Punch in the heavens
Chapter 239 Insulting the Queen
Chapter 239 Insulting the Queen
Wuli looked at the boss's thinking expression, and he had a bad guess in his heart. If this was really the case, he must stop the boss and say nothing that would put the boss in danger.
"Boss, you don't want to enter the interstellar prison, do you? Absolutely not!"
It's no wonder that Wu Li can guess that Fang Yan's expression at the moment seems to have written the words "want to go to prison" on his face.
"Well, I do have such thoughts, but you don't have to worry about me, you don't understand how terrifying my strength is?"
Dialect waved his hand, showing that he had no fear of the so-called interstellar prison.
Wuli looked at the boss's indifferent expression, and felt a little anxious. Most of the prisoners in the Interstellar Prison also had this attitude before entering the prison, but no one had ever escaped from the prison, not even a single case.
Wu Li wanted to persuade, but seeing the unquestionable eyes of the dialect, he didn't know how to continue speaking. After all, the relationship between two people is not equal.
In fact, Fang Yan didn't think about breaking into the prison, which would inevitably lead to a battle with the Nova Corps. Although he was not afraid at all, he didn't think about being so high-profile.
In fact, he also wants to be caught. This is the best way. It will neither attract attention nor expose his identity. Wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?
However, the problem now is how he was caught?
An ordinary criminal is not qualified to be imprisoned in an interstellar prison, not to mention that he is still white and has no criminal record at all.
How many crimes would he have to commit before he could be successfully caught in the interstellar prison? Could it be possible that he would go out in a while, and directly blast Xandar to a corner with a beam of particle cannons.
Just kidding!Fang Yan is not a holy bitch, but he is definitely not a murderous person. To him, he does not like meaningless killings.
Ordinary people also have parents and family members. What he dislikes the most is that people with superpowers bully ordinary people. When he was an ordinary person, if he was bullied by people with superpowers, he might fall into real despair.
Therefore, no matter what, he will not destroy the peace of Xandar Planet to achieve his purpose of being arrested.
"Well, Uli, do you know of any way to make me commit a crime?"
"Crime? Just go out and rob a bank, or bully an old lady crossing the road..."
"That's not what I mean, what I mean is, what can I do to allow myself to reach the level of crime that enters the interstellar prison without harming the peace of Xandar?"
It was the first time for Wuli to see such an outrageous request, but he also had admiration for Dialect in his heart!
He has grown up on the Xandar planet since he was a child. This is his home planet. Naturally, he does not want to see anyone destroying the peace of this planet.
At this time, Dialect can still think of ordinary people, but from this point, he knows that the boss is a great person.
Of course, the matter proposed by the boss is difficult. The interstellar prison already contains extremely vicious prisoners. It can be said that the people there should have died, but they survived because Xandar planet did not have the death penalty.
Xandar is a planet that values peace, and the law has a high degree of forgiveness, and crimes that are not heinous will not be convicted at all.
It can be said that it is very difficult to be sentenced to an interstellar prison without harming the peace of Xandar.
But the boss has a request, and he must satisfy it as much as possible, and he sends a message to the friends in the address book.
It was also the first time for his friends to meet such an unreasonable request, and they always felt like they wanted to be a whore and set up an archway.
However, they also wanted to see this matter completed. After all, sending people to prison with their own hands was a small achievement in their opinion!
Finally, with concerted efforts, they finally came up with a solution.
"What, obscene queen, are you kidding me? I'm very excited to give me such an exciting thing, I can't hold back my excitement!"
Wu Li also felt bad at first, but after seeing the excited expression of the boss, he realized that the boss is definitely not an ordinary person, he is the top of the LSP.
"It's not insulting the queen, it's insulting the statue of the queen."
"This statue is now on the central square, and it was built to commemorate the achievements of Queen Adora."
"Queen Adora, what does she do, is she a cow? What achievements does she have?" Dialect asked curiously, after all, this is a queen, a queen of the same level as his wife.
"Queen Adora has the supreme leadership of the Nova Corps. It can also be said that Adora is the real ruler of Xandar and the most honorable person on this planet!"
"As for merit, for those who are truly in power, anything can be their merit, as long as they want to gain prestige."
Dialect knew that what Uli said was right, no matter whether Adora was a good person or not, she must have the highest reputation among the people of Xandar.
"Do you have any photos?" Fang Yan asked, after all, he was going to molested someone's statue later, if he didn't look good, he wasn't interested.
As a resident of Xandar, Uli naturally has a photo of Adora in his hand, and even a three-dimensional virtual projection.
"Uh, does it look like this? Don't be obscene, what else can I do?"
Looking at Adora's projection, Dialect really has no idea at all.The queen's skin is golden, regardless of her beauty or ugliness, it really does not conform to the aesthetics of people on earth!
Wuli was very surprised. After all, in his aesthetics, Queen Adora was the goddess in his mind. Sure enough, the boss was really not an ordinary man.
"The only way is to destroy the statue of the Queen of Fantasy. This is also a felony. Once it happens, you will be immediately imprisoned in an interstellar prison."
"Very well, then I've decided happily to destroy Adora's statue!"
After dinner, Fang Yan was about to leave, but was stopped by Wu Li.
"Boss, you are new here and don't know where the central square is, why don't I guide you!"
After hearing the dialect, he agreed happily. Although his bracelet can also navigate, since he can be accompanied by someone, he will naturally not refuse.
In fact, Uli has his own ideas, and the reason why he did this is to better fulfill the vow he made before.
Accompanied by Uli, Fang Yan felt the culture of Xandar in a novel way. No matter how strange the species appeared on the streets here, no one would be surprised. Instead, they would continue walking as a matter of course.
Moreover, during the short street walk, he encountered more than 1 alien races. This number is really terrifying. At this time, he can be regarded as seeing the true meaning of Xandar's tolerance and peace.
(End of this chapter)
Wuli looked at the boss's thinking expression, and he had a bad guess in his heart. If this was really the case, he must stop the boss and say nothing that would put the boss in danger.
"Boss, you don't want to enter the interstellar prison, do you? Absolutely not!"
It's no wonder that Wu Li can guess that Fang Yan's expression at the moment seems to have written the words "want to go to prison" on his face.
"Well, I do have such thoughts, but you don't have to worry about me, you don't understand how terrifying my strength is?"
Dialect waved his hand, showing that he had no fear of the so-called interstellar prison.
Wuli looked at the boss's indifferent expression, and felt a little anxious. Most of the prisoners in the Interstellar Prison also had this attitude before entering the prison, but no one had ever escaped from the prison, not even a single case.
Wu Li wanted to persuade, but seeing the unquestionable eyes of the dialect, he didn't know how to continue speaking. After all, the relationship between two people is not equal.
In fact, Fang Yan didn't think about breaking into the prison, which would inevitably lead to a battle with the Nova Corps. Although he was not afraid at all, he didn't think about being so high-profile.
In fact, he also wants to be caught. This is the best way. It will neither attract attention nor expose his identity. Wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?
However, the problem now is how he was caught?
An ordinary criminal is not qualified to be imprisoned in an interstellar prison, not to mention that he is still white and has no criminal record at all.
How many crimes would he have to commit before he could be successfully caught in the interstellar prison? Could it be possible that he would go out in a while, and directly blast Xandar to a corner with a beam of particle cannons.
Just kidding!Fang Yan is not a holy bitch, but he is definitely not a murderous person. To him, he does not like meaningless killings.
Ordinary people also have parents and family members. What he dislikes the most is that people with superpowers bully ordinary people. When he was an ordinary person, if he was bullied by people with superpowers, he might fall into real despair.
Therefore, no matter what, he will not destroy the peace of Xandar Planet to achieve his purpose of being arrested.
"Well, Uli, do you know of any way to make me commit a crime?"
"Crime? Just go out and rob a bank, or bully an old lady crossing the road..."
"That's not what I mean, what I mean is, what can I do to allow myself to reach the level of crime that enters the interstellar prison without harming the peace of Xandar?"
It was the first time for Wuli to see such an outrageous request, but he also had admiration for Dialect in his heart!
He has grown up on the Xandar planet since he was a child. This is his home planet. Naturally, he does not want to see anyone destroying the peace of this planet.
At this time, Dialect can still think of ordinary people, but from this point, he knows that the boss is a great person.
Of course, the matter proposed by the boss is difficult. The interstellar prison already contains extremely vicious prisoners. It can be said that the people there should have died, but they survived because Xandar planet did not have the death penalty.
Xandar is a planet that values peace, and the law has a high degree of forgiveness, and crimes that are not heinous will not be convicted at all.
It can be said that it is very difficult to be sentenced to an interstellar prison without harming the peace of Xandar.
But the boss has a request, and he must satisfy it as much as possible, and he sends a message to the friends in the address book.
It was also the first time for his friends to meet such an unreasonable request, and they always felt like they wanted to be a whore and set up an archway.
However, they also wanted to see this matter completed. After all, sending people to prison with their own hands was a small achievement in their opinion!
Finally, with concerted efforts, they finally came up with a solution.
"What, obscene queen, are you kidding me? I'm very excited to give me such an exciting thing, I can't hold back my excitement!"
Wu Li also felt bad at first, but after seeing the excited expression of the boss, he realized that the boss is definitely not an ordinary person, he is the top of the LSP.
"It's not insulting the queen, it's insulting the statue of the queen."
"This statue is now on the central square, and it was built to commemorate the achievements of Queen Adora."
"Queen Adora, what does she do, is she a cow? What achievements does she have?" Dialect asked curiously, after all, this is a queen, a queen of the same level as his wife.
"Queen Adora has the supreme leadership of the Nova Corps. It can also be said that Adora is the real ruler of Xandar and the most honorable person on this planet!"
"As for merit, for those who are truly in power, anything can be their merit, as long as they want to gain prestige."
Dialect knew that what Uli said was right, no matter whether Adora was a good person or not, she must have the highest reputation among the people of Xandar.
"Do you have any photos?" Fang Yan asked, after all, he was going to molested someone's statue later, if he didn't look good, he wasn't interested.
As a resident of Xandar, Uli naturally has a photo of Adora in his hand, and even a three-dimensional virtual projection.
"Uh, does it look like this? Don't be obscene, what else can I do?"
Looking at Adora's projection, Dialect really has no idea at all.The queen's skin is golden, regardless of her beauty or ugliness, it really does not conform to the aesthetics of people on earth!
Wuli was very surprised. After all, in his aesthetics, Queen Adora was the goddess in his mind. Sure enough, the boss was really not an ordinary man.
"The only way is to destroy the statue of the Queen of Fantasy. This is also a felony. Once it happens, you will be immediately imprisoned in an interstellar prison."
"Very well, then I've decided happily to destroy Adora's statue!"
After dinner, Fang Yan was about to leave, but was stopped by Wu Li.
"Boss, you are new here and don't know where the central square is, why don't I guide you!"
After hearing the dialect, he agreed happily. Although his bracelet can also navigate, since he can be accompanied by someone, he will naturally not refuse.
In fact, Uli has his own ideas, and the reason why he did this is to better fulfill the vow he made before.
Accompanied by Uli, Fang Yan felt the culture of Xandar in a novel way. No matter how strange the species appeared on the streets here, no one would be surprised. Instead, they would continue walking as a matter of course.
Moreover, during the short street walk, he encountered more than 1 alien races. This number is really terrifying. At this time, he can be regarded as seeing the true meaning of Xandar's tolerance and peace.
(End of this chapter)
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