I use a kaleidoscope to indulge in the Naruto world

Chapter 74

"Only the two of us know about this matter. If you say it, please be careful."

After a long while, Tsunade straightened his slightly messy robe, stretched his waist in a comfortable mood, and showed his graceful figure to the fullest.

"You bully, bastard, I hate you."

In front of the hospital bed, Uchiha Hideo's eyes were slackened, his face was flushed lying on the quilt, and his face was full of lovelessness.

"It's okay, as long as I don't hate you."

Wiping off the unknown liquid on the green robe, Tsunade looked at Hideo Uchiha's indignant appearance, and felt pity in his heart, stroking the other's hair with a slightly slow expression.

"Okay, who told you to lie to me, like squeezing toothpaste, if you spit it out early, you will suffer."

"cut."

Rolling his eyes, Uchiha Hideo shook off the thin hand on his head, turned his back to Tsunade, and didn't want to talk to him.

It was the first time he was raped by someone, and it was very uncomfortable.

Fortunately, he chopped up the infusion tube in advance, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous. Judging from his performance just now, Tsunade may indeed use that thing.

Well now, his two first times were taken away by Konoha's strange girl, he was really a natural nemesis.

"Isn't it just pulling the ligaments for you and pressing the soles of your feet? Foot therapy is good for your body, so there's no need for that?"

Kneading the opponent's red and swollen ankles, Tsunade stroked his black hair again, Uchiha Hideo wanted to resist, but felt the strength on his head increase, and he softened from the heart.

"Pedicure, you are dismantling parts! My small arms and legs..."

The soles of his feet were burning and painful, red like pig's trotters, and the other party also injected a little chakra, and now his whole body hurts.

Of course, it's just pain, but there are still benefits, such as a lot of refreshment in the mind.

"Boys need to be able to withstand being manipulated. This small body needs more exercise. I'm here to help you."

Tsunade narrowed his eyes, enjoying the soft touch in his palm.

This brat is so comfortable to stroke, fluffy and warm, it always feels like brushing fox fur!

The hand speed gradually accelerated, and Uchiha Hideo's face twitched in pain. Fortunately, after Tsunade had a good time, he quickly regained his senses, straightened his face, and talked about business.

"You mean, Orochimaru is studying reincarnation, so he covets your body?"

"Yes, I can assure you! Hokage-sama will prove my words after sorting out the information later!"

Can't help Tsunade's eighteen postures, Uchiha Hideo still did it, but only talked about the reincarnation of the corpse.

He is really afraid of Tsunade, unreasonable, much more irritable than Kushina, tossing him to death, he is simply a natural enemy!

"What's the matter with Mu Dun? Don't say it has nothing to do with you! You think it through, the old man asked me to ask, if you continue to hide it, then you won't be facing such a gentle and beautiful sister like me."

Oh, narcissists!
After tidying up the messy hair, Uchiha Hideo spread out his hands, looking like he was smashing.

"I really don't know. I just turned ten years old, and I can't even hide from Orochimaru. How dare I provoke him? Besides, I use Sharingan, so I don't have time to learn about Mu Dun."

The voice was so earnest that he almost believed it himself.

Fortunately, these words worked. After hearing the words, Tsunade's face softened a little, and he grinned self-deprecatingly.

That's right, no matter how smart Uchiha Hideo is, he is only nine years old, a child.

After all, in the face of an opponent who is far stronger than oneself, it is not bad to be able to save one's life, and there dare to provoke it.

"Indeed, you are right, I barely believe you!"

Apologetically hugging the other party, Tsunade slowed down and pressed lightly on his shoulder.

"Jiraiya, don't pretend to be dead, if you have something to ask, I'll give you 10 minutes, and I'll take Axiu out of the hospital after I'm done."

After the words fell, Tsunade put his hands and feet on the hospital bed next door. The force felt that the whole room shook. He didn't know what special material the hospital bed was made of, so it could withstand a powerful and heavy foot.

"Ahaha... Tsunade, have you finished asking?"

The laughter was hearty and contagious. The man in the bandage on the hospital bed turned around swiftly and looked at the two of them with an embarrassed expression.

Jiraiya has always been extremely resistant, and the initial slap did not slap him.

In terms of resistance, he is the number one in Konoha!

Of course, seeing Tsunade get angry at Hideo Uchiha later, he naturally didn't dare touch the other's brow, and chose to play dead very conscientiously.

"If you have something to say, hurry up and let your fart go!"

"Ahem, then I'll get straight to the point."

Seeing Tsunade's complexion, Jiraiya quickly sat up straight, coughed twice, raised his voice, and said loudly.

"Uchiha Hideo, in view of the merits of the total destruction of Yannin this time, and the spirit of fighting the traitor without fear of powerful enemies to the end! Konoha commends."

"This time I will record an A-level mission, the reward is 10 taels, and I am allowed to graduate from the ninja school early, and I will be granted the ninja qualification!"

What do you mean?
Uchiha Hideo became more and more confused the more he listened, logically speaking, he graduated before finishing the formalities of Ninja School?

Ninja, what about the graduation exam?Who is the guide Jonin?

joke!He didn't want to graduate, wouldn't it be nice to live in the village safely?If you have to become a ninja, you must know that after becoming a ninja, the relief fund will be cut off!You have to accept missions to support yourself.

This is a waste of his practice time, and there will be three battles soon, who likes to take the task!
Thinking of this, Hideo Uchiha's expression froze, and the words of rebuttal came to his lips, but he swallowed them back forcefully seeing Zirai also talking eloquently.

Wait for him to finish first.

Here, Jiraiya's eyes flickered. Of course he caught the change of Uchiha Hideo's expression, but he didn't seem to care too much, and continued.

"The village knows that you are talented and intelligent, and you have outstanding strength. They arranged for Tsunade to be your master and guide Jonin."

"Who?"

With a sharp voice, Hideo Uchiha's expression changed drastically, he jumped up suddenly, pointed at Tsunade beside him, and looked straight at Jiraiya.

The meaning is obvious, is that all?
Although Tsunade is a Sannin with a high status, she is afraid of blood!
Being a master is outrageous, even if he gritted his teeth and accepted it, what does it mean to instruct a jonin?That's it?There is no way to go to the battlefield, let alone protect yourself.

"Sex kid, what do you mean, look down on me, right!?"

The double peak pierces the ears, and the poisonous dragon drills.

Under the mixed pincer attack, Tsunade's head almost exploded under the pressure of Uchiha Hideo, and he begged for mercy. It was not until Jiraiya spoke again that the severe pain in his temple slowly dissipated.

"From now on, you are already a senior ninja. The village intends to send you to take the Zhongnin exam. As for the information and rules, Tsunade will hand them over to you later. This is not a mandatory task, you can choose."

Seeing Uchiha Hideo who was close to Tsunade, Jiraiya sighed with half pity and half envy, and continued.

"Of course, the meaning of the village is to let you support the facade, and it depends on your wishes."

"Okay, it's 10 minutes! Shut up too, and the pervert will follow me."

After Jiraiya finished speaking, Tsunade picked up the back of Uchiha Hideo's neck with his back feet, without giving the other party any time to think, he just jumped out of the window and left. That's a very skilled operation.

　There is no conflict between worshiping Tsunade as a teacher and the introduction. If Jiraiya is also with Tsunade, it will be the same~
　　Ask for a recommendation~
　　Otherwise, the wheels will run over your face!Beep beep.

　　


(End of this chapter)