Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 161 Requesting a Substitution
Chen Butou continued to fight against the portrait of the door god.

However, the portrait of the door god doesn't seem to want to continue the fight with Chen Butou.

The main reason is that Chen Tutou is too angry.

Every time Chen Captou's poems are connected, there is always a hint of provocation, ridicule, satire, and making fun of the portrait of the door god.

However, despite these implications, every line of the poem is neatly connected, word for word.

Apart from making the door god's portrait sound awkward, there is really no reason for people to refute it.

The portrait of the door god is sincere. After hearing these verses, he felt angry and aggrieved.

At this moment, he finally became angry and furious.

"Bastard, Capt. Chen, don't bully me too much. I've been putting up with you for a long time. If it weren't for the sake of fighting rules, I would have been rude to you a long time ago. You are simply too arrogant. I I'm warning you, if I keep spouting shit here, being glib, sarcastic, insinuating, and making accusations, I'm going to get serious with you," the portrait of the door god said.

Chen Butou smiled jokingly, and said, "Okay, from now on, let's fight hard, and no one can make dirty jokes. You must pay attention to your words, and you can't say a word that shouldn't be said. OK."

"Damn it, you should tell yourself this." The portrait of the door god said.

"Well, I've got a problem, so listen carefully." Chen Butou said, "The peacock flies southeast and wanders five miles away. Thirteen can weave elements. Hurry up and don't dawdle."

"Uh... this... this... I..." The portrait of the door god hesitated, speechless, not knowing what to say.

"Haha, you're dumbfounded, you're speechless, you're finished, you obediently admit defeat and forget it." Chen Butou said with a smile.

"It's so funny. I'm just daydreaming. Listen carefully." The portrait of the door god said, "You treat me like a rock, and my concubine like a pampas grass. The pampas grass is as tough as silk, and the rock can't be moved. How about it. That's right, it's pretty neat, it's your turn."

Chen Butou took a deep breath, and then let it out slowly, then smiled lightly, and continued: "I have a father and brother, and their sexual behavior is as violent as thunder. I'm afraid that if I don't do what I want, they will fry me instead." Huai. How is my butt connection, you fucking door god portrait."

"I owe you again, don't you? If you owe me again, I will apply for a replacement. All in all, I have heard enough of your voice." The portrait of the door god said.

"Stop talking nonsense, and connect the poems quickly." Chen Butou said.

"Okay, put your dog ears up and listen." The portrait of the door god said: "Raise your hands long and Lao Lao, the two love each other. Entering the family hall, advancing and retreating without face. How about it, not bad, is this difficult? Pour me."

"Well, there are indeed two tricks, but it's still far away." Chen Butou said: "Listen to my grandfather and me, grandma's big palm, don't try to return home. Thirteenth teach you weaving, fourteenth can cut clothes. Do you hear it? This is called real docking poetry."

"Don't brag, you're a fool at best, and you just happened to be fooled. You listen to me." The door god portrait said: "Listen, play the harp fifteen times and recite poems and books sixteen. Seventeen is a gentleman's wife, and my heart is always bitter and sad. How about it, do you accept it?"

"I'll go. You have the nerve to ask me if you accept this. It's ridiculous. Let me tell you, if you don't use some real skills, you will lose. When you lose completely, you won't be able to cry anymore." Chen Captou said: "Listen to what grandpa told you. Listen carefully. Since you are a government official, you must abide by the moral integrity. I keep my concubine empty and rarely see each other. The cock crows into the machine, Night after night, how about this one? Is it ten thousand times better than yours??"

"I'm laughing to death. I've never seen someone who can brag like this to you." The portrait of the door god said, "It's too late for you to cut five pieces in three days. If it's not for weaving, it's hard for Jun's wife. Do you hear me? This is the soul of docking poetry.”

Chen Butou smiled lightly, and said: "Okay, since you are not convinced, then continue. You listen carefully, Mutou Shihao Village, there are officials arresting people at night. The old man walked over the wall, and the old woman went out to watch."

"This is a trivial matter, listen carefully and learn from it." The door god continued to count: "I will teach you, listen carefully, why are the officials so angry! What's the trouble when a woman cries! Listen to the woman's speech, and the three men are garrisoning the city. .How about it, it’s awesome.”

"Awesome you big-headed ghost, you're just a piece of trash." Catcher Chen said: "Listen, there is no typo in this one, and it is [-] times better than your typo. The new one dies in battle, the survivors steal their lives, the dead sit on a bench, and there is no one with them all the time, only the road bombs the group. Did you hear that, this is the most authentic connection."

"Okay, you are good, but I don't agree, I want to show you. What is the most awesome butt." The portrait of the door god said: "Go to a certain grievance again, and you need a group when you go in and out. How old is the grilled fish? Qinglongji will also be able to remember it. If you hear me, you won’t accept it.”

"I'll convince you to brag. It's ridiculous that you still have the nerve to fight against me just these two times." Chen Butou said, "Listen well, listen to Master Chen giving you a lesson. Blowing, it’s just Yu Shengjue, there are mosquito repellents. Bidong, wait for the dead picture, don’t serve grandpa. Do you hear me, this is called butting poetry and songs.”

Just as the battle between Chen Captou and the portrait of the door god was in full swing, Yu Le and others also took action.

At this time, Yu Le received a message from Bai Lin.

"Yu Le, we found a mysterious cave, we want to go in and have a look, but we don't want to act recklessly, so let me inform you and discuss with you." Bai Lin said.

"Very well, don't act recklessly, you wait there, I'll go right away." Yu Le said.

Just as Yu Le was about to leave, I love you and suddenly said, "Yu Le, why are you going?"

Yu Le came to I love you, and said in a low voice: "I just received a message from Bai Lin. He said that they found a mysterious cave. They don't know what's inside yet. He plans to go in and find out. I I also want to go and have a look, so you and you love me to stay here in order to meet Chen Butou."

"No, Yu Le, if you leave, I will stop the battle immediately and close this door permanently. At that time, even if you win the battle against me, you will not be able to pass through here." The portrait of the door god said.

Yu Le never imagined that he could hear me and I love you talking in such a small voice, which is unbelievable.

"I didn't expect to be heard by you, but I don't understand. It's normal for you to fight Chen Butou. Whether I go or stay has nothing to do with you. You don't have to threaten me with that broken door." Yu Le said Said.

"If you don't believe me, just try it." The door god portrait said.

"What do you want?" I love you and said.

"It's very simple. I just have one request, apply for a replacement." The door god portrait spoke.

"Switch again, you're really addicted to switching, tell me, who do you want to fight this time?" I love you talking.

The portrait of the door god said: "That's the woman next to you. I want to fight her."

(End of this chapter)