funny anchor

Chapter 3 Underground Exploration
The pitch-dark environment made Hao Meng feel at ease. There was soft soil under his feet, and he slapped the soil a few times, with a "boo", and then his feet were empty, and his body fell down.

Hao Meng kept digging downwards in the darkness. He didn't know how many layers he had descended. The digging speed began to slow down. The blocks that could be destroyed in a few clicks now took a long time to destroy.

[The anchor rolls stones with bare hands, doesn't he know how to use a wooden pick? ]
[My screen is black? ]
[The anchor puts a torch, I can't see clearly. ]
Hao Meng opened the backpack menu, which only contained a pile of log materials and earth cubes.

She broke down all the logs into wooden blocks to create a boxy workbench.

[Achievement: This is?Workbench! ]
Dig out a space and put down the workbench, and start researching and making a wooden pickaxe.

Synthesize two wooden sticks, then use three wooden planks to form a pickaxe shape on the workbench, and instantly become a wooden pickaxe.

Hao Meng put away the workbench and continued digging vertically downwards with a wooden pick in hand.

With the tools, the excavation progress was much faster, and the wooden pick was broken halfway, and a new stone pick was made with the excavated cobblestone, which was even more powerful.

Just as she was digging vigorously, her feet suddenly became empty, and she fell down and fell heavily on the ground.

The surroundings were dark, and the faint sound of running water could still be heard. Hao Meng hurriedly opened his backpack, used extra sticks and coal he had just dug along the way to synthesize several torches and stuck them in the ground.

When the light illuminated the space, Hao Meng found that he was in an empty cave, and there was a stone on the nearby wall that shone with a shiny metallic luster under the dim light of the torch.

"Iron mine!" Hao Meng said in surprise.

Picking up the stone pick, she excitedly knocked out the piece of iron ore, continued to dig, and sure enough, she dug out a few more pieces of iron ore.

Finally from the Stone Age to the Iron Age!
The newly dug iron ore cannot be synthesized and used directly. It needs to be fired and processed into iron ingots before it can be used.

Make a stone furnace out of a few cobblestones, throw in coal and burn it to make iron.

Finally, an iron sword and iron pick were synthesized from the burnt iron block, and she decided to use this place as a temporary base for further exploration.

Following the sound of the water flowing deeper, Hao Meng discovered that this is a natural underground river, and the gurgling water extends along the sloping ground to the depths of the ground.

"Uh-ah-"

From time to time, the hollow and dark depths of the underground made sounds that sent chills down Hao Meng's spine. It was obvious that there was something strange down there.

"Well...I suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the furnace fire...I'll go back and turn off the fire first..."

Hao Meng found an excuse for herself and wanted to run away.

[Come back to me!Why are you so cowardly? Come on, the anchor! ]
[Beep Station Three Counsel is now going to become Four Counseling. ]
[2333...I accept this reason!God damn meow, turn off the fire. ]
[I will not help anyone at this beep station, I will help you...]
"Hey hey..."

Hao Meng had no choice but to hold the torch in his hand, bite the bullet and go down the water with the weak light of the fire, and cautiously went deep underground. Looking through the light of the torch, the one making the strange sound was a zombie struggling in the water.

Fortunately, there was a current of water washing over the zombie, and it wanted to go up against the current to catch Hao Meng, but it could only stand still in the water, unable to move an inch.

Putting the torch on the side stone wall, Hao Meng put on a stone sword and mustered up the courage to slash at the zombie.

"Ah! I'll fight with you!" Hao Meng closed her eyes, waving the iron sword randomly and hitting the zombie's head non-stop.

"Bang bang bang... jingle bell——"

The poor zombie struggled in the water for a long time and finally contributed a few experience orbs and a piece of rotten flesh.

After picking up the dropped items, Hao Meng noticed that her experience bar had increased by a little bit, and the one above the experience bar had also dropped to about half.

"Oops! I came down here without bringing anything to eat. Is it possible that I can only eat carrion?"

Although there is a certain chance of poisoning from eating carrion, Hao Meng decided to take a gamble.

"Kakkaka..."

There was no unexpected abnormal state, but the satiety increased a little. She knew that this time she was lucky.

"Chucky-"

Before he had time to sigh, there was a sudden sound of sucking noodles, followed by a creepy sound of crawling.

Hao Meng boldly touched the direction where the sound came from. It was a cave like a tunnel, and the entrance of the cave was covered with spider webs.

Hao Meng came to the cave and peeped in through the spider web, and saw a group of green cave spiders forming a circle, a monster spawner cage in the protection center, and a small spider spinning around strangely and crazily in the cage.

"very scary……"

The spider's scarlet eyes scanned the surroundings vigilantly, and Hao Meng hurriedly retreated. She did not think that these ferocious-looking creatures could get along well with her.

[Monster spawner!You can now earn spider threads and experience! ]
[2333... I don't know whether it is good luck or bad luck, it can happen to me. ]
[Visual guess is GG...]
Naturally, Hao Meng wouldn't rush forward to confront these spiders head-on, not to mention that there is a numerical advantage opposite this small space, these spider webs alone have the negative effect of slowing down.

Peeping at her before, she noticed that there seemed to be a cliff on the other side of the spider cave, and there happened to be a river next to it, so she immediately had a plan.

She took out stones and built a dam to block the river, and the rushing water was forcibly diverted. The only way out became the spider cave, and the water poured into the cave.

Those spider webs immediately turned into spider silk and fell when they met the water flow, and those cave spiders were swept by the water flow and washed down the cliff like garbage in the sewer, except for the monster spawner that was left in place.

Hao Meng removed the dam to restore the river to normal, rushed into the clean cave and planted torches on the five sides of the monster spawner to ensure that it would not spawn monsters, and wiped the sweat from his forehead to feel relieved.

The reason she was trying so hard to crack the spawner was because there was a shiny diamond embedded in the cave wall.

The iron pick hit the diamond mine, and the ore shattered into several diamond fragments and fell to the ground.

Excitedly putting away the diamond, Hao Meng noticed that there was a glimmer of light in the gap where the diamond was excavated just now, and it seemed to be another space inside.

"Huh? Is this a wall?"

Continuing to excavate the stone wall, Hao Meng broke through the wall and entered, and found that it was a mine.

There is a straight rail on the ground, and torches are inserted on the wall at intervals. There seems to be a mine cart on the rail in the distance. On the other side is a hot magma lake, and the churning magma keeps bubbling.

"Squeak squeak..."

At this time, a large group of bats flew towards the mine, and Hao Meng squatted on the ground with her head in her arms.

[Luckily, I dug a mine instead of magma. ]
[hint!There's good stuff in the minecart! ]
[2333... Is this learning how the second lady hugged her head and squatted in defense? ]
[Watch out for lava...]
Hao Meng regained his composure, walked along the rails to the mine cart, and found a wooden box inside the cart.

"There should be no Mimics in this game..." Hao Meng said to himself cautiously.

Carefully opening the box and looking inside, the few things inside almost blinded her eyes.

Diamond X64
Enchanted Golden Apple

saddle
[Is the anchor in creative mode? ]
[Nest grass!Ou Huang!A whole set of diamonds! ]
[Okay, just pretend to be a god...and the golden apple is invincible...]
To be reasonable, Hao Meng is also frightened by this luck now, and feels that he has used up all his luck in his life.

Can't wait to put the contents of the box into the backpack, even the minecart and the box, all of them are thrown away.

"Chucky-"

"Eh?"

A cave spider suddenly fell from the sky and just landed in front of Hao Meng. It raised its head and stared at Hao Meng.

She suddenly remembered that in this game, spiders are immune to fall damage and can climb walls at ninety degrees...

"Could it be...you were just washed down by me with water...ah——"

The cave spider didn't seem to want to talk nonsense to Hao Meng, so it flew forward and pushed her into the hot lava lake behind him.

"Eh? Eh? Eh?"

Hao Meng was on fire all over her body now, and her blood volume dropped crazily. She was in a hurry, and before she had time to eat the fire-resistant golden apple, the screen suddenly went dark with the sound of "chi chi" burning items.

[you are dead]
……

The live broadcast room exploded in an instant, and the screen was full of barrage.

[666666666...]
[This wave is okay, the spider will fight back with residual blood. ]
[This spider can play...]
[I feel sorry for the host, hahahaha... I can't do it anymore, I'll laugh first...]
[o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓slapping the table and laughing wildly]
[The anchor is talking...why is he silent? ]
[The most terrifying thing is the sudden silence of the air...]
Hao Meng took a deep breath, calmed down, and silently clicked on the rebirth option.

As soon as the screen lit up, Hao Meng returned to the above-ground world in an instant.

The sky is still so blue, the grass is still so green, it's still the original birth point, it's still the same funny-looking pig, and Hao Meng's body is empty.

"..."

"Hum-"

The little pink pig turned its head and looked at Hao Meng mockingly.

"Today's live broadcast is here first... I will have a chance to show you how to make tonkatsu in the game in the future."

Hao Meng's tone was surprisingly calm. He glanced at the 246 followers on the live broadcast page and hurriedly turned off the live broadcast amid a barrage of "Good night" and "Go to bed early."

"My heart is tired……"

[The current task has been completed today, reward a funny coin, open the mall, open the recording room, and get a chance to roll the dice. 】

Hao Meng suddenly had an extra dice in his hand. It was an ordinary dice that couldn't be more ordinary.

The little hand shook, and the dice in his hand fell to the ground and rolled. It rolled several times and finally stopped.

After a closer look, the four points of the dice are facing up.

The funny system changed in mid-air, showing a chessboard similar to Monopoly, and a villain who looked like Hao Meng was walking on the chessboard.

The villain walked past the funny X10 icon, the gift bag icon, and a pair of giant ru icons, and stopped on the fourth grid.

The icon in the fourth grid is a cat's ear.

"Uh... what kind of reward is this? Could it be..."

Hao Meng felt itchy on the top of her head and buttocks, as if something was growing. She secretly screamed that something was not good, and came to the floor-length mirror with some trembling. The scene in front of her almost made her faint.

"Cat...cat monster!"

In the mirror, a pair of cat ears with the same hair color grew on the top of her head. When she stretched out her hand to pull them away, she felt obvious pain. They were clearly growing on her head, not fake ears at all, and there was a white cat tail behind her buttocks.

"What should I do? I really can't go out to meet people in the future. Is it possible that I can only stay at home for the rest of my life? If someone finds out that they have cat ears, they will be arrested for a biopsy."

The anxiety in her heart caused the pair of cats above her head to pull down, and the cat's tail swayed restlessly. Looking in the mirror, it was clearly a living loli with cat ears.

[The current cutie value is +2, and the cutie value has been updated to 7 points. 】

What it means to cry without tears, now she has experienced it.

"It's better to see what props are in the mall, maybe it can be restored to normal form."

Hao Meng had no choice but to pin his hopes on the funny system. The screen in front of him changed, and an index table similar to a search engine appeared.

"Restore...restore...found!"

Hao Meng finally found the restoration props, but the problem was that the price of the props made her tongue-tied.

Restoration Potion - After drinking it, all transformation states will be released. (One-time) Price: 100 Funny Coins.

Now she only has 1 funny coin in total. If the worst case scenario is to earn 1 funny coin a day, she will have to save at least 100 days to buy it.

"What can I buy with this funny coin?" Hao Meng couldn't help but asked funny.

In a blink of an eye, a bunch of products are listed.

Hao Meng just took a hasty glance and punched that funny face.

"Are you kidding! What the hell are these! Salted fish? Eel? Soap? Lubricating oil? Are you from the aquarium or a department store?"

Even when he is angry, Hao Meng exudes cuteness and charm everywhere. His slightly frowned brows match the cute little tiger teeth, not to mention the cute cat ears. If someone sees it, he will probably turn a group of people cute.

"You salty fish are funny!"

(End of this chapter)