I use a kaleidoscope to indulge in the Naruto world

Chapter 73 No, Tsunade-san

Pain in the skull—

The delicate touch that has never been experienced in this life, the body temperature that belongs only to women, if it weren't for Tsunade's huge force that crushed his head, he would be very happy.

However.
"Hmm! Let go, I'm suffocated, I can't breathe!"

Uchiha Hideo's eyes were wide open, his temples were in severe pain, madly struggling in Tsunade's arms.

"Hahaha, you kid is really amazing. I thought Da Shewan was a sissy for a long time, but I didn't expect him to become a woman. It's interesting!"

In front of the hospital bed, Tsunade wrapped his arms around Hideo Uchiha's head, pressed him on the bed, and kept clenching his temples with his fists.

The whole process is a little rusty, and the skins of each other are inevitably stuck together.

Before that, Uchiha Hideo never thought of being able to stun Tsunade.

Fortunately, Tsunade didn't really use much force, and after jokingly ravaged Hideo Uchiha for a while, he let go of his hands before he was about to faint, and looked at him with a smirk.

Pervert, don't you like it?

Hiss, hiss—

Barely breaking away from the curse, Uchiha Hideo's pupils became dilated, and it took him a while to recover.

"Master Tsunade, why are you here?"

"My lord? You mean I'm too old to be called a sister?"

Speaking of this, Tsunade's expression was obviously a bit darker, and the appearance of clenching his fists was very scary. Seeing Uchiha Hideo couldn't help moving back, and quickly changed his words.

"Sister Tsunade, sister Tsunade!"

Those who know current affairs are heroes, and they cannot be provoked, and they cannot be provoked.

It's really difficult, Tsunade is much more difficult to deal with than Kushina, and it's unpredictable. It's better to be obedient before trying to find out the depth of the other party.

"Little Fox."

Tsunade smiled heartily, and patted Hideo Uchiha on the shoulder with a grin. That strength was really a headache.

"Big sister Tsunade, are Xiaonan and the others all right?"

The other party's mood eased a little, and Uchiha Xiu quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and took the opportunity to ask.

He probably sorted out his thoughts.

I was in a coma for two weeks, which was far longer than Xiaonan expected, so it was reasonable to hand over to Tsunade, the most skilled medical doctor, for treatment.

As for the Iwanin Assassin, although he believed that Xiaonan could solve it, the last message sent back by the Hitomi clone at that time was not very good, and he was inevitably worried that the other party would be injured.

"Sorry, we've done our best."

Tsunade lowered his face, and his voice was helplessly hoarse.

"what?"

With a tight heart, Hideo Uchiha jumped up directly from the bed, and leaned in front of Tsunade, almost face to face, with an emotional look, and almost didn't open Sharingan.

"I tried my best, but I didn't bring back Orochimaru."

"What?"

Taking a deep breath, Hideo Uchiha was confused and asked in a trembling tone.

"Then Xiaonan and the others?"

"Xiao Nan? Is that clever girl? With Kushina here, what can they do? By the way, isn't it the Orochimaru who Kushina defeated? You don't seem to know!"

Squinting his eyes, Tsunade's eyes flickered, he grabbed the back of Uchiha Hideo's neck and lifted him up easily.

hiss!Oops.

When he was emotional, he might have been tricked!

"Take it seriously! Otherwise, hum."

Watching Uchiha Hideo with interest, Tsunade put his fist on the opponent's temple, threatening in a bad tone.

Tsunade seems to be hearty and kind, but in fact he has a delicate mind, otherwise he would not be the Fifth Hokage.

Orochimaru's defection, she had already noticed that it was tricky, but she reluctantly accepted it because of the obstruction of the Minato couple and the old man Danzo.

However, that doesn't mean she's giving up on the investigation.

After all, the man who had the accident was her best friend for many years, Orochimaru, one of the Sannin!
"I have the right to remain silent."

The secret path was not good, Uchiha Hideo rolled his eyes, and turned his head very stiffly.

snort!He doesn't believe it anymore, even if it is Tsunade, it is impossible to extract a confession by torture in broad daylight, right?
What's more, Tsunade pried his mouth in private, which showed that Xiaonan finished it perfectly, and the other party couldn't find any loopholes in the obvious, so he must not pull his hips!

Here's the thing, if Tsunade pries my mouth open today, I'll eat Xiaonan on the spot!

"Doctor, the patient in Room [-] needs an enema, prepare the tube, and ask for the largest size!"

"Don't, don't, Tsunade-san, you will die! I said, I said, don't!"

The door opened, and a nurse walked into the entrance respectfully, holding the fist-sized infusion tube in her hand, which frightened Hideo Uchiha into a fool on the spot.

Swallowing his saliva wildly, he screamed and snatched the infusion tube, hugged him tightly, and looked pitifully at Tsunade who looked unfriendly.

This involves chastity. Presumably, Xiao Nan doesn't want an impure self, right?

"Say it!"

Recapturing the infusion tube, Tsunade gestured for the nurse to back down with his eyes, and he held Hideo Uchiha and pressed hard on the bed.

The infusion tube is tightly attached to the tailbone, and even through the hospital gown, you can still feel the cold touch.

"Don't, Tsunade-san, don't take off your pants, I'm still young, ahhh! I said, it's like this."

Uchiha Xiu screamed in a hurry.

"Is that so? I always feel that you kid is hiding something."

After a long while, Tsunade rubbed his chin with his hand, and smacked his mouth meaningfully.

"No, absolutely not, Tsunade-san has already squeezed out all of me, there is really not a single drop left."

There was a light breeze at the fingertips, and Uchiha Hideo quietly chopped up the infusion tube with the wind escape, and breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear.

For Kaleidoscope and sister Xiu'er, he really made it to the limit!

There is no way, the main reason is insufficient memory, and the fist-sized tube can only fit the half-tailed Gaara.

"So, is Orochimaru simply greedy for your body? It doesn't make sense. Although that bitch has a problem with her brain, she wouldn't betray the village just to write sharing eyes, and she even failed!"

Said, Tsunade sat back on the bed, next to Uchiha Hideo, looked carefully with his shoulders crossed, and murmured to himself.

"Could it be that Orochimaru actually likes boys?"

Thinking about it this way, it is indeed very possible!

She knows best what kind of character Dashewan is.

The other party is cold by nature, not close to women, worthy of trust, but also cruel, it can be said that he is a contradictory and changeable person.

"Yes! He is greedy for my body, that's why I turned him into a girl!"

As long as it can mislead the other party, Uchiha Hideo will not hesitate to damage his reputation.

No way, compared to exposing the kaleidoscope, this loss is really insignificant.

"Hmph, pervert, you lied to me, if you don't squeeze you out today, you will be sorry for my Sannin name!"

The eyeballs rolled around cunningly, and Tsunade quickly recalled it.

Although Orochimaru is perverted, he will not give up his interests for the sake of carnal desire.

In the final analysis, the opponent's character is like a snake, since the rope tree incident.Orochimaru pursues eternal life wholeheartedly, and Konoha in this period can provide him with a lot of help. It is impossible for him to defect out of the village for lust!
has a problem!
The wooden escape on Dashewan's body is probably related to this little ghost.

"Don't come here, sister Tsunade, I'm going to call you like this!"

"Scream, no one will come to save you if your throat is broken."

Clenching his fists and approaching Hideo Uchiha, Tsunade grabbed at random, but he didn't expect the other party to dodge in advance, crawling and crawling into the corner, looking at him tremblingly.

Can you escape?There are two brushes.

Just now she just grabbed whatever she wanted, but the victory lies in the surprise, and it stands to reason that she should catch every one accurately.

Talent, Sharingan, Mutun, Orochimaru, I am getting more and more interested.

"Go away, sister Tsunade, if you do this again, I will get angry."

"Hmph, the more you struggle, the more excited I become."

The voice was loud and undisguised, and the little nurse outside the door blushed, winked at each other, and quietly locked the door.

Tsunade strode forward, forcing Uchiha Hideo to the point where he couldn't retreat, raised his opponent's chin, leaned closer to his face, and said with a smirk.

"Oh, you are blushing, come and let me be healthy!"

"No, Tsunade-san, no more."

Doomed!
Soon, Tsunade's shadow gradually shrouded his body, and Hideo Uchiha's struggling voice gradually became hoarse.

　Daily 404, let’s not talk about it, and be more restrained after it is put on the shelves.

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(End of this chapter)