate Soldier 76 is fighting an enemy Reaper.

However, this teammate's marksmanship is too weak, even with a healing milk stick inserted on the ground, he still can't beat this close-faced god of death.

There was a burst of shotgun crackling, and teammate 76 was present with hatred.

But this god of death is not easy, 76 hit a grenade before dying, blowing himself into residual blood, and now his blood volume is less than 100.

If there were other enemies at this time, he would have already handed in shift and escaped in ghost form.

"Death help me! There is a monkey chasing me for electrotherapy!"

After hearing the voice of his teammate, the Reaper player looked at the voice of his teammate in the upper left corner of the screen, and found that it was the Genji teammate named 'This account only practices Genji'.

Although I still have a trace of blood, since the opponent is a huge orangutan, there is nothing to be afraid of.

Reaper also rushed towards Genji's teammates.

……

That Genji has been electrotherapy to the residual blood now, and finally Hao Meng catches up with a jump, and kills him instantly with a face-mounted punch and a melee punch.

Ugh!

Genji finally let out a scream of resignation.

At the same time, the enemy Reaper also rushed to the scene.

Hao Meng just took away a Genji, and TAB, satisfied, checked the 1 kill gold medal he just got.

But just happened to see a Reaper with residual blood coming.

"Huh? Is the other side mentally handicapped? The remaining blood also came to deliver it? Do you think you can still fight back with the remaining blood? See how I accepted you, the god of death!"

You must know that the orangutan's blood volume is full now!
Hao Meng conveniently threw a cover, hid in the cover, and performed electrotherapy on the god of death.

The god of death is not stupid, seeing the cover, he directly shifted to cast an invincible ghost form, floated into the cover, and circled behind the gorilla who couldn't output.

Hao Meng hurriedly controlled the orangutan to turn around and telegraph him. At this time, the few seconds of invincibility of the god of death quickly passed, and he started to shoot with the shotgun close to his face.

sizzle...

clap clap clap...

Hao Meng originally thought that the Reaper's blood volume was not enough to send him back to his hometown after being shocked twice, but he didn't expect that the blood volume displayed by the Reaper not only did not decrease, but increased a little!
On the other hand, my blood volume is dropping crazily at this time...

Hao Meng controlled the orangutan to jump up and down a few times, and finally felt that something was wrong, and began to panic.

"No! I can't beat it! Butterfly! Get out of the cover! Get out of the cover! Where's my jumping CD? Get out... ah! I'm dead..."

Ugh!

The orangutan let out a final scream and turned into a dead orangutan again.

On the other hand, the god of death, after a great battle, not only did the blood not decrease as before, but there was even more blood...

"What the hell is this! I, a gorilla with full blood, can't single-handedly beat a god of death with residual blood!"

Hao Meng looked at the barrage depressedly, trying to seek comfort.

[When I heard that I was evil...]
[I was really killed by residual blood...]
[The anchor doesn't know what the game has been updated recently? ]
[Reaper used to eat blood cells to return blood, now it is changed to weapon damage 20% blood sucking]
[Don’t run fast when you see the god of death, he is an existence that can fight back to the limit]
[For the Grim Reaper, the orangutan is a mobile charging treasure plus a blood bottle...]
[The orangutan still wants to single out Death?nonexistent]
……

Resurrected again, Hao Meng decided to walk around the god of death when he saw the god of death in the future. Without the support of his teammates, he would never play heads-up with the god of death.

Now 30.00% of the points have been occupied by the enemy. As the core team-starting character in the team, Hao Meng decided not to continue messing around. It's time to gather a wave of team battles to see if he can get the points back.

This time, Hao Meng took the lead to enter through the side door with a cliff, intending to make a surprise move.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he descended the stairs at the corner, he saw a Roadhog standing on the edge of the cliff. It seemed that he had been waiting for a long time. A shift claw came over, and Hao Meng's huge orangutan figure was naturally hooked.

"Finish!"

The moment he was hooked, Hao Meng cried out in despair.

There is an abyss cliff between the orangutan and Naluba. This hook and pull just pulls the orangutan into the abyss and falls.

This Road Hog is dedicated to guarding the terrain here to kill!

The orangutan was hooked, and there was a bottomless abyss under his feet. As if the trick had succeeded, Roadhog, who looked like Zhu Bajie, let out a happy laugh.

"Uh hahaha..."

Seeing that he was about to fall to his death, Hao Mengsheng unrestrainedly pressed the shift rocket backpack to jump.

The orangutan swooped in mid-air, just in time to jump onto the edge of the cliff.

"Hey! I actually jumped up! Didn't die! Hahaha! Be stupid! We can jump!"

Hao Meng, who had escaped from death, laughed heartily, throwing a hood on the road hog whose back was turned to him was a burst of retaliatory electrotherapy.

"To play a game is to win!"

"Bunny hop!"

At this time, there was a sudden sound of a DVA mech, followed by the sound of a rocket booster starting. A DVA came out of the hole and flew towards Hao Meng's orangutan...

And behind the orangutan is the bottomless abyss...

And the rocket backpack skill is still cooling down...

uh-ah-

From the depths of the abyss, the scream of the orangutan elongated, getting farther and farther away...

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