funny anchor

Chapter 563
Originally, for Xiao Sa Miao, who loves vanity, likes to be lively, and is very eager to perform on stage, being called on stage is something she looks forward to and longs for.

And Hao Meng did fulfill her wish, allowing her to realize her dream of becoming famous on stage.

But the problem is...

In front of so many people, she actually called her name wrong again, and it was the 'little silly meow' who made her feel desperate and sounded silly...

Originally, if she had kept her mouth shut and kept silent, no one would have known that the funny little loli was calling her on stage.

However, she had been stimulated by Hao Meng many times before, and she had already formed a conditioned reflex. When she heard the other party calling her name wrong again, she subconsciously blurted out.

You must know that because the little Lolita called this "wonderful" name on the stage just now, the audience was very quiet. Xiao Sami's voice was so abrupt in this quiet environment, and instantly the audience around They cast curious glances at her, and some even pointed and whispered something to the people around them, as if to say: 'Look! So this loli is a little silly meow!Sure enough, the person lives up to his name, and he is really stupid!As soon as you shout, you agree...'

Bearing the dazzling gazes from all directions, Xiao Sa Miao now felt bitter in her heart. At this moment, she even began to doubt her own IQ. Like her name, she was really a little silly, and she had always been I'm so smart I didn't realize...

Thinking of this, Xiao Samiao looked at the sky and sighed, and murmured to the bodyguard next to him who was secretly laughing desperately.

"You said... am I really stupid?"

The black-clothed bodyguard, whose face was blushing because of suppressed laughter, gave the blond-haired little loli a weird look, thought carefully, and then replied solemnly.

"To be honest, miss, you were quite smart before, but...after you met Funny...for some reason, your IQ dropped...just..."

Because he was worried that the eldest lady would go crazy after hearing this, he stopped in time and didn't say it, but this is enough to show that her IQ is really worrying now.

……

At this moment, the host on the stage didn't care about the weird name or stupidity, she followed the audience's line of sight to find Xiao Sami who just refuted.

Seeing that she was also a loli, the host's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly held up the microphone and invited her enthusiastically.

"Now I invite this little silly meow to come on stage!"

Not to mention the depression in Xiao Sa Miao's heart after being called a silly meow twice in a row. She didn't get angry and cry on the spot, which is considered a good psychological quality.

The bodyguard in black next to Xiao Sa Miao saw that his little master's face was full of depression and seemed reluctant to bear this name on stage, so he couldn't help but suggest.

"Miss, you can go up to the stage and try it out! As a guest, Funny also has to participate in this game. Think about it, if you win the 'King', wouldn't you be able to order Funny not to call you 'Little Silly Meow' in the future? Or punish her for copying 'Xiao Sa Miao' a hundred times..."

Xiao Sami immediately became interested when she heard the words.

Yup!

This is a great opportunity to move back to the game!

Although it feels a little aggrieved to be on stage in the name of this 'little silly cat', as long as you draw the king, give orders and make things difficult, you can definitely regain the scene!

Thinking of this, Xiao Samiao, who was still hesitant before, hurriedly urged and ordered the bodyguards to clear the way in the crowd so that he could send himself on stage to perform.

Soon, under the strange eyes and whispers of the audience, Xiao Sami also got his wish and got on the big stage.

……

At this time, the layout of the stage had already been completed, and the number of people participating in the game had already gathered. Under the host's auspices, everyone on the stage, including Hao Meng, sat down around the round table.

It is worth mentioning that when the host asked everyone to take their seats, everyone was reluctant to take the first seat, as if they were waiting for someone to be seated first.

Sure enough, when Hao Meng opened the chair and was about to sit down, those guys who were pretending to look at the scenery before suddenly swarmed to grab the chairs on the left and right of Hao Meng.

These guys pushed and shoved and pulled and pulled, and no one would let anyone else. Before the start of the king game, they staged a small game of "grabbing a chair" for the audience.

In the end, the host called for Xiao Sami to sit next to Hao Meng, and then called for the biting meow in the VIP seat to come on stage, and added a chair to sit on the other side of Hao Meng, and appointed him as the croupier to shuffle the cards. This is how the game proceeds normally.

In fact, the host just hoped that Hao Meng could name another guest and play an interactive game with Meow Meow on stage. After all, the little Loli had played an interactive game with Meow-chan at the last comic exhibition, and the two guests were more interesting.

But who knew that the little loli biting meow didn't point, but named a loli little silly meow. Fortunately, she could let meow sauce come on stage to participate in the game as a dealer.

In this way, twelve people participating in the game sat around a round table on the stage, with a thin stack of playing cards placed in the center of the table, and the game officially began.

Under the instruction of the host, Bite Meow turned over the cards and shuffled the order and reshuffled them. Taking advantage of this gap, the host chattered with the players on the stage and explained it to the audience in detail at the same time. road.

"These cards are from A to K. There are eleven cards of the same suit. After the cards are shuffled, you randomly draw cards in order. A represents one, K represents the king, and the others are based on the numbers on the pieces of paper. Whatever you draw is the number." Please don't disclose the number you have drawn, except for the one who has drawn the king. When the king gives an order "what number, or what number and what number to do", after the order is given, everyone Only then can you show your brand name.”

Having said that, the host glanced at the players on the table who were ready to move, and warned in a serious tone.

"Please remember! This is just a game! Orders must be reasonable and not too excessive, and illegal orders must not be issued, otherwise the game will be disqualified!"

The host's words made those who had obscene thoughts feel a chill in their hearts.

At the moment, someone couldn't help but raised their hand to the host in advance and asked.

"I would like to ask, if the king orders the other party to tell the color of his underwear...isn't this too much to ask?"

The host was slightly taken aback when she heard the words, she didn't expect someone to ask such an obscene question.

However, this person's question seemed to cause a chain reaction. Before the host could answer, other people couldn't sit still and raised their hands to ask questions one after another.

"I want to ask a question too! Can I order a kiss?"

"That... can the king give an order to hug people and raise them high..."

"I want to ask... can you let the other party take off..."

……

Facing the crowd who were crazily revealing their hobbies, the host turned to look at the silent little loli, as if he wanted to ask for her opinion.

The host originally thought that little loli would kill all of them and refuse these embarrassing orders, but what little loli said next surprised her.

"Yes! Anyway, these are not illegal, and there is nothing illegal. Of course, such an interesting order is fine!"

After finishing speaking, the little Lolita, who rested her chin on one hand, threw a jelly bean-like thing into her mouth, and then slowly chewed, as if thinking of something funny, her little face that glanced at everyone stunned, Gradually, a look of optimism emerged...

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