Marvel Movie: From Old Man Time to Crazy Swordsman
Chapter 2 1 knife 999?
Chapter 2 One knife 999?
"Aren't other people's systems all humanized and highly intelligent AI, Tsundere models, soft models, heart-warming models, etc. Why do I only have an instruction manual left here?"
"(乛乛) And this familiar opening line is so fat!" Yi Song said to himself, walked to the chair by the dining table and sat down, and read out the lines that contained the blood and tears of the majority of young people in the new era—— Create happiness with xin, and see a light curtain projected from your chest
Charge heroes, click to send;
The six great costumes can be maxed out in one second;
One knife 999, second upgrade to 18 levels;
It's a brother, come to the Canyon League and kill me!
Yi Song looked at the familiar text and the familiar login interface on the virtual light curtain in front of him, showing a strange and complicated expression.
The high-latitude creatures are really so creative, they are too lazy to become such a virtue, it is possible that the game content is also planned to be the same as some unscrupulous mobile games that pretend to be VIPs...
"Wait...how should I operate this?" Yi Song complained while holding his right hand subconsciously, doing the movement of operating the mouse.
Unexpectedly, a virtual mouse made of blue light actually appeared under the palm of the right hand, and I couldn't help but sigh that the high-latitude black technology is really considerate.
Yi Song tried to move the mouse to the "login game" option and click, and the mouse arrow moved to "login game" again.
At the same time, the game interface that Yi Song saw changed immediately.
——A person wearing a gray hooded cloak appeared in the screen, whose face could not be seen clearly. The person held his palms up in front of his chest, and a cloud of blue-purple light floated above his hands.
Yi Song recognized the image of a Summoner at a glance, because the word "Summoner" was clearly written in Chinese on the top of the figure.
On the left side of the character, there are five (true) option boxes of "Mall", "Recharge", "Daily", "VIP Privileges", "Description", and "Game Promoter" arranged vertically in white characters on a red background.
On the right are four identical hero attribute boxes, each with a large square box with a question mark in the middle of the upper two-thirds of the box.
Below the box are four buttons from left to right
——The red button with the word "Open" (there is also a red dot similar to WeChat chat at the top right of the button);
——The gray button with "Talent" written on it, the gray button of the disciplinary icon, and the gray button of the teleportation icon.
Below the four options, there are two options, "possession" and "summoning", which are also gray.
Yi Song first tried to click the three gray buttons, but as expected, there was no response, so he clicked "Open", only to hear the sound of gold coins falling and...
"The LOL super-changing stand-alone version does not delete files, and the closed beta is in full swing. It costs 999 yuan, and you will get a VIP when you go online. The first kill can unlock the paid heroes, and you can unlock heroes worth up to 6300 ingots!"
With a clear (not) crisp (with) pleasant (spirit) ear (soul) female voice commentary, an icon holding a light arrow appeared in the center of the screen and slowly flew towards the hero attribute box to coincide with the punishment icon, and the icon also changed from Gray becomes colorful.
Yi Song moved the mouse to the punishment button, and saw a line of words displayed on it: It can be used on non-heroes and non-building units within the field of vision of the main body, causing 999 points of real damage.
"..."
"So this is the so-called one-knife 999? It's actually a little less damage than the real full-level punishment." The young man complained weakly, and then made a new discovery-the gift bag icon in the upper right corner of the "Open" button is not It kept flickering, couldn't help but click on it, and then a dialog box appeared on the interface:
"Congratulations on getting the VIP1 privilege gift package - punishing the first kill can directly obtain the qualification to unlock the natal hero, please use it within 24 hours" the voice fell, and the countdown BUFF was displayed on the upper left of the interface.
∑(||っ°Д°)っ! !
"No, why is it only valid for one day when you call it a privilege? Wait, that doesn't seem to be the point." Yi Song was a little confused.
Ignoring the fact that the system has no AI, he slapped his thigh and roared into the air: "What do you mean by the first kill? Do you want to kill someone? You seem to be making me laugh. I won't be able to live after killing someone. I'm going to live for three years." How can a man who is over [-] years old fall here? Kill someone? Doesn't exist!"
"Emm... America doesn't seem to have the death penalty?" Yi Song, whose thoughts started to diverge, seemed to remember something, and suddenly tightened his ass, "Bah, bah, it seems even worse without the death penalty."
Consciously receiving the privilege gift pack is hopeless, Yi Song was browsing the interface boredly, and accidentally noticed the skill introduction of punishment—it can be used on non-heroes and non-building units within the field of vision of the main body.
Um? "Non-hero, non-building unit"?This seems to refer to more than just people.
Yi Song felt that he was misled by the word "kill", maybe he could try animals, preferably mosquitoes, Xiaoqiang and so on.
So Yi Song raised his head and looked around, but it was a pity that the system cleaned up the shop too cleanly, and staring around for a long time, he didn't find any pests.
Hmm... lying on the ground looking for ants all over the street might be caught as a mentally ill person, it's not right...
At this time, Yi Song suddenly caught a glimpse of the kitchen utensils in the kitchen, grinned and thought: Buying a live fish seems to be enough, how clever I am. (ω)
……
16:23pm.
With a face full of exhaustion, Yi Song returned to the store, gently placed the things in his hands on the cash register, sat down on the chair with a creak, and muttered to himself:
"What a ghost! The United States can't sell live fish. They don't even eat fresh grilled fish, boiled fish, pickled fish, braised crucian carp, sweet and sour carp? Fish with only meat has no soul. !”(╯#-_-)╯╧═╧
While complaining, Yi Song looked at the round transparent fish tank with a diameter of [-] centimeters on the cash register and the four goldfish in it with heartache.
From noon to afternoon, he searched all the nearby supermarkets and farmer's markets, but he didn't see any live poultry or fish, so he bought four goldfish in desperation.
Yi Song seriously suspected that he had been slaughtered. The four goldfish cost more than 200 US dollars, and the addition of feed and fish tank actually cost him nearly 500 US dollars. However, in order not to exceed the time limit for the reward, he still gritted his teeth and bought it.
(Huh?In other words, why did the boss let me buy it and I bought it...
……
Because he was worried that the special effects of the skills would be seen by others, Yi Song didn't try it on the spot, but brought the reserve leaders back to his restaurant.
Four goldfishes who don't know that the doomsday is approaching are swimming in the fish tank one after another. Suddenly they find the smell of food coming from the water, so they start to grab food non-stop.
Among them was a goldfish that was particularly domineering. It rushed left and right to squeeze away its companions and ate a large amount of food into its mouth, and finally succeeded in eating itself until it could not keep its belly down.
"This goldfish ate too much. It seems that its stomach has burst. It is struggling so painfully. It is better to punish it." Yi Song persuaded himself symbolically, and made the final judgment on the rogue goldfish.
Then Yi Song thought of something, put the fish tank on the dining table close to the glass, faced the glass himself, and then slapped the goldfish with punishment.
A long strip of yellow light appeared above the execution fish, and the criminal fish immediately turned up its white belly, scaring the three goldfishes to jump directly to the wall of the fish tank and float stiffly in the water with the waves.
Yi Song noticed that although he saw the yellow light, it was not reflected in the glass. From the secret point of view, only he could see the visual effects of the skills, and the sound effects were probably the same.
"You used punishment on the goldfish, causing 999 real damage."
……
(End of this chapter)
"Aren't other people's systems all humanized and highly intelligent AI, Tsundere models, soft models, heart-warming models, etc. Why do I only have an instruction manual left here?"
"(乛乛) And this familiar opening line is so fat!" Yi Song said to himself, walked to the chair by the dining table and sat down, and read out the lines that contained the blood and tears of the majority of young people in the new era—— Create happiness with xin, and see a light curtain projected from your chest
Charge heroes, click to send;
The six great costumes can be maxed out in one second;
One knife 999, second upgrade to 18 levels;
It's a brother, come to the Canyon League and kill me!
Yi Song looked at the familiar text and the familiar login interface on the virtual light curtain in front of him, showing a strange and complicated expression.
The high-latitude creatures are really so creative, they are too lazy to become such a virtue, it is possible that the game content is also planned to be the same as some unscrupulous mobile games that pretend to be VIPs...
"Wait...how should I operate this?" Yi Song complained while holding his right hand subconsciously, doing the movement of operating the mouse.
Unexpectedly, a virtual mouse made of blue light actually appeared under the palm of the right hand, and I couldn't help but sigh that the high-latitude black technology is really considerate.
Yi Song tried to move the mouse to the "login game" option and click, and the mouse arrow moved to "login game" again.
At the same time, the game interface that Yi Song saw changed immediately.
——A person wearing a gray hooded cloak appeared in the screen, whose face could not be seen clearly. The person held his palms up in front of his chest, and a cloud of blue-purple light floated above his hands.
Yi Song recognized the image of a Summoner at a glance, because the word "Summoner" was clearly written in Chinese on the top of the figure.
On the left side of the character, there are five (true) option boxes of "Mall", "Recharge", "Daily", "VIP Privileges", "Description", and "Game Promoter" arranged vertically in white characters on a red background.
On the right are four identical hero attribute boxes, each with a large square box with a question mark in the middle of the upper two-thirds of the box.
Below the box are four buttons from left to right
——The red button with the word "Open" (there is also a red dot similar to WeChat chat at the top right of the button);
——The gray button with "Talent" written on it, the gray button of the disciplinary icon, and the gray button of the teleportation icon.
Below the four options, there are two options, "possession" and "summoning", which are also gray.
Yi Song first tried to click the three gray buttons, but as expected, there was no response, so he clicked "Open", only to hear the sound of gold coins falling and...
"The LOL super-changing stand-alone version does not delete files, and the closed beta is in full swing. It costs 999 yuan, and you will get a VIP when you go online. The first kill can unlock the paid heroes, and you can unlock heroes worth up to 6300 ingots!"
With a clear (not) crisp (with) pleasant (spirit) ear (soul) female voice commentary, an icon holding a light arrow appeared in the center of the screen and slowly flew towards the hero attribute box to coincide with the punishment icon, and the icon also changed from Gray becomes colorful.
Yi Song moved the mouse to the punishment button, and saw a line of words displayed on it: It can be used on non-heroes and non-building units within the field of vision of the main body, causing 999 points of real damage.
"..."
"So this is the so-called one-knife 999? It's actually a little less damage than the real full-level punishment." The young man complained weakly, and then made a new discovery-the gift bag icon in the upper right corner of the "Open" button is not It kept flickering, couldn't help but click on it, and then a dialog box appeared on the interface:
"Congratulations on getting the VIP1 privilege gift package - punishing the first kill can directly obtain the qualification to unlock the natal hero, please use it within 24 hours" the voice fell, and the countdown BUFF was displayed on the upper left of the interface.
∑(||っ°Д°)っ! !
"No, why is it only valid for one day when you call it a privilege? Wait, that doesn't seem to be the point." Yi Song was a little confused.
Ignoring the fact that the system has no AI, he slapped his thigh and roared into the air: "What do you mean by the first kill? Do you want to kill someone? You seem to be making me laugh. I won't be able to live after killing someone. I'm going to live for three years." How can a man who is over [-] years old fall here? Kill someone? Doesn't exist!"
"Emm... America doesn't seem to have the death penalty?" Yi Song, whose thoughts started to diverge, seemed to remember something, and suddenly tightened his ass, "Bah, bah, it seems even worse without the death penalty."
Consciously receiving the privilege gift pack is hopeless, Yi Song was browsing the interface boredly, and accidentally noticed the skill introduction of punishment—it can be used on non-heroes and non-building units within the field of vision of the main body.
Um? "Non-hero, non-building unit"?This seems to refer to more than just people.
Yi Song felt that he was misled by the word "kill", maybe he could try animals, preferably mosquitoes, Xiaoqiang and so on.
So Yi Song raised his head and looked around, but it was a pity that the system cleaned up the shop too cleanly, and staring around for a long time, he didn't find any pests.
Hmm... lying on the ground looking for ants all over the street might be caught as a mentally ill person, it's not right...
At this time, Yi Song suddenly caught a glimpse of the kitchen utensils in the kitchen, grinned and thought: Buying a live fish seems to be enough, how clever I am. (ω)
……
16:23pm.
With a face full of exhaustion, Yi Song returned to the store, gently placed the things in his hands on the cash register, sat down on the chair with a creak, and muttered to himself:
"What a ghost! The United States can't sell live fish. They don't even eat fresh grilled fish, boiled fish, pickled fish, braised crucian carp, sweet and sour carp? Fish with only meat has no soul. !”(╯#-_-)╯╧═╧
While complaining, Yi Song looked at the round transparent fish tank with a diameter of [-] centimeters on the cash register and the four goldfish in it with heartache.
From noon to afternoon, he searched all the nearby supermarkets and farmer's markets, but he didn't see any live poultry or fish, so he bought four goldfish in desperation.
Yi Song seriously suspected that he had been slaughtered. The four goldfish cost more than 200 US dollars, and the addition of feed and fish tank actually cost him nearly 500 US dollars. However, in order not to exceed the time limit for the reward, he still gritted his teeth and bought it.
(Huh?In other words, why did the boss let me buy it and I bought it...
……
Because he was worried that the special effects of the skills would be seen by others, Yi Song didn't try it on the spot, but brought the reserve leaders back to his restaurant.
Four goldfishes who don't know that the doomsday is approaching are swimming in the fish tank one after another. Suddenly they find the smell of food coming from the water, so they start to grab food non-stop.
Among them was a goldfish that was particularly domineering. It rushed left and right to squeeze away its companions and ate a large amount of food into its mouth, and finally succeeded in eating itself until it could not keep its belly down.
"This goldfish ate too much. It seems that its stomach has burst. It is struggling so painfully. It is better to punish it." Yi Song persuaded himself symbolically, and made the final judgment on the rogue goldfish.
Then Yi Song thought of something, put the fish tank on the dining table close to the glass, faced the glass himself, and then slapped the goldfish with punishment.
A long strip of yellow light appeared above the execution fish, and the criminal fish immediately turned up its white belly, scaring the three goldfishes to jump directly to the wall of the fish tank and float stiffly in the water with the waves.
Yi Song noticed that although he saw the yellow light, it was not reflected in the glass. From the secret point of view, only he could see the visual effects of the skills, and the sound effects were probably the same.
"You used punishment on the goldfish, causing 999 real damage."
……
(End of this chapter)
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