funny anchor

Chapter 191 The Theology About Lolicon
When Hao Meng entered the lobby of the game room and waited for the lobby, he found that the game had already started, and the names of the other two teammates who were online this time appeared on the teammate list.

A guy named 'BLACK', and a guy named 'JuanMao'...

"Huh? Tumor Hei is here too?"

Hao Meng was a little surprised. The last time he ate Chicken Chunhei online, he was impressed by his high-pitched cancer. He didn't expect to meet him again this time.

There were many Chunhei fans in the live broadcast room, and they immediately cheered when they saw this familiar ID.

[Spring black? ]
[This time the connection actually has a young master! ]
[But Chunhei's live broadcast room didn't open live broadcast]
[There are still curly hair!The two are finally back together! ]
[Probably because they don’t play live broadcasts in private, hurry up to the Chunhei Bar to promote a wave, and let them come to watch]
[Okay, okay, this is equivalent to a big fight between the UP masters at the station]
……

"Well, never mind... teammates! Here I come! Get ready to be..."

However, when I clicked to join the game, I was ruthlessly prompted by the game that the current room cannot be joined.

After asking the trumpet brother in the chat box, I learned that I need to download the MOD map to enter the game.

I downloaded the game map named "Goodbye Morning Tea" in the creative workshop. After the installation was completed, I finally entered the game after loading.

However, as soon as Hao Meng entered the game, he found that his game character had already been killed. Several other teammates were lying on the ground, with blood remaining, and a large group of zombies surrounded these surviving teammates and beat them up. The sounds of teammates' screams and gunshots resounded throughout the city in the game.

"Can you still play happily? Change the difficulty in Chunhei! Three people can't play on expert difficulty!"

The player named Curly used the voice inside the game to shout in despair. His game character had obviously been killed long ago.

"No, it's not challenging at all to change the difficulty. Why can't three people add a computer to play? The computer is better than you. Anyway, he still knows how to give me a blood pack."

After the player named BLACK finished speaking, he pushed away the group of zombies gathered in front of him, took out his submachine gun and shot at the zombie's head in bursts, and the bullets landed on the zombie's head, bursting like a rotten watermelon. Only the zombies fell at the sound.

"Chunhei save me! Save me! It's over...don't save me, I'm dead...you should commit suicide earlier and start over."

The trumpet brother lying on the ground was beaten and kicked by a group of zombies, just like the dynamic emoticon package of "welcome new classmates", he finally died after being punched and kicked by a group of zombies.

Chunhei is the only survivor now, but his blood volume is still residual.

"It's okay, I can do it! Believe in yourself! I can open the door and save you guys when I reach the resurrection point in the small black room alone."

Chun Hei said confidently, and cleared out a few zombies who were approaching him and tried to attack him. He took out a stick of epinephrine and gave himself an injection, which made the red residual blood recover a little bit, and he limped The pace of the abduction has also become vigorous.

"The road is covered in mud! (Run away) Go!"

Haruki tried to use the adrenaline to speed up and escape from this right and wrong area.

However, he hadn't escaped very far, and a super long tongue suddenly protruded from the balcony on the second floor nearby, wrapped around the game character named BLACK, and was directly pulled and hung up.

Chun Hei's game character's health is dropping crazily, but no one can help him at this time.

"It's over, I'm dead..."

Haruki left the mouse and keyboard with both hands, and said helplessly.

The final result of this game is of course an unsuspecting group annihilation. With the tragic background music of the game, the screen went dark, and everyone was resurrected on a bridge across the sea.

These teammates didn't notice Hao Meng's joining at all, they swarmed to grab the blood packs on the ground as soon as they were resurrected, and at the same time they turned on their voices to complain to each other.

"You said it would be great if only one of you was alive, at least help me cut out my tongue and save me, alas, my teammate is too good, I can't carry..."

"What kind of logic is this? Feelings are fucking, MD cancer..."

"I told you to change the difficulty, but you didn't listen, and now you have to start from the beginning again."

"Shut up, who accidentally injured his teammates the most? Huh?"

……

"Then... can I interject?"

Facing the scene of quarrels full of gossip and blame, Hao Meng spoke weakly.

As soon as this soft and lovely voice appeared, everyone immediately shut up.

The scene suddenly became quiet, and only the faint screams of zombies could be heard in the distance.

Everyone turned around and looked at the fat black man who stayed in place with the 'funny' ID on his head.

That's right, the person with such a lovely voice is exactly this guy.

It was Curly who broke the silence first.

"Who is this? You actually use a voice changer to pretend to be a loli. This voice is so amazing. If it doesn't work, I'll turn on a voice changer."

"Don't turn it on, can you still have fun? Besides, she doesn't use a voice changer. She is the funny loli anchor of the beep station. She doesn't need a voice changer at all."

Brother Trumpet seemed to know Hao Meng's identity and introduced it to his teammates.

When Hao Meng heard that her identity was recognized, she coughed in embarrassment and hurriedly denied it.

"Ahem, who is the funny lolita anchor? We don't know him..."

Before he finished speaking, Brother Xiaohao told Hao Meng to shut up obediently and gave up struggling.

"Stop pretending, I'm watching your live broadcast."

Chun Hei, who had been silent all this time, suddenly became interested when he heard the words, and said with interest.

"Oh! Wait, wait, please bean sack... Where is the address of her live broadcast? I'm going to check her live broadcast..."

After Chunhei finished speaking, Hao Meng heard a crackling sound of mechanical keyboards coming from the other party's voice. It was obvious that this guy went to Baidu to search for his live broadcast room.

"Ahaha, Chunhei is a lolicon, when he heard about Lolita, he ran into the live broadcast room."

When Curly saw Chunhei and heard that she was a loli, she suddenly became interested, and couldn't help complaining.

However, these words fell into Chun Hei's ears verbatim, and he couldn't help retorting as a dead and arrogant man.

"Huh? Who the hell is a lolicon, as if you've never been a lolicon before."

"Which guy has never been a lolicon, tell me!"

"Of course, unless you have controlled Sister Yu since you were a child, there is nothing you can do about it... What you controlled when you were in Shota grade was not a lolita. Tell me what you controlled..."

Spring Black God Theory!

Hao Meng felt that there should be applause here, and it made sense, what she said was absolutely right!

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Hao Meng watched her live broadcast.

There is such a game UP with millions of fans who comes to the live broadcast room to cheer, which immediately makes the whole live broadcast room hot.

The overwhelming bullet screens swept in, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room, which had been stable, began to rise like a rocket.

[True God! ]
[reasonable and convincing]
[So, everyone is a lolicon! ]
[Chunhei, admit it quickly!You dead house lolicon! ]
[Chunhei is coming to the funny studio? ! ]
[With all due respect, everyone here is a lolicon]
[Spring Black Knights came to report...]
……

While watching the barrage, Hao Meng also heard Chunhei's voice in the game.

"Found it! There are three lying on the left side! Hahahaha... yes, this title can..."

Haruhiro couldn't help laughing like a barbell when he saw the title, and then said with interest.

"Except for my live broadcast of Survival, no one dared to mention this title."

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