Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 158

At this time, the battle between Bai Lin and the portrait of the door god has reached a new climax.

Bai Lin used his ultimate move to meet the attack of the door god portrait, and the door god portrait also looked at Bai Lin with admiration.

At this moment, the portrait of the door god had no choice but to use his big move to fight back against Bai Lin.

"Bai Lin, look at the trick." The portrait of the door god shouted angrily: "chirp and chirp again, Mulan is weaving at home. I don't hear the sound of the locomotive and ask my daughter what she thinks, ask her what she remembers. She doesn't think about it, and she doesn't think about it. Nothing to remember. Don’t stop if you have the ability, connect with me immediately.”

"What's so difficult about this, put up your dog ears and let me hear it for grandpa, I'm going to tear your bullshit move to pieces." Bai Lin said, "I saw the military post yesterday that Khan ordered more soldiers. , Twelve volumes of the military book, the volume has the name of the master. My grandfather has no elder son, and Mulan has no elder brother. I am willing to be a saddle horse in the city. The slightest mistake, the whole process is smooth and smooth, this time you will be convinced."

"Hmph, it's not that good. If you have the ability to complete this large section for me, I will naturally make a decision." The portrait of the door god said.

"Okay, if that's the case, let's continue, and then don't run away halfway." Bai Lin smiled lightly and said.

"What are you saying? I will run away in the middle of the road. It is simply an international joke. If you say you will run away in the middle, it is easy to understand. If you say I will run away in the middle, it is simply ridiculous." The portrait of the door god said. .

"In that case, let's start." Bai Lin said.

"Let's start at the beginning, is it possible that the Lord God is afraid that you will fail?" The portrait of the door god said.

Bai Lin smiled lightly, and said, "Actually, it's normal for you to be afraid of me, because your strength is not as good as mine. If you are not afraid of me, it will make people feel strange. Oh, there are so many miracles in this world. If you say that you are not afraid of me anymore, this must be regarded as a great miracle in the world, no, no, no, it should be said... it is the number one miracle in the world."

"You will put gold on your face. I have seen shameless people, but I have lived for thousands of years, but I have never seen someone as shameless as you. It is shameless to the extreme." The portrait of the door god said.

After hearing what the Portrait of the Door God said, Bai Lin was not angry. Instead, he smiled calmly and said, "Okay, you damn Portrait of the Door God. Stop holding on here. I've already seen your little thoughts." Come out, this is not good. In the end, the most shameless person is you, [-]. You said that you have been justifying yourself for a long time. Isn't it all because you are embarrassed in front of your disciples? You hide them in a dark corner. , recite poems and songs for you, let them do their part, and show your face yourself. You can do such shameless things. Do you think you are embarrassed or shameless? Hey, if you let me tell you, hurry up and destroy Shimen. Destroy it yourself, and then run away with your tail between your legs. Don't let your disciples and grandchildren follow you and embarrass yourself here. I blush for you. Do you know that your disciples and grandchildren have had enough? It’s just that you dare to be angry but dare not speak out, can’t you see it, you super fool?”

"You... you... really pissed me off, you're talking nonsense, you're talking nonsense, you're talking nonsense, you spit shit out of your mouth, you can't beat me, you just hurt people, alienate our master-student relationship, destroy our master-student relationship , you are absolutely hateful." The portrait of the door god said angrily.

"I'm mad at you? You deserve it. I thought what I said wasn't exciting enough, and I thought what I said wasn't enough to make a person angry. Unexpectedly, it still had a little effect. It was just okay, but it didn't make you angry. Epilepsy. But it’s okay, Grandpa, I still have a chance. After this duel, I will definitely drive you out of the cerebral thrombosis. Don’t worry, I will not let you down. In short, you will not get sick or suffer. If you get hurt, or get angry, I will never let it go, so you just wait to get angry, or die, hahahaha..." Bai Lin smiled lightly and said.

"Protest, I protest, resolutely protest!" The portrait of the goalkeeper raised his hand and shouted, and said: "I request a suspension of the battle, I request a substitution, and a substitution must be made. If I don't change, I will be mad at him, Yu Le, if you are the captain of you people, you have to make a ruling, I have to change people today, I don't want to fight Bai Lin again."

"The protest is invalid. I disagree. The match hasn't been decided yet, so why change players?" Bai Lin insisted on rebutting, and said.

"Why, just because you have changed people twice, why can't I propose a replacement." The portrait of the door god argued hard and said.

Yu Le said, "Do you want someone else to fight us?"

"No, I'm talking about changing people. I want you to change people. I don't want to fight this despicable and treacherous villain anymore. I want to fight with the rest of you." The door god portrait said.

"So that's the case, of course it's okay, Chen Butou, I invite you to play with the portrait of this shit door god, pay attention, don't let him lose too badly." Yu Le said.

"Don't worry, I'll give him a sigh of relief. In the end, you have to love me to enjoy yourself." Chen Butou smiled lightly and said.

You love me with a light smile, and said, "Thank you, brother."

"You're welcome, we're all friends, so we have to share this live toy with everyone." Chen Butou said.

"Bah, you guys are talking nonsense. You are a bunch of shameless braggarts. If you have the ability, let them come here." The portrait of the door god said.

Chen Butou came onto the stage, replaced Bai Lin, and said, "Portrait of the door god, don't push me, show your topic."

"Okay, if that's the case, I won't be polite." The portrait of the door god said: "In the past, people have gone by the yellow crane, and the Yellow Crane Tower is vacant here. The yellow crane will never return, and the white clouds will be empty for thousands of years. If you come to meet, you can't Time to think."

"It's a trivial question, do you still need to think about it? It's too small to look down on people. Listen up." Chen Butou said, "Where is the Rimu Township Pass? The Yanbo River makes people worry. What about the portrait of the door god."

"So-so, No. [-] in the world. This is just a small start. The real problem is yet to come." The door god portrait said: "A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadows will become three." People. The moon does not drink, and the shadow follows me. I will accompany the moon for a while, and the joy must reach the spring. I sing and dance with the moon, and my dancing shadow is chaotic. First of all, I don't believe that you can connect it neatly without missing a word."

Chen Butou smiled indifferently, and said: "The old man Gu Jishu invited me to Tian's house. The green trees are close to the village, and the green hills are sloping outside the country. Open a noodle field garden, and talk about mulberry and hemp with wine. Wait until the Double Ninth Day, when you come back. Chrysanthemum, how about it, does this butt match make you admire, does it make you admire? Don't be obsessed with me too much, I am just a legend, so you have to admit defeat, there is still time now, or believe it You will have a cerebral embolism."

(End of this chapter)