Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 157 Fighting against the goalkeeper ([-])

At this time, the battle between Bai Lin and the portrait of the door god has reached a super height.

"Bai Lin, I didn't expect you to be really talented. It really impressed me. But don't be too happy, because I haven't used one of my big moves yet. I'll let you taste the power of my big move later. , but the premise is that you have the ability to survive until we use the big move. If you don’t make it to that time, even if you have great abilities, you are not qualified to see the power of my big move. So, if If you really want to see the power of my ultimate move, just give me more strength and show your strength. Don't be like an angry child, dawdling around here all day, hurry up! Come up with some difficult, in-depth, and philosophical questions. I am tired of those questions that are not level. I will give you five seconds. Lost." The portrait of the door god said in a daze.

Facing the door god's portrait and talking for a long time, Bai Lin not only didn't get angry, but developed instead.

"Bai Lin, why are you smirking so stupidly, have you been called stupid by me?" The portrait of the door god said.

Bai Lin smiled lightly, and said, "I just think you're extremely ridiculous. It's the first time I've seen such an interesting and ridiculous door god like you when I grow up. Every word you say not only doesn't look like a fairy at all, but also looks like a fairy." Like a rascal, it's just ridiculous."

"You think so, don't tell me how good you are is unreasonable, and I don't want to talk nonsense with you, just look at my trick." The portrait of the door god said: "The shaggy boy learns fishing, sideways Sitting on the strawberry moss and grass, the passers-by asked Yao Yao to wave, and they were so frightened that they were so frightened that they should be connected to me quickly."

"This is too simple, it's an idiot's question." Bai Lin said: "Looking horizontally, it looks like mountains and peaks. The distance and height are different. I don't know the true face of Lushan Mountain. I just want to ask you how it is because I am in this mountain. Is it neat or not?"

"The whole big-headed ghost, I listen carefully." The portrait of the gate god continued: "The dangerous building is a hundred feet high, and the stars can be picked up with your hands. Don't dare to speak loudly, for fear of frightening the heavenly beings. Don't worry, there is more to come. Listen carefully." , the north of Gushan Temple and the west of Jiating, the water surface is initially flat and the clouds are low. A few early warblers compete for warm trees, and someone’s new swallows peck at the spring mud. The random flowers are gradually becoming charming, and the Asakusa can have no horseshoes. My favorite lake is not enough to travel east, green Baisha embankment in Yangyinli, this is the five rhythms connecting the seven rhythms, and there are real and virtual, there are feelings and scenes, you quickly give me the right."

"Look at me, it doesn't bother me at all." Bai Lin hesitated for a moment before he said, "Looking at the mountains from a distance, you can hear the color of the water, but you can hear the sound of the water up close. Spring is gone and the flowers are still there. When people come and go, the birds don't startle. Qin, looking at Wujin in the wind and smoke. I want to say goodbye to you, and I am also a wanderer. A confidant in the sea is like a neighbor at the end of the world. Inaction is on a forked road, and children share the towel. How about this double five laws with four plus six, and yours? It's just perfect. How about it, be afraid."

Yu Le clapped his hands and praised, "Bai Lin, good job."

I love when you say, "What is this? If it were me, I could make a more perfect sentence."

"I absolutely believe that you can connect, but I also believe that your connection should not be worse than mine." Chen Butou said.

"You...you are so confident, your butt will be better than mine?" I love you said.

"Of course." Chen Butou smiled conceitedly and said.

"Oh, I know you are not as good as me, so stop trying and watch Bai Lin fight against the portrait of the door god." The lost boy said.

"Hehe, I thought you would persuade us not to quarrel. After arguing for a long time, you are so rude. I don't believe it, your family will be better than me?" I love you and said.

You love me and shouted impatiently: "You three juniors, there is no end to it. After watching the battle so non-stop, get out if you argue again. You are really a group of guys who don't let people worry about it. Wait for your ability to catch up! Half of my time, I will show off my power here again, otherwise, please be humble, don't brag about yourself here, are you embarrassed to say, everyone is so shameless, is it reasonable, and you are not afraid of being portrayed by that **** door god It's a joke, even if he doesn't dare to make a joke, we can't fight with ourselves like this, Yu Le, do you think I'm right?"

Yu Le nodded again and again, and said: "Yes, yes, you are too right, you should stand up and teach them a lesson and maintain order, otherwise, our team has become a bragging team. , besides, we really have to let that shitty door god portrait laugh at us."

When the portrait of the door god heard it, he shook his head quickly, waved his hands, and said, "No, no, no, I won't laugh at you. Your own internal problems have nothing to do with me. I'm just watching from the sidelines." It's so lively, it's like watching a humorous drama, but you people's lines are really bad, and your acting skills are also quite impressive, so f*ckingly unpopular, hahahaha..."

Hearing the portrait of the door god making fun of his brother, Bai Lin yelled angrily: "Shut up, you shameless bastard, you still have the right to laugh at us, you are shameless, I warn you, don't say anything about us topic, you have listened to this question for me."

When the door god portrait saw Bai Lin's serious look, he immediately became serious because he had already sensed that Bai Lin was about to unleash his ultimate move.

Bai Lin said angrily: "The north wind blows the ground and the white grass breaks, Hu Tian blows snow in August, suddenly like a spring breeze overnight, thousands of trees and pear blossoms bloom. Hurry up and connect with me."

The portrait of the door god swallowed a sip of saliva before he spoke: "The beaded curtains are wet and the silk curtains are wet. The fox fur is not warm and the brocade quilt is thin. The general's horns and bows cannot be controlled, and the protective iron clothes are still cold. I have butt it, but I don't know you." Can you pick it up, haha!"

With a wave of his hand, Bai Lin said, "Stop talking nonsense, just listen to me. The vast sea is surrounded by hundreds of feet of ice, and the clouds are gloomy. The Chinese army brings wine and drinks to the guests. Huqin, pipa and Qiangdi, let's meet up quickly."

The portrait of the door god did not hesitate to give way, and said: "In the middle of the road, we set up wine and drinks for the returning guests. Snow fell on the camp gate one after another, and the red flag was frozen in the wind. I saw you off at the east gate of Luntai. When you left, the mountain road was covered with snow. I couldn't see you on the mountain winding road. It was snowing. Leave the horse in the sky, how about it, I finished the connection in one breath, and even said your part for you, do you accept it or not, you big fool."

Instead of being angry, Bai Lin laughed suddenly, and said, "You've been fooled. I deliberately kept your words short, just to lure you into the bait, and deliberately made you talk more. Don't forget, in the poetry battle , I missed a beat and kept violating the rules, but telling the opponent's beat is a huge violation, how about it, be convinced, admit defeat, you super fool! Hahahaha..."

The portrait of the door god was extremely annoyed, and he said, "Oh, I'm so hard to guard against, I've ignored this aspect, okay, let you have a taste of the power of my big move, today I want to convince you to lose, I want Let you lose a complete defeat, you listen to me."

(End of this chapter)