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Chapter 192
Chapter 192
Hao Meng was a little taken aback when he heard the words, but he didn't expect that Chunhei was as self-aware as he was.
Switching back to the game, picking up an M4 assault rifle from the ground, and then picking up the last blood bag left on the ground, Hao Meng hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help but speak out what was suffocating in her heart.
"So...Chun Hei, you also admit that you are a cancer? Just like me, a cancer that directly shoots down your teammates?"
Hao Meng's words immediately amused the other two teammates.
No one has ever hated Chunhei like this, especially this kind of method of killing each other, which is almost unheard of.
Haruki couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard the words, and switched back to the game to start the voice and couldn't help retorting.
"You're a bitch. I obviously have a bunch of teammates lying on my left. Do you think I'm going to carry the whole team by myself?"
"Stop making trouble, are you two talking about cross talk? You have caught up with the buddies from Deyun Club."
Brother Xiaohao smoothed the situation with his Beijing-accented accent, then shot off the head of an innocent zombie in the distance with his rifle, took two steps forward and turned back to continue.
"If we continue talking, don't even think about clearing the customs this afternoon, let's go quickly..."
Hao Meng also felt that it would be useless to talk too much, so she hurriedly followed.
Along the way, Hao Meng followed his teammates and carefully pushed through the abandoned cars all over the street. It seemed that in order to prove that he was not a cancer, Chun Hei always rushed in front of others and shot the zombies wandering on the road first.
So it wasn't Hao Meng's turn to make a move at all, she was a little bored and had to enjoy the scenery all the way.
After careful observation, Hao Meng noticed how down-to-earth the map was.
For example, on the abandoned trucks on the street, there are advertisements for "professional vehicles for transporting Jinkela" or "brain fragments", and words such as "apply for a certificate" and "88 yuan smartphone to take home" can be seen everywhere on the walls of the streets and alleys. And some words such as 'Blind Massage', 'Pinming Tea Shop', 'Sanjiang Copy Shop' on some billboards at the door made Hao Meng feel a sense of kindness, as if he had really come to the end of the world.
"Hey! Come here, Jubao Pavilion! See what I found!"
The teammate named Curly Hair seemed to have discovered something and shouted hurriedly.
Hao Meng, who was strolling around, hurriedly scanned the surrounding shops when she heard this, and found a door in the distance with an antique plaque of 'Jubao Pavilion' hanging on it. Curious, she hurried over.
When Hao Meng arrived, everyone just rushed over, and there was a book similar to a secret book lying on the antique shelf in front of the player Curly.
"Let me see... what is this? Is this a secret book? Can it be equipped? Huh? The Nine Yin Manual? Or the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon?"
Chun Hei came over to equip the secret book first, and saw his game character push his palm in the air as if doing Tai Chi, and the player named 'juanmao' beside him ran away in a hurry.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Curly Hair, don't run away, stand still and let me hit you first to test the power of this secret book and see if you can kill someone instantly..."
"It's a pity that you still said that you are not a cancer, so let your nature be exposed! Why do you have to try me!"
When Curly was running, he didn't forget to taunt Chunhei.
However, at this moment, a sound similar to a cow's cry suddenly came from a distance.
Moo-!
"Be careful! There are cows!"
Chun Hei was immediately alert, gave up the fight, and hurriedly observed his surroundings.
Perhaps because of the protection of his teammates along the way, Hao Meng, who was not vigilant, walked straight out of the antique shop called Jubao Pavilion, just passing by the small alley next door...
dong dong dong...
The ground suddenly shook slightly like an earthquake, and the sound of galloping bulls came from the side alley. Hao Meng noticed that the drum-like sound was getting closer and closer to him...
Just when I wanted to move the mouse and turn the camera to see what was in the alley, I suddenly found that my game character was like being hit by a high-speed train. It flew away quickly and then hit the wall hard.
Wall bang!
In the third person, Hao Meng realized that his big black and fat game character was pinched around the neck by a huge monster with thick unicorn arms, like throwing a rag doll, grabbing himself and hitting the ground non-stop.
help! me!
The black man who was being held kept calling for help, trying to attract the attention of his teammates.
Fortunately, the teammates found that they were caught by the monster, and they shot and killed the big monster in time, saving themselves after losing half of their blood.
Hao Meng watched her game character get up from the ground, and looked at the blood bar that changed from full to half, and said helplessly.
"Why am I the unlucky one? I was blamed on Bidong when I went out..."
"Maybe this monster is also a lolicon. I knew I would use this monster to test its power."
It was Chun Hei who said this.
Just when everyone thought it was temporarily safe, a shrill cry suddenly came from the distance, and then the exciting BGM in the game sounded. It was obvious that something big was going to happen next.
When everyone heard the cry and the BGM, they immediately became nervous, took out their weapons and looked around to prepare for the attack.
"The tide of corpses is coming! Stay safe!"
Hao Meng took out his rifle, came to the wall, leaned his back against the wall, and got ready for the next battle.
As soon as everyone was ready, an impressive scene took place on the originally empty street.
From nowhere, a large group of densely packed zombies appeared, maybe dozens of them?Possibly hundreds?They nimbly climbed onto the hood of the car, climbed over obstacles with ease, and quickly swarmed towards Hao Meng and the others with bursts of indistinct roars.
Of course, Hao Meng and his teammates are not vegetarians. They stand back to back, their guns spit out flames, and the dense gunfire rang out. Outside of them, most of the zombies fell halfway.
These zombies seemed to be fierce, but with the cooperation of teammates and the cover of crossfire, except for a few minor injuries, the fight was almost uneventful.
After Hao Meng knocked down a zombie that was trying to get close, he looked at the group of enthusiastic corpses and couldn't help but laugh.
"Are these zombies my fans? Are they all eager to find me for an autograph?"
Just as Chunhei was about to open his mouth to make some jokes, a thin and hunchbacked monster suddenly fell from the sky and fell into the crowd of teammates. The monster made a monkey-like cry when it landed, and then jumped up and jumped directly to Chunhei's body. On the head, it just rode on the face and couldn't get off.
"Help me, help me! The monkey rides on my face!"
Haruki's ponytail girl game character was ridden on the face by the monster, and moved uncontrollably as if drunk, unable to control the game character at all, he had no choice but to ask his teammates for help.
Immediately, the muzzles of the three black guns pointed at the thin monkey-like monster on top of Chun Hei's head, and dense bullets shot at it...
When the monster above Chun Hei's head was killed and shot down, Chun Hei seemed to have been hit by a few bullets in the random shooting.
Looking at the half-remaining health bar, Haruhiro sighed helplessly.
"I'm tired... Who hit me just now? I wasn't killed by a monster, but almost killed by my teammates..."
感谢【风雨俩月】打赏的2500币!感谢【悲月孤鸣】打赏的1000币!感谢【灬朝夕丶】打赏的500币!感谢【l雪之音l】打赏的200币!感谢【有点烦啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊】、【格斗美少女】、【黑心的龙】、【半夏微凉155】、【天庭温柔】、【夜雨?萧瑟】、【东海初阳】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
Hao Meng was a little taken aback when he heard the words, but he didn't expect that Chunhei was as self-aware as he was.
Switching back to the game, picking up an M4 assault rifle from the ground, and then picking up the last blood bag left on the ground, Hao Meng hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help but speak out what was suffocating in her heart.
"So...Chun Hei, you also admit that you are a cancer? Just like me, a cancer that directly shoots down your teammates?"
Hao Meng's words immediately amused the other two teammates.
No one has ever hated Chunhei like this, especially this kind of method of killing each other, which is almost unheard of.
Haruki couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard the words, and switched back to the game to start the voice and couldn't help retorting.
"You're a bitch. I obviously have a bunch of teammates lying on my left. Do you think I'm going to carry the whole team by myself?"
"Stop making trouble, are you two talking about cross talk? You have caught up with the buddies from Deyun Club."
Brother Xiaohao smoothed the situation with his Beijing-accented accent, then shot off the head of an innocent zombie in the distance with his rifle, took two steps forward and turned back to continue.
"If we continue talking, don't even think about clearing the customs this afternoon, let's go quickly..."
Hao Meng also felt that it would be useless to talk too much, so she hurriedly followed.
Along the way, Hao Meng followed his teammates and carefully pushed through the abandoned cars all over the street. It seemed that in order to prove that he was not a cancer, Chun Hei always rushed in front of others and shot the zombies wandering on the road first.
So it wasn't Hao Meng's turn to make a move at all, she was a little bored and had to enjoy the scenery all the way.
After careful observation, Hao Meng noticed how down-to-earth the map was.
For example, on the abandoned trucks on the street, there are advertisements for "professional vehicles for transporting Jinkela" or "brain fragments", and words such as "apply for a certificate" and "88 yuan smartphone to take home" can be seen everywhere on the walls of the streets and alleys. And some words such as 'Blind Massage', 'Pinming Tea Shop', 'Sanjiang Copy Shop' on some billboards at the door made Hao Meng feel a sense of kindness, as if he had really come to the end of the world.
"Hey! Come here, Jubao Pavilion! See what I found!"
The teammate named Curly Hair seemed to have discovered something and shouted hurriedly.
Hao Meng, who was strolling around, hurriedly scanned the surrounding shops when she heard this, and found a door in the distance with an antique plaque of 'Jubao Pavilion' hanging on it. Curious, she hurried over.
When Hao Meng arrived, everyone just rushed over, and there was a book similar to a secret book lying on the antique shelf in front of the player Curly.
"Let me see... what is this? Is this a secret book? Can it be equipped? Huh? The Nine Yin Manual? Or the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon?"
Chun Hei came over to equip the secret book first, and saw his game character push his palm in the air as if doing Tai Chi, and the player named 'juanmao' beside him ran away in a hurry.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Curly Hair, don't run away, stand still and let me hit you first to test the power of this secret book and see if you can kill someone instantly..."
"It's a pity that you still said that you are not a cancer, so let your nature be exposed! Why do you have to try me!"
When Curly was running, he didn't forget to taunt Chunhei.
However, at this moment, a sound similar to a cow's cry suddenly came from a distance.
Moo-!
"Be careful! There are cows!"
Chun Hei was immediately alert, gave up the fight, and hurriedly observed his surroundings.
Perhaps because of the protection of his teammates along the way, Hao Meng, who was not vigilant, walked straight out of the antique shop called Jubao Pavilion, just passing by the small alley next door...
dong dong dong...
The ground suddenly shook slightly like an earthquake, and the sound of galloping bulls came from the side alley. Hao Meng noticed that the drum-like sound was getting closer and closer to him...
Just when I wanted to move the mouse and turn the camera to see what was in the alley, I suddenly found that my game character was like being hit by a high-speed train. It flew away quickly and then hit the wall hard.
Wall bang!
In the third person, Hao Meng realized that his big black and fat game character was pinched around the neck by a huge monster with thick unicorn arms, like throwing a rag doll, grabbing himself and hitting the ground non-stop.
help! me!
The black man who was being held kept calling for help, trying to attract the attention of his teammates.
Fortunately, the teammates found that they were caught by the monster, and they shot and killed the big monster in time, saving themselves after losing half of their blood.
Hao Meng watched her game character get up from the ground, and looked at the blood bar that changed from full to half, and said helplessly.
"Why am I the unlucky one? I was blamed on Bidong when I went out..."
"Maybe this monster is also a lolicon. I knew I would use this monster to test its power."
It was Chun Hei who said this.
Just when everyone thought it was temporarily safe, a shrill cry suddenly came from the distance, and then the exciting BGM in the game sounded. It was obvious that something big was going to happen next.
When everyone heard the cry and the BGM, they immediately became nervous, took out their weapons and looked around to prepare for the attack.
"The tide of corpses is coming! Stay safe!"
Hao Meng took out his rifle, came to the wall, leaned his back against the wall, and got ready for the next battle.
As soon as everyone was ready, an impressive scene took place on the originally empty street.
From nowhere, a large group of densely packed zombies appeared, maybe dozens of them?Possibly hundreds?They nimbly climbed onto the hood of the car, climbed over obstacles with ease, and quickly swarmed towards Hao Meng and the others with bursts of indistinct roars.
Of course, Hao Meng and his teammates are not vegetarians. They stand back to back, their guns spit out flames, and the dense gunfire rang out. Outside of them, most of the zombies fell halfway.
These zombies seemed to be fierce, but with the cooperation of teammates and the cover of crossfire, except for a few minor injuries, the fight was almost uneventful.
After Hao Meng knocked down a zombie that was trying to get close, he looked at the group of enthusiastic corpses and couldn't help but laugh.
"Are these zombies my fans? Are they all eager to find me for an autograph?"
Just as Chunhei was about to open his mouth to make some jokes, a thin and hunchbacked monster suddenly fell from the sky and fell into the crowd of teammates. The monster made a monkey-like cry when it landed, and then jumped up and jumped directly to Chunhei's body. On the head, it just rode on the face and couldn't get off.
"Help me, help me! The monkey rides on my face!"
Haruki's ponytail girl game character was ridden on the face by the monster, and moved uncontrollably as if drunk, unable to control the game character at all, he had no choice but to ask his teammates for help.
Immediately, the muzzles of the three black guns pointed at the thin monkey-like monster on top of Chun Hei's head, and dense bullets shot at it...
When the monster above Chun Hei's head was killed and shot down, Chun Hei seemed to have been hit by a few bullets in the random shooting.
Looking at the half-remaining health bar, Haruhiro sighed helplessly.
"I'm tired... Who hit me just now? I wasn't killed by a monster, but almost killed by my teammates..."
感谢【风雨俩月】打赏的2500币!感谢【悲月孤鸣】打赏的1000币!感谢【灬朝夕丶】打赏的500币!感谢【l雪之音l】打赏的200币!感谢【有点烦啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊】、【格斗美少女】、【黑心的龙】、【半夏微凉155】、【天庭温柔】、【夜雨?萧瑟】、【东海初阳】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
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