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Chapter 564 Lied to you!

While Hao Meng was speaking, eleven decks of playing cards were quickly shuffled out in random order and placed in a stack in the center of the round table.

Seeing that the little Loli had no objections, the host had no choice but to nod obediently, turned around and glanced at the people on the table who were gearing up, and asked in a loud voice.

"So... who will draw first?"

As soon as the words were finished, when the others were still looking at each other and hesitating, Hao Meng was the first to raise her hand impatiently and shouted.

"I'll come first!"

Because she just ate FLANG chewing gum, Hao Meng was not worried that she would fall into a disadvantageous situation, so she decided not to set a flag first, but to try her luck seriously first.

Due to her height, Hao Meng had to stand up from the chair to draw cards, then lay down on the table and stretched her hands toward the center of the table to get the cards.

Little Lolita's seemingly strenuous operation is surprisingly cute in the eyes of outsiders.

After drawing the cards, Hao Meng sat back on her seat, pressed the poker cards that were turned upside down on the table with her small hand, and secretly lifted a corner to take a peek carefully.

When she saw that the number on the corner was not the 'K' she had hoped for, she couldn't help but shook her little head in disappointment and regret.

Little Lolita's actions were broadcast live by the cameraman, and everyone on and off stage saw them all. It was obvious that Little Lolita hadn't drawn the 'king' card.

In this way, it means that the 'King' is among the remaining ten cards!

Seeing this, little Samiao next to Hao Meng hurriedly got up and rushed to the remaining poker cards. After drawing out a card, she quickly returned to her place, and then couldn't wait to check it.

However, she just took a sneak peek, and soon sighed in disappointment as well.

Obviously, she didn't win either.

The two African lolita seemed to stimulate the other players, and the remaining nine hurriedly drew cards in order. Soon, the poker cards on the table were divided up by everyone, and most of them were disappointed after seeing their own cards. There is only one boy wearing glasses, but the expression on his face is different from others' frustration. It is clearly full of uncontrollable excitement and excitement, and even the hand holding the cards is trembling slightly.

"King! Hahaha! I am the king!"

The bespectacled man proudly showed the cards in his hand, and at the same time, the nearby photographer was busy taking a close-up of the cards in his hand, and the cards in his hand suddenly appeared on the big screen.

It was a K of Hearts, a genuine 'King' card.

The audience in the audience was in an uproar.

"This funny little lolita is dangerous. If this person gives any obscene orders, it will be really cheap for him!"

An old man in the front row of the auditorium looked at the poker cards on the big screen, folded his arms, shook his head and sighed, as if he felt sorry for the fate of the little Lolita.

However, a young man next to him disagreed.

"It's hard to say, don't forget that there are ten people at the scene, it doesn't have to be ridiculous!"

The words of the young people also attracted other people nearby to participate in the discussion.

"Yes, yes! The probability is one in ten!"

"Anyone who has watched the funny live broadcast 'Open Box GO' knows that funny is a non-chief! I think it's not good..."

……

While the audience in the audience were discussing, a play was also being staged on the stage.

The man with glasses who won the 'King' was looking at Hao Meng maliciously at this time, and then looked at the poker cards that were folded upside down on the table in front of the little loli, as if he wanted to see through the cards Here, I want to know how many numbers the little Lolita has drawn.

Feeling the man's unfriendly gaze, Hao Meng chewed the gum in her mouth twice, smiled wryly, turned her head and murmured to the host.

"I suddenly had an ominous premonition. I always felt that he would call my number later. Bet! I will definitely be selected later!"

Little Lolita's words stunned everyone on and off the stage.

No way... Even the funny little loli doesn't think so highly of herself?
These are so exciting...

The host on the side also regretted that Hao Meng didn't draw the king, but as a host, she also needs to follow the rules of the game, so she asked the 'king', the man with glasses.

"Congratulations on drawing the king, so what order do you want to give to the number?"

The man with glasses stood up and adjusted his glasses joyfully, and stammered orders while blushing to the microphone handed over by the host.

"I order No. [-]... to kiss..."

Ok? ? ?
When this person said this, everyone on and off the stage almost thought of why he wanted to order No. [-].

However, what he said next overturned everyone's guess.

"Call me O'Neill sauce!"

After speaking, the man with glasses blushed like a monkey's butt, and sat down very shyly.

This order made the host slightly stunned, and then she wiped the sweat off her forehead, a little bit dumbfounded.

"Uh...just call me 'Onii-chan'...right..."

This order made the host slightly stunned, and then she wiped the sweat off her forehead, a little bit dumbfounded.

The man with glasses nodded affirmatively, then took out his mobile phone to prepare for recording, and stared at the little loli opposite him expectantly.

The host couldn't help but look at the man with glasses more, and couldn't help but sigh that this is really an easy-to-satisfy little brother... This man must be a sister-controlling man without a sister!
Then she went on to host the game—

"Okay, the next student who gets number one needs to follow the order and call 'Oni-chan' to the 'King', then..."

"Who is number one?"

Having said that, the host couldn't help turning his head to look at Hao Meng, and everyone else also looked at the expression on the little Lolita's face, and the photographer even pointed the camera at the delicate and lovely face of the little Lolita.

However, at this time, everyone saw a small frowning expression mixed with astonishment and panic, which seemed to be true.

No way!You are really number one!

Do you want to be so clever with your crow's mouth!Is it turned on?What to say!
The audience in the audience suddenly boiled, and they all lamented that the funny little loli really had a dark face, and stepped on landmines when she came up.

Some people thought it was funny that the little loli called others 'Oni sauce', and screamed angrily, wishing that the lucky man with glasses on the stage was himself.

The little Sa Miao next to Hao Meng was also slightly startled. She glanced at Hao Meng in surprise, and then an expression of gloating about the good show appeared on her face.

Seeing her opponent deflated made her secretly happy.

And Hao Meng's little expression of winning the lottery also made the man in glasses gasp with excitement. He almost believed that he was lucky to have chosen little Lolita out of ten people at once.

As for the host, he urged Little Lolita from the sidelines.

"The king's reasonable orders must be obeyed. Calling 'Oni sauce' will not lose a piece of meat, right? Call it quickly!"

However at this time...

Hao Meng, who everyone was looking forward to, suddenly turned over the playing cards on the table and shouted triumphantly.

"I lied to you! Do you really think I am number one?"

……

(End of this chapter)