Punch in the heavens

Chapter 240 Qiaoqiao Fucking
As the landmark building of Xandar Star, the Central Square occupies the best geographical location, and naturally plays the role of guiding traffic to Xandar Star.

Tourism, no matter when it is, is one of the key development projects, and Xandar Star will naturally not ignore such a good project.

Technology, magic, and all other novelties can be seen here, and over time it has become the first choice for aliens to travel.

And in the center of the central square, there is a statue made of pure gold, which is built at a scale of 1:100. The figure carved on the statue is the queen Adora of Xandar, the woman who is famous in the universe.

Naturally, there will be no shortage of Xandar stars in the central square. Even as long as people who live on Xandar star pass by the queen, they will worship the queen with the most noble etiquette of Xandar star to show their respect for the queen.

Today happened to be the statutory rest day of Xandar, so the number of tourists was more than twice that of normal days, and even reached the level of overcrowding.

But at this moment, there were two furtive figures in front of the statue, staring at the queen all the time, and there were already dissatisfied people around!

They don't mind if someone looks at the queen, but these two people seem to have bad intentions, and they look at the queen with reverence. These two people don't care about the gold on it, do they?
"Although gold is indeed worthless in the universe, when I suddenly saw such a huge golden statue, I still had a feeling in my heart that I wanted to move him home."

"Haha, boss, it's not just you. I've lived here for so many years and I've had this idea more than once!" Wuli on the side also agreed quite a bit.

However, for so many years, there are not a few people who have such thoughts, and the Xinxing government will naturally not sit back and watch such things happen.

They have three floors inside and three floors outside to isolate the statue of the queen, and even sent a special self-defense force to keep an eye on the movements here. If it is not afraid of affecting the viewing experience, I am afraid that this place will be blocked directly.

Fang Yan glanced at Wuli and motioned him to stay away from him. After all, what he was going to do in a while was a disrespectful act. Once he got involved with him, even Wuli would inevitably be imprisoned.

Wuli nodded, indicating that he understood the meaning of the dialect, and his body was indeed retreating, but he secretly made up his mind that after something happened, he must stand with the boss.

Fang Yan saw more and more people worshiping around him, and secretly thought that this was the best opportunity.

He leaped over the fence with a stride, and the speed was so fast that before everyone below had time to react, he had already stood under the statue.

Then, in full view of everyone, he took out a writing brush from the backpack, dipped it in ink, flew up into the air, and came to the chest of the queen statue.

The huge one looks like a meat bun, and the dialect writes on the meat bun: The invincible number one handsome man in the universe, in dialect, has come here to commemorate this calligraphy.

Wuli below was completely dumbfounded. He thought that the boss would go up and take away a piece of gold at most, or kick the queen's feet, but he really didn't expect that the boss could be so coquettish. He deserves to be his boss. .

Even Wuli couldn't stand the show in dialect, and the crowd below couldn't stand it even more. She was the most sacred goddess in their minds. It's really a bit outrageous for someone to dare to write an inscription on the goddess' chest.

"No, after all these years of living, I have never seen anyone dare to be so arrogant. This means they don't take the Queen seriously at all!"

"This is a piece of shit. If it hadn't been for the queen, Xandar wouldn't have survived at all, and it wouldn't be as prosperous and powerful as it is today."

"I'm going to kill this man. If he came to steal gold, I might look up to him a few times, but his behavior is really insulting the queen, and I can't bear it!"

"Bah, I think you want to do that too! Otherwise, why are your lustful eyes always staring at the Queen's breasts?"

"Nonsense, am I that kind of person? But you, you think I don't know, your house is full of movies about queens!"

The person who was mentioned panicked and scrambled. If he hadn't been supported by someone, he might have fallen to the ground.

"You, you, how did you discover such a secret thing about me?"

No matter how good the relationship between men is, there are some bottom lines that must never be touched, like this!
"Haha, how do I know? One time when you were drunk, you insisted on dragging me to your house to watch a movie. I didn't go and you beat me. In the end, I had to watch 132 movies with you!"

The man replied, and wiped his eyes as he spoke, as if he was still very wronged.

These two live treasures were just a small episode, and no one wanted to pay attention to their private lives. Ever since the first moment the dialect blasphemed the goddess, someone had already called the police.

The police on Xandar was very quick. Within 3 minutes after the incident, people from the Nova Corps arrived on the scene.

Naturally, the dialect didn't stay on the queen's twin peaks all the time, and after the inscription was finished, it had already descended to the ground.

The people around him pointed at him, not caring at all, this was not his queen, it was none of his business!

But when the Nova Legion arrived, his face changed drastically, as if he had seen the most terrifying creature. He secretly thought that this was outrageous. This was simply embarrassing.

The new star soldier who came across was none other than the centurion who welcomed him to the port of Xandar. He still remembered his promise to others that he would never commit crimes on Xandar, but the time had not yet come. After a day, he will desecrate the queen of others.

"Well, what a coincidence, shouldn't you be in charge of things at the port?"

"Well, I was just promoted today and was transferred here to take charge of security issues in the city." It could be seen that the centurion was also very embarrassed.

Fang Yan had never thought that he had such good luck. He had just been promoted and he made a mistake under their hands. What a coincidence that he opened the door for Qiaoqiao - such a coincidence, I'm afraid this will be the embarrassment of his life. ?
The evidence is conclusive, not to mention that Fang Yan did it in front of so many people, so there is absolutely no need to defend himself.

The centurion looked at the two people in front of him and said, "You two come with me! On Xandar, blaspheming the queen is a serious crime, and your ending may be tragic!"

Two people?Fang Yan was very puzzled when he heard the centurion's words, but he saw Wuli next to him in a blink of an eye, and his heart warmed. This guy probably ran over when he was shocked just now, so he didn't notice.

He didn't expect that people he met by chance could do this for him. This brother, he recognized him in his dialect.

(End of this chapter)