funny anchor

Chapter 2 My World
Log in to the Beep station skillfully, enter the Beep station account in memory, and press the Enter key with your fingertips. After the page is refreshed, the top of the page successfully displays the avatar and ID.

The profile picture is a funny expression, and the ID is called "Slippery World's Big Joke".

Hao Meng opened the live broadcast assistant and started setting up the Bizhan live broadcast room.

"Live classification... stand-alone game... setting... title..."

After thinking for a moment, Hao Meng named "Minecraft" as the title.

Run the game called "Other People's World" on the hard disk, collect and capture the game screen, connect the microphone, check everything is OK, Hao Meng chooses to start the live broadcast.

At the end of the stand-alone game live broadcast classification of the station, there is an unremarkable live broadcast room. Compared with the hundreds of thousands of popular anchors on the home page, the number of viewers is 0.

Hao Meng refreshed the webpage unwillingly, as if the heavens had eyes, the number of viewers finally changed from 0 to 1 after a dozen times of refreshing.

Unfortunately, that person seemed to be just passing by to take a look. When he saw that the live broadcast screen stayed on the main interface of the game, he immediately exited the live broadcast room.

"Eh? Don't go! Forget it, I'd better play by myself first."

At the moment, she stopped worrying about the number of viewers and chose to create a new world. The computer was stuck and took a long time to load.

The square sun, the mountains and rivers made of blocks, the trees made of blocks... the whole world is made up of mosaic blocks.

Hao Meng found himself transformed into a square-headed, square-brained game character named Steve, standing in a wilderness.

"Hum-"

A pink square pig passed by and seemed to sense someone beside him. The pig turned its head and glanced at Hao Meng disdainfully.

The pig's eyes were expressive, and Hao Meng seemed to see a funny face despite its mosaic face.

"I was despised by a pig!"

This idea came into Hao Meng's mind, and she raised her fist in anger and rushed towards the funny pig.

"Hum-"

The little pig ran away in a hurry, stopped after a long distance, and turned around to provoke Hao Meng with eyes that seemed to be mentally retarded.

"I'm so mad!"

Hao Meng stomped her feet angrily like a baby. She didn't want to waste time on a pig and began to think about how to survive.

She is a little unfamiliar after not playing for a long time. According to previous memories, it seems that monsters will be spawned at night, and the top priority is to build a temporary residence.

There is a saying that if you want to get rich, you must first hit the tree. When you come to an oak tree, you pick up your fist and hit the tree.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk...tuk-tuk-tuk...bang!"

The middle section of the oak tree was smashed off by Hao Meng's little hand, and turned into a small log cube, which fell and suspended on the stump. The upper half of the tree violated the laws of physics and was still suspended in the air.

Collect the fallen logs, and a prompt pops up:

[Achievement: Obtain wood! ]
Hao Meng looked up at the floating tree and murmured to himself: "Fortunately, Newton doesn't play this game..."

Although the voice of her talking to herself was very soft, she didn't know that this natural and lovely voice was picked up by the microphone, converted into data signals in the computer and transmitted to the Beep server along the network cable...

……

Student dormitory of a university in Longhua country.

Lin Cong was bored in front of his laptop and flipped through the live broadcast area of ​​the beep station. The roommate behind him was playing a game called "*ah*". Whenever his screen went dark, he couldn't help but start using that Typing on the noisy blue switch mechanical keyboard.

"Hey, why are you spraying those elementary school students? Is it okay to learn from me and only watch other people's live games? Never get angry." He shook his head, ignored the roommate who was venting, and put on the AiTech headset called "Big Hands" , clicked on the stand-alone game live broadcast section of the beep station, and the title of the live broadcast room at the bottom of the ranking caught his attention.

"It's a bad game again. I even typed the name wrong. Let's go in for the sake of this funny avatar."

I clicked lightly on the title of the live broadcast room and entered the live broadcast room just in time to hear Hao Meng talking to himself.

【Fortunately Newton doesn't play this game...】

The earphones worth a thousand yuan clearly reproduced Hao Meng's petite and lovely voice. Lin Cong sat stiffly on the chair, and after a long while, he suddenly blurted out.

"This loli voice is poisonous!"

Then he immediately entered the barrage: [I really like your voice!so cute!poisoned! ]
Because of the delay, the slightly shy and cute voice came from the earphone again after more than ten seconds.

[Eh, really?I am so happy to be praised...you are my first viewer...thank you...]

"She responded to my barrage! I want to be her first fan!"

Lin Cong clicked Follow without hesitation, then got up and went to the roommate who was playing "*ah*", and ripped off his earphones.

Lin Cong's abnormal behavior made the roommate a little confused. In the impression that Lin Cong is an honest person, he would never disturb other people's games.

"Look at the live broadcast of detoxification!"

……

A bullet screen floated by, and Hao Meng found that the attention of the live broadcast room had changed from 0 to 1, which made her understand that she must speak to attract fans.

What to do, what to say?Just say the weather is nice today?What is the difference between a live broadcast and a salted fish without interacting with the audience?Just act cute without thinking.

The little fist hit the tree trunk floating in mid-air and wiped out a section of the tree trunk, but the remaining wood was too high for Hao Meng's little fist to reach.

"What should I do? I'm desperate if I can't reach it!" Hao Meng said to herself, and glanced at the barrage by the way.

The cute tone immediately detonated the live broadcast room, the number of viewers rose wildly, and the barrage instantly increased.

[Is the anchor a loli?Do you want the voice to be so cute!so cute!I really want to hug! ]
[23333, it will be dark soon, high-energy warning!You can hear loli screaming in no time! ]
[The voice changer of the foot-picking man is maliciously acting cute? ]
[Does the host dare to turn on the camera? ]
……

The barrage is right, the sun is setting at this time, and the sun starts to set after only 10 minutes of playing. As night falls, the originally peaceful atmosphere begins to become weird.

"Cuckoo-"

"Uh-ah-"

"Chi Liu - Chi Liu -"

"Om—whoosh—"

All kinds of strange voices could be heard from all directions, and Hao Meng nervously paid attention to whether there were any monsters around her in the dark.

A green mosaic monster that resembled an Armstrong cannon seemed to have discovered Hao Meng and slowly moved towards her.

"Ah!!" Hao Meng couldn't help blurting out when he saw the monster's appearance under the white moonlight.

[Indecent behavior detected, moral value -1. 】

Hao Meng forgot that girls are not allowed to swear, and swearing has to be restrained.

The monster in front of Hao Meng was getting closer and closer, and the monster's body twitched with hissing noises.

[Run!It's going to blow up! ]
[over! GG! ]
The audience barrage kindly reminded Hao Meng, knowing that something was wrong, she turned around and ran away.

"Oh!"

The place where Hao Meng was standing was instantly blasted into a big hole, and a pile of earth cubes were scattered on the ground.

With lingering fear, she patted her little heart, and with the sound of bow and arrow being drawn, there was a "whoosh" in her ear.

An arrow flew over and stabbed obliquely at Hao Meng's feet.

"Eh?"

Before he knew what was going on, a square-headed zombie slowly walked towards Hao Meng with his hands raised.

"Uh-ah-"

The zombie made sleepy screams unconsciously. Fortunately, it moved slowly, which gave Hao Meng enough time to escape from this place of right and wrong.

Hao Meng ran wildly on the plain, encountered a bunch of weird monsters along the way, and was almost shot by skeleton archers several times.

She once saw a slender, dark monster teleporting around holding a small cube, a zombie wearing armor and holding a sword, and a spider that made the sound of eating noodles...

"Ah! Why are you chasing me!"

With a group of monsters chasing after him, Hao Meng suddenly thought of a trick he had used before, and stopped to dig a hole with his bare hands.

One grid, two grids, three grids...

After digging a three-square pit, Hao Meng buried himself alive and sealed the top of his head with the earth cubes in his hands.

The world fell into darkness, and the group of monsters scattered in all directions seeing that they had lost their target.

"This is the secret book! Buried in the earth!"

(End of this chapter)