Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman
Chapter 1 LOL super variable stand-alone version
Chapter 1 LOL super variable stand-alone version
"Wow, I lost again, how difficult is this game?!" Yi Song viciously smashed down the mouse in his hand, and "dun dun dun" gulped down a few mouthfuls of fat house happy water mixed with ice cubes.
I feel that my anger value is instantly maxed just like Big Brother Man opened a full-level big move.
So Brother Xiaosong decided to turn his grief and anger into desire for shit, and vent his anger well.
"Hey, LOL super-changing stand-alone version?" When Yi Song was browsing the WeChat official account on the toilet looking for "Happiness", he caught a glimpse of the advertising promotion information at the bottom and said to himself, "LOL has launched a mobile game again? Isn't there already one?" Are there any pesticides? It must be a copycat scam.”
Ran Goose~ Having said that, Yi Song’s hand still consciously opened the advertisement, and a familiar slogan came into view——
Charge heroes, click to send;
The six great costumes can be maxed out in one second;
One knife 999, second upgrade to 18 levels;
If you are a brother, come to Alliance Baye and kill me!
"Pfft~~" Taking advantage of the shock brought by the advertisement, Yi Song inadvertently released the last bit of anger, the corners of his mouth slightly opened, his nose opened and closed erratically, and there was a smell of reincarnation in the air.
"Huh? Isn't this the C Qi Baye model several years ago? Could this ad be a little new? It wasn't developed by the same team, right?"
After unblocking and spitting out happily, Brother Xiaosong, who had no shi and a light body, decided to get up.
So he stared at the mobile phone held in his right hand and skillfully clicked on the download link on the screen with his thumb. At the same time, he groped for the sinful left hand towards the white and round...
卷纸
—Boom!
————————————— I am the dividing line without emotion—————————————
"Where am I? I remember it seemed to be an explosion. Why doesn't it hurt at all?" Yi Song opened his eyes and found a glowing figure in front of him that became brighter and brighter, "Ahh~~~my eyes! "
Yi Song felt a bright hand gradually enlarged in front of him, and finally his eyes were all white, and he heard a voice: "Don't open your eyes, don't ask, listen to me.
"I am the customer service team of Alliance Baye. Due to our negligence, the high-latitude mobile game app has flowed into your world, causing your mobile phone to explode. Now your physical function is about to be completely lost."
According to the work manual, I will take a remedial plan - report the accident to the company, and during the company's routine maintenance three years later, the relevant staff will send the accident victims, including you, back to the time when the accident occurred original location above.
"In order to ensure that your soul will not dissipate within these three years, I will put you into another world to nourish your soul according to the regulations."
"God's victims... Forget it." Out of the rough nerves that have been bombarded by online novels for many years, Yi Song resisted the desire to complain and instantly grasped the current point.
He continued to ask: "Since you can send me to another world immediately, why can't you treat me and send me home?"
"I'm just an operator, so why...you talk too much!" The voice seemed a little annoyed, "I will randomly choose a world for you according to the customer service manual, and if you don't speak, it will be assumed that you agree."
Then Yi Song vaguely heard some voices: "Little rooster... click... choose who..."
Finally, the voice became clear: "Randomly to the Marvel movie world, if this is the case, according to my work manual, you should be equipped with a security system. Alright, you still have 30 seconds to arrive at Marvel, I wish you a happy life joy!"
Yi Song only felt dizzy for a while and lost consciousness.
…………
United States, Manhattan, New York, East Harlem, June 2008, 6 at 13 am local time.
Following the old Windows 2000 computer system startup music, Yi Song opened his eyes and found himself standing in a room of about 60 square meters connected by two storefronts.
Yi Song went to the door to have a look, and noticed that there was a floor-to-ceiling glass window about two meters high and two glass doors on the left side of the shop door.
The width of each glass is about half a meter. The two glass doors on the left are movable doors, and the right side of the door is a brown wooden wall. Two independent windows are opened a little over one meter from the ground.
Above the shop is a light red five-pointed star across the left and right. The "waist" of the five-pointed star is tilted upwards by 15 degrees, and "ZANZIBAR" (Zanzibar) is written in darker red letters. The font is in the style of a light box, and it is estimated that there will be lights at night Effect.
Inside the store is a bar counter about two and a half meters long, behind the bar there is a kitchen of about 10 square meters with appliances.
In the room with the bar counter, six small square tables with a side length of one meter are neatly distributed, and a chair is placed on each side of the table against the wall.
At this moment, the synthesized voice sounded in Yi Song's mind: "Welcome to the world of Marvel, what you are seeing now is the novice gift package prepared by our company..."
After listening to the explanation for a while, Yi Song realized that what he saw in front of him was a Zanzibar specialty restaurant, which was the "starting setting" prepared by the "customer service" for him to integrate into the Marvel world, New York, USA.
Also handed out are English proficiency and a $10000 start-up at the cashier.
It was only then that Yi Song realized that he could use English proficiently, almost like a second mother tongue, and the service was really considerate.
At this time, the voice of Dianyin customer service appeared in good time: "Dingdong, please rate this service, one to five stars, one star is dissatisfied, five stars is very satisfied, after the evaluation, you can get the 'LOL super change Stand-alone version' system."
"Huh? Is this going to give me a golden finger? The conscience of the industry! I must give a five-star praise!" Yi Song said without thinking.
"Hey, wait a minute, it's obvious that you caused me to be killed by the explosion and I can't go home, you still want me to give you a good review?" Yi Song finally remembered his unpleasant experience in the sugar-coated cannonball , "It's a dream to get good reviews, I'll choose one star!"
"The evaluation result is 'Very Satisfied', thank you for your evaluation, we will notify you by text message after three years of failure reporting results, I wish you a happy life, goodbye. sounded at the same time.
"Hey, hey, you guys are cheating, you have to show some face!" Yi Song yelled loudly in the store, but the electronic music customer service seemed to have no response.
In fact, for Yi Song, although the experience this time was infuriating, and it was sad not to be able to go home, the final result was still acceptable.
After all, I survived the explosion, my body recovered, and I got the golden finger. The timeline of my life is also modern.
It's a pity that I can't go back, my parents should be very sad because of my "death" - there was an explosion in the place where I lived, and the body has not yet been found.
"Huh? That's not right!" A white light seemed to flash across the back of Yi Song's head, "According to the cheating customer service, I will go back to the time before the explosion. Speaking of which... there is nothing to worry about at all. !"
"Where is the LOL super-changing stand-alone system that Dianyin said?" At this time, Yi Song remembered to look for the golden finger that he had just heard.
"A player's question has been detected, and the related programs of 'LOL super-variable stand-alone version' have been retrieved. The search is successful. The application is being downloaded...the application is being installed...the application has been successfully installed...Welcome to the LOL super-change stand-alone version, silently say "creating happiness with xin" You can start the game, I wish you a happy life!"
……
……
PS: Reminder: Readers, if you revisit the movie "Invincible Hulk", you will see the small shop opened by the protagonist at about 1 hour and 33 minutes of the movie. "2 hours 16 minutes 36 seconds,
(乛乛) Uh-huh~
(End of this chapter)
"Wow, I lost again, how difficult is this game?!" Yi Song viciously smashed down the mouse in his hand, and "dun dun dun" gulped down a few mouthfuls of fat house happy water mixed with ice cubes.
I feel that my anger value is instantly maxed just like Big Brother Man opened a full-level big move.
So Brother Xiaosong decided to turn his grief and anger into desire for shit, and vent his anger well.
"Hey, LOL super-changing stand-alone version?" When Yi Song was browsing the WeChat official account on the toilet looking for "Happiness", he caught a glimpse of the advertising promotion information at the bottom and said to himself, "LOL has launched a mobile game again? Isn't there already one?" Are there any pesticides? It must be a copycat scam.”
Ran Goose~ Having said that, Yi Song’s hand still consciously opened the advertisement, and a familiar slogan came into view——
Charge heroes, click to send;
The six great costumes can be maxed out in one second;
One knife 999, second upgrade to 18 levels;
If you are a brother, come to Alliance Baye and kill me!
"Pfft~~" Taking advantage of the shock brought by the advertisement, Yi Song inadvertently released the last bit of anger, the corners of his mouth slightly opened, his nose opened and closed erratically, and there was a smell of reincarnation in the air.
"Huh? Isn't this the C Qi Baye model several years ago? Could this ad be a little new? It wasn't developed by the same team, right?"
After unblocking and spitting out happily, Brother Xiaosong, who had no shi and a light body, decided to get up.
So he stared at the mobile phone held in his right hand and skillfully clicked on the download link on the screen with his thumb. At the same time, he groped for the sinful left hand towards the white and round...
卷纸
—Boom!
————————————— I am the dividing line without emotion—————————————
"Where am I? I remember it seemed to be an explosion. Why doesn't it hurt at all?" Yi Song opened his eyes and found a glowing figure in front of him that became brighter and brighter, "Ahh~~~my eyes! "
Yi Song felt a bright hand gradually enlarged in front of him, and finally his eyes were all white, and he heard a voice: "Don't open your eyes, don't ask, listen to me.
"I am the customer service team of Alliance Baye. Due to our negligence, the high-latitude mobile game app has flowed into your world, causing your mobile phone to explode. Now your physical function is about to be completely lost."
According to the work manual, I will take a remedial plan - report the accident to the company, and during the company's routine maintenance three years later, the relevant staff will send the accident victims, including you, back to the time when the accident occurred original location above.
"In order to ensure that your soul will not dissipate within these three years, I will put you into another world to nourish your soul according to the regulations."
"God's victims... Forget it." Out of the rough nerves that have been bombarded by online novels for many years, Yi Song resisted the desire to complain and instantly grasped the current point.
He continued to ask: "Since you can send me to another world immediately, why can't you treat me and send me home?"
"I'm just an operator, so why...you talk too much!" The voice seemed a little annoyed, "I will randomly choose a world for you according to the customer service manual, and if you don't speak, it will be assumed that you agree."
Then Yi Song vaguely heard some voices: "Little rooster... click... choose who..."
Finally, the voice became clear: "Randomly to the Marvel movie world, if this is the case, according to my work manual, you should be equipped with a security system. Alright, you still have 30 seconds to arrive at Marvel, I wish you a happy life joy!"
Yi Song only felt dizzy for a while and lost consciousness.
…………
United States, Manhattan, New York, East Harlem, June 2008, 6 at 13 am local time.
Following the old Windows 2000 computer system startup music, Yi Song opened his eyes and found himself standing in a room of about 60 square meters connected by two storefronts.
Yi Song went to the door to have a look, and noticed that there was a floor-to-ceiling glass window about two meters high and two glass doors on the left side of the shop door.
The width of each glass is about half a meter. The two glass doors on the left are movable doors, and the right side of the door is a brown wooden wall. Two independent windows are opened a little over one meter from the ground.
Above the shop is a light red five-pointed star across the left and right. The "waist" of the five-pointed star is tilted upwards by 15 degrees, and "ZANZIBAR" (Zanzibar) is written in darker red letters. The font is in the style of a light box, and it is estimated that there will be lights at night Effect.
Inside the store is a bar counter about two and a half meters long, behind the bar there is a kitchen of about 10 square meters with appliances.
In the room with the bar counter, six small square tables with a side length of one meter are neatly distributed, and a chair is placed on each side of the table against the wall.
At this moment, the synthesized voice sounded in Yi Song's mind: "Welcome to the world of Marvel, what you are seeing now is the novice gift package prepared by our company..."
After listening to the explanation for a while, Yi Song realized that what he saw in front of him was a Zanzibar specialty restaurant, which was the "starting setting" prepared by the "customer service" for him to integrate into the Marvel world, New York, USA.
Also handed out are English proficiency and a $10000 start-up at the cashier.
It was only then that Yi Song realized that he could use English proficiently, almost like a second mother tongue, and the service was really considerate.
At this time, the voice of Dianyin customer service appeared in good time: "Dingdong, please rate this service, one to five stars, one star is dissatisfied, five stars is very satisfied, after the evaluation, you can get the 'LOL super change Stand-alone version' system."
"Huh? Is this going to give me a golden finger? The conscience of the industry! I must give a five-star praise!" Yi Song said without thinking.
"Hey, wait a minute, it's obvious that you caused me to be killed by the explosion and I can't go home, you still want me to give you a good review?" Yi Song finally remembered his unpleasant experience in the sugar-coated cannonball , "It's a dream to get good reviews, I'll choose one star!"
"The evaluation result is 'Very Satisfied', thank you for your evaluation, we will notify you by text message after three years of failure reporting results, I wish you a happy life, goodbye. sounded at the same time.
"Hey, hey, you guys are cheating, you have to show some face!" Yi Song yelled loudly in the store, but the electronic music customer service seemed to have no response.
In fact, for Yi Song, although the experience this time was infuriating, and it was sad not to be able to go home, the final result was still acceptable.
After all, I survived the explosion, my body recovered, and I got the golden finger. The timeline of my life is also modern.
It's a pity that I can't go back, my parents should be very sad because of my "death" - there was an explosion in the place where I lived, and the body has not yet been found.
"Huh? That's not right!" A white light seemed to flash across the back of Yi Song's head, "According to the cheating customer service, I will go back to the time before the explosion. Speaking of which... there is nothing to worry about at all. !"
"Where is the LOL super-changing stand-alone system that Dianyin said?" At this time, Yi Song remembered to look for the golden finger that he had just heard.
"A player's question has been detected, and the related programs of 'LOL super-variable stand-alone version' have been retrieved. The search is successful. The application is being downloaded...the application is being installed...the application has been successfully installed...Welcome to the LOL super-change stand-alone version, silently say "creating happiness with xin" You can start the game, I wish you a happy life!"
……
……
PS: Reminder: Readers, if you revisit the movie "Invincible Hulk", you will see the small shop opened by the protagonist at about 1 hour and 33 minutes of the movie. "2 hours 16 minutes 36 seconds,
(乛乛) Uh-huh~
(End of this chapter)
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