Becoming a god starts from farming on Mars

Chapter 160 The door god is crying

The portrait of the door god opened his mouth like a child, crying loudly.

While crying, he muttered, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"Oh, my mother, why is my life so miserable, why do I have to meet these troublesome guys, my eight generations of ancestors, my ancestors, why did you put me Born in a heart-wrenching era, why did you arrange such an unfair fate for me, my God, my mother, tell me, why is my life so bad? Those guys who are so powerful come to challenge me, a helpless lonely old man, my God, Yu Le is a very difficult character, he is not only stronger than me in martial arts, but also stronger than me in spells. I am a terrible old man, and I love you is not a good person, he is full of tricks, he is slick, he is unexpected, he does not play cards according to the routine! Especially the lost boy. A small boy He has such a superhuman ability. Although he is not big, he is a ghost, and he can recite a poem very neatly. There is also Bai Lin, who is my enemy, who speaks so harshly that he almost pissed me off. If it weren't for my shrewdness and quick response, I'm afraid I'd be angered by him and become a cerebral thrombosis. Oh, oh, why, why, why, oh, this world is so unfair to me, why? I will become a door god. Now that I have become a door god, why do I exist in the form of a portrait? Also, why do I become a door god but my mana is not very high? Little fairy, no, I don't accept it, and I'm not willing to continue being tortured like this. I want to work hard, I want to stand up, I want to break this fate, change this mediocre state, and if I continue like this, I will be punished by these people. I don’t want to die at the hands of these people. They are all devils, a group of terrible demon kings. They look like ordinary people. In fact, they are all pregnant. How can I beat so many of them alone, the first-class masters with unique skills? Although I have dozens of apprentices with extraordinary abilities, they can only recite poems and recite poems and songs at present. If they fight, they are simply a bunch of helpless waste, without the slightest ability to cope and resist."

"Oh, why don't you cry, it really annoys me to death, I didn't expect you to cry so much at such an age, and you cry endlessly, should we continue this battle? If you cry like this, the whole cave will be defended by your crying tower sooner or later, if this is the case, we will save trouble." Chen Butou said impatiently.

The portrait of the door god said while crying: "You are such an annoying guy, you are more annoying than Bai Lin, and worse than Bai Lin, I thought Bai Lin was the worst man in the world, unexpectedly, you and Compared with him, he is even worse. Tell me, why are you so bad? The reason why I cry like this is because you are angry. Before you are angry with you guys, you have to let others Cry enough, besides, people are so old, all in all, there are not many days to cry, do you get impatient after crying for so long? You are really crazy, you don't know how to cherish the old and the poor Cold-blooded animal, you are so bad! Huh, huh, huh!"

"That's enough, I'll ask you one last time, do you want to continue the battle? If you keep crying here, I'll smash your door open and let you die without a place to bury you." Catcher Chen Impatiently said angrily.

When the portrait of the door god heard it, he immediately shut up and stopped crying. He choked up, took a deep breath and let it out slowly, before he said: "It's okay if I don't cry, our match Of course it will continue, but I have one request that you must agree to."

"What request, hurry up and say it." Chen Butou said impatiently.

The portrait of the door god hesitated for a moment, took another deep breath, then let it out slowly, and then said: "Don't be angry, he has heart disease, so you can't be so angry anymore, if you are angry , I would rather destroy this door than let you pass through."

"Okay, okay, don't cry anymore." Chen Captou said.

The portrait of the goalkeeper said again: "Okay, I'm going to start, but you have to remember, if you make me angry again, I will announce a substitution, and I will never play against you again."

"Stop the ink stain. If you keep blabbering, I'm going to make you angry." Chen Captou said.

"Okay, okay, listen to me." The portrait of the door god said: "This time I'll give you a super hard match, if you can't match, don't blame me for being ruthless, peach blossoms in Taohuawu Nunnery, Peach Blossom Immortal in Peach Blossom Temple. The Peach Blossom Immortal planted peach trees and picked peach blossoms for wine money. How about it? Is it difficult? This is a super difficult problem. Quickly pick it up, don’t ink it.”

Chen Butou smiled lightly, and said, "What's so difficult about this? Listen carefully. When you are drunk, you only sit in front of the flowers. When you are drunk, you come to sleep with flowers. Half drunk and half awake day after day, flowers bloom and fall year after year. Year. How about it, it’s a piece of cake for me, hehehehe..."

"Okay, Chen Butou, you can even connect this poem fluently. You can continue to listen to it." The portrait of the door god continued to say: "Listen, you old enemy, I hope you die of old age in Huajiu. The dusty horse is full of nobles, and the poor are destined for the wine calendula. If you compare the rich and the poor, one is on the ground and the other is on the sky. Hurry up and pick it up, there is no time to think, if you think for half a second, you will lose."

"A mere little poem, why does it take half a second, Uncle Chen, I will give the answer within 100:[-] seconds, do you believe it or not?" Cars and horses, why don’t you be mediocre and me? Others laugh at me as crazy, but I laugh at others who can’t see through. I don’t see the tombs of heroes in the five tombs, and there are no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields. How do you ask if you are handsome or not? Unacceptable, this poem was memorized by you Uncle Chen fluently as early as [-] million years ago, and now you think of using him to fight against me, it’s just asking yourself to be humiliated, ha ha!"

The portrait of the door god was so angry that he said, "I'm so angry, okay, I'll let you taste the power of my unique trick. Now you're about to wake up. I warn you, quickly ask your friends to prepare a coffin for you. Then prepare some preparations for the funeral, otherwise, when you die later, it will be too late to prepare. By the way, do you have old clothes? If not, I can reluctantly send one, although it is not very Fitting, after all, is better than nothing, besides, there are not enough things here for funeral affairs, you should go back and inform your family first, otherwise it will be too late."

Chen Butou suddenly laughed wildly, and then said: "Oh, you are so funny, I really don't know how a fool like you can become a door god, but I laughed so hard .”

(End of this chapter)