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Chapter 310 Are You Hungry?
Gollum-

A sound like a strange pigeon chirping reverberated in the living room. In the already quiet living room, the sound was particularly loud.

Feeling everyone's gaze on her, Hao Meng's face blushed slightly, she lowered her head and poked her finger.

"Didn't I not eat at noon..."

"Ha! It was the roundworm in your stomach that was growling just now! Are you hungry?"

Seeing Little Lolita's cute embarrassment, Alice couldn't help dropping the tablet in her hand and approaching her.

"Think about the cream cake. Do you want to eat it?"

Alice continued to speak in that seductive tone.

"In no mood!"

Hao Meng shook her little head and said firmly.

Gollum-

However, as soon as she finished speaking, the cute 'gurgling' sound resounded from the little loli's stomach.

The voice seemed to be replacing her own response, making little Lolita's face even redder.

"Hmm... You say you don't want to, but your body is very honest..."

Alice, who said this, glanced down at the position of the little belly on the little Lolita's clothes, covered her mouth and smiled lightly.

"This is probably the legendary integrity of mouth and body!"

Seeing this, Hui Ji couldn't help but complain a little.

Hao Meng rubbed the back of her head with her little hand in embarrassment.

She was indeed a little hungry at this time. The most terrible thing was that her unsatisfactory stomach could not resist the temptation and made strange noises...

In addition to the breakfast after waking up, the only lunch at noon - the cream cake was left to the two kittens, and now the little Lolita's hungry chest was stuck to her back.

At this moment, Hao Meng suddenly thought that these guys drank tea at noon, and now at the time of afternoon tea, all of them are like the old driver drinking tea emojis, drinking tea to satisfy their hunger without talking, and they obviously also I can't go anywhere!

Since they were tempting me with food, why not fight back?

Thinking of this, Hao Meng swallowed, glanced at everyone present, smiled maliciously and said.

"Then do you want to eat these things?"

Hao Meng's words caused everyone present to cast curious glances.

She lowered her head and sorted out her thoughts, and then the little Lolita began to speak eloquently.

"Steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat sausage..."

Little Lolita's series of dish names were not repetitive, Alice and Hui Ji all swallowed their saliva secretly.

These are all extensive and profound Longhua delicacies. Although the names of the dishes are only short, they seem to see a hot table of Manchu and Han banquets in front of them. This is much better than Alice's simple 'cream cake'.

"Hao Meng, stop talking, if you continue, I...I..."

Alice held her belly and hurriedly faltered and begged for mercy.

"How? Want to eat?"

Seeing Alice's embarrassment, Hao Meng smiled contentedly.

As soon as she finished speaking, several "grunts" echoed in the living room like a symphony.

This time it was Alice, Hui Ji and the others who blushed, because these strange voices obviously came from them.

As if to hide her embarrassment, Alice hurriedly turned her head and said to her maid, Irnardo.

"Ah! That's right! Why don't you make dinner earlier today! What kind of cooking is Irnardo going to do tonight? Will you cook the roast duck with pig's trotters sauce that Hao Meng just mentioned?"

However, the maid closed her eyes and shook her head, responding to her master with a very regretful tone.

"Miss, I've seen it before when cleaning. The kitchen is very clean. It's so clean that there are no ingredients..."

Then she frowned and sighed.

"Ah... so Miss... don't say anything about roast duck with pig's feet sauce, I guess we can only eat dirt tonight..."

As the saying goes, it’s hard for a smart woman to cook without rice. Hao Meng used to live alone at home but was too lazy to cook and just ate instant noodles for a living. It’s no wonder that there was no food in the kitchen.

"It's not that there's a takeaway in Longhua country... Takeaway! Yes! Order takeaway!"

Hui Ji suddenly remembered something, her eyes lit up and she hurriedly said.

"Great idea! Order takeout!"

Alice slapped her thigh excitedly when she heard this, took out her mobile phone and started searching for nearby takeaways.

Just kidding, in this convenient society, if you can starve to death if you have money, that is simply a joke.

Hao Meng, who was on the sidelines, first heard that Alice wanted to order takeout, and she nodded in agreement, but soon the little Loli seemed to remember something, and hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the phone from Alice's hand.

"Don't order takeout!"

Little Loli hid her phone behind her back and said nervously, and then she realized the gaffe just now when she saw everyone cast puzzled looks at her.

Returning the phone to Alice, Hao Meng scratched her head and explained falteringly.

"That... I'm worried that ordering takeaway will reveal my home address, and then someone will find me..."

"Oh, I get it!"

Before Hao Meng finished speaking, Alice nodded and said with a look of sudden realization.

"Are you worried that you will be recognized by the food delivery boy? And if the food delivery boy is the eyeliner of the loan lender, you are afraid that the debt collector will come to your house, isn't it?"

After finishing speaking, she tilted her head triumphantly and looked at little Lolita, waiting for the other party's acknowledgment.

"Well... that's what it means..."

Hao Meng touched Xiao Qiao's nose, hesitated for a moment, then nodded and admitted with a wry smile.

In fact, Hao Meng originally meant that he was worried that if the little brother who delivered the food was his fan, if he found out that he was the well-known UP owner of the beep station, it would be very lively.

At that time, if the takeaway guy takes a picture, posts a Weibo or something to show off, saying that he has delivered takeaway to Huanqi, and also announces his home address, then the fans who hear the news will smash the door ?

And Hao Meng didn't forget the last time he ordered takeaway, and the delivery boy he provoked was almost caught as an idiot.

"Don't worry, I'll order the takeout. When the delivery guy comes, can't you just hide upstairs and don't come out?"

Alice waved her hands indifferently, and after she finished speaking, she lowered her head and continued to look at her phone, while swallowing her saliva and muttering to herself.

"Hmm... Let me see if there are any takeaways like roast duck and chicken..."

Hao Meng thought about it for a while and thought that this method was also possible. If Alice came forward to order takeout, she could indeed hide upstairs to avoid contact with the delivery boy, so as to prevent her true identity from being exposed.

So Hao Meng nodded her head, went to the stairs and turned to Alice.

"Then I'll go upstairs and go back to the bedroom to wait. If it's ready, call me downstairs for dinner."

Hao Meng saw that Alice who was busy looking at her phone made an 'OK' gesture to herself, and then walked upstairs and returned to her bedroom with peace of mind...

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