Super Mom System

Chapter 145 Eating Date Pills
The black light dissipated, and an unspeakable disgusting smell permeated the venue.

Lu Yuan took a closer look, and it seemed that there was half a bucket of curry in the tub.Whether this thing can be eaten or not, Lu Yuan also began to waver.

In line with the mentality of being responsible for the victims, Lu Yuan still wanted to try it first to see the effect.

He found a spoon and dug out a sticky lump. After hesitating for a long time, he still couldn't work up the courage to eat it.It's hard to accept just looking at the shape, not to mention that Lu Yuan still has a fresh memory of the power of bananas and winter dates.

"Afu."

"Hey, the villain is here!" Ah Fu approached with a smiling face.

"Come on, eat it, and give you an unforgettable experience."

Although Ah Fu's eyes were struggling, he still took the spoon and ate it with a smile on his face.

Lu Yuan carefully observed Ah Fu's facial expression, and found that his expression gradually froze. Although he still maintained a smile, his frantically trembling lips and Adam's apple deeply betrayed him.

"Don't hold on, just vomit if you want to vomit!"

However, Lu Yuan underestimated Ah Fu's perseverance, and saw him grabbing his neck with both hands, swallowing the food forcefully,

"How?" In order to get real feedback, Lu Yuan even used gossip skills on Ah Fu.

Ah Fu replied with a smile: "Sir, did you add shit in it?"

"Uh, that's a bit too much."

"I'm serious, my lord." Ah Fu realized that he had said something wrong, and his expression was horrified, but he still answered honestly: "I never ate such disgusting food when I was fleeing famine."

Sure enough, Lu Yuan sighed, I hope those victims can accept it.

At this time Ah Fu suddenly bent down, covered his stomach and said, "My lord, I'm in a hurry, I need to go to the toilet." After speaking, he ran away in his crotch, and slapped himself a few times while running.

Lu Yuan is gratified, at least the effect of "teaching you how to fall in love early" will be immediate.

Lu Yuan immediately called the yamen servants and told them to wash their hands and rub the paste in the bathtub into balls.Lu Yuan also gave this ball a nickname: eating jujube pills.

He personally took a few balls and gave them to Na Feng Dayan.

The chap was critically ill and deteriorating rapidly.Lu Yuanxin said that he shouldn't be concerned about the disgust, "teaching you what it's like to be in first love."

There has been an example of "Huang Long Tianxiang", but this time Huang Langzhong did not come out to stop Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan asked someone to help Feng Dayan, squeezed Feng Dayan's mouth open, forced two balls into it, and poured him a few more sips of water.Before Feng Dayan had time to savor the taste of this miraculous dish, he swallowed it.

The effect of this pill is indeed first-rate. In just a few breaths, Feng Dayan picked up his belly.

Huang Langzhong was dumbfounded: "Unbelievable, unbelievable. The prefect Lu is obviously messing around, but it is really effective? Is it his strength or luck?"

If luck alone could make it to this point, Prefect Lu would be terrifying, just like those legendary figures with strong luck.

"Porf~~~~~~~"

A familiar voice interrupted everyone's thoughts.Feng Dayan's butt unleashed a big move.

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes. The two groups of patients, one with diarrhea and the other with constipation, turned out to be the same after taking the medicine.

However, Feng Dayan did not go as smoothly as Ah Fu. To use an inappropriate analogy, if Ah Fu had a normal delivery, Feng Dayan would have a dystocia.

Hong Baichuan had already led people to clean up the filth in several shacks, and happened to run over to report to Lu Yuan. When he saw Feng Dayan's situation, he almost cried.

"Brother, please don't do it on the bed!!"

Lu Yuan quickly asked Hong Baichuan to take Feng Dayan out, and there was a toilet near the shack.

Lu Yuan distributed the pills to other people who had taken the Avalokitesvara soil. Most of the yamen servants were rough, and they opened their mouths and force-fed them.

As a result, within a quarter of an hour, the temporary latrines around the shack were full.Dozens of men, women, old and children lined up in several rows squatting in the grass appeared.

Half an hour later, a miracle happened, and the Avalokitesvara soil in everyone's stomachs was actually expelled.

In the spirit of scientific verification, Huang Langzhong went to the grass to verify it himself.Lu Yuan washed his hands and feet and was about to eat when this guy picked up a few samples with tongs and rushed over dancing.

"Lord, look!"

Lu Yuan vomited blood and complained: "Huang Langzhong, you are really knowledgeable! You have time to pick up shit."

Huang Langzhong couldn't step on it at all: "???"

"System: Host, your cold joke is so cold that I have goosebumps."

"My lord, it's really a miracle." Huang Langzhong was out of breath with excitement, "I've been hanging pots to help the world for so many years, but I've never heard of someone who survived after eating so much Guanyin soil. Could it be that you really came back to life? "

Huang Langzhong suddenly began to flatter him, and Lu Yuan was still not used to it.This old Huang’s personality is a bit broken!

Lu Yuan smiled slightly: "It's not because of my excellent medical skills, but because I'm not afraid of being blamed. I know this medicine will definitely be useful, so I will firmly give it to the victims in need. I will do it without hesitation.”

"System: Add [-] warm points from Huang Weizhong!"

"System: Congratulations to the host, Huang Weizhong has become your No. 60 eight fans."

"Sir, you have a pure heart, Huang is not as good as you."

At this time, all the men and women who had been squatting in the pit returned to the shack one after another. Without exception, their bellies were half smaller.

When these people saw Lu Yuan, they also bowed to him.

"Thank you, my lord, for saving my life!"

"Master, you are truly a living Bodhisattva!"

……

Everyone thanked him one after another, and the warmth points flashed randomly. The number of Lu Yuan's fans rose again, exceeding one hundred in the blink of an eye!
"Ding dong!"

"System: Congratulations to the host for gaining [-] fans! Your aunt level has been upgraded to super aunt!!"

This is a super aunt! ?

Facing the milestone breakthrough, Lu Yuan was so excited that he quickly checked the property panel.

"Host name: Lu Yuan
Reputation: King of Dirty Drugs
Aunt Level: Super Aunt

Warm points: 121563
Fans: 100, 99 regular fans, 1 illegitimate fan (exclusively in the form of a female guru) (Zhao Hao)

Age: 20
Sex: Male
Race: Mortal

Physique: 75 (100), each additional point above 75 consumes [-] warmth points.

Wisdom: 75 (out of 100)

Glamour: 75 (100)

Root bone: 5 (20) 5 points above 10 points, each additional point consumes [-] warmth points.

Life skills: dark cooking (advanced), tailoring (primary) (average proficiency)
Entertainment skills: singing ditties (advanced), gossip (advanced)
Social skills: squeeze the bus (beginner), call the door (beginner)
Exercise skills: square dance (advanced), Tai Chi (advanced)
Health skills: makeup (advanced), acupuncture (primary) (high proficiency)

Combo Skill: Song and Dance Superstar
Equipment: Canteen Aunt's cooking spoon (main hand), Square Dancing Aunt's Walkman (deputy hand), Ladies' Invisible Bra (cuirass), Nanny Rong's pin (main hand), housewife's sewing machine (mount ), Master Yan’s exercise clothes (cape), and the red sleeves (arms) of the aunt of the neighborhood committee
After upgrading to Super Aunt, Lu Yuan gained five more skill slots, but only one more skill to learn, that is the "Hand Swing Skill", which is the same training skill as Square Dance and Tai Chi. The system prompts that learning costs [-] points point!

Let me go, this system is getting darker and darker!
Lu Yuanxin said that although skills are expensive, they can always play a huge role.So he gritted his teeth and spent [-] yuan to learn the "hand-swinging skill".

"Skill introduction: Active skills, hand swinging skills are very popular exercise methods in the circle of aunts. If you can persist in exercising, it will have certain benefits for the flexibility of your arms."

That's it?As far as the four words of active skills are concerned, this hand-swinging skill has a lot of background.You must try its power if you have the opportunity.

"Ding dong!"

The system prompt is still there: "Congratulations to the host, your Tai Chi and Bagua skills have reached advanced levels, and your hand-swinging skills have reached the elementary level, meeting the conditions for learning the combination skill Tai Chi Bagua Chain Palm. Do you need to spend a thousand warmth points to learn?"

"That's no use asking, of course I'm learning!"

(End of this chapter)