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Chapter 565
Chapter 565
Accompanied by the soft and cute loli voice of the little loli, the tender white hand turned over a playing card of 'Heart 5', which was not the Ace of Heart representing number 1 at all.
This change made everyone in the audience dumbfounded in an instant.
What's the matter... The panic expression on the chosen one just now was all fake!
Even though he was not selected, he still pretended to be a winner...
Drama!What a showman!Waste of human feelings... Too bad for this loli!
The audience in the audience complained that the little loli was not kind, and she actually cheated so many people's feelings, which made them excited for nothing. At the same time, they all breathed a sigh of relief and felt a lot more balanced in their hearts.
The man in glasses stared blankly at the poker cards turned upside down in front of little Lolita, with undisguised disappointment on his face, an expression as if he had lost a hundred million.
Seeing the expression on the little brother's face, the host at the side couldn't help feeling sorry for him, and couldn't help but patted his shoulder to comfort him.
"Think about it, maybe there will be a chance next time."
Then the host suddenly realized that since number one is not a funny little loli...
So here comes the question...who is the Ace of Hearts?
At the same time, it was not only the host who realized this problem, but also the man with glasses.
He couldn't help but turn his eyes to the little Sa Miao who was also a loli next to Hao Meng. He stared at the other person's cute face, a glimmer of hope emerged in his heart, and at the same time he cast a questioning look at the other person.
That look seemed to ask again: 'Is that you? '
However, Xiao Sami, who sensed the opponent's intention, shook his head ruthlessly, and turned over the playing cards in front of him as well.
Heart 10!
Looking at the opened card, the man with glasses was slightly startled, the disappointment and frustration on his face became more intense, he couldn't help but folded his arms and buried his head on the table.
The host patted the glasses man's shoulder, sighed as a comfort, then held up the microphone and glanced at everyone on the table, asking non-stop.
"Where is number one? Where is number one? Number one is..."
"Number one is here!"
Accompanied by this rough voice, a burly figure stood up beside the round table with a 'hoo', and because he got up so violently, the chairs behind him fell to the ground in response.
Everyone hurriedly turned to look, only to realize that the person speaking was a muscular man who was almost two meters tall, wearing a vest and boxer shorts, with muscles all over his body...
And this guy, who looked like he just came out of the gym, was holding a relatively small poker card in his big rough hand like a cattail fan, and the eye-catching ace of hearts was printed on the card.
Hao Meng stared blankly at the muscular man, and couldn't help waving at the host.
The host rushed to the little loli and leaned over slightly, then Hao Meng whispered into her ear.
"I said... Did this guy mistook the manga exhibition for a gym or a boxing ring? How did he get in like this? The other fat and thin houses don't have the same style of painting, do they?"
The host turned his head to look at the muscular man, scratched his head and replied uncertainly.
"I don't know too well... This person should also be a cosplayer... It seems to be a cosplay fighting game..."
Hao Meng couldn't help but froze for a moment when he heard this. He looked at the muscular man again and started to complain crazily in his heart.
Is there such a powerful COSER?If it wasn't for the host's reminder, no one would have guessed that this guy is a cosplayer!
COS fighting game?What's so special is the COS of real fighting!
……
The man with glasses who was lying on his arm before heard the sound and hurriedly raised his head and turned to look at the rough voice. After just one glance, he suddenly felt bad.
If his mood before was disappointing, now his heart can only be described as despair.
If there is another description, it would be like falling into a deep abyss, then falling into a piercing cold pool, being frozen into profound ice for thousands of years, and finally turned into powder.
The man with glasses glanced at the burly, muscular man, his Adam's apple moved slightly, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a 'gudo', then turned his head silently to look at the host, and slowly raised the trembling man with Parkinson's disease. Stop shaking his right hand, and at the same time the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Old...teacher...I want to pee urgently and want to go to the toilet!"
……
A tsunami of hearty laughter erupted from the audience. At this moment, almost everyone was holding their stomachs and laughing together.
Glad to hear it!What does it mean to be happy to hear and see?
This is what I love to hear!
Now the audience in the audience is not envious of this male student with glasses, on the contrary, many people have even begun to feel pity for him.
Think about it, if such a muscular man called 'Oni sauce', as the person involved, let alone not feeling cute or not, he would vomit blood and die on the spot, right?
Of course the host would not let the 'king' find excuses to slip away, ignored the bespectacled man's pleading, came to the strong man, raised his head with the microphone and smiled.
"Come, come! A 'O(cool)ni(cold) sauce(of)' to our king!"
The host's words scared the man with glasses to death, he hurriedly stood up, bowed his hands to the muscular man who knew that he was not easy to mess with, and begged.
"Brother! You are my own brother! Can I call you brother! I beg you don't call me 'Oni sauce'! I'm afraid I can't bear it!"
Faced with the begging of the thin man with glasses, the muscular man twisted his neck and made a crackling sound. Then he looked down at the man with glasses and cracked his finger bones. With the creepy sound of bones, he used his The rough and deafening voice said.
"I am a person who follows principles and rules. I hate people who go back on their word and do not follow the rules. Since this game stipulates that the king's orders must be followed, then I must follow the rules! You must also follow! Anyone who dares to break the rules will be spared. Can’t touch him!”
After speaking, the strong man hammered the table top hard, making a loud noise, which made all the cards on the table jump up. Fortunately, the table was of good quality and was not broken by his hammer.
Looking at the poker cards on the table that were turned upside down by a punch, the man with glasses moved his throat slightly, and he began to panic.
He was thinking that if this punch hit him, he might be able to knock him down in one fell swoop...
At that moment, he had no choice but to raise his head and smiled dryly at the strong man, forcing himself to be calm.
"Ah...ahhaha...what a coincidence! I also like to follow principles. Since you have no objection, then...you can start calling me 'Oni-chan'..."
Now he looks like a king who has just given orders?I'm afraid, he is the most spineless king in history!
However, the man with glasses had just finished speaking, and when it was the muscular man's turn to carry out the order, the man's face suddenly turned slightly red, he lowered his head and poked his finger, and he became surprisingly awkward.
Everyone at the scene cast stunned glances at him, wondering what kind of play this strong man is playing now.
Facing everyone's doubts, the strong man quickly gave an explanation——
"That... because I didn't have an elder brother since I was a child, so..."
At this point, it seemed that the strong man felt a little embarrassed because of the gazes cast by everyone. He avoided everyone's gaze, turned his head, blushed and poked his fingers while continuing to murmur.
"Oh... Onii-chan or whatever... To be honest, I've never called anyone that..."
……
Hao Meng is completely speechless now, this strong man has too many complaints, and she is too lazy to complain.
In other words, this is like the girl who was confessed in the anime, what the hell is the shy expression on her face? ? ?
I can't tell that you are a big guy, but you are still a girl at heart!
Then you were barely a yarn just now!
While the man with glasses was staring blankly at the big piece of hair, the shy strong man seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly he raised his head and said fiercely at the man with glasses.
"Hey! I'm talking about you!"
"Ah? Yes!"
The dazed man with glasses was instantly brought back to his senses by the rough voice. His heart shuddered, and he hurriedly answered, but the other strong man spoke softly next, which almost made him die.
"This is my first time... You should cherish it!"
The strong man said this coquettishly, and the shyness on his face became even stronger.
Pfft!
The man with glasses fell headlong on the table on the spot, as if he was going to pretend to be dead and get away with it.
However, Hao Meng, who was on the opposite side, couldn't help but pretend to be a trumpet with both hands, and shouted resolutely.
"Get up! Don't pretend to be dead! As the king's order, even with tears in your eyes, follow through!"
At this moment, the other players on the table who participated in the game had long since lost their previous excitement, instead leaving an indelible psychological shadow in their hearts.
They can see the way of this game——
In this game, you become the king. If you accidentally choose the wrong person, you will be cheated... but it will be fatal!
……
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(End of this chapter)
Accompanied by the soft and cute loli voice of the little loli, the tender white hand turned over a playing card of 'Heart 5', which was not the Ace of Heart representing number 1 at all.
This change made everyone in the audience dumbfounded in an instant.
What's the matter... The panic expression on the chosen one just now was all fake!
Even though he was not selected, he still pretended to be a winner...
Drama!What a showman!Waste of human feelings... Too bad for this loli!
The audience in the audience complained that the little loli was not kind, and she actually cheated so many people's feelings, which made them excited for nothing. At the same time, they all breathed a sigh of relief and felt a lot more balanced in their hearts.
The man in glasses stared blankly at the poker cards turned upside down in front of little Lolita, with undisguised disappointment on his face, an expression as if he had lost a hundred million.
Seeing the expression on the little brother's face, the host at the side couldn't help feeling sorry for him, and couldn't help but patted his shoulder to comfort him.
"Think about it, maybe there will be a chance next time."
Then the host suddenly realized that since number one is not a funny little loli...
So here comes the question...who is the Ace of Hearts?
At the same time, it was not only the host who realized this problem, but also the man with glasses.
He couldn't help but turn his eyes to the little Sa Miao who was also a loli next to Hao Meng. He stared at the other person's cute face, a glimmer of hope emerged in his heart, and at the same time he cast a questioning look at the other person.
That look seemed to ask again: 'Is that you? '
However, Xiao Sami, who sensed the opponent's intention, shook his head ruthlessly, and turned over the playing cards in front of him as well.
Heart 10!
Looking at the opened card, the man with glasses was slightly startled, the disappointment and frustration on his face became more intense, he couldn't help but folded his arms and buried his head on the table.
The host patted the glasses man's shoulder, sighed as a comfort, then held up the microphone and glanced at everyone on the table, asking non-stop.
"Where is number one? Where is number one? Number one is..."
"Number one is here!"
Accompanied by this rough voice, a burly figure stood up beside the round table with a 'hoo', and because he got up so violently, the chairs behind him fell to the ground in response.
Everyone hurriedly turned to look, only to realize that the person speaking was a muscular man who was almost two meters tall, wearing a vest and boxer shorts, with muscles all over his body...
And this guy, who looked like he just came out of the gym, was holding a relatively small poker card in his big rough hand like a cattail fan, and the eye-catching ace of hearts was printed on the card.
Hao Meng stared blankly at the muscular man, and couldn't help waving at the host.
The host rushed to the little loli and leaned over slightly, then Hao Meng whispered into her ear.
"I said... Did this guy mistook the manga exhibition for a gym or a boxing ring? How did he get in like this? The other fat and thin houses don't have the same style of painting, do they?"
The host turned his head to look at the muscular man, scratched his head and replied uncertainly.
"I don't know too well... This person should also be a cosplayer... It seems to be a cosplay fighting game..."
Hao Meng couldn't help but froze for a moment when he heard this. He looked at the muscular man again and started to complain crazily in his heart.
Is there such a powerful COSER?If it wasn't for the host's reminder, no one would have guessed that this guy is a cosplayer!
COS fighting game?What's so special is the COS of real fighting!
……
The man with glasses who was lying on his arm before heard the sound and hurriedly raised his head and turned to look at the rough voice. After just one glance, he suddenly felt bad.
If his mood before was disappointing, now his heart can only be described as despair.
If there is another description, it would be like falling into a deep abyss, then falling into a piercing cold pool, being frozen into profound ice for thousands of years, and finally turned into powder.
The man with glasses glanced at the burly, muscular man, his Adam's apple moved slightly, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva with a 'gudo', then turned his head silently to look at the host, and slowly raised the trembling man with Parkinson's disease. Stop shaking his right hand, and at the same time the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Old...teacher...I want to pee urgently and want to go to the toilet!"
……
A tsunami of hearty laughter erupted from the audience. At this moment, almost everyone was holding their stomachs and laughing together.
Glad to hear it!What does it mean to be happy to hear and see?
This is what I love to hear!
Now the audience in the audience is not envious of this male student with glasses, on the contrary, many people have even begun to feel pity for him.
Think about it, if such a muscular man called 'Oni sauce', as the person involved, let alone not feeling cute or not, he would vomit blood and die on the spot, right?
Of course the host would not let the 'king' find excuses to slip away, ignored the bespectacled man's pleading, came to the strong man, raised his head with the microphone and smiled.
"Come, come! A 'O(cool)ni(cold) sauce(of)' to our king!"
The host's words scared the man with glasses to death, he hurriedly stood up, bowed his hands to the muscular man who knew that he was not easy to mess with, and begged.
"Brother! You are my own brother! Can I call you brother! I beg you don't call me 'Oni sauce'! I'm afraid I can't bear it!"
Faced with the begging of the thin man with glasses, the muscular man twisted his neck and made a crackling sound. Then he looked down at the man with glasses and cracked his finger bones. With the creepy sound of bones, he used his The rough and deafening voice said.
"I am a person who follows principles and rules. I hate people who go back on their word and do not follow the rules. Since this game stipulates that the king's orders must be followed, then I must follow the rules! You must also follow! Anyone who dares to break the rules will be spared. Can’t touch him!”
After speaking, the strong man hammered the table top hard, making a loud noise, which made all the cards on the table jump up. Fortunately, the table was of good quality and was not broken by his hammer.
Looking at the poker cards on the table that were turned upside down by a punch, the man with glasses moved his throat slightly, and he began to panic.
He was thinking that if this punch hit him, he might be able to knock him down in one fell swoop...
At that moment, he had no choice but to raise his head and smiled dryly at the strong man, forcing himself to be calm.
"Ah...ahhaha...what a coincidence! I also like to follow principles. Since you have no objection, then...you can start calling me 'Oni-chan'..."
Now he looks like a king who has just given orders?I'm afraid, he is the most spineless king in history!
However, the man with glasses had just finished speaking, and when it was the muscular man's turn to carry out the order, the man's face suddenly turned slightly red, he lowered his head and poked his finger, and he became surprisingly awkward.
Everyone at the scene cast stunned glances at him, wondering what kind of play this strong man is playing now.
Facing everyone's doubts, the strong man quickly gave an explanation——
"That... because I didn't have an elder brother since I was a child, so..."
At this point, it seemed that the strong man felt a little embarrassed because of the gazes cast by everyone. He avoided everyone's gaze, turned his head, blushed and poked his fingers while continuing to murmur.
"Oh... Onii-chan or whatever... To be honest, I've never called anyone that..."
……
Hao Meng is completely speechless now, this strong man has too many complaints, and she is too lazy to complain.
In other words, this is like the girl who was confessed in the anime, what the hell is the shy expression on her face? ? ?
I can't tell that you are a big guy, but you are still a girl at heart!
Then you were barely a yarn just now!
While the man with glasses was staring blankly at the big piece of hair, the shy strong man seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly he raised his head and said fiercely at the man with glasses.
"Hey! I'm talking about you!"
"Ah? Yes!"
The dazed man with glasses was instantly brought back to his senses by the rough voice. His heart shuddered, and he hurriedly answered, but the other strong man spoke softly next, which almost made him die.
"This is my first time... You should cherish it!"
The strong man said this coquettishly, and the shyness on his face became even stronger.
Pfft!
The man with glasses fell headlong on the table on the spot, as if he was going to pretend to be dead and get away with it.
However, Hao Meng, who was on the opposite side, couldn't help but pretend to be a trumpet with both hands, and shouted resolutely.
"Get up! Don't pretend to be dead! As the king's order, even with tears in your eyes, follow through!"
At this moment, the other players on the table who participated in the game had long since lost their previous excitement, instead leaving an indelible psychological shadow in their hearts.
They can see the way of this game——
In this game, you become the king. If you accidentally choose the wrong person, you will be cheated... but it will be fatal!
……
感谢土豪【凌忘候】豪赏的21700起点币!感谢【叶夏文】打赏的1100币!感谢【慕容丶G】打赏的1000币!感谢【书友20180201231431105】打赏的700币!感谢【FFF亘古永存】【空羽幽幻】【IDIndex】【chasingaim】【书友20170302133408961】【FFF亘古永存】【影卫13526801】打赏的100币!
(End of this chapter)
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