Super Mom System

Chapter 144 Teaches You What It's Like to Be in Puppy Love

Hong Baichuan felt bitter, he didn't intend to make trouble.In fact, he was subdued after being repaired by Lu Yuan.Lu Yuan ordered him to build a hut and prepare herbs, and he also ordered his servants to prepare.

Firstly, Hong Baichuan didn't understand Lu Yuan's standards. He thought he had done a good job, but in fact he was far from Lu Yuan's requirements.

Secondly, the servants of the Hong family are used to being arrogant.In the past in Suzhou City, they only had to sell the face of the Cai family, but suddenly the owner was deflated, and the servants were not convinced.I don't pay much attention to work.As a result, the place dedicated to taking in sick patients was messed up, and Hong Baichuan was harmed in the end.

Hong Baichuan drank a whole bowl of Huanglong Tianxiang, his blood had bottomed out, and begged Lu Yuan for forgiveness with snot and tears.

"My lord, the little one really didn't do it on purpose, give me a chance!"

Lu Yuan calmed down slowly. He reflected for a while, and felt that he was inexplicably irritable recently.

"System: Host, you are in your 20s, and you're still a virgin. I think you're overwhelmed. Endocrine disorders, you're naturally irritable."

"go away……"

Lu Yuan calmed down and ordered Hong Baichuan to pack up the shacks where patients were housed.Nowadays, these places are just like public toilets and must not be inhabited.

Hong Baichuan was really afraid of being repaired by Lu Yuan, he pinched his nose and led the guys to clean the shack himself.

In the process of transferring patients, Lu Yuan found that some patients were still lying on the hospital bed with distended abdomens and weak limbs.

Lu Yuan asked about the cause, and Huang Langzhong replied, "My lord, these people ate a large amount of Avalokitesvara soil during their escape, which caused their stomachs to swell."

"Guanyin soil?" Lu Yuan had heard of this thing in high school textbooks.This is a kind of bluish-white clay. During ancient famines, when people couldn't find anything to eat, they used this kind of stuff to satisfy their hunger.Although it can temporarily relieve hunger, it cannot be digested by the human body. Those who eat a large amount will have abdominal distension, unable to defecate, and eventually suffocate to death.

These people and dysentery patients can be said to be two extremes.According to Lu Yuan's rough knowledge, there are more than 100 people who have lost their mobility due to eating Guanyin soil, including more than 30 women.

Just as he was feeling emotional, the health team brought another patient over.

"Report! This man's name is Feng Dayan, and he was returned by someone from the Wang Family Grain Company. He was fine when he was recruited in the morning, but just after he was taken away by the Wang family, he complained that he had a stomachache, and now he is speechless. "

Lu Yuan looked familiar at first glance. This guy's eyes were particularly big. Lu Yuan had patted him on the shoulder and handed him a kettle in the morning.

Looking at his huge belly, Lu Yuan immediately understood that this guy had eaten too much Avalokiteshvara.

The sanitation team put the man on the bed in the shack. Huang Langzhong quickly felt his pulse, pressed his round belly, and finally shook his head and sighed.

"Huang Langzhong, what's the matter with this man? There is still a way to save him."

"My lord, this person also consumed a large amount of Avalokiteshvara." Huang Langzhong sighed, "Unless Hua Tuo comes back to life and Bian Que comes back to life, there is no reason for this person to be lucky."

Lu Yuan felt uncomfortable. The strong man who was still queuing in the recruitment team in the morning, how can he say that he can't do it?

The so-called living people are suffocated to death by feces, which is probably the case.

its not right!Since dysentery can be cured with dark cooking, people like Feng Dayan can definitely be saved!

Lu Yuan thought about it, and there seemed to be only one way to save them, and that was defecation!This is completely different from treating dysentery. The newly invented Huanglong Tianxiang can't be used, and fish and frogs can't watch meteor showers together.

Where can I find weird ingredients that can relieve constipation?

Lu Yuan called Ah Fu: "Where are the food donated voluntarily by the major merchants?"

"My lord, it's nearby." Ah Fu said, and led Lu Yuan to a newly built simple warehouse more than 100 meters away to check.

Lu Yuan walked into the warehouse, and a smell of musty and rotten bananas rushed straight to his forehead.

Lu Yuan covered his nose and checked left and right, and found dozens of bags of winter dates.A Fu introduced from the side: "My lord, this is a voluntary donation from Boss Du of Tianxiang Building. According to him, these winter dates have just been shipped from Shandong."

Lu Yuan casually opened a bag and found that most of the dates were blue, which didn't look very tasty.He picked one up and took a bite. The taste was bland, with no sweetness at all except the green and astringent taste.

"These people know how to donate some defective goods."

Lu Yuan shook his head, then checked, it was either moldy rice or wormy peanuts.After finally finding dozens of boxes of bananas, the skins were covered with black spots, and they were all overripe.

"Where did you get the bananas?"

"My lord, this is also sent by Boss Du of Tianxiang Building. He said that the goods were imported from the Lingnan area. Due to the blockage of the waterway some time ago, the bananas were already overripe when they arrived."

Tsk tsk, can this Boss Du send some normal things?

Huh?
Winter jujube, banana?
In the blink of an eye, Lu Yuan recalled a painful memory from his previous life.

He still remembered that one day, Fatty Wang, his college roommate, cheaply took a banana and a few winter dates for Lu Yuan to eat, and repeatedly ordered him to eat it together.Lu Yuan didn't think much about it, first he ate a winter jujube, and then took a big mouthful of bananas.

It was okay at first, Lu Yuan chewed it twice.

At that moment, Lu Yuan felt his head was shot by an armor-piercing bullet!
The taste in the mouth is indescribable, but it is unforgettable.

It's like taking a mouthful of dish soap, still bubbling.It's like eating hundreds of dead flies, and you want to die.

It's like eating a bunch of bird shit. Although Lu Yuan has never eaten it before, he can swear that the real bird shit will never be more disgusting than the stuff in his mouth.

At that moment, his life flashed through his mind like a revolving lantern, and at that moment, the whole world collapsed in front of Lu Yuan.

"My lord, my lord?"

Ah Fu called in his own voice, and Lu Yuan came back to his senses.Looking at the piles of winter dates and bananas, Lu Yuan came up with another bold idea.

It's not as disgusting as being disgusting alone!
He called his men and carried the framed jujubes and bananas to the open space.He ordered everyone to clean the jujubes, remove the pits with a sharp knife, and then pour them into the big tub where the noodles were mixed just now.Then let everyone peel the bananas and throw them all into the bathtub.

With [-]% Tai Chi skills, Lu Yuan performed the human flesh blender move again, blending ripe bananas and green dates together.

"System: Activate the dark cooking skill!"

A black light that was more dazzling than that in the iron pot suddenly emitted from the bathtub, which distorted half of the sky reflected in it!

"System: Congratulations to the host! With your incomparable dark cooking talent, you have developed the anti-human dark cooking 'teach you the taste of puppy love'! The skill proficiency has increased significantly! With the addition of the kitchen spoon by the canteen aunt, the cooking weight has increased by 50%. "

Teach you the taste of puppy love?What kind of ghost name is this!
"Dark cuisine: teach you (banana puree) the taste of early (jujube) love
Raw materials: thirty catties of winter dates, thirty catties of overripe bananas.

Method: make a fuss

Edible effect: strong laxative, strong detoxification. "

incredible! !After seeing the effect of this dish, Lu Yuan no longer has the heart to complain.

"Wahhaha, I really came up with a powerful laxative. I am a genius!"

(End of this chapter)